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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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she has been pickled for her crimes

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@disaster0w0

Daffy duck and bugs bunny to me

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Using any pronouns is crazy because you're theoretically impossible to misgender ... but some people will find a way to use them wrong

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‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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ZACH HADEL AND MICHAEL CUSACK!!!! DROP AN EPISODE OF PIM AND CHARLIE KISSING, AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS !!!!!!!!!

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Are you fucking kidding me right now

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the phenomenon of zionist bloggers on here fitting the 2015 steven universe, passionate shipper, AO3 supernatural/dr who/our flag means death/hamilton etc cinnamon roll millennial cringe menace needs to be given a name and i think we should call this Smol Bean Zionism

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Happy six year anniversary to the 36 second CGI announcement trailer for Elder Scrolls VI

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I’m sorry, but aren’t we collectively tired of all our clothes being made of polyester?

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FALIN FOUR AND DUNGEON MEAL??

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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

[hazeydech]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.