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smoqueen · 4 months ago

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vietsoul · 2 months ago

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Jason Adonis & Marc Stone Mat Attack, 2003 - Can-Am Productions, dir. Ron Sexton

#jason adonis #marc stone #mat attack #can am #holesrus #kazeo2se #userviet #userpedro #usermichi #userdylan #usermack #vietlad #gay #gaybuckybarnes #gifs #userflex #lgbtq #gayedit

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ofdaisy · 9 months ago

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‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back

#tfb #the front bottoms #be nice to me #rose #Brian sella #mat uychich

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frostedpuffs · 1 year ago

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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#I FUCKING KNEW HE'D MAKE A CAMEO #as soon as i saw mat i started SCREAMING laughing #no mark cameo though :( sad #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #text post #fnaf #fnaf spoilers #matpat #the fact that his nametag says ness too. the fucking earthbound character #THE EASTER EGGS IN THIS MOVIE WERE SOOO GOOD #listen as an og fnaf fan....im thriving #not super into the series anymore but WOW this movie really catered to my high school age self lol

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frownyalfred · 1 year ago

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“You wanna fight someone, you fight me” seemed like a silly rule at first. but after there was more than one batkid living in the Manor at the same time, suddenly the prospect of having to spar with Bruce on the mats because you couldn’t stop yourself from throwing a punch at Tim earlier is terrifying.

#stolen from Yellowstone #I think this is a great way to discourage the batkids fighting among themselves #mostly #like it still happens #but damn if getting beaten into the mats at 4 am reminds you why punching Tim won’t help you in the long run #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batfam #thoughts

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aftg4rd · 6 months ago

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hell of a workout pt. 2 💪🏽💦

#featuring ghosts fucked up joints. me too bud #soap and ghost having a Hot and Sweaty standoff trying to see who’s going to cave first #they just get increasingly more drenched and gross until they just end up making out on the sparring mats lol #call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon riley #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod art #my art #ghostsoap #cod

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huachengsromcom · 9 months ago

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

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west-side · 1 year ago

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#mat dub #gay #méxico gay

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deadmotelsusa · 1 year ago

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The Hat-O-Mat Drive-In Restaurant of Niles, Ohio

#not a dead motel #hat o mat #nightmare fuel #roadside attraction

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dailydccomics · 2 months ago

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Superman and Batman by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

#superbat #clark kent #bruce wayne #dc comics #superman #batman #dc #chris samnee #mat lopes #cover art #cover edit #comics

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abby-howard · 1 month ago

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I am leaving her to go do my job. Abandoning her. Do I even care about her at all....

#spoons the cat #cat pics #sorry i am leaving you with your nice warm stove and your special mat next to it just 4 you #do i even care spoons....

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shotmrmiller · 5 months ago

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getting a text from johnny asking for a nude, which you quickly oblige to, he's been gone for months and you miss but then think yourself so cheeky so you send a whole video of you using a toy. maybe one he bought himself or just a mould of his own cock and you can't even look at the screen as you wait for a response.

except simon had asked soap to use his phone just moments after sending that message because his is a cracked piece of ancient technology and of course he's the one who sees what you sent.

all ten minutes of it.

#if he forwards it to his phone oh well #missclick #soap having the attention span of a fish cuz all it takes is one insult to his comb to get him riled up and on the mat #kyle's a real one for that

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vietsoul · 2 months ago

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