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winter2468 · 26 days
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ASOIAF modern AU I am working an office job at the generic Lannister Company and it's shit, the company culture is shit but the pay is actually kind of decent and I tell myself I can stick it out. I get stuck in the queue for the office coffee machine behind Tyrion Lannister (we both have insomnia. skipping the morning espresso is not an option). The previous and only time I saw him he was very drunk at an office party and I'm not sure if he remembers and I don't want to ask. His phone keeps buzzing. Apparently his recently disabled older brother is in some kind of Twitter feud with a championship woman fencer for reasons which remain unclear. We bitch about the woefully inadequate workplace disability adjustments for 5-10 mins until the coffee machine is free. We both want height-adjustable desks for our various disabilities but Tywin Lannister is Not splashing out for that. A week later I open my phone to check the morning news and Tyrion Lannister is missing on the run for shooting his father with a fucking crossbow. And scene.
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Alicent shitposting pt. 38
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lmaowh-at · 29 days
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To teach me humility, the gods have condemned me to watch you waddle about wearing that proud lion that was my father’s sigil and his father’s before him. But neither gods nor men shall ever compel me to let you turn Casterly Rock into your whorehouse.
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llutik · 3 months
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sun, moon & roses
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vriska-martell · 2 months
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2x03 - “The Burning Mill”
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jeyneofpoole · 1 year
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leda 1, 2, 3
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novembermorgon · 3 months
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naerys mildly based off this post by @visenyaism . one of my favourites of all time
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slavonicrhapsody · 6 months
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“Hear me, Daenerys Targaryen. The glass candles are burning.”
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irlplasticlamb · 2 years
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you may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. you need her, as she needs you...
prints + merch + instagram
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snake-berry · 3 months
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Bethany Bracken, prior to her execution
"I found her in such lamentation and heaviness as I never saw no creature, so that it would have pitied any man's heart to have looked upon her."
i hath returned from my faraway travels, to post once more...
anyways yeah drew bethany in a slightly diff style than usual! even if shes an awoiaf footnote i am obsessed with her partially bc she is so obviously inspired by catherine howard (my forever fave of henry viii's wives). so yes hope u all enjoy my cornplate fanart. also justice for bracken women!
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angelofthenight · 9 months
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Rhaenyra: Hey Daemon can you do something for me?
Daemon: I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene and take the blame
Rhaenyra: great. Can you do the dishes for me?
Daemon: no
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winter2468 · 3 months
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Brienne returns home to her dad, he's just glad she made it home alive. Of course now he has to get back to the business of arranging a marriage for her (and he remember how well that went the last few times) but Brienne says don't worry! I've found a man who wants to marry me. He's highborn and everything. Okay, says Selwyn, who is this man and how quickly can we make this happen (again, he remembers how well things went the last few times and the faster things are legally binding the better). In walks Jaime Kingslayer Lannister. Smash cut to black.
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hauntedbythenarrative · 3 months
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It would be a hundred times easier
If we were young again
Where Did You Go?, Hishaam Siddiqi//Waiting for This Story to End Before I Begin Another, Jan Heller Levi//Jodi Picault//Brutus, The Buttress//Two slow dancers, Mitski// House of the Dragon (2022-)
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dreaminghelaena · 5 months
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flying-ham · 5 months
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“It was a hair net of fine-spun silver, the strands so thin and delicate the net seemed to weigh no more than a breath of air when Sansa took it in her fingers. Small gems were set wherever two strands crossed,”
- Sansa VIII, A Clash of Kings
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mutedmya · 3 months
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Jace: did you just bite me? What, were you raised by wolves?
Cregan: yeah. Wanna meet them?
Jace:
Jace: yes.
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