#this is my new religion
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wouldn’t it be nice sneak peek below!!!
i actually feel like passing out i cannot think of surfer oikawa without gasping for air
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People I just saw the first two episode of Percy Jackson, and I want to apologize in advance for the person I will become.
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackon and the olympians#this is my new religion#percy my beloved#my baby boy#T^T#people you seriousley dont know my love to this one#I was years waiting for this#and is finally here
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Anon hawks using his hspc skills to mimic anon ask styles so each sound different yet you just have a feeling it's the same person. It even becomes a meme on Tumblr, where people joke ask for it on blogs no way associated with hero fic writers, like a cooking blog would get a request and it's a contest to see who can reject the offer best. And hawks is dying because he just wanted to see his s/o and him together instead of whatever they pair him with. Eventually he gets asked on a talkshow how he feels about the whole shipping meme, and hawks so so torn between having the responsibility of what his image needs to be, (the commsion might like him to present the flirty bachelor typeb and s/o might not want the attention anyway), yet wanting to tell everyone just how much he loves his s/o, eventually he laughs it off saying a little flattery isn't bad but man his desperation is killing him.
Eventually he tries going onto x reader blogs and asking very specific asks, like could I have hawks with (s/o traits here) it's been tough for him but it's sorta working. Well until it became a bigger joke to ship his s/o with endeavor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANON THIS HAS ME CACKLING
The sad little look on his face, the way his wings droop every time he gets rejected. He tries soooooo hard to make them sound unique and goes "surely it'll work this time" refreshing his phone over and over.
People are so mean to him... he just misses his s/o on long missions... :(
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MADS SPEAKING TERRIBLE SPANISH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS AAAAAAA
#polar rewatch#THE LINES ARE SO CLEARLY GOOGLE TRANSLATE#BUT HIS ACCENT IS SO THICK AND ENDEARING#BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF#vengase papasito que yo me lo consiento#y te doy lecciones jiji#this is my new religion
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Another blessed day amongst beings of feathers and starlight
'I can't believe i missed the northern lights, once in a life time experience FOMO" could NOT be me. I see the northern lights every day in my chickens' beautiful feathers
#the northHEN lights#stealing that tag forever now#they are the northern lights to ME#this is my new religion#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#chickenblr#birdblr#northern lights#feathers#iridescence#the beauty of birds#no we're not stopping for aurora borealis we have northern lights at home#my feather babies#gaze upon their beauty and be captivated as if by the heavens
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i know it will never happen but i so desperately desire an origins-type playable backstory thing in all games but especially veilguard. i feel like it added so much depth to origins and made you feel instantly connected to your character in a way that gets lost in games like inquisition where you fill in the blanks as you go except for the bare basics. like, i do enjoy the freedom to willy nilly decide where a character was before the events of the story from a creative perspective, but the playable origins were just so good! especially when you go back to where your warden is from and can engage differently with the arcs there
#i'm so sorry to anyone who hates da that follows me lmao i will keep stuff tagged#i'm probably going to be so annoying about this new game even if i hate it aofijeoijw which is probably likely#maybe i'll actually get around to replaying the other games now. we'll see#i had started origins but just wasn't feeling it bc tbqh it's just a bit clunky and none of the romance options really speak to me anymore#morrigan is great but i feel like she doesn't fit the character i wanted to play afoweijaoi and leliana scares me in dao lmao#i get such ick from overly religious characters faowiejfao#like i like her and cass in theory but in reality i want to run away screaming#it's different if the fake religion isn't overwhelmingly christianity-based but the da one is#and it makes me feel like there are bees under my flesh#dragon age#*dykeposting
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✏️ film major!mingyu x reader.
"the greatest films of all time were never made"? not if your ex, film student mingyu, can help it ✶ part of my svt university milestone event
⤿ college exes, exes to friends. more content under the cut. ♡⸝⸝ prompt from @taeraegyat & @gyubakeries!
DIR. BY KIM MINGYU
FADE IN INT. CINEMA '76, LOBBY - DAY
MINGYU enters with his DATE. MINGYU's eyes go wide when he notices YOU at the cinema's snack bar.
DATE Do you want some popcorn?
MINGYU (hesitant) Uh… Isn't it kind of expensive?
DATE shoots MINGYU a look. He heaves out a longsuffering sigh.
MINGYU Okay, I'll get us some.
MINGYU makes his way to the snack bar. YOU look up. His eyebrows furrow, because he can't read the look on your face as well as he used to.
MINGYU Hey, look—
YOU (interrupting) Welcome to Cinema '76. What can I get you?
MINGYU feels his heart drop in his stomach. He wants to explain, but then DATE comes up to him.
DATE Can you get us some soda, too?
MINGYU wishes he hadn't noticed the slight change in YOUR expression. But YOU keep YOUR cool as you go to punch in the order.
YOU A large popcorn and two sodas. Anything else?
MINGYU I—
DATE And a pack of M&Ms, please.
YOU Got it.
MINGYU watches helplessly as you go get their snacks. When YOU return, he wordlessly hands over the payment. The tips of your fingers brush.
MINGYU (softly) Thanks.
YOU only give MINGYU a nod in response. He winces slightly when DATE grabs him by the arm.
DATE We'll miss the previews!
MINGYU Right, right.
MUSIC UP: "You Were Beautiful" by DAY6
MINGYU lets DATE drag him off. He casts one glance over his shoulder at YOU, except YOU'RE not even looking at him. Somehow, that's even worse.
INT. CINEMA '76, CINEMA 1 - DAY
The film is one of those cheesy romcoms. MINGYU thinks about how YOU had introduced him to his favorite romcom; how the two of you used to spend hours and hours debating over which was best.
His DATE leans over a lot to comment on things, he notices.
DATE (pressing close to MINGYU) I think Glen Powell is severely underrated...
MINGYU laughs, just a bit, because in his mind's eye, he can see how YOU would react to that opinion. He's also imagining the look on YOUR face if YOU saw somebody talking during a film.
YOU only allowed movie commentary if it was in the comfort of YOUR home. Otherwise, in public places like cinemas? YOU would glare daggers at anybody who dared.
DATE (CONT'D) ... And that's kind of like Sydney Sweeney, isn't it?
Crap. MINGYU has no idea what DATE had just said.
MINGYU (whispering) Yeah, I agree.
DATE seems placated. Close call, thinks MINGYU. But he's also thinking about how the two of you would argue about everything. How YOU would never back down on YOUR opinion, and how he adored YOU for all YOUR convictions.
DATE goes to hold MINGYU's hand. He almost flinches away. But that would be rude, so he awkwardly lets them hold on.
It's cruel, but throughout the movie, MINGYU bears it by imagining that it's YOUR hand instead.
INT. CINEMA '76, LOBBY - EARLY EVENING
MINGYU emerges from the movie with DATE. He immediately drops their hand.
MINGYU Hey, uh, I think I was short on change from the cashier. Mind if I go check on that real quick?
DATE Oh, sure. I'll wait for you by the entrance.
MINGYU Thanks.
MINGYU rushes back to the snack bar. YOU'RE nowhere to be found. He checks his watch; YOUR shift has probably ended.
MINGYU (underneath his breath) Damn it.
MINGYU had wanted to explain. He does the next best thing. He fishes out his phone from his pocket and pulls up your contact, which is still your name with a heart emoji. He hasn't changed it after all this time.
He types and retypes several texts. When did you start working at Cinema '76? and You looked good and Can we talk, please? and I wished it was you during the entire two-hour runtime of the film.
In the end, he only sends out an I'm sorry.
MINGYU puts his phone away. He wanders back to DATE, who greets him with a helluva good question; they're looking at the posters for upcoming shows.
DATE (absentmindedly) How do you feel about sequels?
And, again, MINGYU is thinking of YOU.
MINGYU I think they're always worth a shot.
FIN.
#mingyu x reader#kim mingyu x reader#mingyu smau#mingyu imagines#mingyu fluff#svt smau#seventeen smau#svt imagines#seventeen imagines#── ᵎᵎ ✦ mine#── ᵎᵎ ✦ milestone event: svt uni#[ film student mingyu ? my new religion. ]#[ this came to me in one fell swoop idk when the rest will come out but i was sure about THIS ONEEE baby ]#[ @dir.bykmg it seems ive grown quite fond o f u ]
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pow!
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@cryptotheism
The reason why social media has gotten so much worse recently (reddits recent fuck-up, everything on Twitter since Musk, FB being FB, Tumblrs various attempts at expanding profitability recently) is because it is no longer possible to exist as a company by fencing in large parts of our social life and having investment money pump in on the basis of expected future value of that amount of information when it suddenly costs money to loan money due to suddenly high interest rates after the inflationary crisis of the last year, which has made the current model of the Internet that has existed for the last about 10 years completely unsustainable. All of them need to become profitable or die, and they are learning very quickly that that just isn't possible no matter how much of the life and information of the users one steals. We are witnessing the death-throes of Web2.0, and what comes after is as yet unclear.
#10/10 take#this is my new religion#gonna go start a website with barely readable text on a tiled gif background brb
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save me from work stringbean, save me
#i'm so sleepy y'all send help#floppy eared stringbean is my new religion#doodling her is so fun ngl#(ignore the fact this was made on my phone ahdhdh)#toh palisman#toh#toh stringbean#the owl house#the owl house fanart#outerstars art#the owl house string bean#toh season 3
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#transformers prime#transformers#optiratch#maccadam#eah that's my new religion#tfp ratchet#tfp optimus prime
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Can someone who is NOT a zionist tell me why Jewish people have so much conspiracy and hate? when did it start and why? how and why did it spread?
Preferably someone who is jewish or really knows what theyre talking about answer
#it might be silly to ask#but i see all these conspiracies like from every angle and its been going on for so long like#why!#how does it spread#like was it one guy who made another guy mad and you can pinpoint exactly when antisimetism conspiracies started#or is it bc religion?#or did it happen in 2 totally unconnected places? but how would it spread#im sorry im really high rn and i read that post#and like i know of the stuff said. not all tho i learned something new#but i realize i dont know why#like whats it mean that im ashkenazi dna on my moms side#maybe thats seperate convo idk#it really hittjn#hope it all make sense#oh shit i forgot to write tags#jewish#jewblr#jumblr#antisemitism#history#ashkenazi#question
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#him wearing earings is my new religion and a reason to live#baldur's gate 3#bg3edit#bg3#bg3 spoilers#astarion#astarion ancunin
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CORRUPTED SYDNEY IS SO UNPREDICTABLE— 😳
#myart#dol#dol sydney#sydney the fallen#Kept going with the punches and holy shit what he does next— askpdfj furious sydney is my new religion#degrees of lewdity#dol pc
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the Hair stays 👌 no matter what
#LAAAAAARGE GIFS!!! it's my new religion now))#strangerthingsedit#steve harrington#steveharringtonedit#cowboycoven2#useralison#useraurore#useraimz#user-clara#userange#userallisyn#userdorksinlove#tusererika#tuserpris#noalook
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I finally got that one robe and—
#if he was a god I’d be on my knees praying to him every day#he’s my new religion#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 gale#bg3 oc#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 shitpost#bg3 memes#bg3 tav#gale x tav#tiefling#my tav#dnd#dnd oc#oc: hemera tav
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