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Okay so I’ve been reading a lot of reverse robin AUs recently and I have a hot take. Duke Thomas should be the Dick Grayson parallel instead of Damian.
Hear me out. So bare bones Duke was the last to join in cannon, so he should be the first to join for reverse robins. But to get deeper into it Duke lost both of his parents at the same time setting him down a path of becoming a vigilante. He becomes Bruce’s ward instead of being adopted because he already was raised with two good parents and doesn’t want them to be replaced. He also created his own mantle that was the opposite to Batman, the light to Batman’s dark, inspiring hope against Batman’s fear. He’s friendly and works well and inspires others, but also extremely sharp and smart which people often forget.
Damian would work well as a batgirl parallel more. He would join after Duke but be a few years older, got there already trained and immediately jumping into crime fighting. Covering the areas that Bruce and Duke don’t fill. While Duke takes up his own name Damian would use a name more inspired by Batman himself.
I just think this dynamic of Bruce and Duke being the first dynamic duo would fit so well (also get to spotlight Duke who so often gets overlooked).
#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#dc#signal#signal dc#duke thomas#damian wayne#reverse robin au#reverse robins#robin#this thought came to me at 3am and I needed to get it out#duke would work so much better as a dick parallel than damian#give my boy duke some more recognition pleaseee#I also think steph should be the red hood parallel#but that is a rant for another post#also it has been more popular recently which I’ve been highly enjoying#don’t get me wrong I love all the reverse robin fics/AUs#I just think this is neat#4am posting
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every time someone complains about cardan's tail, oak's hooves, or wren's teeth an angel loses its wings, a baby cries, someone stubs their toe, a bird stops singing, a squirrel loses its acorn, et cetera
#thought of this in the shower now finally posting it at 3am cause I can't sleep#I've ranted about cardan and oak before I think#but I will personally throw the next person who says they cringe whenever oakwren kiss because of her teeth into the sun#idc if I have twig arms I don't play about my girl wren#tfota#the folk of the air#the cruel prince#the stolen heir#cardan greenbriar#prince cardan#the wicked king#the queen of nothing#tcp#twk#qon#oak greenbriar#the prisoners throne#queen suren#suren tfota#suren#wren tfota
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obsessed with how daud canonically chooses to forgive billie when she gives him the choice between killing her and showing her mercy after she betrays him
obsessed with how just a few months later, daud does the same, placing his life in the hands of a man whose life he completely ruined, asking to be spared and, against all odds, walking away from that encounter alive
obsessed with the alternatives you're given to those options as well
how, if you choose to kill billie in low chaos she helps you guide the blade. how she looks up at you and smiles as you stab her. how you hold her hand as she dies and don't let go even after she's gone
how, in high chaos, you just don't get that choice. her death is brutal, just like all the other deaths at your hand. like she said, what's one more body? but she's not just one more body. she's your second in command, your confidant, the closest thing you have to a daughter. you don't kill her with the same detachment you do for everyone else. you don't simply pull her onto your blade, you grab her by the throat as you stab her. it's brutal and it's personal, and that makes it so much worse
how, if you end brigmore witches with high chaos, corvo will kill you because you are not true to your word. you say that you feel remorse over jessamine's murder and yet your actions speak otherwise. you are not sincere in your words and while corvo may not know that, the game does. and it's telling you that that's the only way it could end. that if daud goes down that path he will not ever better his ways, nor will he be given the chance to. the only way daud can live is if he is actually committed to change
but despite all those options, in canon, daud gives billie the chance to leave and make a new life for herself. and corvo does the same for daud. and that is a parallel i think a lot about
#the chaos system my beloved#this is a long fucking post that i expect exactly no one to read#but i needed to rant about them for a bit#it's almost 3am my brain is soup#dishonored#the knife of dunwall#brigmore witches#daud#dishonored daud#billie lurk#corvo attano#meta posting on main
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jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.
and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.
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it doesn't go too well.
indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.
jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-
flick!
ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??
"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs
you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking
his smile widens slightly.
"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"
he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.
"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"
oh. you don't think it is anymore.
but your heart sure is.
#inspired by that time my crush made me spicy noodles and i finished all of it bc🥺💕💕#psa!!! drinking too much water at a time can kill you so be careful!#another snippet for my zero spice tolerance ppl!! jamil has to work around that little issue hehe#hes totally planning to learn other non spicy dishes and cuisines#but for now he'll focus on dessert hehe#this is written kinda messily oops#its 3am and jamil wouldn't leave my mind jade is getting mad so here#rinna rants#twstnexus#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#disney twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#twisted wonderland jamil#jamil viper#jamil viper x reader#twst jamil x reader#twst jamil#twst jamil viper
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“Three hours past midnight”
(A Xavier x Non!Mc Reader fic)

🌟 Disclaimer: If the following trigger warnings or the general genre of the fic make you uncomfortable, then please do not proceed ahead, thank you! 🌟
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TW: Angst,
Slight implications of Lemon
Heavily written from the Reader’s perspective
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Three hours past midnight…
It is often termed by many as the witches’ hour,
Although that wasn’t the only expression you’ve come across throughout the days of your existence.
‘Devil’s hour’, ‘time of pure evil’, ‘juncture in time bridging the world of the spirits with the world of the mortals’, yada yada; were among the many.
Initially when you were little, you too would be scared of the monster underneath your bed, or the hand that would come to reach out from behind the mirror….but
Being blessed with Insomnia, you slowly learnt to co-exist among the forces.
Maybe your amity with these forces proved to be stronger than those of the universe,
Resulting in your encounter with a certain Deepspace Hunter, sleeping amongst the bushes, the earth providing him with a humble sack…
“Umm…”, your nightly stroll was successfully done for…
But being a honest samaritan, you couldn’t leave him be there…so you got down to your knees and gently shook his arm…
No response.
“Umm excuse me, mister”,
No response.
You continued your motions for several minutes, when finally tickling a leaf against his nose did the job.
“Huh…?”, his voice seemed as soft as the fluffy clouds above…
“Hello hi sorry for waking you up but…you’re literally sleeping on the grass?”
He groaned, rubbing his eyes, as he slowly stretched and sat up…
“Sorry…I got drowsy…”
You nodded sympathetically, you couldn’t relate…
“Where do you live? I can help you get there or if it’s far away you can stay the night at mine…it is 3 in the morning after all…”
“Hmm?”
“I said—”
“No I heard you…well I live few blocks away…”
“Well then…you’re welcomed to rest the night at mine…”
“…”
“…”
“As long as you’re not a criminal or robber or—”
“Xavier. Deepspace Hunter working under the Hunters’ Association.”, he cut you off speaking up.
You nod, “(Name). I work as a—”, you stop as you catch him dozing off while standing…huh…
“Wait wait wait! Don’t doze off here again!”
….
Three hours past midnight…
Your lips always curl up at the reminiscence of that night when you’d first met your now boyfriend…who would whether or whether not given the chance could fall asleep anywhere and everywhere, regardless of the consequences…
You let out a silent giggle remembering the midnight you’d confessed to him your feelings, right after several months of hangouts and meet-ups…
Upon returning back home, you’d call him like usual interrogating about his day and work…your conversation would only carry on further if he’d give you the green signal that the Wanderers weren’t annoying stressful that day…let’s say every night you got that green signal…
What would you do? You would yap on about your day, while he would listen listen listen…
“Xavi…did you fall asleep?”
“Perfectly awake my star…”
Oh did you forget to mention about the nickname he’d given you….the one that made you believe you were celestial…
you would internally squeal each time he would call you so…
Anyways…so after you were done going on about his and yours day…you let out the buildup inside your heart…
“Xavi…I need to tell you something…”
“Anything my star…I’m all ears…”
“I think…”
“I think I’ve fallen for you…fallen in too deep…”
And it was true…you were far gone…
Silence coursed through the call…you tensed…did you mess up?
“X-Xavier…?”
*tring*
The call died…
So did a big part inside of you…
Had you messed up that bad…you just wanted to confess to him…just—
*Knock. Knock. Knock.*
You looked through the peephole, before opening
“Xavier—mmf…”
He kissed you…the kiss that made you feel the energy of a million stars…
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Three hours past midnight…
He was so silly
He was so soft
He was so sweet
He was so yours…
Looking up at the ceiling, as your eyes trail back to his sleeping form on the right side of your bed…the one which had become his second favorite spot for slumber.
Who would be able to tell apart such a peaceful and innocent face that he was one of the most skilled Deepspace Hunters of the Association…
Yet he possessed his weaknesses, he couldn’t get a single plushie from the Arcade and which would always leave him frustrated every time you had Arcade dates…his insistence surpassed your advices everytime, deeming the same result each time…
To calm him down? All it took was a soft kiss on the cheek, and a few words of affirmation.
Of course he knew you were an insomniac and he’d worry his pretty head about you each night, so he thought he should make you some hot milk, maybe it would help you…
He was super insistent…and all you could do was pray…pray that your kitchen lives to see the light of the upcoming day…
“…”
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“…”
“The milk wasn’t supposed to spill all over, now was it Xavi?”
“…”
“…No…”
You sigh as the both of you clean up the disaster that was now your kitchen…
“This is the reason why I tell you to not touch anything in a kitchen…but who listens to me…you even burned yourself Xavier! What am I to do to you—”
Your words died out, as you felt warmth settle around your waist, holding you securely in place…
“You have no right to scold me my star…I was only looking out for you…”
Kisses glide down your neck traversing towards your shoulders, as if dew drops trickling down a leaf stalk…
….
Three hours past midnight…
Strong arms lift you up in bridal style carrying you to the haven you two had built within those four walls of your bedroom…
“Mm… *kiss* Xavi… *kiss* the kitch- *kiss*”
“It will survive…now I want your entire attention on me…”, that was your man…always jealous of the little things in your life, whenever you’d value them more than him…how dare you…
He was so gentle, so soft so fluffy looking…he played the innocence card very strategically using his face…who could tell otherwise right? But you knew…you knew he was anything but pure…
Flopping you down onto your bed, his mouth crashed against yours once more, his tongue soon finding homage inside of the warm cavern of the inside of your mouth while his hands carry out their own artistic endeavour down all over your body…finally reaching their destination once he pulls down the straps of your night-dress ever so delicately, the cold breeze of the outside creeping through your skin from outside you closed off windows…His other hand continue it’s exploration down to your thighs, spreading then apart, as he massages them…
Soft sinful moans of pleasure spill out of your lips as your hands secure around his neck…but your lips never leave his, as if caught up in a deadlock…You palms slowly descend down to his shirt, unbuttoning each hastily and carelessly…you needed him…his own hands soon join helping you discard the fabrics which constrained both your bodies…
He broke the kiss to breathe, breathe for the both of you for you had forgotten what perception was, being so lost within each new sensation provided to you by him…the ecstasy that made you feel one with the Earth…
Had you confided within yourself, how much illumination your Light Evolver brought into the dark nights of your soul? You two were the pinnacle of the famous saying ‘opposites attract’. Your beliefs of the Earthly forces being ever so stronger than those of the Universe proved to grow stronger…you didn’t want anything that transcended you to the beyonds…all you wanted was to become one with the Earth, the absolute holism he brought upon your life…Opposites yet so alike…. ‘He was Sunshine while you were Midnight Rain…’
a melody as grounded and pure as Nature herself…
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Three hours past midnight…
Who would have known Fate, Herself would descend down upon the Earth, directly into the new beginning of your chapter, pulling her strings to work…
You met her today…she was a relatively new Hunter who had joined only a month ago…yet her skills knew no bounds…
She was honeyed like the warm breeze during the Spring,
She was as fresh as a newly bloomed delicate flower—as charismatic as the Golden Hour of the Evening…
She had made you drawn to her with just one conversation…
How did you meet? Well you used good friends with Tara from before she joined at the Association she wouldn’t stop gushing about her partner and her talent…that’s how sweet she was…
But one thought which kept gnawing it’s way through your heart and mind was…
‘How come Xavier never told me about her…he does tell me of everything about his day and work…’
Not like he was bound to or anything to you…no…
Maybe they aren’t close enough, yet.
but…you couldn’t figure out the unsettling feeling that started blooming inside of your heart…
Where did you meet? A few evenings back, at Destiny Cafe.
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Three hours past midnight…
They get paired up for almost every mission, or he would suggest he should accompany her. Their bond seemed to be strengthening, it was a good thing…you always wanted your boyfriend to get along with his colleagues as well as possible…
He has become busier than ever…
Weeks pass, so does a month…everything begins so gradually. The calls start to become less, so do the texts…Dates cease to exist, he doesn’t come over anymore…
There was always one reason…
“I’m sorry my star I’m too tired after today’s mission, cannot keep my eyes open for too long…”
“Miss U.”
“Promise U will meet up soon later…”
Promises, promises so many promises, piled up, stack after stack, all of them failed to get executed…
Still you hold onto them…
hold onto something hollow…
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Three hours past midnight…
You lay up alone in your bed, basking in the coldness of your epiphany…
What epiphany you ask? It was the sudden illumination, forcefully introduced by the universe into the warm darkness of your nights…
You were at Destiny Cafe this evening, for a cup of coffee, where you saw the two of them together. Maybe they were discussing about a mission? Maybe status reports of the previous day? How come he didn’t tell you he’d be out…you’d texted him earlier…
He said he was busy. Busy for you, but not for her…when will he come to visit next? All sorts of thoughts seemed to clutter up together inside of your mind…
…They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul…is that why when you saw his, your whole world suddenly seemed to come to stop? You cannot explain the warmth and color that emerged from the depths, of his being.
The empty galaxy within his eyes get slowly suffused with constellations of stars.
Each one holding a significant message.
Every time she would talk or chat or speak…
It was nothing like you’d ever witnessed or experienced first hand.
Were you overthinking? Or were you just devoid of thoughts?
….
Three hours past midnight…
Time was eternal yet relative, is that why it seemed to loop along the curvature of the broken record player that you’d been reduced to, ever so slowly? Each day had become a realisation factor of the equation the two of them seemed to hold out to you, for you to solve…Alas you were only a writer, so you phrased them using your thread of words, sewing pages upon pages, until the fabric of reality was ready to be worn by you…
You witnessed the way she’d transformed the barren planet of his heart (which you never knew existed) with the beautiful blossoms of life, colour and seasons. The love he held behind his eyes for her was cosmic…as if it has been deep-rooted throughout centuries waiting for the perfect moment to be poured out and the moment was now. You saw how perfectly the colors of his soul blended with hers, every hue and gloss intermingling with one another ever so perfectly, as if it was meant to be…
You’d lost track of the time since he stopped calling you ‘his star’, you weren’t that, never, it was all a hoax…you were a ‘failed star’. You never knew much about how the forces of the universe functioned, forever afraid of the flight that may crash you down upon the rough hard ground of reality, hence you’ve always been too grounded to Earth, in that way gravity could never hurt you anymore right?
But now that you saw them, it was as if seeing the cosmos was celebrating the union of the souls, without whom She had been so long shrouded within the darkness of the nights…
The darkness which you’d (once) embraced and loved.
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Three hours past midnight…
You’d drank a lot tonight.
You hated her.
Hated her guts, for stealing the light of your life.
You hated the fact that you could simply and truly never loathe her and her friendship…and how significant they had shaped to be in your life…
You hated the fact that you were one with the dark nights.
You hated the audacity of Fate to mingle with the strings of your life as if it were Her story.
You hated that you had to be forced in the concept of ‘Soulmates’.
You hated how the two of them were the epitome of that meaning.
You hated how their existence even surpassed the Metaphysical realm of beliefs.
“You hated how you longed for your forgotten trysts.”
“You hated every fatal fantasy that creeped through your mind.”
“You hated how you’ve done each of them with him all in your head.”
“You hated how it paved the way to your laboured breaths, every night.”
You hated how he would not even remember you anymore or have the minute decency to even call you up or text you.
You hated because you knew it wasn’t true, and the amount of times he’d tried to reach out before it all faded to the point of exhaustion.
You hated how you dissociated yourself from their lives, letting them live as the Universe had wished for.
You hated how his voice would ring in your ears every morning, day, evening and night and all you could do was weep…weep and weep…
You hated how you often you weeped in the coldness of your bed, alone with no one to hold onto.
You hated that your bed wasn’t his second favorite place of slumber any longer, but it was her apartment.
You hated how you’ve lost track of time.
You hated how you longed to understand the ways of the cosmos.
You hated how you wanted to run to him and cry to his chest.
You hated how you wanted yourself to be selfish.
You hated how you wanted him to be happy.
You hated how you wanted to pour yourself out to him, how you wanted to hear along the lines that you were mistaken, utterly mistaken…that he was still yours…that he loved you…
You hate how half of you was still living with a fool’s paradise, embracing every wishful thinking clutching them close to the chambers of your heart so they couldn’t escape…
You hated how the other half was ever so rational, and had achieved it’s closure.
You hated how you’d made him your North Star…but the poles of your World were never a reality.
You loathed how perfectly they fit against each other as if two puzzle pieces, that gave Love and the Deepspace it’s fundamental significance.
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Three hours past midnight…
You had officially lost the ability of a writer of the story of your life…being reduced to merely a narrator of your own chapters, forced to narrate yourself and only yourself while Fate played with the Story of your Life…
Once again it has been proved that the auspicious forces always stood victorious over the malevolent ones…you remembered the famous saying,
‘History repeats itself, First as a Tragedy, Second as a Farce…’
How foolish of you to believe that the forces of the Universe emerged victorious for they were superior and coerced the other inferior…
How foolish of you to believe in the false amity of these forces you’d been long acquainted with…
The monster underneath your bed re-emerged, so did the hand reaching out to you from behind the mirror…
but they weren’t there to hurt you, they were there to comfort you while you pathetically weeped over the love which you never had.
They felt pity, watching you clutch onto your pillow every night and ‘the planet shaped purple promise rings that you never had the chance to gift to him’…, head buried on his side of the bed, drenching your bed-sheets which used to be once ablaze in his presence…
But you pushed them away…far far away…
It was three hours past midnight…
And you were finally feeling drowsy…
Sleepy…
You wanted to sleep, and sleep and sleep…
It was three hours past midnight…
When you had finally succumbed to the slumber that drowned you into the land of illusions…
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(Inspirations from the songs: Midnight Rain and Guilty as Sin by Taylor Swift.)
#love and deepspace#late night post#late night rambles#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace x non!mc reader#love and deepspace Xavier x non!mc reader angst#love and deepspace Xavier x non!mc reader slight lemon#love and deepspace x mc#lads#lads x non!mc reader#lads angst#lads xavier#lads x mc#lads caleb#lads Zayne#lads sylus#lads rafayel#lnds post#lnds 3am post#lnds xavier#lol wrote this at 3am so please bear with my ranting#XAVIER DESERVES MORE LIGHT#XAVIERRRRRR
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#aidairo official art#...makes my bawl my eyes out at 3am#jshk#tbhk#cinna’s rambles#cinna’s rants#yugi amane#shijima mei#mirai#kako#minamoto kou#minamoto teru#minamoto tiara#akane aoi#aoi akane#mitsuba sousuke#nanamine sakura#hyuuga natsuhiko#yugi tsukasa#yako#tsuchigomori#yokoo shun#satou yonogi#or yomogi idk#yamabuki lemon#i love you all.#i love them all.#i love you jshk#thank you so much#aidairo
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This quote by dostoevsky "You were destined for me. Perhaps as a punishment." screams both webgott and loosier, and it's hilarious.
#with webgott it's during anything they do like these bitches are so unhealthy for each other but also the best#and with loosier#it's whenever leckie's ranting at 3am and hoosier's questioning every decision he jas ever made regarding leckie#they are my favorite toxic-cant-live-without-each-other#david webster#joseph liebgott#webgott#robert leckie#bill hoosier smith#loosier#band of brothers#the pacific
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How often do you think Moriarty gets sent off for repairs? Like- plastic is definitely WAY more durable than like. Ceramic. But it's definitely still breakable. I mean, he lost a piece of his head in the film. How long has he been fighting Sherlock? Has he received any minor damage before?
I still very much think this was his closest brush with death, but I definitely wouldn't be surprised if he'd damaged an arm or a leg in their scuffles before. Especially since broken ceramic can very easily pierce plastic.
So do the folks at Moriarty's Pies just sit there like- "Oh for crying out loud what happened to the statue this time???" cause they all got to work in the morning and just found Moriarty randomly missing an arm?? Without context??? And then the SECOND he gets back from repairs, since plastic is easy to mend, do they have to send him off to get fixed again in the next 24 hours because he's a little menace who can't sit still to save his life? Because that's hilarious.
Better question, imagine if there was more than one van. Wouldn't that mean more Moriarty's? Would they all have the same personality or no? I wouldn't think so. Watson does state that OUR Moriarty was made... wrong. Sometimes making ornaments goes wrong, and we get evil ornaments as a result. Plus, Moriarty's actual personality itself outside of the murder does seem very different from the character he represents. Moriarty the character appears to be very innocent and sweet, while Moriarty the statue is... well, the complete opposite.
So would each one have a different personality? If ornaments weren't tethered to the personality of whoever they represent? Would there just be like 50 Moriarty's and all of them are chill except this ONE?
"Oh yeah that's number 43. He's a bit of a douche, we kinda just leave him out of things. It gets awkward when he's around, he never stops talking about murder :/"
Would that also mean they have different disorders? Or would all of them be extremely obviously ADHD and/or bipolar in varying levels?
Even better question. Would that mean they'd also have different sexualities- would there be like- one token straight Moriarty who everyone refers to as Mike to avoid confusion-- I'm getting carried away. I don't actually think there would be more than one considering we see the van in the background several times, but he's never on top because. Y'know. The pretending to be dead thing. If that wasn't the only van in the city, there's bound to be a different statue in at least one background shot.
Still absolutely hilarious to think about though.
#it's uh#3am#I kinda just pulled this out of my ass because it's been a while since I ranted#and I don't wanna lose my little Moriarty cult and disappointed mutuals who are so kind as to like this bs despite complete lack of interes#sherlock gnomes#sherlock gnomes moriarty#moriarty#shitpost#long post#kinda
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ALRIGHT! We are switching it up with this nights 3am rant!
This time! It's Carmen sandeigo! (The new Netflix one, although it's over, so I guess- the Netflix one?)
First off- can we talk about Agent douvinux, CAUSE I KNOW I DIDNT SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT, also Agent Argent <- could that not be more on the nose?
Apparently, that's how you spell it- yeah, I'm just gonna call him agent Dev from now on
Okay, okay, okay, but for real, let's talk about Agent dev <- still have no idea how to spell it, bro is so passionate about capturing LE FEMME ROUGE! <- or however he says it, he crashed his car like 5 times- I kinda feel bad for the guy. Also, if this were in real life, the police /whatever organization would just be, yeah, that's fine. You can return the dtuff
I think Carmen needs to work out her kidnapping issues? Abandonedment issues? Like what issues she has, she should probably talk about it- honestly, I'm surprised she hasn't. But she did kinda find her mother at the end so I can't be that mad.
I think Agent Dev has brain damage, but he chooses to ignore it!
I NEED TO KNOW THE FUCKING AGES OF THESE DAMN PEOPLE!
Like player <- Bouchard stupid name, is like school age, probably 15 or so
And Ivy and Zach, they also probably like younger than I'm thinking 16, maybe 17. I have no idea
But they hanging out with Carmen!? She is like 18, they can drive so I'm trying to figure that out.
Also, on a side note crackle was one of my first crushes-
They are fighting a whole evil organization! They won! Sure i mean they kidnapped Carmen, and like made her evil <- I loved it.
And she almost killed her friends, but they still won in the end!
That might be it but I wanted an entire season of evil Carmen, I love good people turning evil and I better see an evil season of jay in ninjago dragons rising
Side note el toppo and le Cheve <- I think I spelt that right
Oh they are the gayest thing ever and I wanna be invited to their wedding reallllll bad
I made my very first fanfic from Carmen sandiego! I still have it if anyone wants to read it.
#carmen sandiego#3am rant#this show is good#ninjago dragons rising#side note i made my first fanfic via carmen sandiego#analysis#carmen sandeigo netflix#carmen sandeigo 2019
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i think as a society, we moved on far too quickly from the lyrics, "dreams— of your hair, and your stare, and sense of belief... in the good in the world, you once believed in me."
#hits different is one of my all time favourite taylor songs#and i stand by that#hits different#midnights#midnights 3am edition#midnights till dawn edition#midnights taylor swift#midnights ts#taylor swift#taylor swift midnights#tswift#ts#ts10#music <3#i'm going to rant more about this later#watch me sing the entire bridge from memory lmaoo
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Camp camp x gravity falls crossover but its just Mabel and her summer romance attempts. She has a crush on a new camper every week.
#i was ranting to my friend about this last night at 3am#she had no idea what i was talking about#gravity falls#camp camp#mabel pines
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What a worthless animal
#oc: siggy#first image is babies attempting to figure out their ideal limb count#anyway having a bit of a 'never trust how you feel about your life at 3am' moment but i think the artfight brain plague is beginning to hit#dont worry about me im fine#just feeling a lil bad about maybe not being able to clean up the revenges i would like too and theres sooo many i didnt even get to sketch#and am only at like 50% of how much i 'scored' last year so it makes me feel a lil eh like im not doing as much#but ultimately i did way way more revenges even if it mightve been a mistake LMAO so at least thats something#although i feel bad cause i didnt even revenge some of the coolest ones i got!!! augh!!!!!!!!!!#ah well beetles dont have to deal with these problems we should be more like them#if you read my tag rants sorry about the lore on how my brain works you should check out the wooly chafer beetle
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"tHIs EnDInG IS ShiT!! ThEy DeSTroYeD __ CHaRACteR!!"
had literal npc and item descriptions that explained the lore
"Ew THeYre RelATed"
bish incestuous relations happened often in a royal family in ancient times to keep the blood pure or whatever
"MiQUeLLa Is A ChIlD"
is a literal man age probably couple thousand years old in a body got cursed to never age
yall here be looking like yall never seen a small adult person
plus it's fiction booooooo
lemme enjoy my shit in peace
but yeah they could've shown more of miq's and rad's in the dlc cos i was shocked too coa they never mentioned it in the base game and we never saw those two interact or been talked together
#elden ring sote#elden ring#sote spoilers#miquella#radahn#shadow of the erdtree#me out here eating popcorn and playing this masterpiece#they fucked up with the story line#but then i accepted it#at least my boy miquella got his ass pounded#Leonard probably chilling in the back#like do your shit dad#me ranting @ 3am sleep deprived#people gonna murder me for this#i stand on this hill#and i will die on it
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forever appreciative and in awe of all my writing moots bc everytime i sit down and try to write the smallest amount of dialogue for a comic or something i feel like im playing the most rigged carnival game to try and get good words and missing constantly while my child (comic idea) is staring at me slowly losing hope. if you can use words good you are magic to me and beyond my comprehension ily
#connie rants#ILL MAKE THE DIALOGUE IN MY HEAD TOO I JUST CANT WRITE IT OUT#staring at my empty notes ap at 3am with an ungodly headache and fever
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#idk if this makes sense but like#generally this is my stance on The Issues#a lot of purity culture in fandom spaces is based on this idea of like. if i don't like this thing it's Morally Wrong for these reasons#and i'm justified in hating on it instead of just letting other people have their own opinions and interpretations#i see a lot of this in the life series fandom specifically and it bothers me a lot#enjoy what you enjoy. other people will enjoy things too. it doesn't matter if it's 'incorrect' who cares honestly#anyway that's my 3am rant for tonight. chillax#astro speaks
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annabeth: i feel like doing something stupid, though that’ll be bad.
piper: yeah, you shouldn’t
percy: hey, im stupid! do me!
annabeth:
piper:
percy: i mean- *blushing* did i say that out loud- oh gods
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