#this is not mat!

[ofdaisy]

‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back

[frostedpuffs]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vietsoul]

Jason Adonis & Marc Stone Mat Attack, 2003 - Can-Am Productions, dir. Ron Sexton

[frownyalfred]

“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

[aftg4rd]

hell of a workout pt. 2 💪🏽💦

[huachengsromcom]

People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

[who-is-riley]

or at least it went something like that

[west-side]

🩷

[deadmotelsusa]

The Hat-O-Mat Drive-In Restaurant of Niles, Ohio

[bawdiestrhymester]

Ghosts: the pilot

(Well, 6 minutes worth…of the 12 or so originally filmed)

MASSIVE thanks to the six idiots for sharing this piece of Ghosts history with the fans.

*the laugh track is the audience that was watching this live reacting to the clip*

[dailydccomics]

Superman and Batman by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

[shotmrmiller]

getting a text from johnny asking for a nude, which you quickly oblige to, he's been gone for months and you miss but then think yourself so cheeky so you send a whole video of you using a toy. maybe one he bought himself or just a mould of his own cock and you can't even look at the screen as you wait for a response.

except simon had asked soap to use his phone just moments after sending that message because his is a cracked piece of ancient technology and of course he's the one who sees what you sent.

all ten minutes of it.

[vietsoul]

Jason Adonis & Marc Stone Mat Attack, 2003 - Can-Am Productions, dir. Ron Sexton

[baynton]

BBC Ghosts | 5x03: Pineapple Day

[treasuregamble]

soft cute bath rug