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for the genshin ask, can you draw my ultimate babygirl albedo?

yesssssssssss. klee helped decorate his clipboard <333

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Got cursed by thought goblins

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

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dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

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Snakes

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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Shiho: In the hands of a trained assassin, anything can be a weapon.

Shiho, pulling out a pistol: For example, this weapon.

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Love it when tumblr users display the strangest anon hate they've gotten on their banner. It's like a deer's head mounted on the wall but the deer also calls you a slur

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My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

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sooooo guess who was looking for vermouth refs for no reason whatsoever and saw this an an cover... like HELLO? hello. two for one bonus 🥺🥺

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"This issue isn't 'complex', the only reason it hasn't been solved is because some people don't want it solved" like, yeah, bro, how to get everybody on the same page about what the problem is and how best to fix it is, in fact, one of the complexities in question. A lot of stuff is simple if you skip that step, but the trick is that you can't.

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they dont even know the “i can excuse racism” and guy walking in with pizza memes are from the gayest weirdest most mentally ill show of the 2000s that got cancelled twice and sent an entire streaming platform into bankruptcy

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you know when you're hiking and see something so cool you just have to pick it up because it's such a great find it would be a shame to leave lying around? anyways i have the completely intact severed head of a stag beetle. suggestions on what the hell to do with it?

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Me when I'm throwing cheese slices at the local cybertuck