#this is not a dis at op
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mysoulspiralbound · 2 years ago
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not so great for a professional essay, but this would do wonders in a creative writing class
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chaosmenu · 5 months ago
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i cant stop thinking about the fact that the us and uk killed one million people in indonesia as part of the cold war effort and barely anybody knows about it much less cares. trying to tell somebody about it especially in the west will just garner laughter and celebration -- genocide is okay if they are (true or suspected) communists, no matter what. one million people
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thebibliosphere · 11 months ago
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.
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spaceistheplaceart · 1 year ago
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THIS BITCH SCHLORPED MY FUCKING BOOYAH BOMB‼‼
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demigods-posts · 9 months ago
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i desperately need to see the big three kids kick ass together. give me a scene where they don't hold back as they turns the tides against the enemy in the blink of an eye. give me the scenes of other demigods watching in awe and horror at how easily the big three kids take out a threat. give me the scenes that show us why the big three kids aren't a force to be reckoned with. give reason to the forbidden children.
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trekkerac · 1 month ago
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I see you are taking questions so two things. First, I love the frankenghost au! It’s 25% sad and 75% comedy and i love it. Two, since bill and stan can communicate with one another, is Bill actually able to do anything to stanley since he’s still sorta-trapped in the mindscape or can he only annoy the shit outta stanley ‘cause stanley’s a ghost?
Thanks! Yeah he can't actually do anything to Stanley, other than annoy or antagonise him. The only reason he hangs around him is to watch Ford. I would proabably guess he hasn't possessed his corpse is because he would still need a deal with his ghost since he's newly dead and still lingering around. So yeah. On about equal grounds here.
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threateningwatercress · 1 month ago
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weird ass bird
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aratribow · 1 year ago
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I LITERALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEEASE DRAS MORE OF JING YUAN AND YANQING IM BEGGING YOOU THEYRE SCRATCHING THE AUTISITC PART OF MY BRAIN IM BEGGING I LOVE YOUR ARTSYKE SO MUVH
OMG LMAOOOO I CAN FEEL THE LOVE RADIATING FROM THE ASK OP <3
have some floof food from me then, since ur such a sweetheart:3c
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M an ABSOLUTE SUCKER FOR JY GIVING YQ THE LONGEVITY LOCK and the fact that it's a custom for parents to give to their child just MELTS MY HEART LMAOO
Jy and yq found family MY BELOVED
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capripatch · 5 months ago
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They are so stupid core i need to explode them also i just realized i forgot zoros scar ignore that oh no
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Dawg also enies lobby destroyed me holy shit. I was also literally on ep.269 10 days ago and as of right now im on ep.312. The op addiction is real yall. Anyway heres the rest of the doodle page :p
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majubengel · 5 months ago
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red hawk
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tossawary · 7 months ago
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Trying to judge Kakashi for his teaching fuck-ups is hard because everything keeps getting skewed by everything that is wrong with this man and also everything around him. He ends up being graded on the triple wonky curves of: 1) "You know, I'm not sure that you specifically could have done much better." (Child soldier as a preschooler, isolated genius prodigy fast-tracked out of childhood, violently orphaned twice, war veteran, late teenage years and nearly half his life spent in black ops, he's only like 26 years old, etc...)
2) "I'm not sure that the average Konoha ninja could have really done much better in Kakashi's shoes." (Inconsistent prior Academy training for students, little to no apparent teacher training or solid child development resources for genin team teachers, inconsistent oversight from neglectful superiors, promotion exams where it's apparently normal-ish for participants to be either killed or permanently injured, etc...)
3) "I don't think anyone could have handled this situation well, honestly. It was fucked up before Kakashi showed up." (Sasuke.) (Also Naruto if his personality had been slightly different, after 12 years of neglect and shunning. What the fuck.)
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reineydraws · 6 months ago
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made it on time for the end of june! made a bi rhp jolly roger bc i hc shanks as bi and i am also bi lol 💖💜💙
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happy pride, everyone! 🏳️‍🌈
hope the month was good to you!
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mrkeatingsblazer · 7 months ago
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Will Solace blinding his enemies with his light Will Solace deafening his enemies with his sonic whistle Will Solace disabling his enemies bc of his medical knowledge Will Solace weakening his enemies with his plague powers Will Solace with a fucking gun
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yxxdel · 4 months ago
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𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐑
ft. multi characters
summary: the title said it all hehe
a/n: randomly listened to this song again, and wanted to write a little drabble but huh.. 850 wc. anyways, hope y’all enjoy. also i won't update a lot bc college started again and im dying
song— versace on the floor, bruno mars (my man fr)
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He always loved to spoil you, without any reason, whether it was jewelry or clothes.
But the thing he bought you all the time were dresses. Black, white, red— you had an entire collection in your wardrobe.
Seeing you in fancy dresses turned him on mostly every time. So you weren’t surprised when he brought you yesterday a gorgeous Versace dress.
It was a long dark green dress with a slit on the side, and an open back.
You felt beautiful as you checked yourself in the mirror, biting your lips in admiration.
He was sitting at the edge of the bed, his eyes scanning your body with adoration and lust. He felt his pants tightening just by this sight as he stood up and walked behind you.
You smiled at him through the mirror, feeling him wrapping his arms around you.
“You like it ?”
He muttered, resting his chin on your shoulder.
“I love it. Thank you, honey.”
His lips curled into a small smile, his hand grabbing your hips as he made your bodies rock slowly side to side.
“I’m glad you like it, because I think she was made for you.”
He kissed your bare shoulder, his lips trailing gently towards your sensitive spot behind your ear.
You chuckled, his action tickling you as you closed your eyes.
There was faint music in the background, from the speakers. You tended to put on music when you got ready.
His eyes closed as well, adoring the feeling of your warm body against his.
Your bodies kept moving side to side slowly; the moment could be so romantic if he wasn’t dreaming of ripping the dress off you.
He smirked when he recognized the music that was playing, opening his eyes as his hands wandered on your body.
“Do you know the title of that song, love ?”
Your eyes opened with slight confusion as he turned you around, grabbing the straps of the dress, leaning in to kiss your shoulder once again.
“Versace on the floor.”
You wrapped your arms around his neck, smirking.
“Oh, is it now ?”
You said, and he nodded as he started to kiss your neck, painfully slow.
“What a coincidence, huh ?”
He smiled against you as he slowly pulled down the dress.
You swallowed hard with anticipation, feeling the dress falling to your feet. You didn’t bother to wear a bra, so you were now only in panties in front of him.
His eyes explored your body from head to toes, gulping as he clenched his jaw. If he didn’t hold back, he could just have come by the sight of your bare body.
He grabbed you by the waist gently, pulling you closer to him.
“God, you’re beautiful.”
He whispered in a deep voice before pressing his lips against yours.
Surprisingly, the kiss wasn’t rough but gentle and held all the love he felt for you.
His lips moved softly against yours, frowning slightly from the sudden warm sensation rushing through his body as he deepened the kiss when he felt your tongue seeking enter into his mouth.
His tongue slipped in your mouth with a long groan, cupping your face with one hand and grabbing the back of your neck with the other one.
The lewd sounds your mouth made and the little noises you let out made him even more turned on as he grabbed your thighs and lifted you up.
Automatically wrapping your legs around his waist, you smiled against him as he brought you to the bed. You bit his lower lip, before he put you on the bed gently.
“Naughty girl.”
He purred, attacking your neck again. Nibbling and sucking your skin, you grabbed his hair as he started to grind himself against your clothed cunt.
“I have a little problem down there, care to help me ?”
He whispered in your ear, and you couldn’t help but whimper as your hands slowly fell to his pants.
You felt how hard he was, and you swallowed hard again. Slipping your hand into his pants, he groaned loudly as you didn’t warn him and touched his cock immediately.
“E-eager, are you ?”
He sounded like he could cum right now , and you smirked, starting to stroke him slowly.
“You’re the needy one, baby.”
You teased, fastening your pace and hearing his quickened breathing. His lips hovered over your body until he arrived in front of your chest, and started to suck on your nipple.
You both moaned at the same time, his tongue teasing you before he stood up suddenly.
He took off his shirt and pulled down his pants quickly. Leaving him naked before his body was above yours again.
“Tell me if it’s too much, ok? I don’t know if I can hold back when you look at me with those eyes.”
He murmured, before kissing you, your head deepening into the mattress from how hard his lips were on you.
Then you felt his tip at your entrance, and you smiled— because you knew how long and thick he was, and yet it was never too much.
© yxxdel 2024 — all rights reserved. do not copy, modify, or redistribute my work without permission.
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This is…. NANAMI, geto, gojo, HIGURUMA (jjk) LEVI, jean (aot) SAE, kaiser, NOEL (bllk) GIYUU, tengen, muzan (kny) AIZAWA (mha) SANJI , shanks, law (op) DI leon (re) renji, BYAKUYA (bleach) DAISUKE (he’s so underrated bc the hype of the millionaire detective died w/ the covid)
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eyefocusing · 11 days ago
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optimus trying to hug his stressed out sonboy who is way taller than him is one of those things that keeps bouncing around in my head. i dont think either of them would be quite sure what to do
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casualavocados · 3 months ago
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Chiang Tien as AI DI & Chen Bowen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME textpost memes | part 1/?
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