#this is lowk rlly bad sorry

[sexybluealienporn]

Imma need josh whimpering and moaning now

Josh Washington Headcanons

word count: 259 warnings: slight dubcon, smut, mentions of rough sex author's note: sorry that this is so short, I'll make up for it sometime

-Josh is the type to grip your thighs and hips as you ride him, head tipped back as he lets you do all the work. He lets out shaky pants, eyes shut tight as he groans, his hips bucking up to meet yours.

“Oh fuck, just like that…” Josh’s voice cracks as he moves his hips. “There you go.. Fuck…” The words come out in a breathy sigh. 

-Josh is the type to talk a huge game, saying he gets all of the ladies, only to cum prematurely at the slightest touch. The string of apologies is almost pathetic.

“Shit, I’m sorry... Oh god… Sorry…” Josh groans out, his hips still moving as he comes down. 

-Josh is the type of guy to not care if you gag. He’s too consumed in his own pleasure, looking down at you with half lidded eyes.

 “So good, baby, you feel so good…” He’s slurring his words as he grips your hair, forcing you to take him even deeper. “Just like that..”

-Josh is the type to get hard from any kind of attention. Just look at him a certain way and his cock is throbbing. He’s also the type to jack off while on the phone with you. He stays as composed as can be while he’s stroking himself to the sound of your voice.

“Keep talking, yeah?” Josh murmured, eyes closed. “I wanna hear more about what you were, uh.. talking about.” His pace never falters as he utters out that sentence. He’s more focused on finishing than being discreet.

[cryiling]

thinking about that bkdk edating in middle school trope, except they're amino boyfriends 💀

they meet on an all might amino community. katsuki is one of the community mods, and izuku is the leader of an analysis club on there. izuku's posts were often featured and very popular in the community (he was def a microcelebrity), and katsuki always gave him a ton of amino coins on his posts.

for a challenge he's hosting for his club, izuku makes a huge deep-dive post analyzing all might's rise to fame in his bronze age. this post gets close to 10k likes, and katsuki gifts him 5k amino coins on the post. when izuku sees that number, he freaks out and assumes it must be a mistake since that's a huge number, who in their right mind would give him that much money??

he messages katsuki (who's username is 𝓓𝔂𝓷𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 ⛓️💥) (LMAOOOOO) and asks if the amount of coins was a mistake + offers to give them back. katsuki tells him that there was no mistake, and that he just really liked izuku's post. izuku is really flattered that this guy liked his analysis so much, and they continue texting back and forth for a while.

they follow each other and put each other in their bios under "bffs," and a month or two after that, they officially become boyfriends. izuku buys amino+ using all the coins katsuki had given him (katsuki keeps spending his allowance to buy more amino coins so he's super rich). they start matching profile themes after that, switching to a new theme every month. they have matching profile frames and chat bubbles and everything, and izuku makes a sticker pack of all might faces to use when texting katsuki (sometimes katsuki uses the stickers too, but only when texting izuku)

everyone on all might amino knows they're dating, since they're both such high-profile people in the community. they become the community's it-couple, and people love commenting on their walls how cute their matching profiles are. katsuki comments under all of izuku's posts praising his analysis, and izuku always replies with a string of all might heart-eye stickers.

6 months into their relationship, izuku tells katsuki he can call him by his real name. up until now, izuku had gone by the nickname "golden" in honor of all might's golden age. when izuku tells katsuki his name, though, he doesn't get a response. the next day, izuku wakes up to find that katsuki's profile has been deleted entirely.

izuku feels like throwing up. he doesn't know what happened to dynamight, if he caused this, what could have caused this. he debates deleting his account too, ashamed and confused and hurt, but ultimately decides against it. he changes his profile theme back to an aesthetic picture set of all might in his iconic golden age pose, and continues posting on all might amino as if nothing happened. he doesn't reach out to new people on amino again.

when izuku gets into ua and his workload drastically increases, he stops finding time to post on amino, eventually deleting the app entirely (his profile stays up, though).

in second year, izuku is sitting in the common room with his friends, somehow having been roped into a conversation about dating. "you've never been in a relationship before, have you, deku-kun?" uraraka asks him.

his friends' eyes all focus on him, and he blushes. "well, i had an online boyfriend in middle school, but i'm not sure if that counts." his friends gape at him, clearly surprised. some other people lingering about in the common area also tune into the conversation. katsuki is one of them.

"really, midoriya-kun?" iida says, doing his best to hide his blatant shock. "i must say, that sounds rather out of character for you!"

"did you guys break up or something?" todoroki asks.

izuku grimaces, remembering what happened. "i told him my real name, and then he deleted his account. i think it was because of my name, but I guess i don't know for sure."

uraraka frowns. "that sucks! he didn't deserve you anyway. what an asshole move." the rest of izuku's friends nod in agreement at that. out of the corner of his eye, izuku sees katsuki get up from his armchair and storm out of the room.

months later, izuku and katsuki finally start dating for real. izuku is so overwhelmed with happiness, and katsuki's eyes light up every time he sees izuku. one night, though, katsuki pulls him aside. "there's something i need to tell you."

izuku frowns in confusion. "what's up?"

katsuki takes a deep breath. "...i'm dynamight."

this does not clear izuku's confusion. "um... yeah, i know what your hero name is."

"no, it's-" katsuki cuts himself off, then starts again. "i was dynamight on amino, too."

izuku feels his heart drop. he's not sure what katsuki is saying, why he's bringing it up. "you... we were... you mean we dated back in middle school?"

katsuki nods, eyes on the floor. he doesn't say anything else.

"why did you..." izuku licks his lips in apprehension. "why did you delete your account?"

katsuki is silent for a moment. "i freaked out when i found out who you were," he finally says. "i mean, you know how i was treating you in real life back then. and we had been texting all that time, and i had been comforting you from the bullying you were going through, only to realize it was me who was- i didn't... i didn't know what to say. and obviously i was really immature at the time and wasn't ready to process my feelings yet. but that whole thing helped me realize my feelings for you, even though i didn't want to accept that at the time.

"but," katsuki continues, clearly on a roll now, "that still doesn't excuse what i did. it was a shitty move. and i know i've apologized for how i bullied you before, but i'm sorry for this, too, izuku. i know i hurt your feelings. i swear i'll be a better boyfriend this time, i promise. uh- only if... if you still want to be together."

izuku can't even think of what to say for a moment, still silently reeling at katsuki's confession. eventually he says, "no, i- i get it. we were both pretty immature at the time, and to be honest i kind of got over it a while ago. but," he smiles, "that apology really means a lot to me. and of course i still want to be with you."

he leans in to kiss katsuki briefly. izuku doesn't think he'll ever get used to that.

katsuki rests his forehead against izuku's, eyes taking in izuku's face. "i swear i'll be an even better boyfriend than dynamight was, golden."

and then they lived happily ever after :>

[grosspop]

squirrel girl be upon thee !!!!

[hannyoontify]

the way you said hello - kim mingyu

member | executive chef!mingyu x reader (ft. jeonghan & seungkwan)

genre | (implied) soulmates!au, meet cute, strangers to lovers au, fluff, (angst if you rlly rlly rlly squint)

word count | 2.8k

synopsis | after a disastrous blind date, the night takes an unexpected turn when the restaurant’s handsome owner, mingyu, steps in. what starts as an act of kindness quickly becomes something more as sparks fly over a chance meeting

warnings | cursing, lowk kinda suggestive if you squint, kissing, one (1) mention of a knife, mentions of mingyu having previous injuries sustained from his occupation, there is a SIGNIFICANT time skip at the end but i don't specify how much LMAO that's up to ygs discretion

notes | requested by anon! i'm so sorry if this wasn't the direction you wanted it to go in 😭 i swear i tried my best! lowk don't know if i like this or not but i really liked the bickering between oc n seunghan NOT PROOFREAD

this can be read as a stand-alone or as a sequel to this mingyu fic!

You anxiously bounced your leg under the table, gently gnawing on your bottom lip as you glanced around the fancy restaurant. Across from you, the chair in front of you had now been empty for an awfully long time now and something told you that your blind date had ditched, leaving you with the incredibly overwhelming and taxing bill.

Fuck.

You rested your head in your hands and let out a tired sigh. There was no way this was happening.

As you reached for your wallet, you flagged down a nearby waiter to ask for the bill. He nodded at your request and you let out what seemed to the umpteenth sigh of that night. While waiting for the bill to reach your table, you began rearranging the leftover peas on your porcelain plate.

“Didn’t know we had a Picasso in the house.” An unfamiliar voice remarked next to you. 

You yelped in surprise and whipped around to see a tall, handsome young man peering over your shoulder with an amused smile. He was in a black button down with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showcasing his prominent forearm muscles, tucked into a pair of dark trousers. “That’s very impressive… is that a self-portrait?”

You snorted in disbelief, your shoulders shaking as you let out a quiet laugh. “No, it’s supposed to be my date. Too bad they left before I could remember what they looked like.”

The mysterious man scrunched up his handsome face, as if to say ‘Ouch’. “Do you mind if I—?” He gestured towards the empty seat in front of you and you nodded.

“Go ahead. That seat’s going to be empty for the rest of the night anyways.” You let out a bitter laugh. He gave you a sympathetic smile and situated himself in front of you with an arm outstretched reaching over the table.

“Kim Mingyu. I’m the owner and executive chef of this restaurant. I received a report that there was an attractive young person who was left on their lonesome after their date mysteriously disappeared.” The man, Mingyu, tilted his head. “Didn’t think said person was going to be this attractive though.”

You blushed at his compliment as you shook his hand. “[Name]. Not sure who snitched on me, though I’m glad to have new company.”

“Are you… on your way out now? Since your date is gone?”

“Yes, I’m just waiting for the bill.”

Mingyu waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry about it. It’s on the house.”

Your eyes widened in disbelief. “You’re kidding.”

After spilling coffee on your blouse this morning and running 30 minutes late for work, you were more than positive that the day was going to end in disaster. The disappearance of your blind date following a very long, tiring day at work only confirmed those suspicions. However, it seemed like that the goddess of luck was no longer hellbent on making your life a living disaster with the way the stranger sitting across from you managed to douse out the fire that had been burning within you for the past few hours with a single smile.

“I’m afraid I’m not. But if you feel pressured or aren’t comfortable with it, no worries!” Mingyu said lightheartedly. 

“Oh my God,” You ran a tired hand through your face and let out a dry, incredulous laugh. “You literally just saved me from having the worst day ever. I was preparing myself to break down into tears once I received the check. Thank you, I really appreciate that.”

He smiled at your words. “Of course, just doing my daily random act of kindness for a stranger. Although…” He trailed off and you quirked an inquisitive brow at him.

“Although?” You asked.

“Although… would it appall you if I said it was my way of shooting my shot?” Mingyu rubbed the back of his neck with a nervous laugh. His eyes nervously darted back and forth between your face and the half-eaten plate in front of him, left by your crappy blind date who was honestly, no longer in your realm of attention. Not when Mingyu was in front of you. 

Shooting his shot? You felt your cheeks burn at a temperature similar to the candle perched on a candelabra on your table at his words and you coughed before fumbling to find the right words.

“I mean… I wouldn’t be opposed to it. Since you’re my savior tonight and all…” Your voice faltered and Mingyu beamed.

“That’s great! Here’s my business card, if you ever want to contact me.” He pulled out a crisp card and handed it to you as he got up from the chair. “Well, I must be getting on my way now. I’d love to stay and chat but I have big boss duties to do.”

Mingyu tipped an imaginary top hat towards your direction. You smiled. “It was nice meeting you, [Name].”

“It was nice meeting you too, Mingyu. I’ll contact you,” You waved his business card and he nodded.

“I’ll be looking forward to it. Bye, [Name].”

And with that he was gone, leaving nothing but the lingering scent of his perfume and the fluttering of your heart.

“Just call him!!” Your best friend urged you. He was sitting on the other end of the sofa, munching on a bag of chips as he watched you metaphorically rip your hair out over the business card you received from Mingyu a week ago.

“It’s not that simple, Seungkwan! What if he hates me now because it took me so long to contact him? I bet he’s forgotten about me at this point.” You pouted and continued to stare at the worn, but still elaborate cardstock in your hands.

Seungkwan rolled his eyes. “Dude, you’re overthinking this entire thing. Listen to me,” He paused to fix his posture to face you. “He gave you the business card, right?”

You nodded.

“Did he ask for your number?”

You shook your head.

“Did he receive any kind of contact information from you?”

You shook your head again.

“But he gave you his business card? [Name], he literally served you the ball on a silver platter. He’s interested in you but won’t make any moves unless you do. The ball is in your court. Take that damn ball and BOUNCE IT!” 

Seungkwan let out a frustrated yell and shoved another handful of chips into his mouth. “I swear, you have the IQ of Jeonghan’s pet rock sometimes.”

“Hey! Doljjong is very intelligent!” Your other best friend yelled from the kitchen. “He has really good hearing too, so don’t insult him like that or else you’ll be dealing with me.”

Seungkwan rolled his eyes and you laughed as Jeonghan came out into the living room to give his own two cents.

“But Seungkwan’s right. The entire fate of a whole new possible relationship with this mythical Kim Mingyu—”

“HE’S REAL. I SHOOK HIS HAND.”

“—is in your hands. Don’t blow it. Or else me and Seungkwan—”

“Seungkwan and I.” You corrected him.

“—will be—Okay, fuck you, grammar police—Will be taking this matter into our own hands so we no longer have to hear your bitching and whining.”

You let out a frustrated groan and threw down the business card that’s been putting you through pain and misery through the past week.

“God, he was literally perfect. I don’t wanna blow it and—”

“That’s what they said.”

“Jeonghan, I’m going to literally throw Doljjong into the bottom of Han River and you’re going to be joining him soon after if you don’t shut the fuck up.”

Seungkwan burst into laughter and watched you and Jeonghan continue to argue back and forth.

“Forget it, it’s useless talking to a person who believes that a rock can be a pet.” You got up from your spot on the couch and reached for your phone. “I’m stepping out for some air. Lock the door if you leave before I come back.”

“See ya, don’t wanna be ya!” Jeonghan yelled from the living room as you left the house and you loudly groaned.

You loved both your best friends but they sometimes drove you absolutely insane.

The sky was dark but the countless lights from the skyscrapers and streetlights illuminated the Han River, making the surface twinkle and shine under the pale moonlight.

You were sitting on a lone bench, facing the river as you mindlessly fidgeted with Mingyu’s business card. The edges were fraying from the countless amount of times you’ve handled it between your fingertips, and you traced the black lettering of Mingyu’s name with your index finger as you silently sounded out every vowel and consonant of his name.

Seungkwan’s words rang in your head. ‘He literally served you the ball on a silver platter. He’s interested in you but won’t make any moves unless you do. The ball is in your court. Take that damn ball and BOUNCE IT!’

Like a switch was suddenly flipped inside you, you reached for your phone. The screen lit up and you pulled up a new message to type in the phone number that was written on the card in your hand. 

Without a single thought, you sent,

hey! it’s [name]!

Before you could even type the first letter of your follow-up text, the status of your message changed from ‘Delivered’ to ‘Read 21:24’ and you let out a gasp.

And then the loud, shrill ringing of your ringtone cut through the peaceful night air.

You gasped louder than before after seeing the caller ID, reaching to frantically turn off the ringer before answering the phone.

“He–hello?”

“Took you long enough,” Mingyu’s voice sounded crisp and clear on the other end of the line. You couldn’t see him, but you could almost hear the smile in his voice as he spoke. “You almost had me thinking that you were ghosting me or something.”

You let out an apologetic groan. “I’m so sorry, Mingyu. I got in my head and kept putting it off. I swear it wasn’t personal…” 

Mingyu’s laugh was bright. “No worries! I assumed you had your hands full. Although, I did jump a little every time I received a text from anyone from the past week.” 

“Oh, man… I feel horrible. I’m so sorry.”

“I’m telling you, don’t worry about it! Better late than never, right?” There was an awkward moment of silence before he spoke again. “What are you up to right now?”

You hummed and looked out at the tranquil water of the Han River reflecting the bright lights of the city. “Nothing much. I stepped out for a minute for some air. What about you?”

“Oh, really? I’m actually out for a walk too.” You swore you heard a second voice near you, echoing the words Mingyu was saying in your phone. “Turn around for me?”

You whipped around with the phone still pressed to your ear to see Mingyu standing behind the bench, a small smile playing on his lips. You ended the phone call.

“Mingyu?”

“‘Morning, sunshine,” He slid into the empty spot next to you and you scooched over to make more room for him. “What a way to run into the guy you’ve been ghosting, huh?”

You snorted at his greeting, ignoring the slight burn you felt in your cheeks from the nickname he had addressed you by. “I told you, it wasn’t intentional.”

Mingyu grinned. “I know. Just felt like teasing you.” 

“What are- what are you doing here though? Do you live in this area?” You asked. He nodded.

“Yeah. I moved into that apartment complex not too long ago,” He pointed to a tall building on the other side of the river. “Has a killer night view. You should come over to check it out sometime.”

You choked on your spit, resulting in you barking out a short, panicked laugh. “Do you—-do you usually say these… these things to people?”

“No, not really. I’m not usually like this,” Mingyu looked over at you with a slight tilt in his head. The night breeze brushed his bangs across his forehead and you felt your breath falter at the way the closest streetlight illuminated his honey-like, gorgeous skin.There was a particular glint in his eyes as he opened his mouth to speak again. “Pardon me if this is too brazen, but I’m only like this when I feel like I’ve met the one. My soulmate.”

Your breath was caught in your throat.

“Does it… usually work?” You choked out. Your face felt incredibly hot and your clammy hands were sticking to the bench.

Mingyu turned back to face the river and your stomach did an odd flip. “I’m not sure. You tell me.”

Oh God. You thought you were melting on the spot with the way he was looking at you. Mingyu was holding eye contact with such intensity, you physically couldn’t look away. Your heart hammered wildly against your ribcage and you decided you were going to sign yourself up for the upcoming Olympics, with the way your stomach was doing flips like an Olympic gymnast. Simone Biles had nothing on whatever routine was going on inside you right now.

“… I’d give it a solid 8 out of 10.” You gave him the most nonchalant shrug you could afford, knowing that there were enough butterflies in your stomach to start a butterfly conservatory. Mingyu looked at you as if he was surprised by the score.

“Really? What would I have to do to win back the last two points?”

You gave him a pointed look, and the next words to leave your mouth almost sent you into cardiac arrest. “Hmm… live up to your words? I guess?”

And the smile Mingyu gave you in that moment was the brightest one of all. His entire being seemed to glow in ecstasy, glowing brighter than the streetlights as he looked at you with a suggestive glint in his eyes. “I thought you’d never ask.”

“Mingyu?” You called from the living room. Mingyu didn’t respond and the only thing you heard from the kitchen was the clattering of plates and silverware. “Babe?”

Pushing yourself off the couch with a quiet groan, you padded over to the kitchen where your fiancé was busying himself with preparing dinner. He was hunched over the counter, his hands and trusty knife busy at work as he chopped away on his chopping block. Careful not to startle him when he had a knife in his hand, you snuck your arms around Mingyu’s torso and peered over his shoulder to watch him work his magic.

“Watcha doing?” You asked sweetly. Mingyu acknowledged your presence with a short peck on your forehead.

“Hi, baby.” His voice was rough and the sound sent shivers down your spine. “Preparing to feed you. Why?”

You hummed and nuzzled your face into Mingyu’s back. He smelled like a mix of spices, sweat, and his faint woody cologne permeated your senses. “Do you think we’re soulmates?”

Mingyu set down his knife and turned around to face you, his back resting against the marble counter with his hands resting comfortably at your waist.

“What’s with the sudden question?” He quirked a well-groomed brow at you and you smiled.

“Nothing… I just read a blog about soulmates and I was curious about whether you thought they were real,” Your fingers danced along Mingyu’s strong, muscular forearms, your fingertips lightly tracing all the old scars and burn marks that signified his experience and years spent working to master his craft. You repeated your original question again. “So… do you think we’re soulmates?”

Mingyu leaned in to press a quick kiss to your lips. “I don’t think so, love. I know so.”

“Really?” Your eyes brightened at his words and he nodded.

“Mhm. I knew from the moment I saw you playing with those leftover peas on your plate that I was going to marry you,” Mingyu leaned in again, nuzzling his nose against yours. You giggled. “Sometimes, I have dreams where I knew you in another life. But those dreams felt so… real. Like they’re fragments of memories from a past I can’t recall.”

“Are we married in those dreams too?” 

“Mhm. We were happily married, just like we’re going to be.” Mingyu captured your lips with his, sighing gently as your fingers combed through his dark hair. 

“I love you, Mingyu.” You whispered against his lips, like a secret only meant for the two of you to know. Something to be taken and hidden away, kept a secret in the deepest depths of the earth. A secret so sacred, it can only be cherished in the deepest, darkest places so that no one else can know.

“I love you too, [Name],” Mingyu’s love confession was more bold. Something he uttered with purpose and intention. He wanted the entire universe to know that he was yours. His heart belonged to you. He was going to love you loudly and boldly. “I’ll love you in every universe. Wherever you go, that’s where I’ll follow.”

reblogs and feedback is always appreciated ^-^

a/n: this is a big personal FUCK YOU to writer's block AHGJSJD i somehow managed to push through and finish this 😭 (it was at 300 words when i started today) albeit it was on my phone, in the dark, at 1 in the morning BUT I FINISHED IT. n now my insomnia's back LMAOO

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you are my favorite!!!! super happy to know you are taking requests :D also i hope you are doing well♡♡

could i request a yoongi x f!reader possibly where they have a rlly bad argument and make it up and it ends really fluffy? maybe the argument could be over jealusy or this stuff ofc not in a toxic way. Thank you in advance :)

BLOWING SMOKE.

PAIR: yoongi x f reader

TAGS/WARNINGS: established relationship, producer!yoongi, yoongi fucks up real bad, hes lowk an ass in this one sorry xxx, he fixes things tho, misunderstandings with a great amount of miscommunication, reader thinks hes cheating, jealousy, angst, also fluff, a teenie tiny dusty bit of smut implications at the very end, but no smut I promise. that's it I guess?? lmk if I missed something. oh yeah this is probably full of unedited mistakes, just ignore :)

A/N: omg omg first off, THANK U I love u lots 💗 second, this matches the new fic I was already working on so akdjqjsjjs was in the mood for some good angst hehehe...although, I gotta say, this was pretty rushed cz I had a shit ton of things to do (I still do) but I tried to make it as good as I can, I hope u like it 🥹 also, ik u said 'not in a toxic way' but I think I might have gotten carried away? nothing too extreme I hope, but we all fuck up, and yoongi here is not doing any better.

PS. requests are still open! feel free to drop some in my ask box anytime :)

Loving Yoongi was like a field of cotton grass dancing with the wild wind on a fresh late spring day. But being in a relationship with him, much like any other relationship out there, wasn't always a bed of soft petals and a sky of warm sunshine.

“I'm sorry, darling. I have to stay here for another two hours. You can still come over if you want.” That was what he said over the phone, one day, when you asked whether he was free for a dinner date or not. It's been a hectic week for the both of you, two adults trapped in the hectic mess of what we call life. An unsettling bubble formed in your chest. You missed him, so, terribly much. The days went on, and it became harder for you to sit down with him for a genuine conversation or a wholesome meal. The mere thought that your relationship was heading towards one of those bland and colorless stages was heavy on your heart.

His suggestion sounded apologetic enough for you to swallow the pill entirely, so you immediately declared your agreement, grabbed your purse, then left the apartment.

On your twenty-minutes-long walk there, you made sure to grab a bottle or two of wine and some snacks, because, knowing Yoongi, he would let his body devore itself before he would feed himself a proper meal, once he's inside that studio.

Except that, all of your hopes of a hopelessly romantic night at his studio, and that uncomfortable couch he purchased specifically so he wouldn't doze off when he's supposed to work, vanished as soon as you pushed the door open and walked in.

Yoongi never said or did anything to hurt your trust, neither were you the type of lover to shed tears and break glass when they see their partner with another person. But seeing him sitting so close to the female producer you were already familiar with, their chairs almost touching as they fixed their attention on the large computers on top of his desk, that was a sight you weren't ready for. And it wouldn't have been so much of an issue to you if you weren't sitting in the same room with your boyfriend and the woman he used to hook up with on a regular basis before he got with you.

“It's good to finally see you, __.” She gave you a smile. A little, polite and genuine gesture that, in contrast to the smile you mirrored to her, made your stomach flip.

Another hour passed with you staring mindlessly at your phone screen and them doing their thing. You were on the verge of excusing yourself to leave, to maybe catch some fresh air instead of suffocating to death inside that closed space, when the girl finally stood up to leave.

You watched as she gave him a hug, her hand gently rubbing at his shoulder, before she faced you to bid her goodbye and left.

Throughout the entire thing, Yoongi didn’t spare you a glance. His back was the only thing you could see, along with the back of his head, covered with his favorite dark beanie. You thought her departure would soothe your heart and put your anxious mind to rest. That Yoongi would turn around and explain why the hell he was hanging out with her, and not with his usual team members. Except that neither of the above happened.

“I’m done here too, for the day. We can go now.” He said as he stood up from his own chair, stretching his arms and arching his body with a rough groan. You were left wondering whether you were the insane one there. Or maybe he was that blind to the chaos happening in your head at that very moment.

The words were on the tip of your tongue. You could no longer hold them back. They were too strong to be kept hidden deep inside your throat. And so, you cleared your throat and let them speak for themselves. “You never told me you still work with her.”

You paused, taking a deep breath as you anticipated an answer from him, which came rather more lightheartedly than you fancied.

“Oh, I didn't think it was worth talking about.” He said, hovering over the desk to turn the devices off.

“Really?” You tucked the tip of your finger under another one, his usual nonchalance was supposed to sooth you, reassure your heart that he only belonged to you, but it only served to stir something inside your anxious self. “But it's still something, Yoongi..”

“Darling, you were never bothered with who I work with.” He remarked.

“Because you never had history with your usual team members.” Your blunt argument, with all the bitterness it held, took the both of you off guard.

“Is this about what I think it is?” He glanced up at you again, finally catching up on the situation at hand. “Look at me. Are you upset because she was here?”

“Yes I am.. You never mentioned the fact that you still see her everyday. Were you planning on keeping that from me?”

He let out a heavy sigh. “I told you it was never a big deal, baby. That's why I didn't bring it up.”

“Yoongi, it doesn't matter what you think of it. I deserve to know this type of thing.”

He scoffed at that, his attention turning to his stuff as he started gathering them. “Baby, please. I was working. We had a project to do. It's not like I slept with her or something.”

“Did you?”

At the heavy implication of your short question, Yoongi froze in his place, unmoving. His eyes spoke of surprise and pain as he stared deeply into yours, sending a chill down your spine. You blinked, and the sound of crashing almost made you jump when he threw the headphones he was holding carelessly on the desk.

“You think I did?” He asked. Even as his voice was completely empty of amusement, he didn't raise his voice at you. “You think I slept with her?”

“I don't know.” You shrugged. “That's what I'm trying to know.”

Neither of you spoke after that. He continued staring at you, not providing an answer that could satisfy your clenching heart. Instead, and just like every single time the two of you had an argument before that, he faced his desk again and busied himself with his belongings, his movements harsher and rougher than before.

“It's better if you leave now.” He said, his voice disturbingly cold.

You wished he could say anything. Maybe snap at you for being so harsh with your judgment on him, or lay his heart out and tell you the thing you dreaded the most, that he indeed slept with her. But he didn’t. He just faced the other way and did utter a word. And so, you grabbed your purse, phone in your other hand, and walked out of the studio.

Deep in the darkness of your room, you lay on your bed, deep in thought, staring at the ceiling like it could crack open and show you the secret towards a blissfully happy love story to remedy your soul. Your string of thoughts was cut short when noise broke out in your apartment. The sound of the front door being locked and closed again.

You craned your neck to catch a glimpse of the digital clock on top of your nightstand. It was three am.

Having had this scenario happen multiple times throughout the years of your relationship with him, you left your tear stained pillow and followed the source of the noise, your boyfriend in the kitchen.

You found him bent down in front of the open fridge, his back, once again, facing you. If he didn't hear your footsteps against the floor, he definitely heard the soft sniffle you let out as you leaned against the doorframe, you were certain.

“It's three in the morning.” You stated, like it was the most important news you could give him at that very moment. He didn't spare you a glance, settling for a can of beer and pushing the door of the fridge closed with his leg. “You shouldn’t drink at this hour.”

“Good to know you care about me.” He said, his voice calm but dripping with the usual bitter sarcasm he often exercised when he was tense or angry.

You couldn't help rolling your eyes at that. He was really upset. “Can we just talk?”

He flicked the can open with one hand, taking a long gulp of the liquor that left you with a small frown. “Why? So you get to accuse me of cheating again?”

“Yoongi, please-”

“No, __.” He paused, his gaze felt like a freezing flame to your soul. “You feel the way you feel, yeah I get it. But doubting my loyalty like that? Thinking that I could really go out of my way to cheat like it's nothing? What the fuck are you doing?”

His words, coupled with the way he looked at you, felt like a punch to your guts in that very moment. He was right, you knew that. No matter how insecure and threatened you felt back then, no matter how fucked up the thing he did was, cheating shouldn't have been your first conclusion. Especially when you loved and cherished him so deeply. With a trembling voice, you gathered your words and tried to ignore your stinging eyes as they threatened to spill your hidden emotions out. “I... Our relationship has been so dull lately, I was hoping we could spend some time together and catch up, but then I saw her there and I just..”

“Just what, __?” He cuts your speech. “Do you even trust me?”

“I do, of course I do! But you didn’t even talk to me about it, and when I tried to talk, you were all like ‘Oh, it doesn't matter, you're just being dramatic.’”

“That is not what I said.” He hissed.

“Doesn’t matter!-” A sob interrupted your speech, you ran a hand through your hair in frustration. “Can we just- please-”

Your words were cut short when he started walking towards you. You felt his arms engulfing you in a tight embrace, your face finding its place buried into the crook of his neck, where your warm tears touched his soft, milky skin.

“Shh.. I know.” He whispered into your ear, the strong smell of alcohol, carrying a hint of coffee within, filled your senses. Your arms moved on their own, automatically hugged him back. “You know I would never break your trust, right?”

You nodded your head. Something about the softness of his voice, heavy with vulnerability, made your heart crush into pieces. The way he held you, despite the hurt you knew he felt because of you, had a toll on you.

You pulled away, enough to bring your hands up and cup his face. Your teary eyes staring into his weary ones as you spoke. “That was so stupid of me. I'm sorry.”

“I'm the stupid one here, baby..” He turned his face to nuzzle your palm and press a kiss onto its skin. “I should've thought into it. I was so immersed in work, I didn't see how fucked up the entire situation was. Should've paid more attention.”

He leaned in, pressing a kiss on your forehead and letting his lips linger on your skin there for a few more seconds. “I'm sorry, darling. I'm sorry I made you think that lowly of me.”

The gentleness of his gesture and his words made your tears flow with a mind of their own. There was never a time he made a huge mistake and didn't make you feel like the sky might fall apart at the sight of your tears. It only made the guilt heavier on your heart.

He tightened his hold around you, pulling your body flush against his as he let you cry your hearts content out on his skin. You could feel his hand on the back of your head, a silent encouragement for you to nuzzle his neck again. You obliged.

“I can't believe you made me cry at three a.m like this.” You whined, after a long moment of hushed words of love and quiet sobs, and sniffled.

“I'm sorry, darling..” He cooed at you, wiping the tears off of your cheeks with his gentle fingers. The soft expression he had quickly faded into a slight smirk that appeared on his handsome face. “It wouldn't be the first time I do that, though.”

“Hey!” Your hand landed on his shoulder in a light swat. “We're having a moment here! And I still haven't forgiven you, you know!”

He let out a light chuckle, his smirk deepening when he tilted his head and noticed the faint blush on your face. “Worry not, I'll make it up to you. I'm gonna make you cry in a different way, darling.”

“Go away!” You whined again and shoved him away. His suggestive words made your face feel a lot warmer than necessary, but you tried to sound as stern and unaffected as you possibly could, under his gaze. “I'm going to bed. You better not follow me there, you're sleeping on the couch.”

“Oh, no need for the bed, baby.” He ignored your empty threat and rejection, making a quick job of scooping you up in his arms and heading towards the living room. “We have a foldable couch for a reason.”

“It's an expensive couch, you ass!”

[sharkorok]

heeseung w/ an inexperienced s/o

cw/genre: this is fluff!!! fluff!!, headcanon format, cursing, fboi au, campus au ig…(?), like one dirty joke or whatnot teeheehoohoo, informal writing, that should be it (I think)

requested: X

a/n: this grown man has me so delulu so take this 😋

•-•-•-•

-u are well known for being notoriously bad at expressing affection or being in relationships

-you can’t do casual relationships this man once said “hey baby” and you were like “so I think we should lowk end things cuz why u calling me bby…kinda weird dawg…”

-UR JUST SO AWKWARDDDD ITS EMBARRASSING (I’ll write ur character development soon dw)

-anyways so you go to a party and you see heeseung who is notorious for being the craziest charmer ever like he could see an acorn on the ground and seduce it

-he strikes up conversation with you to see what the fuss is all about, he saw a person once talk about how ur so hot w a cold heart but he immediately realized you’re just awkward skssksksks

-he realizes he literally fell in love with you the second he tried to flirt and you were just …? while laughing awkwardly

-so after a month of you flitting around his charming gestures, looking down shyly or avoiding eye contact when he tries to rizz u up, he gets the courage to just straight up ask, “do you like me?”

-and when you explain that u don’t rlly know and u don’t really get into relationships he’s like OKKK LETS TRY THEN!! because he’s so madly in lov w you cuz ur so cute to him

-ok so boom dating!

-he purposely pushes your buttons to see just how much you can squirm, watching you stammer when he has you pressed against a wall gives him a power trip he didn’t think anyone could be this adorable

-and also u as a person…he’s so in love (dreamily)

-no one understands your relationship like, “how does y/n survive heeseung they can’t even say the word baby without cringing”

-ur not innocent or anything ur just new to affection and stuff so it freaks u out a little!!

-he always asks about boundaries before hand or makes sure you’re comfortable when you two are hanging out. the first time you two were cuddling he would ask every now and then if you were alright

-“you just make me nervous, hee” “don’t be nervous baby, it’s just me.”

-you didn’t realize how nice it felt to be loved within your comfort zone, and how nice it was to have someone hold your hand when it was pushed a little

-he’s gonna tease u tho sorry “loser virgin s/o and popular fboi boyfriend what wattpad story are we coming from”

-defends you to death if anyone criticizes the way you two date, he’s happy with you and if anyone tries to say otherwise he’s all up for arguing with them in a parking lot (￣▽￣)

-he loves you so so much and he dgaf about how slow he has to take it!!

-he takes you on lots of different dates to see what you like and what you don’t like, slowly initiates PDA to see if you’re okay w it or what freaks you out, he’s okay w taking the lead

-got him proud when you explain yourself tho, it means he’s doing a good job as your boyfriend if you’re comfortable explaining your boundaries and understanding them!! (in the least patronizing way possible)

-one time you two were making out and you put your hands on his chest, looking up at him and shaking your head, “I don’t think I want to continue yet.”

-and like a good boyfriend he is he reassured you he dgaf and that you two can just cuddle on the couch for the rest of the night or he could sit five feet away from you and not speak!!! whatever you say he listens bae

-never pushes you for affection, it pisses him off when people say the relationship is one sided, he doesn’t get insecure about whether or not you love him dw

-you say “I love you” every now and again later in your relationship to reassure him just in case tho, which is always super special to him and makes him fly over the moon *bawls eyes out*

-I did not mean for this to be this long ok anyways he’s yours and he knows it and your his and he knows that too <3

[kiokos]

A SOCCER PLAYER’S DREAM

Sypnosis: F/N L/N, isagi's childhood best friend, recently started football. Turns out, they were a prodigy nobody could have seen coming. But it looks like someone's little brother caught their eye.

Genre: Enemies/rivals to lovers, crack, lowk angsty if you squint, cringe sometimes, romance

Warnings: kainess mention, Kaiser is a warning himself😭, a lot of swearing in the beginning, ooc rin tbh, writing part is rlly short, not proofread

This will be the last a soccer player’s dream chapter, I genuinely hope yall enjoyed it<33

Taglist: @kaikaidenkai @ihe4rtme @x3nafix

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‘Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.’ You thought as the number showed up on the screen. You scored 2 goals. 2 goals against kaiser. This was actually happening. This isn’t a dream, this was reality. You were about to be a member of blue lock. Your whole entire career - no, your whole entire future has just been decided.

You were lost in thought, worries creeping up. ‘Am I even qualified to be here?’ ‘Wasn’t that just a lucky goal?’ ‘Kaiser probably went easy on me..’ ‘i’m gonna become a professional soccer player.’ And millions of other thoughts flooded your mind before you felt a sudden weight shift and you hit the ground.

‘Ah.. it’s just isagi.’

He was shaking you while yelling “YOU DID IT! OH MY GOD, YOU WON AGAINST THAT RAT!” You snickered at the nickname he gave kaiser because honestly you agreed with him. Who the fuck did his hair??

Kaiser rolled his eyes, obviously pissed he lost to a “newbie”. He paused, and mumbled a “not bad for an amateur. But sheiße(shit), I can’t believe I lost to rin’s lapdog.” You were about to say something back, but someone beat you to it(for once in your life lol.)

“She’s not my fucking lapdog, unlike you and your little ness.” He shooted back as he helped you up and away from isagi (who he was glaring at the whole game.) “you should learn to shut the fuck up, you half-assed fake emperor.” He paused before saying, “and don’t call her a lapdog, since you’re really just insulting yourself. After all, who would loose to a mere lapdog, am I right?” You snickered while kaiser simply shot a glare at rin and left the room. Probably to angrily make out with ness, you thought.

Rin paused as he looked back at you, ears slightly red. SLIGHTLY. He sighed, looking at you as he said, “I’ll get you settled into the room. I’m so sorry for what’s about to go down. We sleep in the same dorm as the rest of the blue lock and PXG players excluding loki, so…” he looked tired of them just by mentioning them, while you were just confused and surprised. What could be so bas that the glorious rin itoshi would be apologizing? It can’t be THAT bad, can it..?

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Yup. You now completely understood why he was telling you he was sorry, because this was fucking hell. Shidou was having a pillow fight with charles, karasu and zantetsu were arguing over something dumb, tokimitsu was trying to not go into panic mode, and nanase was trying to get everyone to shut up because you just got here… what a pleasure.

“Oh… uhm….” If this was a “we listen and we don’t judge” thing, you would listen and TELL the judge because what the FUCK was going on right now… you were about to settle into your little corner until fucking shidou decided it was a good idea to jump on you (you didn’t mind, but that isn’t the point.) “TWINNN YOU’RE FINALLY HERE! KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BEAT THAT GERMAN LOOSER!” He yelled while spinning you around and holding you like that one scene in the lion movie(In which I lowkey forgot the name of…)

“Put her down, shidou.” A harsh voice was heard from behind shidou, and all he did was scoff and pull you in closer. “Bet you’re just jealous, rinrin!” “Jealous of what exactly? You and your poor excuse of an ego? No thanks, i’ll pass.” Shidou seemed pissed off but simply ignored rin and turned his attention back to you, in which you said: “Well… hello to you too, shidou…?” “Call me ryusei!” “Right, right- hello to you too, ryusei.” “Damn, that turned me on!” “WHAT?” “I MEAN WE’RE GONNA GET ALONG😅😅😅”

Andd that pretty much sums up your whole entire conversation with shidou before nanase, zantetsu, karasu and the others actually quieted down to introduce themselves and to hear you introduce yourself. It was pretty calm for the most part, ignoring how they were having a war when you first stepped into the room…

As everyone left the room because they had shit to get done, you and rin were left alone. You paused, an awkward silence settling in before you mumbled a “so, uhm… wanna practice?” He looked at you, hesitant for a few seconds or so before nodding and holding your hand before stepping out of the room to go practice.

As you guys were practicing, you noticed how unusually quiet he was. ‘Whats up with him…?’ You thought, before scoring another goal against him (it was 2-4. He scored 4 goals against you.) you took a breath and decided it was about time to ask him. “Hey, what’s up with you? You’re more quiet than usual.” “I think I like you.” “WHAT?!” “What?” “RIN???” “Who’s rin?”

You stood there like an NPC in a game, your mouth hung open with his whole entire body facing the wall (opposite to you), and you could barely even get a word in before he said “Forget what I said. Don’t feel like you’re entitled to like me back.” You pauses as you looked at him and sighed, eyes softening slightly. No more of your usual goofy personality, this was you- the quiet you, atleast. “I think I like you too.” “What.” “What.” “Y/n WHAT.” “WHO’S Y/N? THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER Y/N’S IN THE WORLD, SURELY YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT ONE OF THEM!” You noticed how he paused for just a second before saying “yeah, there are a lot of other y/n’s in the world, but none of them are you.”

And that made your heart absolutely melt - well, putting aside everything else about him that made your heart explode. He’s so fucking sweet, you just wanna bite his cheeks.(cuteness aggression is a real thing chat💔💔) he put his hand on the back of his neck, rubbing it slightly. “Not to mention that none of them are a soccer prodigy… and none of them are as stupidly funny and hilariously dumb as you.” He paused, hesitating before saying something completely out of character for someone like rin. “And none of them can make me feel the kind of way you do.”

He looked at you with this somewhat scared or nervous look in his eye. He never expected someone like you to like someone like… him. You paused, unsure of what to say. The tension was high, and you hesitated before walking a little too close to rin. His breath hitched, feeling you getting closer and closer. Before he knew it, he was leaning in, and so were you. Neither of you knew what to say, but you still knew what to do. His hands found your waist, as if it felt like something natural.

He leaned in closer before stopping right as he was about to kiss you, looking into your eyes for a few seconds: as if asking for approval. you leaned it slightly closer, and that was the only consent he needed before crashing his lips onto yours. You two stayed like this for a few seconds before he pulled away and muttered ‘we should probably get going before the others think we’re doing something weird.’

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As he left to go to the bathroom - you pulled your phone out.

[hrrtshape]

Hey, I am sorry but I really need your help.

I wanna manifest my life to change completely, I cant go on like this.

(lowk tw?? idk not sure, and defenetly tw for bad english I AM SORRY)

I am severely depressed and found out abt shifting in 2020 (regret reading all that missinfo fr). I recently got into the void state because I got desperate. I never shifted or got into the void aware, and lucid dreaming seems hard to me, because as soon as I see I am lucid, I wake up. Now, I heard that the void is very much real, and manifestations happen instantly there. I have been trying for like 3 weeks now and time closes. I NEED to get there tonight or the few weeks. I cant do this anymore, not in this universe. Not like this. I hate it here. Anyway, I am getting off track; sorry. I tried everything: the distraction (failproof) method. But i got so distracted I fell asleep. I tried lying still; but my body was asleep and I was still here. not in the void. I tried ignoring the 3d; fell asleep. Tried like truly acting as if the 4d is my 3d; failed. I know time is not real, yet it is running out for me. Everything goes down hill in my life atm. Its as if I am cursed. My mental illnesses dont make it any better, and dont rlly help me believe in the void/shifting. but I know its real; its my only chance after all lol. Also I heard you dont gotta believe in these things but can still shift/get into the void. So, how to 100% get into the void, tonight? please, I need it really. I'd do whatever it takes.

Love, anon that is abt to crash out and go on a rampage /hj

MWAH MWAH MWAHHH

i know you feel like you’re running out of time, but you’re not. i promise you, you’re not.

i hear you. i really do !!! and i need you to know that shifting, the void, all of it....it’s not your only way out. it might feel like the one golden ticket, but you have options. you have so much more life to live, so many more chances to turn things around, in ways you probably can’t even see yet.

but right now, it sounds like you’re in full fight-or-flight. you’re trying to break out of this reality with sheer desperation alone. and that’s the thing. desperation doesn’t work. not because you’re doing anything wrong, but because it keeps you in a state of lack. if you’re clenching onto the void like a life raft, your mind will keep reinforcing the idea that you need to be saved. and that’s not true.

so here’s what i want you to do. detach, just for tonight. not forever. not even for a full day. just a few hours. let go of the pressure. let go of the “i need to shift tonight.” instead, what if it’s already happening? what if the void is creeping in right now, soft and inevitable, and you just have to let it?

get comfy. put on music. romanticise this moment. even if it’s messy, even if you feel like a wreck. treat tonight like an experiment, not a test you’re going to fail. tell yourself: i’ve already won. i just don’t know it yet.

and please, please, don’t isolate yourself in this !!!!!! shifting is real, yes. but so are you. and you deserve to feel okay in every reality, not just the ones you’re trying to get to. i’m so, so glad you reached out. you’re not alone, okay???? you never were. <3

[verysanebsdfan]

HIYAA!!! I was wondering if you could do the main 3 from HxH with a fem S/O who's similar to Mitsuri Kanroji form demon slayer? Like she has the same personality, strength, eating habits and motivation. I completely understand if you don't wanna do this!! But I'd greatly appreciate it :DD

Hello !! I am very pleased to see this cute request !!

I'll only do Killua though, sorry bout that but i barely knew how to write him.... ;P

Also i apologize it took so long (REALLY LONG) but i got multiple requests around the same time, and it idk, overwhelmed me? It felt like a chore more than a hobby, so i took a break :3 (im just rlly lazy) well...the break was really long i apologize !! I believe that what i wrote is really disappointing, sorry bout that but i really dunno!!

I LOVE MITSURI SM OMG !!

MASTERLIST!!

anyway i started writing this in september and today is 1st december so....yeahhh...

𝔎𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔲𝔞 ℨ𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔶𝔠𝔨 𝔵 𝔪𝔦𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔦!𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯

୨ৎ Killua would be quite inteigued by your eating habits, i mean, you eat so much!! How can you even afford it as a quite normal person

୨ৎ Would definitely tease you about it idfk

୨ৎ When you got further into the Hunter Exam, and you were able to show off your strenght, he sorta fell in love... i mean, a pretty girl, his friend (hopefully) so strong and pretty? yeah no way thats real cause?!

୨ৎ Some time later -

my mind lowk lagged idk what to write aaaaa

୨ৎ He would definitely adore you and buy you foodie

୨ৎ I firmly believe he would be the jealous type, but not in a bad way iykwim...Like you talk with someone? sure, but they look at you inappropriately? nuh uh good luck to that person

୨ৎ I believe he would definitely fullfill what you became a hunter for :3

[unstableverse-headcanons]

I finished watching Parrot's UU vid a few days ago and. I feel like there was both too much and not enough information at the same time.

To start off, director! ParrotX2 headcanon my beloved <333. I want ls s4 Parrot and Evilfies to be the director together so bad even though the director constantly refers to themselves as a single person but I'd settle for ls s4 Parrot or cc! Parrot being the director. Like. There were so many things in that episode. I can NOT get over the fact that Cube is canonically the first LifeSteal SMP member to die (afaik) and his death was used as a way to show to Parrot that the director views players as expendable. I have. So many thoughts aaaaaaa. His death felt. So anticlimactic??? And ik that's not the right word but sorry English isn't my first language lol anyways his death felt so??? How do I put this. It felt so SUDDEN. One second he was there and the next he was. Not. I think it's a weird mix of glitch stuff and admin stuff which could also explain why Parrot and Spoke seem to be like, the closest to the director? Idk I haven't watched much of Wemmbu's videos but Parrot is getting CONSTANTLY hunted down by the director like bro does NOT like Parrot Ex Two and then with Spoke it's like. Spoke has that connection to Rose and her brother and dad iirc? Like there's a link between Spoke and them and the wither I just can't put it into words hhhh. But anyways yeah cc! Parrot being the director makes so much sense cause like, both him and uu! Parrot seem to know... a lot of things??? Like the part with the dandelion at the end of the video. You can view the director as omnipotent or omniobservant (something I read in a hc about the director actually being an ai meant to protect the server from hacking and exploits. Rlly cool hc if you ask me might yap about it sometime just to spread propaganda lol) but really it can all just as easily be chalked up to cc! Parrot WRITING the dandelion part in the script. Since he knows what happens. Because he's the one who prompted Jumper to give Cube the flower. You feel me???

Another thing about a version of Parrot being the director is uu! Parrot's spidey sense/the constant gut feeling he has. This could work with whoever the director is ngl but I want it to be cc Parrot so. Yeah. Anyways the reason Parrot keeps getting a gut feeling and also his plot armor (the fights he's survived.......) is because he's linked to cc Parrot and Parrot prewrites everything hence Parrot always knows what to do. Atp the director isn't even trying to kill him, he'd just wanted Wifies dead (for some reason). Like, with ItsRealMe, it probably wasn't as prominent, but you're telling me THE best Minecraft pvper couldn't kill this guy and it wasn't because the director never actually wanted him to die? Then it becomes much more prominent with Cube as the director becomes more and more involved in Parrot's storyline - aka the gut feeling with the tipped arrows and standing still in the room and not taking any of the passageways. They both seem like plot armor, the first one perhaps much more than the second one cause these guys really stared at him pretend to break 2 pieces of wood, some cobwebs, and go "checks out idk" like?? The second one felt ngl kinda obvious to me because like. Why was Cube standing in the middle of the room if it was all going to explode unless Parrot assumed he had a stasis chamber that teleported him out as soon as he took damage which would. Lowk be a wild assumption. AND then the thing with 4c where it was revealed the room wasn't actually rigged with tnt?? It felt very silly but also for like a solid minute it was one of those semi-crazy feats.

ANOTHER THOUGHT I JUST GOT the reason that Cube set up all that bs was entirely for the plot. Like that was it. Maybe even to get Derapchu and Parrot a bit closer (“then see yourself differently first” scene my beloved it shot me like 37 times) but I'm not entirely sold on that one. Like while Wemmbu and Spoke are off doing their own thing Parrot seems to be wrapped in the director's plot web.

Ik it's a stretch but it'd also explain Spoke being upset with Parrot for "taking something from him" and Parrot being mildly aware of it before they both discard the early season interactions like it's nothing? Like. The only thing we're AWARE Spoke lost in the early S1 was like, probably Jamato, and maybe he was salty with Parrot about it because cc Parrot wrote him out for whatever reason?? Idk I haven't heard anything about Jamato this feels like torture.

Back to Cube's death. The fact that the director told Parrot that he didn't kill off Cube because he "failed to kill Parrot" but because he "outlived his usefulness", implying that both ItsRealMe and Cube had been used as plot devices for Parrot's story. Idk if ItsRealMe suffered the same fate off-screen or if he was simply used as a side character (yknow how often times writers will create a character to push the protagonists journey forward?). Cube's death had a lot of impact and I hope they go more into it in the next episode because like. I still can't get over the fact that he's the first LifeSteal SMP member that's died, the second person connected to Parrot to be killed off by the director, and also the second person to be sent to push his story forward? Like maybe I'm yapping about it too much but LifeSteal SMP in UU holds a special place in my heart like holy fuck I really thought they were safe but apparently NO. Also the director telling Parrot they'd meet because the director doesn't write stories where he loses but also Parrot has not once lost (not technically, atleast. Maybe it's a stretch but every time he came close to losing there was some twist, turn, 360, SOMETHING that stopped him from falling, presumably something written by the director to keep his own character afloat). The letter can easily be interpreted as the director telling Parrot they'll meet and Parrot will lose because the director doesn't lose but also. It could be interpreted as both Parrot and the director having SOME sort of connection linking them together enough for Parrot losing to be the same as the director losing. “We'll see each other soon because I don't write stories where I lose” implying Parrot is going to go through every obstacle the director throws at him and come out victorious at the end. Does that make sense?? Idk.

One last thing about the director because I've been yapping for the past 15 minutes in my notes app and I need to go to bed: The concept of the director is. So genius. Idk if I've mentioned this before (probably have ngl) but it covers SO many things writers do and explains it in a way that conviniences the plot. Like it is literally a story about a story written by some unknown guy. Idk how to explain it but like it makes. So much sense???

CUBE'S DEATH ALSO IMPLIES THAT THE REASON WIFIES GOT KILLED WAS BECAUSE HE'D SERVED HIS PURPOSE IN THE STORY. He was meant to keep Parrot safe, to keep him grounded, and to push his story forward, but now that the Invis mafia got beaten, there was no reason for Wifies to continue living, because as a character, he was far too allowing of Parrot's behavior. Now, after the Invis mafia arc, it's time for Parrot to learn and to grow ig?

(this came out to be 1300+ words in my notes app oopsies 😞)

- 🌺 Anon

THANK YOU ANON im a big "CC!Parrot is the director" truther myself, but since I finished the episode I had so many thoughts and had so much trouble connecting the dots BUT YOU DID IT it makes so much sense THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! 🙏

[sexybluealienporn]

this is also super half assed mb

mouthwashing headcanons of ur fav character :3

Mouthwashing Headcanons

word count: 530 warnings: jimmy (per usual), mentions of drug use author's note: i dont really have a fav so i just did all of the characters, also so so sorry this took ages, i've been in a writing slump :( this is a lot shorter than i wanted it to be but i hope ya'll like it

Curly

I like to think that this mfer HATES tea like he only drinks coffee, and in a very specific way too. He prefers his coffee with three spoonfuls of sugar, a splash of milk, and liquid hazelnut creamer, you can't change my mind on this.

100% listens to The Smiths, his favourite song is Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

He likes to get high every once in a while. Curly can't handle stress well, so a blunt every now and then really helps take the load off.

He's the type of guy to not have favourites, save a few things. Favourite colour? "I don't know, I like them all." Favourite book? "I'm not sure. I don't really have one." Favourite song? "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by The Smiths."

Jimmy

He definitely likes Nirvana and Radiohead. I also like to think he got Curly into The Smiths. Favourite songs from each band includes Heart-Shaped Box, Black Star, and I Know It's Over.

Jimmy, for some reason, hates it when people tell him about their dreams. He really couldn't care less about some "weird spiritual shit."

Habitual stoner, also introduced Curly to weed. This man is just an overall bad influence on Curly.

Jimmy knows the schedule of every crew member. It isn't because he cares, it's because knowing gives him a sense of control and security. He doesn't like not being in the know.

Daisuke

Barely billingual. He's a 2nd gen immigrant and he only knows English and a sprinkle of Japanese, it's a bit embarassing to him.

Daisuke 100% has imposter syndrome. He isn't used to things going right for him, it feels wrong and uncomfortable.

Bro is oblivious to any romantic advances thrown his way, even if it's the most obvious flirting you've ever seen in your life. He thinks it's all just friendly banter.

Physically can't sit properly. He always has to be leaning back, or have his leg tucked under his other leg, or just some weird pose. He also fidgets quite a bit.

Swansea

Lowkey can't spell "resturaunt." He won't ever admit it though. "I'm not wearing my glasses, that's why." and he doesn't even wear glasses.

He absolutely hates it when people are late to functions or don't follow given instructions correctly. He's very quick to get irritated.

Had to unlearn a bunch of behaviours once he had kids. It was a struggle, but he knew it he had to be better for his kids.

He's a big fan of Tennessee Whiskey by Chris Stapleton. It is legitimately the only country song he even remotely enjoys. Besides that, he mostly sticks to 70s-80s pop.

Anya

Anya's favourite brand of chips is Funyuns. She can go through an entire bag in one sitting, preferably while watching some shitty soap opera.

She likes to crochet every once in a while as a way to destress, sometimes crocheting her own clothes or blankets.

Had a minor goth phase in highschool. She mostly did toned down tradgoth makeup and wore all black outfits. She was goth on a budget.

Anya actually likes a lot of gacha app games, often spending some money here and there

[quinn-ro]

SLIDES INTO YOUR ASK BOX AND TRIPS LANDING FACE FIRST

Okay hiiiii Im here with my hcs! Honestly I didnt expect for my interpretation of him to be different from yours, so Ill like say my own interpretation of his character

Honestly? I thought that his parents were completely absent/somewhere far away. I also hc that maybe another relative took him in and that person is basically the person that raised him. Honestly maybe it's because from my memory but the house looks like its for one person and not multiple

Actually I thought that he was a missing persons case way before everything else that happened, since hes aware of it

Also I do think he's mourning for the relative that took him in bcs of the two bowls of cereal. As a cereal eater bro its so easy to just pour cereal back in the same bowl DUDE

I also hc that he had shut himself in before deciding to go into starr park, finding the skate park and the rest is history! And also in the video

Small side note: I interpret the relative that took him in to be a brother way older than him, and he's the one that taught him the tinkering skills. Might call him Allen bcs of 'Allen wrench' like how Ollie is named after the skating trick (Idk why exactly so shrug)

Alright that part of my interpreted backstory is done lets go to the fun stuff

I actually hc that he has skills in composing, tinkering, and sewing! Just normal household stuff and maybe he uses his tinkering to pay the bills

Actually no this is a funny one - hes a theater kid. No way one of his lines is an annie reference and hes NOT.

His top 2 favorites are annie and hamilton! You can also add a favorite character to be Mischa from Ride The Cyclone. Don't show him the song Talia though he cried a waterfall the first time and will again.

I also interpret his Pharoah Ollie skin to be an acting gig he impulsively took up. Finx asked if he was a theater kid after that LMAO he made him watch RTC

Okay we all know he has ADHD that's like obvious. Though the type of ADHD I'd write him with is the hyperactive one! I also write him with Maladaptive Daydreaming

Man Im so trying to remember stuff im sorry wait wait

OH RIGHT! He does not like halloween at all! He gets spooked easily LMAO he stays in at that time and maybe gives out candy if theres other kids trick of treating around his house. Or eat it. Maybe he just eats a pack of candy.

His closest friends are Spike and Edgar! I hc that bcs of the amount of scenes they appear in

I imagine Ollie and Edgar's friendship to be like brothers, but dont mention that to the little guy. They also talk a lot in the gift shop since Ollie goes there a lot to see if theres new tapes and edgar works there

And also the reason why he stirs trouble isnt exactly because he intended to or that he meant something bad out of it, he's silly like that

PLEASE GOD I KNOW I GOT MORE GOD PLEASE

I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE ILL ADD LATER

i love love love hearing more interpretations of ollie’s character ill eat that shit up like two bowls of cereal

(also oooh damn the hc of him making two bc of his relative is so good)

other stuff i wanna add:

- Lowk new york/metro area apartments rlly can just be small like that lol. Also the video mostly just shows his room and a bit of his kitchen, so it might be bigger, but even then its not that uncommon for a family of 2 or 3 in a city to live in a tiny appartment

- At the end of the day even tho i think the missing person carton shot is just one of those things thats just there to add some cool urban visuals to a hip hop mv, him going missing before the park AND him knowing abt that happening is a pretty damn cool idea

- Allen Wrench is such a good skater pun name lmao

- Ollie theater kid HELL YEAH (hes definitely a hamilton kid whose memorized all the lyrics. also hed absolutely slay all the rapping parts like lafayette’s in Guns and Ships)

- On that note him making an Annie reference also could point more to him being an orphan (or at least w/o his parents right now like u said) even with his “call mom” sticky note on his computer (foster mom maybe?)

- Ollie would def get on Edgar’s nerves at first lmao. but i think he’d definitely grow on him and they would get super close. Spike too!! (tho tbh i dunno how to interpret his personality lol. i guess he can just be a silly guy like ollie)

[archangeldyke-all]

guys…what are the chances my friends hate me..i’ve been sober from weed for like a month, and i’ve been rlly stressed, so my ass smoked a blunt yesterday and they found out and yelled at me..

lowk think i might kms :D that hurted real bad!!! :3

ughhhhhh that sucks so fucking much i'm so sorry baby. big hug for you.

FIRST of all, i'm so proud of you that you managed to stay sober for a month!! that's incredible, i hope you feel accomplished!

it always feels fucking awful when the people you go to for support get upset at you-- it's one thing for them to lovingly remind you of your goals, a complete other thing for them to yell at you. i'm so sorry :( i wish i could give you a big hug <333

(and this next paragraph is just gonna be pro-weed propaganda, so please don't read if you're not into that lol) i am such a strong supporter of harm reduction as opposed to drug criminalization/ demonization and i personally think that if you've had a hard MONTH and you need to smoke a blunt to keep from going fucking crazy?? then baby, go smoke that blunt!! people do all kinds of drugs for so many reasons that are never considered-- physical health management, recreation, MENTAL HEALTH management, emotional regulation, the list goes on and on-- and out of all those drugs... (and i'm gonna sound like a total stoner here but whatever) WEED is the least harmful for your body and mind in the long run. so please don't be too hard on yourself.

i love u so much babe sending you love rn <33333

[tqftimpost-canon]

Since day one, making pc!cup was never about "purifying", but more like acknowledging that bad shit happened and try and find a reason (whether understandable or not) for it in my own free time. Like yeah she was and still is lowk evil, no need to sugarcoat that, and there's also some things that aren't as obnoxious about her. All of my art is made with the "this mf is not a good person akshually" in mind and it kinda makes it funnier, sorry. And no, don't give me that bullshit "oh so trans people are evil then" keep your pancakes and waffles discourse on twitter please. Bozo was evil way before achieving her true form, don't fuck with me rn💀💀

And while rouge's writing is nonsensical at best, the point of post canon has always been to take a piece of shit work of fiction and try to actually work with it.

Though unfortunately i only shitpost on here and draw women wlwing, in another universe my ass is hard at work trying to find an explanation for tqftim's nonsense. If i did allat here i would not have a life sowwy💪

Also Inky Mystery already exists. Nobody has to reinvent the wheel.

Unless ur rlly passionate about it :3

[hannyoontify]

ohh i will def try to check out culinary wars soon, it looks interesting. and i really loved love next door so much. it was so realistic and they portrayed everything so well! i enjoyed it alot.

hmm any wholesome healing kdrama recs? or good thriller ones?

YESS PLS IT'S SO GOOD lmk your thoughts on them if you ever watch!!

PLSS i love the childhood best friends to lovers trope soooo bad i've been convinced to watch it so i need to make some time to sit down and watch it 😭

i'm not sure which kdramas you've watched already buttt

healing:

hometown cha cha cha & summer strike (they both have that countryside/small town cozy vibes)

hospital playlist (four college friends who work in the same hospital and play music together in their spare time)

our beloved summer (lowk slow burn if you're into that but the pace picks up a bit as you go along)

hi bye mama? (i cried a lot tho so idk about healing.. but i think the crying itself was the healing part for me LMAO

one spring night (this is currently on my tbw list but i've heard sooo many good things about it)

there's a korean movie called little forest and it's literally one of my all time fav korean movies of all fricking time. it's not on netflix so i had to watch it on uhh a second hand website BUT SO WORTH I HIGHLY RECOMMEND

thriller:

flower of evil!!!! HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMEND IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET not much of a romance but def a thriller and suspense kdrama with crime n stuff

miss day and night! again, deals w crime n stuff and it's also rlly funny. i'd say it's a good balance between comedy/romance and thriller

little women!! I JS WATCHED THESE RECENTLY AND I LOVEEEEE it involves money and politics and mystery SOSO FUN

the handmaiden - this is..... 18+.. BUT THE PLOT IS SOOO GOOD the acting is rlly good and the characters r written really well imo (it's also wlw..) but definitely read up on the trigger warnings before you watch this

happiness - zombie apocalypse after the pandemic... + mother han hyo joo need i say more

moving! I LOVED THIS KDRAMA i literally don't know what else to say

yikes this got a lot longer than i expected.. sorry 😭

[chososcamgirl]

HIHIHI SIGMA ALPHA IYA‼️🤗 SOOO ERMM SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING FOR TWO DAYS… I HAVE A LOT OF TESTS THIS WEEK SO I GOT RLLY BUSY 😢😢 I HOPE YR HAVING A VERY SIGMA DAY 🔥🔥 IM GONNA TRY AND MAKE THIS CHECKUP RLLY FIRE TO MAKE UP FOR THE PAST TWO DAYSS

ITS OKAY POOPIE I COULD NEVER BE MAD AT U 🤗💗‼️ WERE BOTH IN THIS TG.. we are A PACK… I HOPE YOUVE BEEN TAKING GOOD BREAKS THO‼️ BEING BUSY IS SO DRAINING SO MAKE SURE TO GET LOADS OF REST TOOO 🐺🙏💪

OKOK SOOO I GOT MY TEST RESULT BACK AND I ACTUALLY KINDA COOKED⁉️⁉️ I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT FAIL 😭😭 GLAD THO CUS THAT MEANS MY GRADES ARE STILL UP 🆙🔥💪 IM TRYING TO WORK ON A SLEEP SCHED BUT ITS SO HARDD 😢 BUT I HOPE YOUVE GOTTEN MORE SLEEP + STOPPED ACHING

ORNENRNDNF I HAVE PLANS TO DRIVE TO THE MALL WITH SOME FRIENDS AND IM SO EXCITED SINCE ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I WENT TO A MALL (had to restrict myself because of my HORRIBLE spending habits.. 😪😪) IM SO HAPPY WHBEBENEJEEN 💪🐺‼️🔥🤗🤗

ITS ALMOSY SJAP WEEKEND… IM SO PUMPED… KINDA SCARED THESE CHAPTERS R GONNA CRUSH ME… IYA IF WE HOOKED UP WITH SUKUNA.. 😡 HE ENEBSBENEBDB WERE GETTING INNNN THE PLOTTT IM SO EXCITEDD FOR THIS SJAP WEEKENDSDD 💪🤗🔥

THESE PAST TWO DAYS WERE NOT SKIBIDI IM LIKE BARLEY MAKING IT THRU BUT HOPEFULLY TMRW WILL BE SIGMA SINCE I HAVE PLANS WITH FRIENDS‼️🤗 I ACIDENTALLY FELL ASLEEP IN A CLASS AND MY TEACHER TOLD MY MOM WHICH RESULTED ME GETRING MY GYATT BEATEN 😢😢 I NEED TO MAKE SURE IM LOCKED IN FOR REAL REAL NOW CUS MY TEACHER IS OUT HERE TO GETTTTTT MY ASSSSS 😖😖😣😫😔😰 AND ALSO I THINK I HABE AN INGROWN TOENAIL OR SMTHING CUS LIKE IT LOWK HURT ASF BUT IT DONT LOOK LIKE IT.. MY FRIENDS WERE POINTING OUT HOW I WAS WALKING WEIRD AND JTS CUS IT HURTS LIKE HELL EVERY STEP 💔💔😩😩 SEND TIPS FOR HOW TO TREAT JT CHAT‼️🔥 I SWEARRR ITS GONNA BE THE DEATH OF MEEE 😢😢

+ ITS TECHINCALLY OCT.4 HERE (2AM) BUTTT ITS CLOSE ENOUGH TO OCT.3RD AND GUESS WHAG DAY IT WAS…. NATIONAL BF DAY (I found out thru all the stories my friends/mutuals were posting 💔) so happy national bfs day toge 😍🥰😘 PLEASE I NEED HIM SO BADDDD

M-m-mahiTOE…? *I utter in disbelief* n-no… this can’t be… iya…. How could you do this to me…. Why….?? *runs away sonbing* 😔😔 not very sigma… (OK TBHHHH.. UNDERSTANDABLE BUT I FUCKING HAtE THAT HO 😡😡😡 I’ll make an exception for you tho iya 🥰🥰😘😘💗💗

OK IK U LIVE WITH THE KANGAROOS BUT HAVE U SEEN THE ELECTION STICKER THIS YESR??? LMAO I LOVE IT SO MUCH CUS WHY IS IT LITERALLY A PIC OF MY FACE??? IF U HAVENT SEEN IT HERE https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/05/style/michigan-i-voted-sticker-werewolf.html THATS THE LINK TO AN ARTICLE ABT IT BUT JUST LOOK AT THE PICTURE I DONT LIVE IN MICHIGAN BUT I WISH I DID SO I COULD GET THE STICKER 💔

ATOD ANSWERRRR… lowk……. Lighting McQueen 🤗🤤 OR THE BLUE MNM… THEY COULD GET ITTT 😍🤤

OKOKOK QOTD UHH A RANDOM HOT TAKE U HAVE SRY THIS ONES BORING IM TIRED ASF AND HAVE MY LAST EXAM TOMORROW ‼️‼️🔥 WISH ME LUCK + GN (morning for u. 😘)

LOVE U LOTS SIGMA 🤗‼️🐺🙏

-🐺

HI ALPHA!!! 🐺

this is the ask from friday or thursday i believe… but i saw ur other one SO DW IM ANSWERING BOTH😈 ITS OKAY!! don’t feel pressured to send one in every day bc i know it can be a lot but just know ur asks are always appreciated and ily <3

YES i’ve been working for the last 4 days opening and closing basically and it’s so customer orientated like ARGHHSH my body is just exhausted BUT I HOPE UR DOING WELL TOO!! the pack must stick together🙂‍↕️‼️

YESSS I KNEW U ATE… the power of the pack manifested together to make you cook🔥🔥 also omg me and u both have horrible spending habits… i leave my room and i drop $300 on random shit but even if i stay in my room i just go online shopping which is SO BAD like ive spent $5000 in the last two months…. oops!

YAY FOR SJAP WEEKEND!!! NAUR ur teacher is a OPP fr like hello there was no need to tell ur mum😒😒 also THE INGROWN RAIL HELP i hope it heals soon i’ve never had one before so i don’t know the pain💔 SEND REMEDIES CHAT‼️‼️ also i hope the weekend is better for u alpha and i’ll use the power of the pack to manifest next week is better too <3 LMFAO HAPPY NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY TOGE

yes mahito… he is my guilty pleasure in a way… IDK HES JUST SO… idk i can’t explain it.. forgive me pls🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ LMFAO THE STICKER HELP😭 NO I LOVE IT I WANT IT PLS

AOTD‼️ my hot take is that lychees taste bad🙇‍♀️ IM SORRY THEYRE JUST SO GROSS😭 LMK URS ALPHA!! ILY🫵🫵