#this is like the most thoughts ive had in a while

[pulchraa]

obsessions

parings; stalker! simon riley x reader summary; his little crush becomes something more. warnings; stalking, language, uh idk. a/n; ive been gone a while.... i had the sudden urge to write this while rewatching the movie thirteen. such a good movie btw. with that, enjoy <3 word count; 0.65k

he watched your dwindling figure linger near the bar. simon observed how you made little faces at the pestering men around you. barely noticeable, but there. you stayed within earshot of your group but also wandered, searching?

nah, what would a cute 'n too shy birdie like you be searchin' for at a place like this? simon thought to himself.

he and his own men sat at a round booth, all cackling and shouting to one another. the hunk grew tired of it at times- all the loud noise and banter made him crave peace, quiet, tranquility.

he turned his attention to his group. once again, joining the conversation. simons eyes wandered, but never too far from his new pet.

simons eyes wander to a man, seemingly headed towards your direction. he watches as the man glances back to his friends, they snicker and cheer him on.

in simons eyes, a man like that could never have good intentions with his bird.

he watches intently as the man comes up to you and introduces himself. simon is close enough within earshot to where he can hear bits and pieces of your conversation. the man introduces himself as arthur. simon continues watching as you and the man talk.

half an hour passes and he notices that you're growing uncomfortable with the man's touch after every passing minute. your eyes glass with fear as you look around for anyone who may be watching. simon would have to be crazy to not notice.

when arthur grabbed you by the arm and tried to pull you away is when simon had seen enough.

"the fucks 'ya problem? she don' want it, mate." his deep voice rumbling through the loud and clammy air. arthur looks him up and down, trying to size him up. simons presence only makes his grip on your arm tighten, causing you to let out a small wince.

your fingers gently attempt to pry his hand off, giving simon pleading looks of help.

"you know him?" arthur's eyes bore into mine, desperate to see through me.

"no... you're hurting me." you whisper to him gently. simons gritting teeth are hidden below his mask. he grabs the man's arm.

"wha'? you think m'fuckin' joking?" after another minute of sizing up one another, arthur backs down. he puts his hands up in surrender, slowly backing up.

"you okay?" he looks me up and down with a hint of concern in his eyes. i nod before thanking him and heading home for the night.

he follows you home that night. mustering up some shit excuse to the rest of the group about how hes 'had enough to drink f' the night.'

of course simon followed you home, he just couldn't leave his pet alone. he had to make sure you were okay, and that no creepy men were following you.

you always had a weird feeling to keep checking over your shoulder. it always felt like you had another set of eyes on you. i mean, it only made sense considering you found weird muddy boot prints on your porch. they were too big to be yours, and you didn't invite anyone over. hm, odd.

he always lurked. always around making sure you were safe and out of harm's way.

you walk through the grocery isles, pushing the cart filled lightly with items. you stop in front of the bread scanning for the one that looks the most enticing.

a light hand taps your shoulder. you turn to see a familiar face- or mask. "can i help you?" you ask softly

suddenly simon freezes up, is he actually doing this? you wait, your eyebrows raising in anticipation.

"could i get your number?"

the question was unexpected to say the least. a big and burly man like him asking for your number? this was not what you expected. but you say yes, how could his bird say no?

[melanchoire]

Can I please make a request for Rei and Wonyoung decide to play a game/make a bet with each other to see who can get you into bed first. Through the week they both tease you but in the end they both end up having their ways with you. Thank you:)

cw: clit play, cunnilingus, fingering, semi exhibitionism, scissoring, spanking.

i honestly see this as casual, everyday chatter in the 04z dorm 😭 rei and wonyoung have almost the same perversion in their brains since they’re both the dominant type that looks soft and sweet but actually has their brains full of shit 🥰 sweet words of encouragement when they’re fucking you in the roughest and most depraved way possible, dirty talk when they’re taking their time or even degradation and praise in the same sentence, you never know what to expect from them!!

besties’ outing line 04z ends up being a debate where they agree on a bet that the first one to fuck you will win BUT their plans are interrupted when they remember that liz is still here 💀 poor baby is embarrassed by the shameless way her unnies are planning to fuck her other unnie… although liz may be being shy now, but if she had enough guts to speak her thoughts out loud, she would also ask to join the bet and fuck your brains out 😇

unfortunately for wonyoung but lucky for rei, she’s the one who gets to be alone with you first! due to wonyoung’s busy schedule and solo activities, she couldn’t see you every day of the week 💔 since the beginning wonyoung knew that it would be difficult to have a moment alone with you because ive was in the middle of promoting a new album that included two title songs, but when the company and her manager told her the news about her solo activities and proposals, all wonyoung wanted to do was hit her manager and leave the company

of course rei takes full advantage of wonyoung being away from you two and not around to ruin her plans! everyone knows rei’s tastes, a pretty girl who likes pretty stuff like sanrio and that style of aesthetics. so when during one of attitude stages your stylist gave you an outfit that was so beautiful and iconic that fans would be obsessed with your look for days, rei knew she had to take advantage of that

“(yn)–ah~ we should take a couple of pics together. our outfits look really cute, and most of all, they seem to match.” and she would say it by giving you bright and cheerful eyes that look like two half–moons because of the cute smile on her face 😊 but the moment her eyes look in wonyoung’s direction, a mischievous glint appears on rei’s face and her smile turns into a shit–eating one…

you thought she would take pictures of you before you performed on music core and received the win or even after the day’s promotions, but when she got into the van on the way home, she remembered that she had promised to take photos and then post them on instagram 😣 so she offers to make it up to you when you get back home, and again, you thought she would take pictures of you on the street or ask the staff to drive you to some nice place in the city for a little photo shoot, but she surprises you by taking your hand as soon as you get out of the car and practically dragging you into the apartment and the bedrooms 😳

she doesn’t say a word until she takes you inside her room and closes the door behind her, smiling at you as she tells you that her room is a perfect place that could match your outfit today, since she has cute stuffed animals or sanrio characters on her bed or some posters hanging on her walls

rei sits next to you on the bed, holding your webcam with one hand while using the other to fix your hair, telling you to get ready for the photos… or for what is to come

no one can blame you for stopping posing for the camera because rei’s lips took your full attention when she did kissy lips pose. and well, when you look up you find her eyes, smiling at you while still holding the camera in her hand

“uhm… rei?” that’s all you manage to say before your beloved member lunges at you, pinning you to the bed by climbing on top of you

making out with rei and getting all messy and sloppy because you two can’t get enough of each other 😵‍💫 lipstick running down the corners of you guys’ lips, only separating for a few small milliseconds so your lungs could grab some air because rei was taking the oxygen away from both of you

grinding your pussy against rei’s while she records everything with her webcam 😳 she assures you that she’ll only take a couple of photos because you look so pretty under her, being a mess but still looking like a princess who was once groomed like one 🥺 now in a wrinkled outfit because she didn’t bother to take your clothes off, lifting your shirt up over your chest to see your tits bounce trapped in the confines of your bra and pushing your skirt up your thighs just enough to expose your pussy to her gaze and pulling your panties to the side so her clit can rub deliciously against yours, makeup smeared with tears from mascara running down your blushing cheeks and lipstick that now rested like marks on rei’s jaw and neck and a messy hair

rei sending the group chat a photo of you: your body on the bed and under hers, thighs spread wide with juices and cum staining your inner thighs and a trail of kisses, hickeys and bites decorating your jaw, neck, collarbones and shoulders. ending with a message “i think i won.”

oh and wonyoung didn’t see the message until the next day because she was busy 💀 she grabs her phone off the table as her stylist takes care of the last details and finishing touches to her makeup and hair, but her phone almost broke in half due to the strong grip she had when your photo appeared on the screen

wonyoung stands up without saying a single word, leaving the stylist and staff confused. she was pissed as hell! rei was trying to get on her nerves, she had taken advantage of the fact that wonyoung was not benefiting in this bet because she was at a disadvantage due to her schedule and rei was practically mocking her in her own face

when you see her approaching you, you try to greet her 😊 but she suddenly grabs your wrist and continues walking, making you get up from your own chair and taking you behind her like an owner walking his dog on a leash

wonyoung drags you into a random, empty room without saying a single word, kicking the door shut behind you. she cups your face with one hand, holding your jaw in her palm and squeezing your cheeks with her long fingers

“don’t touch my hair because i don’t want you to ruin it, and much less try to ruin my makeup.” and you don't understand what she means, she drops down in front of you on your knees and starts to remove the belt from your shorts 👀

wonyoung holding one of your legs over her shoulder, your thigh resting on the side of her head as she buries her face between your legs while devouring your pussy 🥴 giving you stern looks when she notices your hands fidgeting near her head or your hips trying to move against her mouth, even stopping from time to time to give you a hard slap on the thighs or bottom followed by a “behave” and she pulls away from her pussy when you cum to watch your thighs clench as she uses her thumb to stimulate your clit to keep stimulating you

and after your orgasm, she’s still angry 😥 not even bothering to check if you’re okay after your body goes limp against the wall :(

wonyoung just fixes her hair and straightens her clothes, looking over her shoulder at you and saying that she wants you in her room tonight, and apparently she and rei made a new bet on who can fuck you better 😳

[ostensiblynone]

THE BEATLES 1962-66 / 1967-70: THESE ARE MY FIRST MUSICAL MEMORIES . . . KNOWN TO MILLIONS AS "THE RED ONE" AND "THE BLUE ONE" IF THERE'S STILL PEOPLE THERE WHO'VE NOT REALLY HEARD THAT MUCH BY THE BEATLES, THEN I'D RECOMMEND THEY GO AND BUY THESE TWO ALBUMS NOW THE RED ONE CONTAINS THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN .. "TICKET TO RIDE" PLUS COUNTLESS ALLTIME CLASSIC POP SONGS . . . SHE LOVES YOU, CAN'T BUY ME LOVE HARD DAY'S NIGHT, HELP!, PAPERBACK WRITER, YESTERDAY .. THE BLUE ONE IS QUITE SIMPLEY A COLLECTION of ROCK'N'ROLL HISTORY . . STRAWBERRY FIELDS, A DAY IN THE LIFE, I AM THE WALRUS, HEY JUDE REVOLUTION, WHILE MY GUITAR GENTLY WEEPS, COME TOGETHER, LET IT BE ETC . . .

THE JAM: SNAP! : THE JAM WERE THE FIRST BAND THAT I WAS REALLY INTO I REMEMBER SEEING THEM DO ETON RIFLES ON THE WHISTLETEST OR THE TUBE OR SOMETHING AND WELLERS SEEDING TO FUCK GIVING IT LOADS I JUST SAT THERE GOING "WOW!" ITS ANOTHER COMPILATION ALBUM FULL OF THE BEST SONGS ABOUT BIENG YOUNG IN THE 80'S I.E. . . DOWN IN THE TUBESTATION, STRANGTOWN, WHEN YOUR YOUNG, ETON RIFLES, GOING UNDERGROUND START, THATS ENTERTAINMENT . . AND SOME CLASSIC B-SIDES . . TALES FROM THE RIVERBANK, BUTTERFLY COLLECTOR, MR UFAN, ENGLISH ROSE ETC.

DAVID BOWIE: DIAMOND DOGS (SINGLE) / :HEROES (SINGLE) : MY FIRST MEMORY OF BOWIE IS OF SEEING ALL THESE 6TH FORMERS WEARING MAKE UP AND STUPID HATS AND LIPSTICK ROUND SCHOOL. I WAS CURIOUS. 'OH WERE INTO BOWIE!' I THOUGHT TO MYSELF ANYONE WHO STAYS AT SCHOOL 1 SECOND LONGER THAN THEY HAVE TO AND WEARS THEIR SISTERS EYELINER SEEMS TO BE INTO THIS GUY DAVID BOWIE . . OBVIOUSLY A CUNT, I THOUGHT, THEN ABOUT 5 YEARS LATER I HEARD HEROES AND IT ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING "WE CAN BE HEROES / JUST FOR ONE DAY" SO I DECIDED TO LOOK DEEPER .. THE OPENING LINE OF DIAMOND DOGS GOES .. "WHEN THEY PULLED YOU OUT OF THE OXYGEN TENT / YOU ASKED FOR THE LATEST PARTY" NUFF SAID! BUY CHANGES COMPILATION L.P. … SUEDE IT IS NOT!

THE WHO: ANYWAY, ANYHOW, ANYWHERE / I CAN SEE FOR MILES: WHEN YOU WATCH A. A. A. ON READY STEADY GO AND THEN IT GOES INTO THE INSTRUMENTAL PASSAGE, THEN TOWNSHEND'S DOING ALL THE SCRAPES + WINDMILLS, THEN THE CAMERAMAN STARTS PANNING IN + OUT REALLY QUICKLY IT'S LIKE .. ONE OF THE GREAT ROCKNROLL T.V. MOMENTS APPARENTLY DECCA REJECTED IT COS THEY THOUGHT THE FEEDBACK WAS A TECHNICAL FAULT! -> I CAN SEE FOR MILES IS THE BEST PIECE OF MUSIC THE WHO EVER RECORDED.

THE SMITHS: HOW SOON IS NOW? / ASLEEP: POOR JOHNNY MARRE! WRITES ONE OF THE GREAT GUITAR INTRO'S IN THE HISTORY OF ROCK'N'ROLL, BASS + DRUMS KICK IN WITH A BIG PAIR OF HAIRY BOLLOCKS .. THEN AS USUAL THE SINGER SPOILS IT BY SINGING ABOUT GOING OUT ON HIS OWN AND WANTING TO DIE. I MEAN IT DOESN'T EVEN MENTION SEX + DRUGS ID OF SACKED THE BASTARD! ASLEEP IS ONE OF THE MOST BEUTIFUL SONGS IVE EVER HEARD THE WAY IT STARTS .. THE MOOD .. THE LYRICS .. THE END .. SMITH'S COPYISTS NOTE: B-SIDE MEANS BEST SIDE!

BURT BACHERACH: THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE BEE GEES: TO LOVE SOMEBODY. "THIS GUYS IN LOVE WITH YOU" IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SONGS ABOUT SHAGGING EVER WRITTEN AND BONEHEADS FIRST SOLO SINGLE … ALLEGEDLY! "TO LOVE SOMEBODY" WAS WRITTEN FOR OTIS READING BUT HE DIDN'T LIKE IT SO THEY PUT IT OUT THEMSELVES! ITS JUST CLASSIC ENGLISH POP … AND JIMMY SOMERVILLE HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR FOR TURNING IT INTO A FUCKIN' REGGAE TUNE! (TWAT!)

NEIL YOUNG + CRAZY HORSE: WELD (LIVE L.P.) THE LIVING LEGEND + THE BEST LIVE BAND IN THE WORLD CAPTURED PERFECTLY … NO FRILLS, NO GIMMICKS, NO FLYS, NO T.V.'S JUST GREAT, LOUD CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC THE ONLY THING AMERICA EVER GAVE US BAR NIRVANA, MCDONALDS! TIM ABBOT (M.D.) + MARCUS RUSSEL (MANAGER) SAY IT'S "THE NEIL YOUNG AIR GUITAR WORK OUT ALBUM!"

THE SEX PISTOLS: NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS THE PUNK ROCK ALBUM! IT'S ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUNDING ROCK ALBUM OF ALL TIME, AND ITS FULL OF POP SONGS … WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT FRIGHTEND THE FUCKIN' LIFE OUT OF ME + MY MAM HATED IT SO I HAD TO HAVE IT! UNREADABLE STRIKETRHOUGH TEXT MCGEE WILL HATE ME FOR SAYING THIS BUT THE CLASH WERE + STILL ARE TOTAL SHITE! .. BUT HES SCOTTISH, GOT GINGER HAIR + SIGNED SHONEN KNIFE SO WHAT WOULD HE KNOW!

BECK: LOSER FIRST TIME I HEARD THIS WAS ON FUCKIN' RADIO 1 (OF ALL PLACES!) IN THE BACK OF A MINI CAB! SOON AS YOU HEAR THAT SLIDE GUITAR AND THAT LAZY GROOVE YOU JUST GO I NEED DRUGS NOW! I KEPT HEARING IT ON THE RADIO FOR AGES BEFORE I FOUND OUT WHO THE FUCK IT WAS … SO BOUGHT IT .. PUT IT ON THE STEREO AT HOME REALLY LOUD .. AND IT RIPPED MY HEAD OFF! AND THATS BEFORE I STARTED LISTENING TO THE LYRICS … TODAY IN MUSIC YOU'VE GOT BECK, VERVE, WELLER + OASIS (YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!)

STONE ROSES: SHE BANGS THE DRUMS THE HAPPY MONDAYS: TART TART THE LA'S: THERE SHE GOES THE REAL PEOPLE: EVERYDAY'S THE SAME THESE SONGS ARE THE GREATEST SONGS OF THEIR ERA, DOLE ANTHEMS, YOUNG NORTHERN POP SONGS … SHE BANGS THE DRUMS IS ONE OF THE BEST SINGLES BY A BRITISH POP GROUP EVER .. SAME GOES FOR THERE SHE GOES .. TART, TART + EVERYDAYS THE SAME ARE LYRICALLY GENIUS .. "EVERYDAYS THE SAME AND IT FEELS GOOD." THE FARM, JAMES, INSPIRAL CARPETS ARE STILL EMPLOYED … LEE MAVERS AND THE CLASH ARE NOT … ITS NOT FAIR!

also for the noel fans some music opinions of his

[nocturusvulpus]

☆ Thoughts about Shadow Milk ☆

While I'm sure most have already seen the story or played through it themselves, I'm putting this under a "Read More" just in case. Plus this is long. I'm talking about how he acts with Pure Vanilla, I like sharing my thoughts.

So, that obsession huh? What a freak.

In all seriousness though, Shadow Milk having this attachment to Pure Vanilla is so interesting. Shadow Milk wanting more than just the other half of his Soul Jam, wanting more than his full strength. Him wanting someone that understands him gives such complexities to him and also his descent in my opinion. Of course this is all me basically saying a headcanon and trying to use canon as my backing, feel free to disagree. Let’s start at the beginning shall we? Long ago 5 virtuous Cookies with 5 powerful Soul Jams were baked by the Witches to lead Cookiekind into prosperity. One of them was the Fount of Knowledge, wielder of the Soul Jam of Knowledge. According to the 4th anniversary website, Shadow Milk originally wanted to learn all there was to learn but one day found out a disturbing fact, a truth if you will, that others were eager to listen to his words than actually listening to the truth. But was that really all there was to it?

Like, we know there is more to the descent of the beasts than they let on. Using Burning Spice as the example, he says he got bored of everything but it would be more accurate to say that constantly raising civilisations only to have them fall wore away at him until it became a chore that he got bored of. So, what more could there be to this line? I’ll give my take later on.

Let’s go over Shadow Milk’s insistence that Pure Vanilla will become like him/is like him. In the “A Game of Truth and Deceit” video we have this part, which has him say that Pure Vanilla that “in the end, you will become me” (Yes I didn't capture the part where the captions say that, but this just looks cooler)

And also in Spire of Shadows, during Pure Vanilla’s Memories III Shadow Milk says “We are like two sides of the same Coin!” and in IV we have:

Also the coin thing comes back in Beacon of Truth during the chess game where Pure Vanilla flips a coin that shows his face but then Shadow Milk switches it to be his asking “Aren’t we like two peas in a pod?” and saying “Sometimes it’s hard to tell us apart!”

This man is so convinced they’re alike, or specifically Pure Vanilla is like him. Let’s analyse Pure Vanilla.

Pure Vanilla was a king, though he stepped down from the throne and chose for his people to govern themselves. He is also the Ancient Hero that wields the soul jam of Truth. But I think the most important part is that he is a healer. His role is to heal others. His chosen path is to be of service to others. That’s what I think is the key thing about Shadow Milk’s obsession with him. The fact that Pure Vanilla is meant to serve others much like the Fount once did.

To me, it gives these lines a bit more to them than just Shadow Milk making Pure Vanilla think his life was orchestrated.

Since the person who’s saying it was created by a divine being (Witch) to serve others (Cookiekind), the Cookie that was made to serve others and be a guiding figure is talking to a healer who has led a whole kingdom. They both have had moments in life where they were at the servitude of others, the only difference being Pure Vanilla actually chose that path. He chose to be a healer, to learn White Moon Magic, to create a kingdom. He chose it, and Shadow Milk didn’t, he was baked into that role.

Now, we’ve seen how much Shadow Milk got so happy when Pure Vanilla got closer and closer to “joining” him, foregoing usual punishments and giving Pure Vanilla preferential treatment that even his two followers thought was weird. And he was ecstatic when he thought he finally had someone like him. Another who grew tired of the painful Truths of the world and accepted Deceit like him. He was so so happy…

Until it turned out he was tricked. Must’ve stung real bad that the one person he thought would be his truest confidante had lied all along. One would think he would be somewhat proud of the lie, since Deceit is his domain. But Pure Vanilla must’ve struck a nerve deeper than Shadow Milk himself realised. When Pure Vanilla points out he’s lonely, Shadow Milk doubles down, he insults him and pretends he isn’t lonely. That Pure Vanilla doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

He refuses to accept the Truth that he’s terribly lonely. That he just wants one person that doesn’t look up to him, but looks at him. Someone that when he talks to, he isn’t educating but instead conversing with. Someone that understands. That someone should’ve been Pure Vanilla. Shadow Milk hesitates for a moment when Pure Vanilla offers friendship but Pure Vanilla is a hero. Shadow Milk would have to give up the freedom he has, the ability to lie and deceive as he wishes. And when after so long being bound to a duty not asked for, why would he ever want to go back to anything like it? Why would he be at Truth’s side when it should be the other way around? Of course he’ll refuse. Even if there’s a minute droplet of longing, hiding in the dark that begged him to say yes.

I am jumping around a bit in chronology of events/cutscenes but let’s see what he says when he tries to initially deny being alone:

Y’know, if he was so happy with this, why would Pure Vanilla sense he was lonely? Why would someone that is pleased with their life and the “fools” around them yearn for kinship? Isn’t he so happy being the Beast of Deceit that something like friendship should be beneath him? To me, the answer, albeit a bit headcanon-y, is simple. It’s because he never actually changed the fact he never had anyone at his side from the start. He couldn’t. Everyone was eager to hear him speak but never what he actually was saying. They looked up to him back when he was the Fount of Knowledge. And there are two Cookies that do just the same now, don’t they?

Shadow Milk was always lonely, considering the Soul Jams seems to increase one’s lifespan when we take into account the Ancients are well ancient, could he ever have someone at his side that wouldn’t die soon after? Maybe he tried once before like the First Headmaster of the Blueberry Academy? Hence why there’s the portrait on the loading screen? The Headmaster doesn’t have the same colour scheme like the disguises Shadow Milk has so perhaps Shadow Milk did once have a friend, one that was a peer and not a student. But a Cookie can only live so long. And then once more, he was alone with no one to understand him.

So we’ve got that Shadow Milk was lonely and also was fixated on Pure Vanilla “following in his footsteps”, what was the point of all of this? I simply propose that Shadow Milk’s obsession with Pure Vanilla in part was him projecting onto him. Both were Cookies that served others, that hold fragments of Knowledge which they had used to teach and guide others. But Shadow Milk was so focused on the idea Pure Vanilla was like him, that he failed to truly see how different they were. Pure Vanilla simply could not be like the Fount of Knowledge, the lonely Virtue that had no one that could ever truly listen to him, to the Cookie that was given that role.

Pure Vanilla wasn’t a Cookie baked with some grandiose purpose, he was simply a shepherd’s boy, who took care of and adored the cream sheep he was surrounded by. He must’ve had someone who looked after him, who took care of him until he became a student at an academy of magic. It’s there that a friendship with another Cookie had bloomed into one he would cherish for the rest of his life. Not long after he set off on a pilgrimage of his own choice to find the truth for the happiness of all Cookies. Pure Vanilla was born a caring man, in a world that cared for him in return. He made friends that he values above all else, he chose a path of healing to help others, even when he doubts himself and despairs, it’s friendship that brings him back.

And if it was friendship that brought him back, why would he not offer it to one that craved it most? Why would the Compassionate Pure Vanilla, that accepts all manner of Doubt and Deceit alongside Truth, not extend a hand? But sadly, it was him revealing that he had tricked Shadow Milk and Shadow Milk’s own convictions of not wanting to change that prevented such a friendship between Truth and Deceit. It’s not like Shadow Milk didn’t know Pure Vanilla valued friendship, so much of his choices throughout episode 7 & 8 of Beast Yeast was based on how much he cared for his friends. That’s why Shadow Milk pushes the trio off of the spire even after Pure Vanilla gave his Soul Jam away. It was annoying that Pure Vanilla kept caring so much for these nuisances.

When that should’ve been attention directed at him. I mean, Pure Vanilla is meant to be the only Cookie that could understand Shadow Milk, why would Shadow Milk be happy with the attention and care meant for him being wasted on some brats? Shadow Milk wanted Pure Vanilla to embrace Deceit so badly, but is he not the Beast of Deceit? Practically Deceit itself? What was it he wanted Pure Vanilla to do regarding Deceit again? Embrace it? Or embrace him? His loneliness is such a suffocating feeling, one he must’ve experienced for centuries, even if we only consider his years as a Beast. But, had Shadow Milk not called the other Beasts “friends” when he was introduced back during episode 2 of Beast Yeast? Let’s see what he says:

Yeah yeah I know I’m making this long but c’mon, why is the dude lonely if he has four other friends? Would they not understand the freedom of being Beasts like him? Here’s the thing; I don’t think he lied when he called them his friends. I just think they’re no longer friends how they once were. Why would they act the same as they did as Virtues? Obviously Mystic Flour doesn’t see the point of conversation when all is meaningless. You think Burning Spice wouldn’t break Shadow Milk’s puppets and props when he’s bored? Would Eternal Sugar pay attention to what he does or says, or would she just yawn and be half-asleep? Sure maybe Silent Salt listens to his words and watches his plays, but the lack of a response doesn’t make it as fulfilling as Shadow Milk hoped. They’re friends… Right? Yeah surely they’re friends, it’s just like when one friend is married and another has a kid while you’ve got neither, it’s just that they’ve all got different goals. They’re still friends, they have to be friends. Or else Shadow Milk wouldn’t have anyone else. Perhaps that is why he clung to Pure Vanilla when he had the chance, he’ll have someone like him, someone that doesn’t find things pointless, that wouldn’t break his stuff, that would be wide awake and would respond to what he says. He just wanted someone that he could use to bury the loneliness clawing at his heart, to pacify it and ignore his problems. But he couldn’t have it. The one thing he craved he couldn’t get, because it wasn’t in the way he wanted. He’s a terribly selfish Cookie, he’ll only accept things if they go his way. And he will try to bend and twist the situation to suit him and only him. Who cares if others get hurt, why would he care? This is a Beast we’re talking about, selflessness doesn’t suit him.

Oh that Pure Vanilla, what a traitorous backstabbing Cookie. When Shadow Milk gets his hands on him he will make that pathetic healer regret betraying him. He is not giving second chances… But… Maybe, maybe if that Cookie finally opens his eyes and sees that the world doesn’t actually care for him like it didn’t for Shadow Milk, maybe when he’s at his lowest and he’s too broken to heal himself, he… Could give him a second chance… Pure Vanilla would have to earn it, to let himself be twisted and turned to Shadow Milk’s heart’s content, to be cracked and barely tied back up, only to be cracked again over and over. He wouldn’t trust that wretched Cookie so easily again, he’d keep him at arms length, further than his own subordinates.. Then when he earns the right, Pure Vanilla could be at Shadow Milk’s side… He.. He isn’t lonely…

[shrimpricebowl]

oh thank god

[itslilacokay]

a what if

paralleling this

[constantlyfeelsick]

You know how Vergil barely aged between DMC5 and DMC3 (well compared to Dante atleast anyways)? And you know how it's said that part of this is because he spent the last 20 years in Hell?

Well, I've realised that maybe time is experienced differently in Hell. Hell in DMC is said to be a "9 dimensional" realm, so we do know that the structure and fabric of Hell is different compared to Earth, maybe because of that time passes differently in Hell aswell.

Building on your headcanon of Hell being a different planet, I think that Hell isn't situated on Earth but neither is it exactly situated on a planet. Whether if Hell was on Earth or not, either way the rate at which humans age wouldn't have significantly slowed down, a minute on Earth is still a minute on Neptune. So Vergil would have aged at the same rate as Dante if Hell was a different planet, maybe a bit slower than if he was on Earth, but roughly the same.

I think rather, time passes much slowly in Hell, somewhat like it's theorised that time slows down upon reaching the outermost boundary of a blackhole, yet time goes on by at the same rate outside. Perhaps Hell has the same phenomenon? This would also explain things such as the lifespans of demons in Hell (Sparda and Mundus in particular). Sure, you could say that because demons out perform humans in every category, why wouldn't demons live longer? I mean, you'd have a point, but that's such a basic bitchass answer. Isn't it more interesting to say that demons live "longer" because their bodies are adapted to the slower passage of time in Hell, and they just seem to exceed human lifespans on Earth because time goes by faster on Earth.

The thing that I've always wondered about in the DMC universe is Hell (or the Demon world). It is like a totally different planet - with its own sun and all. With the thought of it being like another planet, I like to think that it took millions of years to develop its ecosystems and lineages, just like earth did.

And I also love the detail of how plants and rock in 'The Demon world' are white just like Sparda's descendants hair, kind of implying that its a natural color for demons to have. It's a bit hard to put into words how crazy i am about the world of Devil May Cry.

Please share your headcanons and lore tidbits i need the food......

[sidethatyoudontknow]

In the middle of all this 457 chaos there's me that lowkey ships junho and the salesman/ the recruiter/ddakji guy or whatever you're calling him

I mean have you look at them, imagine the banter we could've got

Like there's junho, a detective who's been trying to find his brother only to be led up to a brutal kids game competition in some sketchy island and also finds out the person who controls the said game is his very own brother that he's been searching for a long time that is also a previous winner in the game

And then there's the salesman (some people call him ddakji or dak ho) who's been trained to kill, to see people that played the games is lower than him like a trash since he was a teenager probably, who doesn't even know the purpose of life anymore, a literal mess, a maniac. That's also probably the one that recruit junho's brother into playing the games(a theory not sure if that would makes sense)

Just imagine that, I could write a few headcanons if anyone interested

And yes yes I know they didn't even interacted once for SHIT(and the only time they ever see one another was when one of them already died and the one died never also see him or does he?)

[todayisafridaynight]

[dreamsy990]

some of the less nice thoughts about being aroace

extras below the cut

sketch

closeups on my favorite panels

bonus: adios

[transthatfag]

first time trying out digital collage

[cherry-treelane]

I find it so ironically funny when hardcore Debbie defenders use the defense that she was just a victimised teenage girl (agreed) and then proceed to slander Fiona and express their hatred for her character and lack of sympathy

as if being an adult magically absolves an individual of the horrifying trauma that precedes them and screws up their mentality and actions

funnily enough these people get mad at others for "expecting Debbie to be an innocent angel and hating on her for acting out as a result of trauma" (also agreed, debbie does deserve more sympathy, she can't be expected to grow up to be a perfect saint when she's been through so much) yet seem to hold Fiona to the same unattainable standards and put her on a pedestal as if she wasnt a child that was forced to intensely grow up while never actually being raised

like lets put this into perspective and remember that fiona grew up surrounded by corrupt morals and insanely screwed up behaviour yet still emerged as messed up, yes, but surprisingly good considering the situation she was in??? she had to navigate basic things such as morals and being a good, responsible person on her own. imagine how difficult it must be to lead a bunch of kids, including yourself, with no previous role model or good example of your own to follow. most of the time, she always tried to do what she thought was best and would have the most desirable outcome

[helpmyinterestsareverywhere]

Whenever I pick up a Lloyd LEGO set and see a blue figure included I like to try and ignore it and play a game of "is it gonna be Jay or Nya?" and not find out until I get to build it

(It's a win-win situation everytime - i love them both <3)

[chiimeramanticore]

waow

[puppppppppy]

If I close my eyes and concentrate realllyyy hard I can pretend im in my animal crossing room

[pangyham]

been thinking about the liyue gang and how id draw their physical builds so here are some thoughts i had for xy cy and gm in particular

- xingqiu, unsurprisingly, would be quite lanky. i like to think he has broad-ish shoulders, like a thin athlete's build? hes a long boy to me haha, long face, neck, limbs, fingers etc, so naturally hes stands (comparatively) tall at 5'6" or 5'7"

i like to think hes most physically attractive one and has that handsome princely and boyish charm to him because it adds a lot to his fuckass duality LOL

- chongyun is a lot like xiao imo! short stature but with muscular arms. he seems nimble and flexible because of his normal attack animations (which bears a lot of similarities to xiao's actually! this + the fact that chongyun's normal attacks create gusts of wind further reinforces my hc that xiao trains him). sometimes i watch high energy choreography vids on youtube and some dancers look incredibly light on their feet, almost like their body is inherently bouncy? and i imagine chongyun to have that agility to him. chongyun has a delicate face and aura and i let that bleed into my hcs for his fighting style and physical capabilities hahaha. hes kind of like a cat who's deceptively strong. as for height.. just a few inches taller than xiao, so perceptibly short at 5'4"

- ga ming my new beloved. pretty much similar to chongyun but more muscular and stronger just because he wields his claymore with ease. theres a noticeable weight different between cy and his claymore the way he lugs it up after he swings (or even other claymore users like razor who, on his last hit, bounces from impact). meanwhile ga ming literally slams his to the ground LOL. i love his movements though hes very swift and expressive and radiant.. if cy has delicate movements then ga ming's is fierce and (charmingly!) assertive

ga ming is wonderfully charismatic though, i know hes not well known in liyue harbor yet, but he seems like the type to gain a reputation from his friendliness. how could no one adore him hahaha. 5'5" for height! just between xy and xq