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PRETTY PLEASE-Dutch Melrose
#catwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#the cat king#this is only half joking#it fits oddly well#anyway sorry y'all I'll stop spamming the tag but just!!! them
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U guys
Murch on team past because of his lore stuff and it's like emotionally important because he wishes he could go back to the past before he started questioning his life choices and the path he took because he doesn't know if he's truly happy doing what he does
Spyke on team future because he's going to create the next cryptocurrency
#bean rambles#splatoon#splatoon 3#splat3#splatoon spyke#splatoon murch#spyke#murch#this is only half joking#but also completely serious at yhe same timr
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I swear to gods guys I'm writing horny concepts and stuff but the thing is I'm just so horny that I start jacking off before I can finish anything.
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wait guys i take back my depressive episode. one of my poems got accepted into a lit mag so im normal again
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Guys this is baby's first time having OC brainrot how do I deal with it
#This is only half joking#Half procrastination cuz I need to clean up my room#Like#I can't look up fanart for the.#(cuz it doesn't exist)#I can't look up fics for them#(because I need to write it in order for it to exist)#I NEED TO CONSUME CONTENT. ABOUT THEM. BUT. THERE ISN'T ANY.#<- bbys first ocs 😔#oc stuff
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Stray kids Deadpool song confirmed?????
#this is only half joking#ryan reynolds#was in the video#right??#we all agree he was the tv presenter right#chkchkboom#stray kids#skz#deadpool#if this song ends up in the movie I will NOT be normal about it#trust and believe#stray kids ate#ate
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🌷 writing achievement you want to brag about
Thank you for the ask! From this ask game.
Not to brag, but I've finished a project before. I know. I know. Please calm down the applause.
(That, and that I sometimes use the right prepositions.)
#salad-ask#starlit-hopes-and-dreams#this ask is not oc related#This is only half joking#My habit of abandoning -everything- halfway in#games books crafts#is my bane and the fact that i have MULTIPLE FINISHED NOVELS#is huge to me
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Begging somebody to read fanfics aloud while I draw (we can even switch on occasion) so I feel like I'm listening to audiobooks of my blorbos
Pros
it's free!!
whenever anything drastic happens we can freak out together. like live posting but over voice chat.
we may fall in love?!?! who said that???
Cons
the crippling ordeal of other people perceiving you
real-world issues cannot be ignored forever: we need to go back and work to pay off our bills :(
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if one day i stop posting about tf2 and i start posting abt some shitass gacha anime game i need yall to put me down, do you hear me?
#tf2#this is only half joking#the only anime gacha game im allowed to like is hypmic#and i havent played that in months#actually since last year#demos ramblings#i cant let the gacha games overcome me again not ever again
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if you like hot rooms over cold rooms get off of my blog immediately
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succession good ending: the siblings realize their father's life was hollowed out by obsession with power and step aside. the old guard who have already sacrificed their lives on the altar of capitalism take over the company.
succession bad ending: the siblings are torn apart by the shadow of their father. they are consumed by the same greed and obsession as Logan, each becoming him in their own way. relationships entirely fractured. Ken is CEO and all siblings are estranged.
succession true ending: TomStar GregCo
#succession#this is only half joking#also: stewy is my best friend and i wish he and kendall would fuck nasty on screen smh#i miss watching with the other girlies as it airs :(#stupid job#but nobody gets succession like the tumblr girlies fr
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Mother Teresa was a real person?? I thought she was a character from that bible novel
What next, you’re gonna tell me that Pope exists too?
#christianity#religion#this is only half joking#because i honestly thought mother teresa was from the bible#but no! she’s real and a bitch unfortunately#shitpost
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things i ship;
toko fukawa x sapphic genocide jack x sapphic
thank you
#this is only half joking#bc its not wrong#its not my complete ship list#but at the same time its my whole personality#toko or jack x girlfriends / nonbinary partners
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I hate that there's football all over my dash yall are so annoying
#this is only half joking#maybe I need to take a tumblr break#just need to get some gifs out#franziska.txt
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need a boyfriend so i can squeeze his tits like a stress ball again
#this is only half joking#if i could just like. have a bf to bring around w me everywhere life would be better lol
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