#this is not a clubhouse

[ancient-depressed-druid]

It feels so weird that as a bisexual woman I experienced prejudice twice from inside the LGBT+ community.

The first time was bc I thought i was asexual bc i felt the same way towards men AND woman and it couldn't possibly be sexual attraction (talk about internalized homophobia). So many people told me to kms for "pretending to be queer". Many more told me they could "fix" my sexual orientation with sex.

The second time was when i realized i was bisexual and people in the community (mostly lesbians, unfortunately) invalidated my sexuality and i suddenly became a "sexual deviant", a "farce that pretended to be bisexual for male sexual gratification" and a "cheater". Again I was told to kms. Again people said they could "fix" me with sex.

So, in one expierence I was not sexual enough, the other i was overly sexual.

In one I could never be with someone, the other I could never be with "just one" person.

Did my behavior change? No.

Did my morals change? No.

Did i suddenly go from not fucking to having sex with each and every person i could find? No.

I just had a better understanding of my own sexual orientation and opted for a label that best reflected that understanding.

And yet, people still dont understand why so many bisexuals are ace inclusionists...

[bagelsforall]

Public Domain Expansion

[caramelkats]

𝐓𝐰¡ 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐬𝐞𝐱 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝, 𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥(𝐦! 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠)

𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐮 is such a big sweetheart, always doing his best to please you. Waking up in the middle of night to you whining his name, claiming you can't wait and you need him. And as the sweetheart he is, he fucks you back to sleep. Cleaning the both of you up and passing out right after. When you wake up in the morning, seeing him still resting, you decide to thank him. Slipping under the covers and wrapping your lips around his dick. Eventually his breathe becomes uneven and you know he's awake when a hand is placed on top of your head. Not soon after, he's cumming down your throat, thanking you softly. He's such a sweetheart maybe you should start showing him how much you appreciate him every morning ❥

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

In the Clubhouse chat a week or two ago someone said "I want to believe" about Miggy's odds of surviving the intro that week, and McKay wasted no time in making this gem - and then quickly realized it needed one tiny modification.

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, January 3.

Set sail for Freedom Island, baby.

Thomas, there's a mouse in the house. But don't worry, Thomas, this isn't a problem, as this isn't just any mouse. This little pal is more than welcome in our house, as it happens. That is because this here is Mickey Mouse, and our smiley rodent friend is here to stay. 

Copyright on the 1928 Disney short animation Steamboat Willie has expired and entered the public domain. Tumblr is being delightfully Tumblr about it. Welcome aboard. *whistles* 

@ifwebefriends

[dduane]

In the Delicious Ironies dep't...

It's always fun when they start turning on each other. In a general way. (But seriously, did she never see this coming? Poor fool.)

On Monday, seemingly in response to an executive order banning transgender people from serving in the military, Mace wrote on X that she “didn’t fight like hell to become the first woman to graduate from The Citadel just for some man in a miniskirt to take away that achievement.”  “Protecting women’s accomplishments isn’t a political talking point for me — it’s personal,” she added.  If Mace expected support from her allies on the right, she didn’t get it. The post soon became a focal point of right-wing mockery — mostly by conservative men — who accused Mace of “having invaded a male-only institution” she had no business being granted admission to. “The lack of self-awareness is mind-boggling,” Federalist Senior Editor John Daniel Davidson wrote in response to Mace’s post. “When a society destroys sex-segregated spaces, they all get destroyed. Maybe Mace should have thought about that before she destroyed the male-only Citadel to satisfy her own ego.” 

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

TV shows I recommend for your children because please avoid cocomelon

(most of these are from my childhood, some are recent)

BLUES CLUES DUH

Special Agent Oso (Teaches skills and has a super funny protagonist, also the protagonist is Sean Astin)

Sofia The First (Teaches kiddos how to be socially intelligent and have good morals and values)

Bluey (I didn’t grow up with it but I wish I did, it teaches morals and values and is good for the parents too)

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (I don’t remember what it teaches but I do remember little me having a blast with it)

Phineas and Ferb (Were there lessons? Not usually. Was it fun? Yeah.)

Jake and the Neverland Pirates (I used to get so excited about this show, it’s a crowd pleaser)

Chuggington (Like Thomas the Tank Engine but it didn’t scare me as a kid)

PJ Masks (Lessons galore :])

that might be it, feel free to add your own!

[jasmine7031]

The margarita and clubhouse sandwich was a nice combination.

[goldenlittleroyal]

~ baby bear ~

[lucretiaadventurezone]

had to memorialize justin shaking ass in gif form forever

[hbmmaster]

playing balatro, I keep quoting "what if it IS the same suit?" from the intro cutscene for pig's tail in clubhouse games 51 worldwide classics to myself. it comes up surprisingly often

[mickeysclubhouse]

Mickey Mouse Funhouse | 03x21a Clarabelle's Pie Dilemma

[caramelkats]

ɞ𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐍'𝐓 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐏 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝¡. . .

𝐅𝐭. . . 𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚 𝐑𝐲𝐮𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐞, 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

𝐓𝐰! 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 (𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲), 𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐯, 𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜, 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐝𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠. . .

❥𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐈

"You know. . . If you wanted me so bad, you could've just asked. " He said, voice teasing you as he thrust his cock into you.

Your head turned as a feeling of warmth spread over your face. "H-hush Osamu," Voice low but determined as you shifted your line of sight to glare at the man.

Grinning, he grinds his hips deeper into your pelvis. His hands move almost reflexively to the strands of hair falling in your face. ". . . You look so pretty, belladonna. " Lips move to press against your own.

The bed creaked slightly with each thrust, sounds of your moans echoing throughout. Dazai's hands cups your face as he begins to pamper you with kisses, chuckling when he hears your embarrassed complaints. You should be used to it by now but in this situation you deemed it unnecessary and mocking.

Your face was twisted into a pout, as he continued to mess with you. It wasn't Dazai if he wasn't making someone a little frustrated.

"Qui—!," You were cut off as he smashed his lips directly onto your mouth, cutting off the rest of your complaints. His lips were soft, tongue Intertwining with yours. "Samu. . . Faster, please. "

At your request, he moves to press your legs a little farther up, moving to slot himself between your legs even more. "So impatient,. . .𝘣𝘶𝘵—I guess I can't deny my pretty girl"

And just as he said that, his hips met yours but this time they held more force, cock drilling into you with purpose. The unforgiving pace left you dumb, eyes widening as your nails dug into Osamu's wrist.

"Fuh—𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬!. . . Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop! " You rambled on, mind clouded from pleasure. Letting go was the only thing you could think about. Nothing more.

𝘈𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵. You were almost there you kept repeating to yourself. Everything felt as though it was it was vibrating underneath you, your head buzzing from pleasure as you tighten around him.

"There you go.. Good job..you came so pretty, I'm so proud of you, " His eyes we're crinkled at the corners as he smiles down at you.

"Now- how about a few more times, huh? . . . "

❥𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀

Making Akutagawa angry was not an impossible task. Most days it would take a few comments of how boring he was. . . or even teasing him for his behavior. Today however all you needed were a few persistent shines of how bored you were and he was snatching you up by your hair and dragging you away into an alley.

"Stupid slut— why do you insist on bothering me. " His fingers were fisted in your hair, pulling your head back as he continues to press himself flush against you.

Eyes glossy and breaths baited, your hand covers your mouth as you fuck yourself back against him. Moans muffled. He stares at you, his eyes slits. "What's wrong?.. You were doing all that whining earlier— move your hand."

Not moving, you keep your hand pressed to your mouth. Your brows furrow and your eyes roll back as you feel him speed up. Just like that, he stops.

"I told you to move your hand. . . Did I not?" His hands release your hair, now moving to grab ahold of your wrist. Your hand is yanked away from your mouth, whimpering as he holds both of your wrist in a tight lock behind you.

"𝘔𝘮𝘮𝘮. . . I'm sorry Ryu! " Your tone is whiny, vocally begging him to keep fucking you. The amount of time passed had felt like hours but in all actuality it had been a few seconds.

He just stared down at you, mocking you. "Wait until we're finished with this mission. . . I'm not risking getting in trouble because you couldn't wait for me to fuck you. "

And with that, he let you go, sliding out of you as you stared at him wide eyed. "Hu—huh, wait, please Ryu!" He only glared at you, a warning that if you kept whining you wouldn't be getting anything after the two of you finished. Shutting up, you stood in place, lip jutting out as you waited for him to say something.

"Come on, we have to go.. You'll be fine."

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

Little bonus clip from this week's episode for y'all. Also we haven't announced this anywhere yet but the Tacoma live TAZ show next week is gonna be TAZ vs. The Great Gatsby, so get those tickets while you can baybeeee

[cowardlykrow]

"That is where you are wrong, my boy!"

@ratb4stard3 and I deliver another Cowardlyghostbro's(™) collab ✨💛