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sp00ky9 · 6 months ago

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You cannot tell me they are not somehow related

#this is just me being delusional tbh #not an actual theory #I just thought this was funny #Kiana kaslana #kevin kaslana #Sam #firefly #myriad celestia #hsr #honkai #honkai star rail #hi3 #neon genesis evangelion #NGE reference

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mrmeepsmadmind · 2 months ago

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his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

#his defeat being planned makes this either hes playing up his rage bcs he definitely played up his defeat #or a mixture of playing up his rage and actually being a little pissed bcs he wanted to get more licks in but couldnt #anyways i cant take him sersiouly with those big ass ears #like an angry kitten trying to escape the burrito calm down blanket of doom #his helmet shape is so cute to me inearth spark it almost looks like a 80s mom hairstyle with the hair #cropping a symmetrical curve around her face or smthing #tbh if u are delusional enough all soundwaves are hot moms #i mean come on it's a given #except the animated one. he was freshly birthed. a little baby #megatron and optimus watching him freak like : 😦#optimus: so he served under you #megatron : oh Yes 😼..#meg: iMEAN yeah 😦#meg: i mean .. yes 😞..#need somebody to clip all soundwave appearances pls all seasons need it. NOWW!!!!!!!#at first i wasnt a big fan of his voice bcs i think when ppl try to harden that demonic voice underneath the autotune factor #which is rlly cool #they can kinda go too hard and it sounds almost too cartoony like a cartoon monster villain whos not calculated but vry primal #which goes against soundwaves whole cool calculated spy techno soundguy thing #but im warmed up to it now bcs it's a cute contrast like. u see this beautiful mech with magnificent curves & ure like omg hey hot mama #and then a voice from the 9th circle of hell growls at you like thats lowkey hilarious #dont mess with a bad bitch !!!!!! who just had a bad break up!!!!#he WILL kill u !!!!!!!!#soundwave #transformers #maccadam #tf #tf es #tf earthspark #arcee

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throwawayasoiafaccount · 8 months ago

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god tywin lannister deserved worse

just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross

but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/

the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it

(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)

#rest in peace elia and rhaenys #i’m one of those crazy ppl who thinks jaqen h’ghar is aegon 💀#literally lost the teeny tiny amount of credibility i had #anyways i think doran’s in on it and i think rhaegar switched out asharas child for aegon paralleling the baby swap jon does #the pact made in braavos about viserys and dany marriages is a half truth half lie #and arianne being sent to faegon is simply doran testing his heir. if she messes up then whoever’s spying for doran will correct her #gerold dayne knows too much that’s why doran thinks he’s too dangerous #but this would make the dornish plot sooooo much more interesting and would show that no doran hasn’t been doing nothing #it would also automatically make the daynes more important #jaqen (aegon) was in kings landing to kill robert but got caught by varys. syrio was sent to find him. ned cleared out the black cells tho #saving aegon in the process. fun how we’re actually introduced to this character through lyanna starks mini me arya #aegon was able to kill robert with a boar tho so mission accomplished.#now he’s in old town trying to hatch his dragon egg. the stone beast taking flight in danys vision is aegon being symbolically depicted…#..as a spinx #i’m crazy delusional. but ppl who think faegon is actually aegon are even more delusional than me #plus the real aegon being alive fulfills the suns son part of quaithes warnings #i like this theory bc it makes the dorne plot more interesting and it explains whatever is going on with jaqen h’ghar cause he is sus #yes yes i know i’m delusional 💀 i just think it’d be a very interesting twist #kinda hoping no one sees this post at this point bc i know no one will take this theory well lol #i do think this theory can be supported by the text tho #and cerseis throw away line about ned stealing asharas baby would suddenly become peak foreshadowing #barristan comparign dany to ashara would also be peak foreshadowing bc ashara would take the place of gilly in this parallel and she was dis #dishonored by someone at harrenhall. likely aerys and then she turned to a stark probably brandon for comfort #tbh i think it was ashara who lied to brandon about what happened to lyanna. perhaps she was trying to mess with brandon’s wedding and #was trying to get back at rhaegar for humiliating elia at the tourney. i highly doubt it was baelish who lied to brandon cause brandon #has little reason to believe him and no reason to trust him. ashara tho? arthur daynes sister and elias lady in waiting? also his lover?#anyways varys the spider potentially stealing aegon away (if he did take a child it was the false aegon) is there to parallel the others #who ride ice spiders taking crasters sons. tbh i think it was aegon who decided he wanted to train as a faceless man so he could get revenge #on his own terms. and the sea lord of braavos at the time was in on it and helped aegon with his plans #the unveiling coming up is going to be a lot more important than arya just reclaiming her identity. yes im delusional lmao. rant over

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winepresswrath · 1 year ago

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The thing about Crowley is that he already tried fighting* the system and the end result was his fellow rebels making a new system suspiciously similar to the old system with torture pits and demotivational posters in place of the aggressive hypocrisy and kardashiancore interior decorating. And then after that he decided to fight the apocalypse and the apocalypse thwarted itself with minimal involvement required from him. His biggest contribution was fucking up a simple handoff completely accidentally. His apparent belief that it'll all sort itself out without him or it won't and either way his involvement will be largely irrelevant to everyone but himself is pretty well founded. I'm sure by the end of season three he'll have learned a valuable lesson about how admitting that you want to make positive contributions to the world is something you can do on your own terms and not simply an exercise in opening yourself up to god's preordained judgement and hell's torture pits and but he's old and tired and has probably never been kissed let him have a very specific vision for his retirement.

*ok his version of fighting was probably just asking a lot of very annoying questions and then semi-accidentally joining a rebellion.

#good omens #also while I am being a bit rude Aziraphale wasn't exactly like gosh how wonderful I can go back #and fix everything his response as a tea drinker was #there's no coffee in heaven I'm not going until the metatron told him there could be Crowley in heaven and then he got very exited #I don't think he was thinking about the apocalypse in anything but the most general terms until #the metatron mentioned the second coming to him #do not get it twisted he wants to make a difference he's very excited for systemic reform he believes that things can be better!#but like. he got giddy for standing in the light of god's love with his not-boyfriend he was picturing an eternity of Crowley and thinking #that he could live without sushi #and Sondheim if he could have that #he's down horrendous he's just also delusional about his favourite person's feelings and perspective #tbh I think this is interesting specifically because Aziraphale had very much not made his save the world with me pitch yet #Crowley did it in season one #Crowley also knows the angels are gunning hard for the apocalypse again during their big fight but doesn't bring it up #Aziraphale knows in general terms they'll probably try again but it's not really on his mind #come to heaven with me isn't save the world with me and I think that's what he'll be going for in Season three

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priestfrommidnightmass · 5 months ago

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new potential love interest reveal for anyone invested in my personal life for some reason. bc some are

okay SO. there’s this other guy i work withhhh of course and i’ve had a bigggg crush on him from the literal first moment i met him because god he’s sooooo fucking cute UGH. (the first time i saw him at the training me and my bestie gave each other a Look and were texting each other under the table like Oh my god did you just fall in love with him too. we have been jokingly fighting over him for MONTHS 😭) however it was like. never that serious it was just a fun thing for my friends and i to joke abt all the time and i haven’t felt the need to talk abt him for a variety of reasons bc 1. i was clearly BUSY with my other situationship hell and 2. me and him literally Never talked. like we talked comically little it was almost a bit that we’d never had a full conversation he would give me his stuff and then leave the second i got there so it wasn’t like we were super close by any means lmfao. and of course 3. he just HAD to have a girlfriend because why wouldn’t he. why WOULDN’T HE. they always do. but me and my friend were like okay soon we have to gauge how serious it is like what’s the deal is it serious is it like a canada girlfriend or what. so i finally brought it up with him this past friday and he talked abt her a bit and showed me pics of them and she was verrryyyy pretty and they’d been together for like two years which whatever that’s fine cool now i know right. NO! that’s not the end.

first of all him and i have already been talking a bit more than usual (maybe a few full conversations at this point!) but even better we were actually teaching together this week which means we’ll get to spend a bunchhhh of time together (also me and situationship are separated which helps too bc. out of sight out of mind) and he was like i’m so excited to finally be able to work closely with you and talk to you and whatever which is fun i was super looking forward to it. but anyway context there had been a wedding at our week on friday and so on monday my other coworker was like God I feel sooo bad for him we keep talking abt the wedding and stuff it’s probably making him feel worse and i was like. hey wdym. wdym. and they were like oh he just went through a really rough breakup and he’s kind of unwell abt it. and listen this person is Not the most reliable source whatsoever so i was hesitant to believe it because he had literally been raving abt her less than three days prior bro like WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! so i casually bring her up (he’d mentioned that they might’ve been going to an event at our work together in a few weeks and i asked if he was still planning on that) and he was like oh yeah me and girlfriend unfortunately broke up it’s kind of a mess right now. and i was like oh my god i’m so sorry i had no idea i feel bad for bringing it up and he was like no it’s okay it’s fine i should’ve seen it coming. it’s kinda funny i totally switched up the gender roles and *i* was the one begging her for an explanation and to try and stay and fix the relationship and she was the one who ghosted me LOL! (.) BUT THERE’S ONE MORE KEY DETAIL. he’s leaving in LESS THAN A WEEK ACROSS THE COUNTRY because he’s getting his fucking PHD from a nice ass school (i fucking know dude) i always knew this but he’s leaving like much much sooner than expected. but anyway he is like. insanely attractive and charming and smart and it’s like 😭 why are you doing this to me. he’s so tall and he has the nicest hands if anyone i’ve ever seen and he’s sooo sweet to me and he’s always nerding out abt the smart ass shit he’s studying and it’s soooo charming dude you have no idea he’s so fun to talk to and be around. he is insanely out of my league like i think we all have got to be a little in love with him but for some reason the last few days i’ve been deluding myself into thinking there’s any chance something could happen and yknow what? i will absolutely try my luck he’s literally gonna be gone in a week i will totally make a rebound offer bc he keeps asking to hang out soon and shit. the pieces are falling into place let me finally have this universe. LET ME INNN

#there’s also an unofficial joke abt us being married (long story i can hardly even remember) which is just funny tbh #there’s a lot of little things he’s done the last few days which i’m just like totally normal abt #but like let me make myself clear. i am being so delusional i think #but circumstances May help delusion work in my favor…#i don’t know i just don’t even know.#</3 posting

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paimonial-rage · 5 months ago

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My favorite works in no particular order:

Tipsy Tales (Anemo Boys)

Symbiosis (Ayato)

What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)

Hello How Are You (Gorou)

Follow the Wind II (Kazuha)

Of the Same Coin (Mika)

Songs of the Wind (Venti)

Nothing Lasts Forever (Yae Miko)

Sharing a Drink They Call Loneliness (Zhongli)

Of Hopes and Prayers (Zhongli)

#about me #it actually is a coincidence that majority are from different characters and not the same #so in like manner as another list i gave a while back i shall give fun facts about each #tipsy tales - one day i will update the post to include wanderer and will not tell anyone or reblog it #symbiosis - one of my favorite readers. i just like the way they speak. i dont have a full story planned for them as of yet #what destiny has brought - in truth i cannot stand fischl. she annoys me. i only wrote this bc i wanted her to stop being so delusional #hello how are you - tbh i only like this bc i think i absolutely nailed the voice and characterization. one day i will write a sequel #follow the wind ii - probably my all time favorite work. features one of the few kisses i have ever written.#(cont) but it cant be understood without reading the first chapter and my thoughts on kazuha as a character #of the same coin - i'll be honest i just think this is cute. i think this fic has one of my highest reblog to notes ratios #songs of the wind - the vibes are good with this one. like the first chapter has good vibes but this chapter is even better. very warm #nothing lasts forever - i wanted to write yae in a moment of weakness. i think i did a good job #sharing a drink they call loneliness - the amateurness of the writing now makes me wince but.... the catharsis and ending is still top notch #(cont) i had a point i wanted to make with this fic and smashed it out of the ballpark #of hopes and dreams - probably the most romantic fic in the series and its a deleted scene lmao. still like how i wrote it though #i forgot to say that these arent necessarily my best written fics #they're just the fics i personally like the best #honorable mentions are:#telling them off (ayato)#completely covered in red (ayato)#simple (alhaitham)#follow the wind i (another one i completely nailed the voice and characterization for in my humble opinion)#secret identities and whatnot (venti/xiao)#indulgence (wriothesley)#slitherer-outer (zhongli)#i know i'm kinda feeling myself in this post but nobody is gonna read it anyway except for u slo so i'm fine with that <3

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cybersteal · 4 months ago

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🍋🥑for Vice please if its ok? ❤

thank you for the ask!! i'm so so sorry for taking so long to answer these but i was stumped for a while lol

fruit n veg asks from this list!

🍋 What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness?

His ultimate weakness is that he doesn't think he has any at all. He believes himself invincible, and acts accordingly; charging headfirst into firefights, climbing the highest building with no safety gear, driving recklessly & under the influence, drinking like he has a backup liver ready and waiting.

He's been humbled several times by netrunners hacking his implants, and huge brutes giving him a good wallop, but the lessons never stick and he finds himself in similar situations over and over even as he loads himself up with more and more cybernetics.

🥑 What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

He doesn't believe in forgiving and forgetting. He's quite capable of being vindictive and petty, even though he hides it pretty well, and if he or someone he cares for is hurt or threatened in some way, he'll make it his sole mission to make the culprit's life hell. He'll effectively terrorise them into their grave without caring if his actions cause any collateral damage, and push revenge past a point most other people might lose steam or let things go, especially if the one who made the threat or caused the harm in the first place cries mercy or apologises.

He ended up in prison once because of this mean streak, but Night City made it a hundred times worse by rewarding that kind of thinking, reinforcing it until it was fully locked into his psyche.

#oc: vice de'angelo #tbh there's not a lot that i think would make him seem 'bad' especially within the context of it being NIGHT CITY #with Wraiths & Tyger Claws & Scavs it's shoot on sight for him but that's a pretty understandable hill to die on and he wouldn't be alone #also the fact he just waves off the idea of a weakness is so funny to me - like the dude hasn't been killed/almost flatlined like 5 times #by the time the game ends #he's a lil delusional but that's okay LMAO

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murdleandmarot · 6 months ago

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I dunno why it's taken me this long to clock all the npmd mentions you've done that weren't even subtle girl(gender neutral) it's been weeks and it just did not enter my brain until now

Anyway

Do you have a Favourite lord in black and/or a Favourite nerd? (Mine are tinky and grace <3<3)

So I first saw this very early in the morning, and I very much misread it as you realizing that I was a girl (gender neutral), which I do think is very very funny anshdhdjf

I am also chuckling at the idea of me very obviously saying ‘Gee I sure do love Starkid’ and you just standing there like 🤔

Hi hello!!!! I do indeed love Starkid, and while npmd isn’t my faaaaaavorite of the hachetfield trilogy, (that honor goes to Black Friday, ily Black Friday), I do love the music and the characters, it’s definitely the most well produced in terms of its music. Very very cool

Ooooo the lord in black question is very difficult…..appearance-wise I’m gonna have to say Nibbly or Blinky. I really like eye motifs and eye imagery, so it’s a natural match.

As for Nibbly, he’s my favorite token™️ lord in black, for the costume and the aesthetic. Love him.

As for overall favorite, I’d have to go with Wiggly, surprisingly. This definitely has to do with my love of Black Friday, but he’s still my favorite overall villain from the trilogy, Jon Matteson’s voice acting is absolutely stellar, and his plush design is so so cool. I made little felt pins of the lord in blacks for Christmas for my friends, and wiggly actually turned out my favorite, he looked so cool. Maybe someday I’ll post some pictures of them lol.

GRACE CHASITY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

She’s SO fucking me fr, that’s just how I am, I love her from the depths of my heart, she’s utterly unhinged <333333

I hope to god that someday I can play her in a show, I’d do SO well. Alto Queens unite!!!!!

Angela’s line read of ‘so you do know the Bible’ has me under lock and KEY, she’s SO mental

As an asexual I’d marry her ily Grace Chasity you will forEVER be famous. Dirty Girl is iconic 😌😌

I’m not really active in the Starkid fandom bc cats obv, but also they scare me like a lot. And don’t seem that friendly 😰 one of them blocked me for my opinion on Ted that I apologized for later, and I agonized over it for a week before realizing that it literally wasn’t my fault lmaooo.

Also I do have some opinions that prolly wouldn’t go over well in there, (I had a lot of feelings about workin’ boys lol)

That being said, going through the tags on the Twisted vs Cats poll is my favorite pastime. It’s so fucking funny to me. The girls are fightinngggggg

#asks!!!!!!!#tbh I do feel like a girl (gender neutral) a lot lol #I have a weird relationship with gender that’s hard for me to explain and also I don’t want to explain it #what if I get canceled/delusional #the fastest way to explain it is call me a girl in a Gerard Way/Joan of Arc fashion #my pronouns are I me myself and everything else is ur problem #ANYHOW I’m actually being Nibbly for Halloween :3 #I think most of my friend group is going as lords in black #and since I’m the only girl™️ in the group imma be nibbly :D #I aDORE quoting max’s line just before dirty girl #I love…Jesus 😄✝️!!!! but I also love….to FUCK’#ahajsbdhhsh it’s just so funny #it’s also super out of character for me as a well known asexual #I love doing that shit it’s so funny #now I know what I look like in ur mind I keep picturing that little me explaining this like an animated intro lolll #what else do I even tag this?#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #that seems fine #don’t mind me guys

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harapeveco · 8 months ago

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Seeing reinochi hate on [REDACTED] will always be funny to me like I legit saw people saying “when knk gets more mainstream, twitter will hate you if you don’t ship Tobi and Rei 🙄” be ffr real bestie there’s like 5 of us and we are too busy making them kiss why would we hate you 😭😭😭

#we are too busy being delusional like #and tbh all the eve shippers I’ve met like in general are super chill (except y’know who) and minding their own business so #(by eve shippers i mean the characters in his universe just in case not him)#me in a corner in my room holding reinochi in each hand and playing with them like Barbies is triggering a lot of people #also to think knk will ever be mainstream lmao that won’t happen

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prentissluvr · 2 years ago

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guys thinking about being in the bau as per usual. you do art as a hobby but anyways obviously you get called in at weird times when you’re not expecting it. one day you get called in to work a case in the middle of a painting session, so you quickly change clothes and rush out the door, almost forgetting to use the hairbrush you have stashed in your car before going inside. you meet morgan and reid waiting for the elevator and they greet you whatever, reid tries to tell you something but morgan cuts him off, asking if you were busy when you got called in with a teasing smile. but you don’t get why so you’re just like, “well not really i was just painting.” and morgan just laughs you’re like ??? but you ignore it and make your way to the briefing room where prentiss says hi then is like “y/n, you have— uh nothing, nevermind,” and then laughs a little so you’re all “what’s up you guys?? oh god, please don’t tell me i have paint on my face” and (far too quickly) prentiss is like “no, no, no you don’t have anything on your face.” you’re about to question them more but rossi and hotch walk in and sit down. hotch is all “thank you for coming in on such short notice, go ahead jj.” and then he turns to you and just goes “and y/n you have paint on your forehead.” you mumble a quick sorry before desperately rubbing at your forehead and trying not to kill your colleagues <3

#. >> delulu hours open !#just love it when morgan is an asshole tbh #silly goofy guy for real #anyways that would be me and i'd be so KFHKSSK but only because of hotch #having paint on my face?#not embarrassing #hotch casually telling me that i have paint on my face??#mortifying #so uH yeah :))#always forever thinking about a little artist being in the bau because i'm delusional #criminal minds #criminal minds blurb #derek morgan #spencer reid #emily prentiss #aaron hotchner #criminal minds scenarios

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happy10thousandyears · 11 months ago

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Sometimes in dol the encounter dialogue between named npcs go extremely poetic (awesome) but I have to fight through like 20 random people trying to assault the pc for it to happen like okay

#just saw a Chinese tl of one of Morgan's interactions and like omg #like holy shit that's really good writing of a delusional violent parent..#I really like characters like that!!!!#dolposting #also ivory wraith is so cool to me even now after I've unlocked most of their story from themselves #(now trying to become temple initiate to unlock more from the temple pov)#I wish I can turn on soft mode without being barred from earning feats tbh

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linawritesocs · 1 year ago

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*rolls down the hill* anyway so me being a system is pretty much official now which. probably gives me a permission to say that this is linalilias

#I'M SORRYDHDJSKDK LISTEN THIS IS HOW I'M COPING #tbh. tbh i feel like lilia would probably be one of those characters who would accept it really easily #like maybe that's just me being delusional but i really think he'd be okay with it #and some of my alters are actually minors but i feel like he'd take care of them and protect them :)#sorry that my last posts are kinda sad btw. more cute posts (+ new ocs' profiles) are on the way <3 #lina rambles #maybe lina should have their own tag actually..

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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the idea of katase and aoki's secretary/hisho being """""friends""""" tickles my bones for a lot of reasons but esp cause i just know katase's had to dig into daigo's history cause mine prob asked her to at one point and along the way she found out about masato through a stray myspace post and after a serious Down The Rabbit Hole trip i think she should be one of five people in the entirety of japan to figure out her girlfriend's boss And Tokyo's Governor was the most Emo Boy of emo boys. and used to date the sixth chairman of the tojo clan. who also used to be the most Emo Boy of emo boys.

#masadai #snap chats #i do think mine had katase help him look into daigo actually. i do.#he does most of the work ofc but when he's esp busy then he asks her to look into a crumb he found bout somethin related to daigo #i was gonna make a comic but im tired rn but the ideas too funny for me to wait to do it so im sharin it with all yall #anyway perceive this.#no one would ever believe her if she told anyone thats why she doesnt bother to #she'll tell hisho tho. cause lol #she be like 'just play a g note next time you see him trust me'#and hisho does and watches in comedic horror as aoki freezes for a split second before being like Haha What Was That About :)#i have another comic idea involving hisho Vaguely knowing about aoki's past as masato. JUST as goofy tbh #i prob could do it tonight or like. tomorrow mornin after i finish a comm its literally like a panel or two honestly #anyway i love being delusional

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whimsicaldaydreamss · 5 months ago

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i wish we could talk