#this is literally how it went

[writergracethepanda]

Candace: HELP! I TOLD JEREMEY I'D COOK HIM DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!  Stacy, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

[more-profound-bond]

Eddie: "You're a badass under pressure" *pats him on the back*

Buck: "This man is now my best friend, future husband and we're gonna raise a child togheter"

[bace-jeleren]

[myrtlesandasphodels]

Aegon: *talking about Helaena* we have nothing in common Aemond: you have our parents in common

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Credit

[taintedmind6669]

[nervouswreck-96]

It really isn't a good look for Evan Stanley that she had to have another artist on her own book come on and literally teach her how to draw Sonic properly. After she's been drawing Sonic for nearly two decades.

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

[ziggythemoonman]

me (joking): hey guys, what if the fifth vault song is called slut?

friend: naah, i don't think taylor would name one of her songs like that.

------------half an hour later-------------------

me: I WAS RIGHT??!???!?

friend: YOU WERE RIGHT!????!??!

[secretly-a-trekkie]

me when yellow lighting

[writergracethepanda]

Orion: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?  Rosalind: Daffodils, why?  Orion: Rosalind: Were you going to get me flowers?  Orion: Rosalind: Orion: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

[the-king-of-lemons]

wait putting everything on hold for one second.

connor????

[myrkulitescourge]

the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

[anbaisai]

local octopus shot on sight

Bonus of said prefect:

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Lyn: I agree to murder. You agree to marriage

Troy: ...

Troy: Okay, you have yourself a very strange deal.

@otto-troy

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --