#this is just me being delusional tbh

[sp00ky9]

You cannot tell me they are not somehow related

[flowersforlaila]

Warrior Queen Rhaenyra coming back from bloody conflicts or diplomatic matters with Syrax to the Red Keep and immediately asking for Alicent. Straight up refusing to be received by anyone other than her Queen Consort.

Like imagine Alicent is tending to their children or a small council meeting, yk doing her queenly responsibilities, and suddenly a gaggle of servants, handmaidens, and guards are interrupting her duties to almost hysterically inform her that Queen Rhaenyra and Syrax arrived faster than expected and now she’s screaming bloody murder about WHERE IS ALICENT

And Alicent has to take a very deep breath because it would be grossly inappropriate to be entertained by this completely childish behavior. Really. She is totally not amused. At all.

So she walks down to the dragon pit with the gaggle of hysterical servants, handmaidens, and guards, to find Rhaenyra, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, First of Her Name, Protector of the Realm, sulking (with Syrax!) in the corner like a particularly grumpy child.

Alicent walks to her with all the grace of a Hightower, stifling the smile threatening to make way as Rhaenyra glares at those nearby, even those already cowering under her and Syrax’ mirrored ire. She stands behind them, perfectly unnoticed until she clears her throat and Rhaenyra turns around so fast, she almost gives herself whiplash.

“Your Gra–” Alicent starts before she’s abruptly cut off by Rhaenyra sweeping her off the ground, strong arms in a secure hold around her thighs. Breath suddenly knocked out of her, Alicent lets out a exhilarated laugh as Rhaenyra twirls her around in open affection for all to witness, an elated grin fixated on her face.

“Rhaenyra!” Alicent eventually protests and the Targaryen sets her down, only to kiss her senseless as soon as her feet touched the ground. The servants, handmaidens, and guards all avert their eyes, hysterics gone in favor of a collective awkwardness as they play the unwitting third party to their Queens’ passioned reunion.

[throwawayasoiafaccount]

god tywin lannister deserved worse

just remembering elias death and i wanna puke and the way tywin talks about elia and what happened is so damn gross

but rip tommen and myrcella we all know what’s about to happen in the next book :/

the cycle of violence just keeps spinning and damn you tywin for beginning it

(i got a bit crazy in the tags 💀)

[winepresswrath]

The thing about Crowley is that he already tried fighting* the system and the end result was his fellow rebels making a new system suspiciously similar to the old system with torture pits and demotivational posters in place of the aggressive hypocrisy and kardashiancore interior decorating. And then after that he decided to fight the apocalypse and the apocalypse thwarted itself with minimal involvement required from him. His biggest contribution was fucking up a simple handoff completely accidentally. His apparent belief that it'll all sort itself out without him or it won't and either way his involvement will be largely irrelevant to everyone but himself is pretty well founded. I'm sure by the end of season three he'll have learned a valuable lesson about how admitting that you want to make positive contributions to the world is something you can do on your own terms and not simply an exercise in opening yourself up to god's preordained judgement and hell's torture pits and but he's old and tired and has probably never been kissed let him have a very specific vision for his retirement.

*ok his version of fighting was probably just asking a lot of very annoying questions and then semi-accidentally joining a rebellion.

[priestfrommidnightmass]

new potential love interest reveal for anyone invested in my personal life for some reason. bc some are

okay SO. there’s this other guy i work withhhh of course and i’ve had a bigggg crush on him from the literal first moment i met him because god he’s sooooo fucking cute UGH. (the first time i saw him at the training me and my bestie gave each other a Look and were texting each other under the table like Oh my god did you just fall in love with him too. we have been jokingly fighting over him for MONTHS 😭) however it was like. never that serious it was just a fun thing for my friends and i to joke abt all the time and i haven’t felt the need to talk abt him for a variety of reasons bc 1. i was clearly BUSY with my other situationship hell and 2. me and him literally Never talked. like we talked comically little it was almost a bit that we’d never had a full conversation he would give me his stuff and then leave the second i got there so it wasn’t like we were super close by any means lmfao. and of course 3. he just HAD to have a girlfriend because why wouldn’t he. why WOULDN’T HE. they always do. but me and my friend were like okay soon we have to gauge how serious it is like what’s the deal is it serious is it like a canada girlfriend or what. so i finally brought it up with him this past friday and he talked abt her a bit and showed me pics of them and she was verrryyyy pretty and they’d been together for like two years which whatever that’s fine cool now i know right. NO! that’s not the end.

first of all him and i have already been talking a bit more than usual (maybe a few full conversations at this point!) but even better we were actually teaching together this week which means we’ll get to spend a bunchhhh of time together (also me and situationship are separated which helps too bc. out of sight out of mind) and he was like i’m so excited to finally be able to work closely with you and talk to you and whatever which is fun i was super looking forward to it. but anyway context there had been a wedding at our week on friday and so on monday my other coworker was like God I feel sooo bad for him we keep talking abt the wedding and stuff it’s probably making him feel worse and i was like. hey wdym. wdym. and they were like oh he just went through a really rough breakup and he’s kind of unwell abt it. and listen this person is Not the most reliable source whatsoever so i was hesitant to believe it because he had literally been raving abt her less than three days prior bro like WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!! so i casually bring her up (he’d mentioned that they might’ve been going to an event at our work together in a few weeks and i asked if he was still planning on that) and he was like oh yeah me and girlfriend unfortunately broke up it’s kind of a mess right now. and i was like oh my god i’m so sorry i had no idea i feel bad for bringing it up and he was like no it’s okay it’s fine i should’ve seen it coming. it’s kinda funny i totally switched up the gender roles and *i* was the one begging her for an explanation and to try and stay and fix the relationship and she was the one who ghosted me LOL! (.) BUT THERE’S ONE MORE KEY DETAIL. he’s leaving in LESS THAN A WEEK ACROSS THE COUNTRY because he’s getting his fucking PHD from a nice ass school (i fucking know dude) i always knew this but he’s leaving like much much sooner than expected. but anyway he is like. insanely attractive and charming and smart and it’s like 😭 why are you doing this to me. he’s so tall and he has the nicest hands if anyone i’ve ever seen and he’s sooo sweet to me and he’s always nerding out abt the smart ass shit he’s studying and it’s soooo charming dude you have no idea he’s so fun to talk to and be around. he is insanely out of my league like i think we all have got to be a little in love with him but for some reason the last few days i’ve been deluding myself into thinking there’s any chance something could happen and yknow what? i will absolutely try my luck he’s literally gonna be gone in a week i will totally make a rebound offer bc he keeps asking to hang out soon and shit. the pieces are falling into place let me finally have this universe. LET ME INNN

[paimonial-rage]

My favorite works in no particular order:

Tipsy Tales (Anemo Boys)

Symbiosis (Ayato)

What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)

Hello How Are You (Gorou)

Follow the Wind II (Kazuha)

Of the Same Coin (Mika)

Songs of the Wind (Venti)

Nothing Lasts Forever (Yae Miko)

Sharing a Drink They Call Loneliness (Zhongli)

Of Hopes and Prayers (Zhongli)

[andragoras-in-vanity]

im convinced that people who actually want to live in cities and dont see the environmental and emotional trauma their inflicting on themselves by enabling those places to continue to grow have just the most severe brain damage

[cybersteal]

🍋🥑for Vice please if its ok? ❤

thank you for the ask!! i'm so so sorry for taking so long to answer these but i was stumped for a while lol

fruit n veg asks from this list!

🍋 What is their kryptonite/ultimate weakness?

His ultimate weakness is that he doesn't think he has any at all. He believes himself invincible, and acts accordingly; charging headfirst into firefights, climbing the highest building with no safety gear, driving recklessly & under the influence, drinking like he has a backup liver ready and waiting.

He's been humbled several times by netrunners hacking his implants, and huge brutes giving him a good wallop, but the lessons never stick and he finds himself in similar situations over and over even as he loads himself up with more and more cybernetics.

🥑 What will they never back down about, even if it makes them seem bad?

He doesn't believe in forgiving and forgetting. He's quite capable of being vindictive and petty, even though he hides it pretty well, and if he or someone he cares for is hurt or threatened in some way, he'll make it his sole mission to make the culprit's life hell. He'll effectively terrorise them into their grave without caring if his actions cause any collateral damage, and push revenge past a point most other people might lose steam or let things go, especially if the one who made the threat or caused the harm in the first place cries mercy or apologises.

He ended up in prison once because of this mean streak, but Night City made it a hundred times worse by rewarding that kind of thinking, reinforcing it until it was fully locked into his psyche.

[theclosetedskeleton]

Ezra thinks hes funny + randomly posts + draws about characters from needful things nobody will know take one

[murdleandmarot]

I dunno why it's taken me this long to clock all the npmd mentions you've done that weren't even subtle girl(gender neutral) it's been weeks and it just did not enter my brain until now

Anyway

Do you have a Favourite lord in black and/or a Favourite nerd? (Mine are tinky and grace <3<3)

So I first saw this very early in the morning, and I very much misread it as you realizing that I was a girl (gender neutral), which I do think is very very funny anshdhdjf

I am also chuckling at the idea of me very obviously saying ‘Gee I sure do love Starkid’ and you just standing there like 🤔

Hi hello!!!! I do indeed love Starkid, and while npmd isn’t my faaaaaavorite of the hachetfield trilogy, (that honor goes to Black Friday, ily Black Friday), I do love the music and the characters, it’s definitely the most well produced in terms of its music. Very very cool

Ooooo the lord in black question is very difficult…..appearance-wise I’m gonna have to say Nibbly or Blinky. I really like eye motifs and eye imagery, so it’s a natural match.

As for Nibbly, he’s my favorite token™️ lord in black, for the costume and the aesthetic. Love him.

As for overall favorite, I’d have to go with Wiggly, surprisingly. This definitely has to do with my love of Black Friday, but he’s still my favorite overall villain from the trilogy, Jon Matteson’s voice acting is absolutely stellar, and his plush design is so so cool. I made little felt pins of the lord in blacks for Christmas for my friends, and wiggly actually turned out my favorite, he looked so cool. Maybe someday I’ll post some pictures of them lol.

GRACE CHASITY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

She’s SO fucking me fr, that’s just how I am, I love her from the depths of my heart, she’s utterly unhinged <333333

I hope to god that someday I can play her in a show, I’d do SO well. Alto Queens unite!!!!!

Angela’s line read of ‘so you do know the Bible’ has me under lock and KEY, she’s SO mental

As an asexual I’d marry her ily Grace Chasity you will forEVER be famous. Dirty Girl is iconic 😌😌

I’m not really active in the Starkid fandom bc cats obv, but also they scare me like a lot. And don’t seem that friendly 😰 one of them blocked me for my opinion on Ted that I apologized for later, and I agonized over it for a week before realizing that it literally wasn’t my fault lmaooo.

Also I do have some opinions that prolly wouldn’t go over well in there, (I had a lot of feelings about workin’ boys lol)

That being said, going through the tags on the Twisted vs Cats poll is my favorite pastime. It’s so fucking funny to me. The girls are fightinngggggg

[harapeveco]

Seeing reinochi hate on [REDACTED] will always be funny to me like I legit saw people saying “when knk gets more mainstream, twitter will hate you if you don’t ship Tobi and Rei 🙄” be ffr real bestie there’s like 5 of us and we are too busy making them kiss why would we hate you 😭😭😭

[prentissluvr]

guys thinking about being in the bau as per usual. you do art as a hobby but anyways obviously you get called in at weird times when you’re not expecting it. one day you get called in to work a case in the middle of a painting session, so you quickly change clothes and rush out the door, almost forgetting to use the hairbrush you have stashed in your car before going inside. you meet morgan and reid waiting for the elevator and they greet you whatever, reid tries to tell you something but morgan cuts him off, asking if you were busy when you got called in with a teasing smile. but you don’t get why so you’re just like, “well not really i was just painting.” and morgan just laughs you’re like ??? but you ignore it and make your way to the briefing room where prentiss says hi then is like “y/n, you have— uh nothing, nevermind,” and then laughs a little so you’re all “what’s up you guys?? oh god, please don’t tell me i have paint on my face” and (far too quickly) prentiss is like “no, no, no you don’t have anything on your face.” you’re about to question them more but rossi and hotch walk in and sit down. hotch is all “thank you for coming in on such short notice, go ahead jj.” and then he turns to you and just goes “and y/n you have paint on your forehead.” you mumble a quick sorry before desperately rubbing at your forehead and trying not to kill your colleagues <3

[happy10thousandyears]

Sometimes in dol the encounter dialogue between named npcs go extremely poetic (awesome) but I have to fight through like 20 random people trying to assault the pc for it to happen like okay

[linawritesocs]

*rolls down the hill* anyway so me being a system is pretty much official now which. probably gives me a permission to say that this is linalilias

[todayisafridaynight]

the idea of katase and aoki's secretary/hisho being """""friends""""" tickles my bones for a lot of reasons but esp cause i just know katase's had to dig into daigo's history cause mine prob asked her to at one point and along the way she found out about masato through a stray myspace post and after a serious Down The Rabbit Hole trip i think she should be one of five people in the entirety of japan to figure out her girlfriend's boss And Tokyo's Governor was the most Emo Boy of emo boys. and used to date the sixth chairman of the tojo clan. who also used to be the most Emo Boy of emo boys.

[cherrygarden]

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