#this is not a humble brag

[lunapwrites]

Them: babies start to roll over between 4-5 months of age, and will usually roll from their bellies to their backs first because it takes less neck and back strength. :)

Bean, at 12 weeks: hold my binkie.

don't mind the sound of my soul leaving my bodyyyyyy

[frankie-the-bad-guy-lupelli]

Falling an’ bustin’ my butt aside, is hard mode on this game suspiciously easy or have my old DDR skills transferred over?

[mfred]

Ya gurl got "exceeds expectations" on all areas of her annual review this year!

[melinamercury6538]

It feels like a right of passage when your blog reaches a certain number of favourites, reblogs etc. that you start getting by followed by multiple p0rn bots on the daily

[unhinged-lesbian]

unironically wish i had a lesbian friend

like a lesbian with whom i can freely share my experiences who is NOT interested in me romantically in the LEAST

[b0tster]

it was so pretty out today 💙

[metukika]

body goals: shattered!

[prontaentrega]

funniest thing about stephen king to me is that hes known for publishing like 10 books a year because he writes an entire chapter a day everyday and people talk about this like its so cool but once you start reading stephen king books you can tell he can keep up with that pace because he publishes 900 pages long books and they all read like shit

[saintjosie]

i’m not humble bragging when i say im pretty and passing. i’m hot as fuck.

when i brag, i brag with my whole chest, and i don’t do it often. so let me brag for a minute.

i am an excellent photographer and i worked in professional photography and videography for almost a decade and have traveled all around the world to do so. left image taken in milan, right image taken in thailand.

i hold one of the top scores on rush pinball on record. 25th in the world last i checked and i got this score five months after picking up pinball.

i try new hobbies all the time and almost always pick them up at an insane speed. on the left, first time painting since high school on the right, first acrylic pour.

after two weeks learning archery, i shot a regulation 140, better than many hobbyists do after shooting for years. image taken from my first day of shooting and shooting at full range.

i’ve dabbled in makeup art. this was after three weeks of learning how to do eye shadow.

i can sing, play guitar, bass, piano, drums, can improvise on all of them except piano and i write, produce, mix, and master all of my own music. i started learning music production four years ago from online videos and have 100s of thousands of streams and am working on a full album. this was my spotify wrapped for 2023.

other miscellaneous things

i have a masters degree

i learned how to lockpick in seven minutes

i’ve been world top 500 demon hunter in diablo 3 multiple times

i cleared slay the spire on my first run

i have cleared every song on guitar hero 2 and 3 on expert 100% (yes even through the fire and flames), and could clear more than half of them either blindfolded, left-handed, or both. (not anymore tho lol)

i taught myself how to cook, i make up my own recipes frequently, i can improvise recipes using whatever is lying around, i can guess how to make a recipe without looking it up, and many people have told me that my cooking is the best thing they’ve ever eaten.

i took a data science bootcamp and then worked at a fortune 500 tech company for several years and i also turned down job offers from google twice.

strangers regularly come up to me and tell me i’m unrealistically gorgeous and that i have the best skin they’ve ever seen.

i’ve turned down several men in the mainstream music industry who tried to slide into my dms

oh and i can dance at bars, have a good time, AND look sexy while doing it.

so like 🤷‍♀️

[sneakydraws]

Kyomoto is winning the race!

[captainpoopweinersoldier]

cannot WAIT for Lestat to find out Armand's been goin around telling people he's fucked him

[pillarsalt]

When you grow up with dogs that have owners who treat them with respect and discipline, you learn so much about dog body language. Body language in dogs is the main way they communicate with each other. You learn how they act when they're happy and relaxed vs scared and stressed, and the difference looks like night and day. So it's a curveball to meet people who don't have that knowledge and, for example, immediately go in for a firm pat on top of the head when meeting a new dog and become surprised when the dog doesn't like it. From the dog's perspective, this random they haven't even sniffed yet is quickly coming towards a vulnerable body part from above with no warning. It's the same with small dogs who are "vicious" and nippy, they've had their bodily autonomy violated all their lives because they're small, being picked up and restrained and pushed around, so they've adapted with the only method of self defence they have.

Dogs are CONSTANTLY telling you how they feel through body language (unless they've been beaten/disciplined out of displaying those cues, now that's an unpredictable and dangerous dog,) but most people don't know how to listen. This isn't a criticism of those people, they just don't know the language. Many haven't had the opportunity to learn, and I wonder if there's a way we could give more people that opportunity. I think it would cut down many peoples fear of dogs, I've heard first hand how it causes many a great deal of stress when they encounter dogs in public. Just being able to visually verify that a dog is chilling and no threat to anyone around could be really helpful to those who are scared of dogs.

[thealogie]

That skin care post really reminds me when I had bad skin for 15 years of my life and all the good skin people were like “it’s all the products that are making your skin bad! I just use soap!” and I was like “no I swear my skin is bad and the products are somewhat managing the badness” and then at 27 my skin literally just cleared up on its own no break outs at all. ever. and now sometimes for days at a time I just wash my face and put on sunscreen (for days on end) and my skin is still perfect. Those girls were just living like this the whole time and were gaslighting me

[mfred]

I've done all my Xmas shopping, mostly from small businesses, and almost all of my Xmas cards. All I have left is to go to the post office.

[llewhn]

okay fine he's my favorite

[telffiin]

this was supposed to be just a quick doodle... whoopsy