#this is not what I do

[gunsatthaphan]

#new territories.

[joyful-soul-collector]

I had my first ever DnD session yesterday and learned several things:

#1 the math is not nearly as difficult as I thought it was going to be

#2 having a little animal friend is really really really fun

#3 I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING FLIRT OH MY GOD WHY IS THE FIRST THING I TRIED TO DO WITH AN NPC WAS SEDUCE THEM

MY DM LITERALLY DESCRIBED THE MOST CRUSTY, GREASY LITTLE RAT MAN AND IMMEDIATELY I WAS LIKE ~why hello there~ OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[mikufanclub]

glados miku ^_^

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[ered]

Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:

Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.

The actual difference is

when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names

when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names

hope this helps!

[onetimemacaroni]

chile's true form

[portsandstars]

[eurekq]

Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen