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dan being so attentive to and concerned about the lil talking pomeranian with his "what, baby, what is it?" send me to heaven also get a dog please now
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#This is my new favourite thing ever#Lissi talk tag#i guess#ace attorney#this is the best gif ever#Bratworth hair flip my beloved. 🫶#miles edgeworth
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NEW GIRL REWATCH | 1.07, Bells
#newgirledit#new girl#nick miller#schmidt#nick x schmidt#tvedit#sitcomedit#usersitcom#useroptional#tvarchive#useryusi#userneptune#usersnat#tuserlana#usercallie#tusercarolina#forbescaroline#addys-beth#*#re: ngrw#one of my favourite new girl things is when they are acting absolutely insane about the stupidest thing ever shjshjsh#typing all the captions in capital letters was extremely fun what does that say about me !!
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I believe July is trying to tell you something, Nico.
#NEW HYPERFIXATION EVERYONE#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#vashwood#nicholas d wolfwood#wolfwood#I'm new here I don't know the tags help#tristamp#vash x wolfwood#trigun meme#trimax#vashwood week#Funny how these things work#I had no idea of what trigun was about#Then I see like ONE picture of Wolfwood and I'm like#This is it. You're the one. My favourite character ever. I love you.#And then I look up what the series is about.#Crazy that Nico actually fits my type of character to a t#Dark gloomy type who hides behind irony and sarcasm and dark humor? Check. Childhood trauma? Check.#Unknown intentions at first but eventually falls in love with the one they should/must betray? Check.#He was made for me. I know it.#So uh.#I should really really look up the tags for this.#trigun 98#I guess.#Time to do field research#Btw is there a discord for Trigun/Vashwood stuff? There must be. I want in.#tristamp vash#I did this in like 30 min and TOMBI was playing in my head the entire time. I need help. The series's great but the song is killing me.
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jokes on you, this is how I see Sam Winchester
#HELP#THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER MADE LMAO#picsart is my new favourite thing#im gonna make a million more of these#spn#supernatural#sam winchester#sammy#sam winchester apologist#sammy <3
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Terrible shirts I saw and john carpenters slut trilogy kurt russell characters
#I made two of them for mac the other one says 'cum in me bro' but i thought it might not suit a guy who is nOT trying to have#the thing come in him#these have to be the dumbest images I have ever made#the thing 1982#escape from new york#big trouble in little china#rj macready#snake plissken#jack burton#I don't have photoshop I have procreate and a dream lmao#penelope's shitposts#That jack burton one is my favourite though just because I am convinced he would actually wear it#kurt russell
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YES the smoking kink is developing... im asthmatic but im also a whore so id give anything to sit on price's lap while he smokes his cigar. idk if you do smuts BUT mmmm imagine c*ckw*rming him, sitting all nice and pretty for him, him calling you a good [insert nickname here] or "sweet little pet, behaving so well for me" abdvsvdhisb my brain is short-circuiting there is only daddy price thots
"Good girl—," it's a coarse purr slurred around the end of his cigar, billowing with satisfaction. Dark, rich. The euphonious praise makes you shiver. "—bein' so good for me, ain't you, mm?"
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⇾warnings: cockwarming, mentions of smut; dom!Price; breeding kink; feelings resolution (kinda)
⇾notes: i'm back on my soft Price agenda.
There is a dull throb in your body—the twinge of a low-grade fever—that simmers in your marrow. You feel like a massive contusion: worn and sore, tender. It’s not entirely dissimilar to an elastic band pulled too far, stretched too taut; it slips, skin smarting where it strikes. The burn makes you mewl into the soft, damp heat pressed beneath your cheek. The rich scent of oakmoss and cedar fills your nose, settling heavily in your lungs.
You find comfort in the charred sycamore and sweat that trickle down your throat.
Lashes flutter in a futile effort to blink away the milky cobwebs that spool over your eyes and shroud the world in moondust, but each blink feels like an offering to Hypnos. It keeps you in that equinox of sleep and wakefulness: a borderland between two states.
You blink again, lashes connecting like a lock and key. An anchor.
It feels like a battle to open them, but you do when the land beneath you ripples. Rumbles. The movements of tectonic plates; the aftershocks jar you into cognisance.
Your heavy eyes lift. The world is condensed into a blurry varicoloured smear of wry burnt umber curls, blotchy peach and pink flesh dusted with topaz freckles, and the hazy edge of a white collar.
It takes you a moment to shake off the tendrils of Hypno's grip, and then you’re back—back, but not quite. You exist in a hazy realm of understanding. A strange purgatory where you last remember searing heat, and pressure, and—
Being battered by the thick of his cock, wrenched around like a rag doll as he planted his feet on the floor, and canted his hips into your quivering body. It is all a murky bog of bliss and euphoria. Gentle words. The grind of him digging into the plug of your womb, the searing heat when his mouth latched onto your pulse point. The molten bloom in your cunt when he came, filling you up.
Resting your head on his chest—eyes mercury and head fuzzy; somnolence leaking over you like slow-rolling molasses. Just for a minute, you slurred out, basking in that liquid pleasure that spooled inside you. Just a minute.
It all lingers in a gossamer of pleasure that bleeds over your thoughts.
And now:
Cognisance returns in a slow drizzle of familiarity.
Rough skin grazing yours. Thumb brushing the aching knob of your hips where he dug his fingers into the soft give of your flesh, rutting into you like a man starved. The deep, even breaths that crackle in your ear; the rise and fall of his chest. The warmth of his body. The heavy scent of him permeates around you—amber, cured spruce wood, burning tobacco leaves, and smoke.
The sizzle of burning tobacco leaves. Charred ashes. The scent of his cigar clots in the humid air.
Your head pounds from the explosion of endorphins that ripped through each synapse until they were liquid, and brimming with bliss; your body buzzing as each and every nerve pulsed with the deluge of dopamine. The crash of it leaves you feeling windswept, and conquered.
A low hum resounds through your chest, the echo of it reverberating through your ribcage. The hand slides from your hips, resting heavily on the small of your back. Coarse hair ticking your nose. The rustle of paper sounds somewhere in the distance—clearer, now, that the world has stopped spinning.
An elastic band stretches, and stretches, and—
Pressure. Tacky warmth. A fullness that perches on the equilibrium of familiar and foreign.
—snaps back.
You mewl at the liquid fire in your veins, and the too-full feeling inside of you.
"Shush, shush." His beard grazes your cheek when he lowers his chin to your ear, voice thick and full of smoke, drenched in nicotine. "Easy, love. Sleepin' beauty back with me, eh?"
You huff into his neck, throat thick with his taste and barren of words. Bone dry, your tongue slips out, drags over your kiss-bruised lips, accidentally catching the iodine on his skin. Balmy sweat. The sea in autumn. You press your mouth to his pulse, feverish for the familiar taste, and eager for more. Teeth scrape across his skin, suckling in the ambrosiac tang of him until it floods your mouth.
He rumbles again, a throaty trill that makes your core throb. Another inhale around his cigar; a crutch, you think, to stem the want.
Price pulls it away, arm brushing over your back. You can see the smoke rise out of the corner of your eye. It's clutched between his thumb and forefinger, dangling over the armrest.
"Start that again, and I'll end up throwin' my back out." He husks, warm hand dragging up the length of your spine until he cups the back of your leaden head. "Ain't as young as I was."
The heat of his voice, the way the smoky roll makes your belly flutter, brings awareness to that strange sensation inside of you. Your sore muscles clench around the thick of it—
"Fuckin' hell—!" His head falls back, tipping against the back of the seat. The groan that slips out is stretched taut and frayed.
Your thighs flex, shifting. You feel the sticky mess pooling in his lap, glueing the coarse hair dusting over his thighs to the back of your legs, under your ass. It leaks out around the plug of his softening cock.
He's still inside of you.
It ricochets through you, rippling down your spine.
The sensation of it sits in a strange haze of pleasure; it feels good to have him inside you like this, but without the normal movement, the grind of him against your walls—brassbound, thick—it feels foreign. Different. A dip into too much. The pressure of him sitting there, still stretching your walls taut, makes you keen in your throat.
"Ah—John—"
“I got you,” he says, etching small circles over your spine, head tilting to nuzzle his chin over your crown. Soothing. Calming. "I want you like this," he murmurs, throat clicking when he swallows. "Want you sat on my cock—just like this—while I finish up here. Can you do that for me?"
You huff, breath pluming over the skin of his neck until goosebumps form. It's strange, and too much, and—
"It's okay," he rasps, cock thickening with each of your exploratory wiggles. His hand slides down your back, settling you with a soft noise. "Easy, now. Just take it, yeah? Keep me inside of you like this. All my cum inside of your cunt."
He burrows his head into your neck, beard scratching over your raw skin. It makes you moan, makes you flutter around him, pulsing like a heartbeat. His words are nirvana in your veins; a bludgeon to your core.
"Might even take hold, eh? Filled you up—nice and deep—and now it's gonna stay here, mm? Gonna—fuck—gonna get you—"
He bites the word off with a growl when you moan, muscles spasming around him. More cum leaks out of the tight seal.
He groans again. A purr imbued with smoke. "You want that, don't you? Want to be good for me, mm? Just like this."
You swallow down the briny taste of him on your tongue, lashes fluttering. Heat pools in your belly.
Just like this. Just like—
You’ve never considered keeping him inside of you after he was finished, sat pretty and fucked stupid on his cock, but it ignites a fever under your skin. There is something intimate about it that makes your heart prickle, and your breath quicken. You shift, burrowing deeper into his hold. It's easy to find comfort on his lap, in his arms. You exhale deeply through your nose, breath ghosting through the coarse scruff on his neck.
It's a strange feeling being completely bare, stuffed to the brim with him. Your thighs are tacky from his spend slowly leaking out around the bulk of him as he moves in his chair, finding his own comfort.
His gaze slides to you when he brings the cigar to his mouth, eyes pitched low and liquid in the soft, jaundiced light of the lamp on his desk, waiting. The spark of ochre, bright vermillion, as he inhales catches in the sapphire pools. Magna in shades of blue. Mercury congeals on the rim.
He looks good with a cigar dangling from his teeth.
"Alright?" He murmurs around the thick of it, soft and velour—eyes brimming with something thick, syrupy sweet.
It surprises you sometimes that this man who's often nursing tea to soothe the rawness in his throat after howling himself mute on the battlefield can speak so gingerly. Growling whispers; pinched commands barked out in rasps are one thing, but this—
Soft curls of smoke seep into the aether. Mild and molten. Liquid fire.
The fact that this adamantine man speaks to you, only you, in abated whispers, as if he's softening himself, scourging the grit from his throat after years of screaming himself raw, sneaking his father's cigars in his youth, and down glasses of scotch as if it was water makes something rear within you.
It clots inside your pericardium: a mass of affection, cloying and full.
He wants this. You can see it in the dichotomy of blue that fixes itself on you, firm and unyielding. He wants it, but he won't take it. He won't make you stay here if you don't want to. You feel him inside of you, and the contrast juxtaposition between earlier when he was seated just as deep, in this very position, to now, when the room is bathed in ochre, and thick with the scent of sex and sweat and stale tobacco, is worlds apart. Different. But—
It's somehow more intimate than when he'd sat over his knee, and slapped the cheeks of your ass until it was bright red and blistering. Or when he perched you on the edge of his desk, growling out commands when you adjusted, trying to stem the sting when you sat, and buried his face between your thighs, drenching his beard in your slick.
Him, inside of you like this feels—
Natural. Domestic.
You flush, heart thudding as the bloom of—
Affection. And something else, something you bite into pieces, chewing between your molars until it's ground down into ash, masticated before it can be spoken aloud. Unutterable words not meant for the brisk and brutal physicality of your relationship, and yet.
It's there. Lingering.
Your head swims. You drop your forehead to his chest, greedily soaking in the warmth that bleeds through his still-damp shirt. His heart thuds in your ear, crown pressed beneath his chin when you turn.
Price waits for a moment, eyes still burrowing down at you, searching for any flicker of discomfort. Always the dutiful leader even when he's buried to the hilt inside of you. At your soft, breathy sigh, he turns away from you. Clears his throat of the smoke, thumb cresting over the knobs on your spine.
"Good girl—," it's a coarse purr slurred around the end of his cigar, billowing with satisfaction. Dark, rich. The euphonious praise makes you shiver. "—bein' so good for me, ain't you, mm?"
"Yes," it's tremulous, brittle. The breathy whisper makes his pulse quicken. His nostrils flare. His brows tick, waiting. Expectant. And you flush, words thick and soporific when you utter them:
"Yes, daddy."
He groans, throbbing inside of you. The cigar wobbles, teetering dangerously between his lax mouth. He rights it, biting into it with a snarl. "Bloody hell…"
He doesn't act on it. His eyes crest, lidded and full of smouldering want, but he lets it rest, lets the flame simmer. It's not about that right now. Not yet. Not when there is a small fell of paperwork on the desk behind you, and sleep beckons you, spits poison in the crest of your eyes, glossy and lachrymose until your eyes grow fuzzy, thick with exhaustion.
His weighted gaze lifts when you melt in his embrace, settled, secure. Just where he wants you. Needs you.
Price reaches for the paper, trading it for the cigar. His gaze oscillates between the report in his hands—unspeakable evils in underbellies unknown—and the soft way you muzzle into his chest. You can feel his eyes on you. A pendulum. It makes you smile, heart singing.
When he eases in his seat, eyes drifting back to his work, low hum and murmurs falling from his lips as he loses himself in the ugliness of the world, you press your lips to the tender beat of his pulse and whisper those unutterable words into the smoke-drenched warmth of his chest.
His breath catches, a shallow exhale. His hand stills. Body tenses.
Your lashes flutter when you open your eyes, meeting his liquid gaze.
His shoulders sag. You hear the rising crescendo of his heart when he presses his lips to your crown. He clears his throat again. His thumb brushes your spine, slower this time. Reverent.
Charred, husking words, the colour smoke seeping from the end of his lit cigar, spill from his lips, tender, softer, than ever before.
#this was really fun to write ngl#soft price is my new favourite thing ever#i also listened to nothing but lana while writing him#so i guess i should tag that as a mood#captain john price#captain john price x reader#captain john price x you#john price#john price cod#john price x reader#john price x you#call of duty modern warfare
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[thinks about yuuji and sukuna for too long]
#yuuji getting a BIG character development and finding his own worth and beauty in mundane things#and finally realising he not only deserves to live but that he WANTS to live#and sukuna’s walls of indifference breaking one by one and slowly revealing his human side he so desperately tries to hide#jjk165 gave me everything I’ve ever wanted and more#this is my new fav favourite jjk chapter#now#thank you gege I’ll cherish it forever#itasuku
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Frankenstein and Clerval line art.
Decided to come up with designs for these two instead of working on Jekyll because I am indecisive with Jekyll and Hyde.
#first time using my new drawing tablet and it’s my favourite thing ever#victor frankenstein#henry clerval#frankenstein#frankenstein fanart#frankenstein the modern prometheus#gothic literature#gothic lit art#line art#clervalstein
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The Grape Depression - or Luke first making me cry with laughter when he burst out laughing at Tom's, "Don Vincellio" and then out of sadness when he sobbed his heart out over Pinocchio's death.
What a hilarious yet heart-breaking play. Tom was amazing as Pinocchio and I loved all the little twists and turns they worked into the story - the Don's heart starving because he lost a son before, the fairy needing a death to create life, Maria going behind her father's back and sacrificing her little brother ... So many good moments. Instant favourite.
#little pinocchio owns my heart and so does geppetto#also luke losing it on the side is my favourite thing ever and this play took it to a new level#i love these guys so much#the grape depression#sfth#shoot from the hip#shootimpro
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Champion for @nerevar-quote-and-star ‘s pinup challenge!
Almalexia invites you to spend some "alone time" with her on her balcony. She assures you that the railing is 100% safe, no need to worry. You can lean on it as much as you want, in fact, please do.
#tes#tesblr#tes pinup challenge 2023#tes art#tes fanart#elder scrolls#the elder scrolls#morrowind#almalexia#digital art#tiredelart#almalexia yet again plotting to kill the reincarnation of her dead husband and we love her for that#my nerevarine would 100% fall for this but still miraculously survive me thinks (new art idea?)#i think this is one of my favourite things i’ve ever drawn#did i purposefully choose a dress that conveniently hides all her tattoos so i didn’t feel the need to draw them all? maybe#i’ll do the necromancer prompt too just be patient <3
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#oh shit I can finally post this#RRCU#usagi yojimbo#miyamoto usagi#usagi yusuke#usagi yuki#cooper ninjaturtles#ROTTMNT#TMNT#truly no digital pen will ever capture what a dip pen can do but#anyway UY redraws are my new favourite thing#rhinociart#rise oc#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#rise usagi
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good music is the one that makes me wanna cry because of how beautiful it is
#im gonna start playing bass i think#10 years of thinking this instrument is the most beautiful thing ever in my favourite songs#time for a new hobby
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WE ARE SOO BACK
#MISSED THEM............#slipping back into oao s's brain is the easiest thing i've ever done#for sure going to have to re-read oao in its entirety (yuck ! ew!! torture !!!!) because i have forgotten much. but#love u forever s...#also had to return with benjy slander rofl#there was no other way#nobody's favourite wet noodle of a man !!!!!#uhmm also to avoid confusion this is not a chapter post... i am just working on the doc for the first time since august 😇#also slowly catching up on all the tags/asks/etc !! speaking of. one of my new years resolutions is to ANSWER MY ASKS#i feel perma guilt about how terrible i am at answering them and it occurred to me recently that there is a v simple solution#and that is. to actually answer them :o)#oao
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the talent show in sos smp confirms that sausage just had an outfit of etho on him
I think that implys sausage has an etho cosplay and that etho may or may not exist in sos
#sos smp#mythicalsausage sos smp#ethoslab#these are my new favourite headcanons#i didnt think id ever headcanon mythical sausage to be a ethogirl or cosplayer but here i am doing both of those things
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always thought of myself someone who was good at identifying propaganda
that has been proven wrong after watching katie marovitch talk about eggs for 10 minutes on smartypants. then proceeding to stop everything to go boil and eat 2 eggs
( ._. )
#what have i become#also the concept of smartypants is my favourite thing ever#making powerpoints to then present to your friends on an unhinged idea is my lifeblood#i made a powerpoint and sent it to a new streamer i started watching#later that year the community for me as best new member of said community and i will hold that in my heart forever#katie marovitch#smartypants#dropout#dropout tv
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