#this is not what I do

[gunsatthaphan]

#new territories.

[joyful-soul-collector]

I had my first ever DnD session yesterday and learned several things:

#1 the math is not nearly as difficult as I thought it was going to be

#2 having a little animal friend is really really really fun

#3 I AM THE BIGGEST FUCKING FLIRT OH MY GOD WHY IS THE FIRST THING I TRIED TO DO WITH AN NPC WAS SEDUCE THEM

MY DM LITERALLY DESCRIBED THE MOST CRUSTY, GREASY LITTLE RAT MAN AND IMMEDIATELY I WAS LIKE ~why hello there~ OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[unpeeled-human]

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

[vasira96]

it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!

[phantom-shell]

Fiddleford found one of his old shirts

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[mikufanclub]

glados miku ^_^

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...