#this is me reading the subtext as god intended lmfao

[lokiusly]

remember when B-15 walked in on the s1e1 interrogation with Loki and Mobius?

She asked “What are you doing?” in a tone that felt like,*why are you flirting while everyone’s looking for the variant?*

And his sassy response was “is it your job to interrupt?” as if saying, *really? You couldn’t let me have this, ONE time?* AND he literally winked and said to Loki, “sit tight— it was just getting good!”

And even LATER when Loki escaped, Mobius was petty and pointed out, “This never would’ve happened if you hadn’t interrupted us!” aka *if you had only let them kiss me, we wouldn’t be in this mess!*