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ofgentleresolve · 2 years ago

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me, thinking about myungdae and his feralness and comes to the conclusion on the bus: oh my god he's a f*cking cat

evidence:

a. cats require consistent stimulation to get excess energy out ie. play w/ them and give them toys = myungdae has his rubik cubes b. if they like you they will give you prey they hunted = he will deliver you wanted criminals/bad ppl who need to be punished as presents c. may scratch or hiss if petted/touched too much = he can get stabby :/ d. feral cats are not socialized and therefore will avoid humans = myungdae hates crowded places and will do everything in his power to escape said places e. they both like birds and watching birds f. they can be territorial, both of spaces and of people; once they know you're their human, they don't like to share = there are select spots that myungdae will only hang out, everywhere else; also if he's close to u, good luck getting rid of him u won't

#( crack. )#dash commentary ( myungdae. )#some how this makes total sense in my head....#but also the thought of myungdae as a cat is both hilarious and sad....:'D #he'd be one of those cats that like has lots of scars....and also a bad leg #will scratch and hiss if approached #but if u give him food and shelter and lots of kindness he'll be so calm and sweet :'D #and he just?? keeps to himself?? doesn't like being near ppl #this is my dumb post for the night #bc i was travelling all day and now i want to rest for work #( and also binge watch taxi driver HELP HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE WHEN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS D-: )#on another note...#i was forced to binge watch thar*ntype ....#and that was...something else O.O #i mean i can see why ppl liked it #and there were cute scenes #however there were some parts where i was just 'i cannot take this seriously I'M SORRY '

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borealwrites · 7 months ago

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I see your (general) “Kakashi expects children to be half as smart as he was at that age” AU and raise you a “Kakashi thinks children are way dumber than they actually are” AU. His only in-person experiences with pre genin are himself, a year at the academy, and Naruto.

So he’s convinced that Iruka is some kind of god for wrangling 17 half-feral children (and Naruto) into real human beings who can read and write and use chopsticks and deadly weapons. Yes, clan children probably learn a bit before, but still.

Kakashi: can’t believe you taught them almost everything they know

Iruka: I didn’t??

Kakashi: I watched you turn 18 hellions into mostly functional members of society

Iruka: most of my kids were well behaved

Kakashi: they absolutely were not, I once saw baby Shino bite Chouji and Hinata took out Gai’s kneecaps because he stood still long enough for her to catch him

#dumb ideas #storm writes #kakairu #iruka tries to point out he only started teaching them when they were like 6-8 #I’m actually having a really tough night and had to retype this three times #please have mercy if it isn’t as funny as I think #why is delete a draft/post always on the right #I have so many silly kakairu ideas I want to share #because I don’t think I’ll ever write them #how did this nonsense get 100 notes #you are too kind thank you uwu #200 notes #wow thank you #also like y’all have permission to write this yourselves if you want #it’s on my List but I got other stuff first

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club-prideguin · 4 months ago

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I can't believe they let Herbert say this in Waddle Squad.

#my post #club penguin #swearing #this is such a dumb edit lmfao #i thought it was really funny when i started on it late last night though #this is what he wouldve said if he was allowed to swear.

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swampybogg · 5 months ago

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#vampire hunter d #vhd #art #sketch #Twin and D #my babies #Sorry I'm the most inconsistent poster 💀 I just do it by impulse no rhyme no reason #I was letting it rot for a while before I came to fix some of the dumb stuff #(There's still some things (a lot) but ehh good enough for now)#My birthday is next week maybe I'll try to have something for then uh #Idk if i'll be even able to post on the day though since I might be in the mountains #when I'm there I only have internet when at the brasserie 😭😭#Also I did finally rewatch 1985 the other night but fell asleep at the final battle 💀 (it was 1 am in my defense)

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hplonesomeart · 3 days ago

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@scimagic Uhhh made this because I just think they’re dynamic is neat. Also completely agree with the Puzzle headcanon super fun silly and very on point. As we speak he is clinging for his dear life :))

I really enjoy seeing the illustrated storyline you have unfolding between the two and figured it would be nice to see this motorcycle sequence in motion. So tadaa here it is! In animated form! Now your obligated to make a full length written novel in-depth about their relationship /j

Sincerely though thanks for the creative inspiration and keep on being a swagger artist 👍✨