#this is literally so stupid

[time-woods]

simon but as that sad ant image, to then a very happy and joyous ant !

these are like the stages of grief to me

[hoppyart]

New Isekai Announced: My Soulmate is a Streamer? After Melting Into a Dragon My Romance Restarts!

I was just imagining Fool doing little puppet show streams and this happened

[justhereforagoodtime01]

Alright chat, TikTok is gone.

[tigers1o1]

Checking the mail (Twitter) for the third time today, hoping to receive news (an update) from my husband (JRWIshow) in the war (50hr+ video processing time). I miss him with all of my heart and hope for his return soon (please I just need episode 100, I need the blorbos). But alas, there are still no new letters, only the one left open on my counter (the poll, with the results “upload ASAP baba!”). The letter speaks of his return in a few weeks (within the next two days), but I don’t know if I can bear the wait.

[chaosinthecloset]

Does the match made in oven update look familiar to anyone else?

Because it looks early familiar to me...

[mxnd-infxction]

was just in pet supermarket and i ws getting nervous for No reason like . what if this was atlanta & i turn a corner & V was there . dude i would lose my cool fr

[vadersangel]

why do I always have to feel so anxious about any social interaction, even online? fml

[manneatcrs]

damaris is nice like the drunk girl you just met in the bar bathroom who promised to slash your ex's tires

ninshubur is nice like the teacher you accidentally called mom more than once

mixcoatl is mean like he just woke up on the wrong side of the bed and is trying to brave the day without coffee or a cigarette

ishtar is mean like she's definitely better than you and has never been told no

[ieatnomnom9823]

random b&bh hc i know i don't post about this a lot but

van dreissen owns a SHITLOAD of female seagulls because he is desperatley trying to make a music video for Lesbian Seagull

[angelicalbones]

Discovery made: if I know I am going to gorge and theres like no way to stop my brain from doing it I just need to focus on eating foods that I know will make me sick after. This is exceptionally easy bc I am very gluten intolerant and all of my favorite gorge foods are gluten based in one way or another!

this way I end up feeling like absolute dog shit with crippling reflux so I wont even *want* to eat for the next 48 hours

[tylerthegerm]

just had a really weird interaction on instagram. so there's this meme page neoliberalhell that is pretty funny. i was looking at her new post and the first slide is about that swiss guy who brutally murdered his girlfriend and put her body in a blender. and there was a quote tweet that was comparing the double standards to other cultures, like if that happened in any other culture other than swiss it would invite questions of their culture, religion, etc when that doesn't happen for white people. which i agree with obviously! but also i didn't think it should be the first slide on a meme slideshow. like the next meme was about elon musk being stupid or something. and i left a comment that said "normally love you, but maybe don't put news of a woman's brutal murder on your meme slideshow?" and it started getting a lot of likes. i went to bed and when i woke up she blocked me! like obviously just because i follow her doesn't mean we're friends lol but like that was the most milquetoast criticism. and i was right!! like come on girl

[ruushes]

no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[weevmo]

Tsk - Should have read the manual.

[sirazaroff]

Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep

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[lazylittledragon]

i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad