#this is how their 2am convos go

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TT: Which monsters actually taste good?

TG: like

TG: like their

TG: like theid cum or

TT: ***Monster. The drink**

[crimsonnsstuff]

Dark thanos x babysitter reader she came to babysit thanos ' little sister. 'Cause his parents believe he's not responsible enough to take care of his little sister. Reader tried to befriend thanos but after finding out he's an active drug addict after overhearing his parents convo. So she started to stay away from him. Doing everything possible to Stay out of his sight. When parents are overseas and reader has to work overnight. That's when the took his chance with her. She tells him off she has a bf but thanos doesn't care. Non Con pls <333

It’s not exactly as you requested, but I’m lazy! <3

You recently got a new babysitting job. You were babysitting Thanos’s little sister. Thanos was a grade above him, but you have never talked to him. You’ve heard other people talk about him, and how he’s a junkie, but you didn’t think that was true. Sure, he was a bit eccentric.

You knock on the door. To your surprise, Thanos opens the door. You haven’t really seen him before. He had a controller in his hands and a set of headphones on. He lifts one of the muffs up. “What?” “Oh, hi. I’m here for my babysitting job” you mutter. He opens the door, letting you in.

He plops down on the couch. “My parents will be out in a sec.” He groans before going back to his game. You nod and stand there awkwardly. Suddenly, his parents come out, suitcase in hands. “Oh, hi dear!” His mom exclaims. “Hi,” you say softly.

“Sorry, we are in a rush. Make sure yun-hee is in bed before 9. No food or drinks before 7” she says. You nod, “okay, sounds good!” You say smiling. They both rush out the door. You turn to Thanos.

“Where’s Yun-hee?” You ask. He lifts one muff off his ear. “Who knows, probably sleeping. All that little shit does is sleep.” He groans, putting the muffin back over his ear and going back to playing his video games. You sigh, sitting down on the couch next to him and scrolling on your phone.

The rest of the day you played with Yun-hee, having pretend tea parties, letting her braid your hair. You woke up in the middle of the night. You look over at the clock on the nightstand. It was 2am. You stand up. You were only wearing a pair of underwear and a T-shirt. You throw on a pair of shorts.

You quietly tip-toe out of the guest room. You walk into the kitchen, flicking the light on. There was Thanos, in nothing but grey sweatpants. You gulp. “What are you doing up?” He asks. “I’m thirsty. “Where are the cups?” “Top left cabinet.”

You open the cabinet, pulling out a glass. You put it under the tap, filling it up with water. You turn back to look at Thanos and see him putting something in his mouth. “What’s that?” You ask. He holds up a ziploc baggy with several different colored pills, shaking it. “That shits not good for you.” “Why do you care? You’re not my damn mom.”

You sigh and turn back, sipping out of your glass. You feel two cold hands on your waist. You flinch and turn around. “What the hell are you doing!?” You ask, bringing your hand up to slap him, but he catches it before you do. “Playin around.” He says.

He grabs your other hand, pinning them both in front of you with one hand. He brings his other hand up and squeezes your breast through your shirt. “Thanos..!” You whisper-yell. “I-I have a boyfriend!” He looks around the room. “I don’t see him anywhere.” He says, smirking.

Your heart drops. Was this really about to happen? Your eyes tear up. He grins and picks you up, setting you on the counter. “For me?” He says, looking down at your thin shorts. You sniffle. “Don’t cry yet.” He growls.

He pulls your shorts down, along with your panties. “You’re already wet. You like this.” He says, quirking a brow. “N-no, I don’t!” “Yes you do.” He says, plunging 2 fingers into your core, making you double over in pain and pleasure.

He starts to thrust that roughly. His fingers dig into your insides, making you whimper. You grip onto his arm, sobbing softly. He smirks and pulls his fingers out, reaching up and wiping them in your face.

He pulls you off the counter, spinning you around and bending you over it. He yanks his sweatpants down. He pumps his cock a few times. He taps it on your clit and you sniffle. He grunts as he slides into you, your pussy squeezing him so tight. You yelp and he slaps your ass. “Shut up, slut. You want this.” He growls.

You start to think about your boyfriend. What would he do if he saw you like this, bent over a counter while getting railed by this purple haired fuck. Thanos wasn’t even moving, but your legs were shaking from how deep he was. You grunt softly as you feel him tearing your pussy up.

He thrusts in and out roughly and you whimper. He grabs your hair and slams your face down into the counter. Your tears fall onto the marble counter, sobs falling past your lips. He grunts, throwing his head back. “You sound so pretty when you’re crying.” He growls, getting off on your sadness.

He grips your hips, pulling you back onto him in time with his thrusts, completely using you for his pleasure. You squirt on his cock and he snorts from how quick you came, but he doesn’t stop thrusting. “For someone who has a boyfriend, you sure love this.” He says.

You shake your head, unable to get words out. He pushes a hand down on your back, forcing you to arch it more. He slaps your ass, leaving a red handprint. “Fuck, this view..”

You leans down, chest pressing against your back. He pulls your hair, giving himself access to your neck. He bites down on it, making you yelp. He pulls back and lick a tear that was falling down your cheek. He leans back, pulling your hands behind you back and thrusting into you harder.

“Gonna ruin you for your boyfriend..” he grunts out, thrusting deeper and faster, stretching you to the limits. “Shit, shit, shit!” He murmers, cumming deep into your pussy. He keeps thrusting, fuckign his cum deeper into you.

He pulls out, tucking himself back into his pants. He pulls your panties and shorts back up. “Let that drip out and I’m gonna fuck your ass until you can’t walk.” He says, walking out of the kitchen.

[minggukieology]

Hello ! This is my first ask here.

I have a doubt regarding JK's yesterday live. One of Jimin's comment was about JK leaving at 2am/pm. There are 2 versions of translations going around - one is future tense, "you have to leave at 2pm. So go to sleep now" and another version is past tense , "you left at 2 am , so sleep now". There is a confusion about this , can you clarify it for us?

Hi, thanks a lot for your message!

I have seen this comment being translated in all kinds of ways, perhaps partially due to the fact that the way it is phrased is pretty vague and also it is written in Busan satoori.

It has been officially transcribed like this:

Though they did change the word '나가더구먼', written by Jimin originally in Busan dialect as '나가더만'; similarly to '어서 자' which Jimin wrote as '어여자' in Busan dialect. (Little detail but I just love how they automatically slip into their regional dialect when talking to each other 🥹)

To get to the content of the message, Jimin doesn't specify what time of the day exactly, he just says "at 2 o'clock."

Based on that solely it could be understood in both past and future sense. However the overall meaning of "너 2시에 나가더만" implies that:

You've told me/I've learnt you are going out/leaving at 2; this is a fact that I've got to know

Despite that I see you are not sleeping (my assumption and expectation is being opposed; I am surprised)

I know this probably sounds very confusing but yes, this much can be expressed with suffixes in Korean 😅

Then Jimin continues saying "어여자 이제" which is satoori for ushering someone to "go to sleep quickly now"

The full translation can be phrased as:

"(I know) you leave at 2* so hurry up and sleep now."

(*implied additional meaning: yet you are not sleeping)

Jungkook then replies:

"That's right, I am going out/leaving at around 2 o'clock, I am going" (-는데 this form again implies opposition- 'despite/even though' but it is hard to capture in English translation).

Basically Jungkook agrees to the juxtaposition with his answer, as he is seemingly not sleeping even though he has a schedule at 2.

He closes it off with an informal sentence: "Why do I hate sleeping this much?"

I have to admit even when I was watching this for the first time, I never got the impression from the whole convo it could be translated in any other way than future; but I guess there can be a bit of difficulty trying to express the full scope of the meaning in English and the sentence is indeed a bit vague. Though Jungkook's reaction doesn't really fit any other interpretation.

Hope it helped a bit!

[blkkizzat]

KALI WHAT HOW DID THE CONVO WITH THE TAXI DRIVER GOOO I WANNA KNOW LIKE

aashi, 🧠 ,nonny, lmfaooo ok ok y'all wanna know i see y'all LOL!

I was so unbelievably fucked up. okay hoe story time i guess fikadfjvzdkf..... 1 of 2 cause i did hookup with someone else the first night.

I had been drinking since like 1pm that day, went to this outdoor ski club with friends got a table with champagne guns, went to dinner drank margs, drank more back at the airbnb, drank at the club then drank whiskey and took an edible at the tinder hookups place. he could get hard worth a damn and his dick was tiny, had to be like 4 inches max and was a total disappointment!!! I didn't even put on my body suit, just my bra and leggings leaving the place just threw my pufferjacket on over LOL.

But I remember getting in the car and the taxi driver trying to make conversation (it had to be like 2am in the morning? i think?) being like "oh is that your friend" and then i think i said something like "no thats my tinder date" and then them noticing my face was like stank about it then was like "oh did it not go well?"

girl.... SIS, please tell me why i straight up told this man "no, he couldnt stay hard" LJKFLKSRJBFKJ HELLO!?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEE??? I couldn't lie!? Like that edible had hit and it was just pure honesty lmfao, just zero common sense. im already a pretty upfront person but like yeah i just said that.

then he was like "well do u still wanna fuck? cause ill show you a good time and i thnk ur hot as fuck." he was like my place isnt far from here. and i was like "okay, lets go." LOL!

i dont remember much of the convo after that. i dont even remember this mans name. but we did have sex, he didnt last very long but ate decent coochie lol. he like apologized ajdfvskjd he didnt fuck me as hard as he said he would but he was literally like daddy age like 45-50? he was cute tho! it was weird cause he had all these engines in his living room and he said something about auto parts but i dont remember (which is kinda serial killer coded ngljksdbcfakzjd). the ride back i dont really remember cause i think i passed out somehow gave him my address. (im such a mess no one do what i did cause you could get kidnapped but all my friends have my iphone locationand they actually were checking lol)

lol side note, he drove be back to the townhome airbnb me and my friends rented. i had him drop me off at the wrong one and ended up walking through 2 backyards to find the right one (literally could have gotten eaten by a bear cause theres hella bears in whistler, like there were bear tracks around hdasdbhjcasb). came inside was so fucked up i fell flat on my face and laid there for a while but then decided i could not have my friends find me in the literal entryway and got up, laid in the shower for like 10 mins then crawled into bed with my friend. thank GOD we both shared the master king at the bottom cause i wouldnt have been able to make it up the stairs.

and yeah. lol.

[starmapz]

FUCKKK my dumbass WiFi deleted the whole essay i sent to you BUT IM TYPING IT UP AGAIN

trish im sorry i started sobbing after reading wyk it’s 2am i woke up my sister and she hit me 😭😭

BUT FUCKKK THE CONVO………GOD AFTER YUJI QUESTIONED WHY KUNA COULDNT JOIN THEM I STARTED BAWLING 😭😭😭😭 trish my eyes started flooding it’s not funny omg 😭😭

and then the flashback to when sukuna said “some fuckin mother u got” and how it had an effect on choso….FAWKKKKK I can’t do this like that’s my baby 😭😭😫

it was even worse when choso was silent when reader picked him up from school w kuna…LORD I NEED U TO DO SMTH FOR ME 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

and omg hiromi drop!!! the whole legal stuff filled me w so much dread like please im anticipating the next chapter so bad…ily but please be gentle on my heart

AND THE PART ABT TBEIR MOM. im pulling up w a glock if kenjakus bitch ass tries to pull anything in the court room it’s not even funny that’s my FAMILY wtf 😭 please im literally on the edge of my seat.

i just. can’t help but look forward to / imagine a part when all is clear and war is over and sukuna has less qualms abt reader and going after her? idt he’s looking for that as of rn but please the yearning 😭😭😭 i just can’t help but think maybe one day sukuna looks at how domestic she is w his brothers and just how much he likes her idk 😭😭 I can’t wait for soft sukuna that finally lets her in FUCKKK

im sorry if this ask is super unhinged but im sooo in my feels. like the way im crying over choso and yuji it’s like i popped them out of my own pussy like please be gentle trish 😭😭😭 you have my heart in your hands and if you break it I’m sending the bill xoxo

AASHIIII!! hi bb i hope you're doing well <33 your knight choso oneshot has such a hold on me omg something about a man SO head over heels for his princess :((( i love him sm

i swear i accidentally delete my posts just by accident and it's not even my wifi so i get that 😭 like who even put the delete and reply buttons so close in the inbox it's actually diabolical

AASHI AFSJKLJSAD NOOOO I'M SORRY omg forgive me for the tears 😭

they're all just little babies who went through so much together 😭 it hurt to write that flashback like i just want them all to be happy who even is making them go through this she's cruel fr 😪

i love hiro sm 🙂‍↕️ you should see my google search history though it looks like i'm about to go to court LOL 😭 i've been doing so much research and i just know the court scene is gonna take suuuuuch a long time to write since i wanna make sure i get as much as i can right

it makes me so happy to see how much you love their lil family, they're seriously my babies and i PROMISE i want what's best for them 😭 (least believable sentence ever written given the last chapter but i swear it's true)

i have so many scenes that i'm like dying to write for their future relationship it's KILLING me that they only exist in my head but I PROMISE eventually... it'll be so worth it, i want to write soft!kuna so BAAAD

actual image of me holding your heart /jk NO BUT FORGIVE ME FOR THE TEARS and never apologize i seriously love your asks girl <33 i promise i'll make up for all the angst 😭��� ily bb i'm so glad you're enjoying wyk!!

[randokatz]

Noi 🧡

Y'all it's like 2am where I am rn and I decided to doodle Noi cuz I had a convo with my muma abt how trans ppl can go crazy with customization like hell yeah I wanna be duel wielding shlongs

Explaining uh the noi in the dark thing... Aka just ranting abt my headcannons-

4 a while I've been wanting to re-desgin the deamos so that there not just ppl w/horns cuz yk. That's boring... AND YEAH I LIKE MONSTERS & STUFF BITE ME!! >:c

Anyway, since it's so dark on deamos, the deamos, on deamos... Would need to see in the dark to yk change with there environment. So yeah instead of just saying they can see in the dark that's how there eyes actually look cuz there world is naturally dark & they just changed when they went to earth cuz of the sun and how bright that shit was.

[favouritefi]

i dimly recall there being something in the Purror and Erebark lore about catboys being trained to dance? would love to hear anything more on that if you've got it.

let me show you this gc msg from 2 months ago:

yea im insane, god bless my irl friends for going along w my nonsense and my tendency to send 500+ messages at 2am

anyway this msg this was part of a larger convo about how the cat/dogboys of the upper classes are raised to be amusing companions so they dance, sing, play instruments, memorize poetry, etc. instead of having practical skills. i have a wip that ranks the dance skills of the main cast but i keep getting distracted by other ideas, but not all of them have dance training and having that training doesnt mean they are good at it. its like a socially valuable thing to be able to do and increases your worth / adoptability, but as you mightve guessed by now croziers catboys are not top tier catboys.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Sorry for any mistakes !! 💺 anon

1) One more yoga idea!! You're doing your usual exercises when all of the sudden you feel his hands on you. "Let me help you with that, love." And he helps us stretch more (after all, he is good at stretching us, if you get what I mean)

2) If my man was so riled up just from us showing a little bit of thighs, how would he react if we send him a photo of us in lingerie??

3) His clothes are our clothes too, so we just borrow anything. His sweatpants (he def makes a comment about we're cleaning the floor with them since they're too long), shirts, dress shirts, jackets, even his socks and tie??

4) Speaking of clothes, Tan with a sophisticatedly dressed wife? Dressing up in nice suits while on missions? Helps you take off your blazer once home because he feels

5) OK JUST IMAGINE FOR A SECOND THAT HE SHAVED (for whatever reason idk), and now he looks like a baby and we tease him

6) Putting on lipstick and telling him to come closer so we can blot the excess off, so he brings us some tissues but we just start kissing him, leaving lipstick all over his face 🫠

7) (just added this one last min) about tan being a flirt, I feel like he makes some comments and lem has to shut him up because he doesn't wanna hear all that

8) This random thought that I had : "Can we watch The Intern?" "Are you serious, again?" "Can you be a fucking man and watch The Intern with me?" The wife privilege is real

9) So we talked about reader getting injured, now I'm making it about him. He survives the events from the movie and we're also left traumatized since we saw him almost die and every now and then we stare at his scar and try to not think back to that day :( and we're trying to hide our tears from him :(

10) He has that 'I don't want a cat but when I will get a cat I will treat it as if it's my child' vibe and I love him for it !!

Assassin!reader 1) AAHH imagine we have the same coat they are wearing at the beginning of the movie so we all match?? (in our size ofc)

2) And also, what would you say our codename is? It's obvs a fruit so we match with them but which one are you thinking?

3) Reader being even more of a menace over text?? They start to get worried because we aren't responding to their texts or calls and when we do, we send them something like "Sorry guys, just got hit by a car" or "SORRY the train I am in is on fire" (TRUE STORY BTW)

4) RANDOM 2AM THOUGHT!! We're on a mission and we run into another assassin who's also married (like the wolf except his wife is alive oops) and after a little bit of fighting, we just end up gushing about our lovers !!

5) So in the book, they had to go to Morioka, not Kyoto. So that sparked a scenerio in my head. After tan hangs up (it's the phone call before they meet with the yakuza, that scene) : we say "We're stopping at Morioka though, not Kyoto." "No it's Kyoto, love" "No, the destination says Morioka." We show them the details we were told, and we all start to realize there's something wrong. (Ignore the fact that we didn't tell them 😘😘)

+ more lem because we're platonic soulmates 1) I mentioned this a long time ago but imagine a convo of us trying to argue with him about how we're actually a diesel. "Think about it, you said they bluff, they're liars and the worst. That girl back in Japan fooled all of us with her act. I do the same when we're on missions and need intel!" And he's just shaking his head and crossing his arms. "Are you hearin' her right now?"

2) Sorry I'm touching on this topic again but what kind of music does lem listen to? I'd say probably ones that hype you up so much that if he were to sing you would hear it from a meter away from his car, with his windows up.

3) We get a notification from them, saying they finished the mission and will be home in 3 hours, so we send on the group chat a photo of the food we prepared and he is so pissed!! "COME ON IT'S THREE HOURS. You can't do this to me"

4) Another sms one sorry!! I hc he uses emojis randomly "Why is this man arguing with me about how many people we killed? 😻😻" (Us) "Where's my gossip buddy??" "REPORTING FOR DUTY 🤾🏿‍♂️🤾🏿‍♂️🤾🏿‍♂️🤾🏿‍♂️" "The fact that you don't understand what I'm trying to say is making me cry" "You don't know what you're talking about do you?" "NO 🗣️🔥💯😼" "BRO THE GRIP HE HAS ON THAT PHONE WHAT DID YOU EVEN SEND HIM ⁉️ Him fr: 🧍‍♂️>🧎‍♂️>🐶" "ALSO NO DON'T TELL ME WHAT YOU TWO ARE TEXTING 🤺🤺" "Wasn't planning to 😱" STOP HE DEF MAKES STORIES USING EMOJIS WHEN HE'S BORED!!

ALSO THE SMS?? ! NOT LEM PICKING 17 WHEN WE ASK HIM 😭 Also requets might get open?? AS ALWAYS NO RUSH LOVE but I just wanted to ask if you will be accepting smut?

JUST SAW THE OTHER ONES WITH TAN OML. The photo with the bathtub, we're so evil imagine we leave him on read after that 😭😭😭 I FEEL LIKE I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH BUT THANK YOU SM FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO ILYSM 💗💗

apologies for any in mine, I do these on my phone 😭😭

1- AAAAHH YES!!! hands on waist standing behind ‘helping’ you (I do see what you did there and im liking it)

2- if he got it in public I feel like he’d do a really long exhale, a deep kinda sigh and palm over the bottom half of his face. maybe rake through he hair (we got him all frustrated and flustered tehe)

3- that’s a given. we share clothes, ie we take his. also imagine imagine ??? he wears our dressing gowns in the morning ??? and he’s just making a tea and having a fag out the back door and he’s wearing a floral stain dressing gown (I uhm think that’s very hot) also also he wears plaid pj bottoms bc I say so and we always wear them

4- like a mafia/ mob wife ???? im seeing the vision and again im loving it

5- AAAAAHH stuff like that freaks me out. he would feel like a stranger in your house and he’d look so naked without it😭😭😭😭

6- ARFGGHH OMG THATS ACTUALLY SO CUTE ??! pink or red or brown smooches all over his face 🫠

7- yes yes yes !!! lem loves relationship gossip as much as the next, but some things he just doesn’t want to hear. I feel like lem has no filter sometimes so if he says he doesn’t wanna hear it you know it’s bad😭

8- “can you be a fucking man and watch the intern with me”😭😭😭😭 I think he enjoys your movies a lot more than he lets on. and happy wife, happy life 😌

9- he has the scar from it??????🥲☹️ he def notices the way you look at it and he reaches out for your hand, giving it a squeeze bc he knows how sad it makes you

10- I love men that love cats😩 he is one to say he doesn’t want one but loves it the most out of everyone

assassin reader

1- stop it!!! that’s so cute 🫠 so coordinated I love it

2- back when I first started writing tan I thought I was being original when I named reader cherry, turns out lots of other writers used cherry😭😭😭😭😭 I thought it was unique only to see that it wasn’t. imagine if you were from new zealand and your code name was kiwi, little bit on the nose but that would be pretty cool ngl (just thought of that so had to say lol) but I really haven’t given it much thought since that debacle

3- 😭😭😭 yes!! like one disappears and updates with the craziest things “thought I bruised my rib, turns out its puncturing my lung🤪 back in a few hours”

and wait you were on a train that was on fire????

4- awwww :(( be like “one sec my man is texting me” “yeah no problem, mine is too” “want to have a timeout— he gets funny when I don’t answer checkpoint calls” “mine does too. he calls me every 30 minutes to make sure im okay and where I need to be” 😭😭😭 and then just chat and gossip

5- damn I really should read the book

platonic lemon

1- 😭😭 love it!!!

2- yesss !!!! idk why but I cannot think of any??? but his taste is very different to tans, that I can guarantee. also lem is an avid music listener, he knows what’s popular and what’s in the charts

3- 😭😭😭 he gets hangry (it’s okay me too)

4- never be sorry!! omg yes that works so well for him and makes so much sense !!! I enjoyed reading those texts way too much😭😭 and the “him fr:” pissing

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he’s just too impatient lmfao, didn’t even get a chance to tell him what it’s for

im gonna give you the 411… im opening then in an hour just before I go bed, shush don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. and ofc to the smut, always always yes to the smut 😭

hehehe yesss!! it’s not our fault we misunderstood him (we didn’t, we just like to tease) he’d spam with texts until you reply

AAAAAAHHH YOURE ALWAYS SO SWEET THANK YOU :(( ILYSM 💓💓

[pumpkinsy0]

(This may or may not be influenced by the fact that i haven slept in 3 days) do you have any sleepy Purly HCs?

if i chuck sand in ur face like sandman would u knockout🤔🤔

•i feel like theyre just,,,always somewhat tired, they both have a bad sleeping habits and never get a full 8 hours so theyre always tired to some degree

•wouldnt surprise me if pony started seeing shit while he was sleepy and curly would be the one to go “ur seeing things dude calm down”, let pony see bugs or the hat man or somethin!!!

•curly can basically sleep any and everywhere even on hard surfaces like the school desk and ponys a lil jealous

•looks out for each other when they fall asleep in class, but also theyre both the kind of dickhead to push the hand from under em if they were nodding off in class and laugh if their head hit the desk

•just sayin, curlys a heavy sleeper, an alarm wont wake him but pony moving around in bed surely will, hell, hes even took a nap during lunch in the cafeteria

•I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME I WAS SLEEPY WHILE WALKING HOME AND I BLACKED OUT AND I WAS JUST HOME AND I STILL TO THIS DAY DO NOT KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED, but point is thats happened to pony once, he was sleepy and walked home w curly, when he “woke back up” he was at his front door and curly wasnt there anymore

•they both go “yea im gonna knock out for an hour or so” and next thing they know its 2am the next day and they missed dinner😭

•they were those kids having that ”i didnt sleep til 11 last night” “well i didnt sleep till 3am” convo first thing in the morning, they still have it here n there

•they r both droolers, they can tease each other all they want either way theyre waking up w the saliva of the other on their body (pause on that)

•they cannotttt sleep without a lil breeze or fan and blankets, they actually refuse to its a must have

•when theyre tired u can get them to tell them the truth, pony especially likes using that fact on curly but curly can just as easily do it back

•they will talk till they fall asleep, if they know the other is awake they WILL talk, hell they even talk in their sleep

•curly also snores☝🏽☝🏽, he denies it but pony will always make him know that

•both a tad bit more clingy but mostly bc if the warmth and yes on curlys half a bit of possessiveness

•give them melatonin sometimes, i think theyd unironically need it, its either medication or those corny ass ways to get someone to fall asleep, like warm milk

•they stumble a LOT and pull on each other to make sure they dont fall or walk their way into something or someone

•not rlly relevant but pony likes the way moonlight hits curlys face, curly likes the way sunlight hits ponys

[rivetgoth]

hello! how do americans party scheduling wise? i saw this reel where an user was like surprised by the hour we europeans go back home from a night out -> 7am usually. But that was just one reel so ofc it doesn't speak on everyone, but it made me curious.

Hi!! Honestly it kinda depends on the state because each one has different laws—Obviously plenty of parties are illegal/not compliant with this but generally the majority of club nights and such go until the time that liquor sales stop being legal. In California that’s a measly 2AM so anything after that is an afters/illegal, so the majority of people typically only party until 2. Afters can go until whenever though. My fave underground raves usually go until like 6AM but it varies—but I’ve never actually stayed that late lol. I feel like I usually end up home by like 4AM at the latest. I know there’s some variance, like in NYC legal liquor sales go until 4AM so all of that timing gets pushed back a few hours for example.

Ultimately 1.) Admittedly yeah the super late/early parties I hear about in Europe are genuinely foreign to me LOL, it’s definitely not the norm here 2.) CA has genuinely abysmal laws re: liquor sales. City of LA has tried to change it and the state keeps vetoing it which is utter bullshit but that’s a convo for another day 🤨

[hopelessbluebird]

bsd moments but it’s just convos or interactions between me and my roommate:

Dazai: how long would it take for all the blood to go into my head and kill me

Chuuya: ill time you

Poe: if i have one more social interaction today i’m going to cry in my closet

Dazai, yelling at atsushi who is failing to kill a spider: Atsushi you’re a brain, piloting a skeleton, wrapped in nerves piloting a meat suit why the hell are you afraid of a spider

Atsushi, standing on a desk: im scared of a lot of things actually

Kunikida: why the hell were you blasting mitski at 2am

Dazai: why weren’t you?

[pixartwashere]

Part 2 of me screaming about a fictional man

It’s literally 2am, I should be sleeping but no! Instead this man has me by my throat and I need to scream about it.

If you haven’t read the first part for this post, highly recommend it, but otherwise, here are some

Content warnings: mentions of suicide, death (duh) and murder. You have been warned!

So I was left off thinking physical violence could possibly have been involved. Here’s why I came to this conclusion.

When I saw this scene for the first time, I thought ”oh he was drunk!” But looking more into it, it made me wonder if he was actually drunk, as I have not seen anyone talk about him being drunk and the fact we never even seen him drunk, just depressed.

I thought the reason he gripped his head was because of a hangover. He doesn’t look necessarily drunk tho, so what if she slapped him or did something else. Hit him by the side of his head. Whether it was self defense or assault, we don’t know.

It would explain for me this image:

The reason the suicide theory never fully resonated with me was cus of how she was extending her arm here. Her body language confused the hell out of me, but now thinking about it, what if:

She was threatening him with suicide.

When he told her the truth and saying he can’t continue living a lie, she might’ve been upset enough to threaten him that if they don’t go back to how they used to, she would end herself. Kazui probably tried to find some compromise, but no matter, it was too late. As Hinako realizes Kazui was not going back, she backs away, getting closer and closer to the balcony. And proceeds to fall. That would explain her falling backwards while yet confirming that it was in fact suicide.

I know my theory might sound a bit of a stretch but I like to think I came up with something here haha.

(Update: lemme get sidetrack a bit here but also the two way deceit could have explained that Hinako might not be fully innocent as we originally thought. I was getting screenshots from Half MV and this scene just clicked me now

I’ve seen the people saying things like ”oh she accepted him!” or ”she was calm about him coming out”, but it never got stuck to me due to Hinako’s expression in Half. Sure we don’t see her eyes, but by her lips and eyebrows, we can already tell it wasn’t a positive response. And ”if continuing to hide is called unhappiness, not even one word will get to you” is kind of implying that she wasn’t as accepting and told him to just surpress it or get over it or something within those lines.

So yeah, just wanted to back up that two way deceit theory a bit more, now back to what I was saying.)

Other theories/ideas

Okay so this snippet is just extra stuff where we can keep the convo going.

So as I mentioned earlier about the two way deceit lyrics. I said that it could be debunked. I might have looked too deep into this, but it could be debunked by seeing who was in the shot during the lyric.

It’s the bartender guy (or we think so) from the first song!! The lyric could refer to him as well. For all we know, he could be gay too, but just surpressing it as well. And Kazui’s aware of this.

[divinebunni]

How did you meet your husband and fall for each other?

~ we actually met in highschool ~ long story long woop woop

i got on the wrong bus my junior year bc we had just moved houses meaning i had to go to a whole new school. on the first day i was told to find my bus route and take the bus home that afternoon, but the office gave me the wrong bus. the driver, a sweet older lady, said this but then said i’ll make you a stop for this week while they figure it out, never figured it out, and she ended up letting me use her bus as mine.

so a whole year goes by and i sit at the very back, my depression was really really bad, i hardly spoke to anyone and was just super intimidating to try and keep others away. we finally met in August 2013, my senior year and the end of his life as a normal kid / person (he developed a neurological brain-eating virus that made him disabled). one of his friends had a class with him this year and decided since they rode the same bus - to invite my love to the back to meet all of us. (He still tells me to this day all of junior year he would watch me because he already knew he loved me like broooo i lov u)

so we all meet, and that day, the first day i met him, i was so flustered and nervous and i never got like that around people so it was so strange for me. he had these rosy lil cheeks and these deep sad brown eyes and we just connected. i stole his composition book he was holding in his lap and wrote my name and number on the front with a lil heart and we started talking that night (another something i never did, i didn’t date really so i avoided text and call convos, plus i was under constant strict supervision from my abusive parents so my phone was always being taken for months at a time)

SO ! i graduate, we had become close but not relationship close because my life was steady falling apart at that point, and that summer right before i left for college we met up at like 2AM at my neighborhood pool and he begged me to come home with him because i was a mess just talking mad crazy. a whole lot of words and another person showing up unexpectedly later, we are separated and dont talk again for almost 6 months.

i spent 5 of those months in college, my depression getting the better of me and failing out of everything because i just wouldn’t get out of bed. i get a text a month before i drop out - from him. he spills his whole beans, confesses he has loved me for all these years and that he was moving states and wanted to send a final goodbye. i was literally on the toilet crying my eyes out because it finally clicked in my chest that people can love without boundaries or expectations or conditions. i begged him not to leave, a week later tried to take my life and ended up in hospitals for another month. when i finally got out, i knew what my problems were, and i knew what i wanted finally.

i called him hundreds of times to try and convince him to let me spend a weekend with him, a lil sleepover. reluctantly he said yes because he was worried about my mental health but it was the weekend that changed it all permanently. just a few more months later, July 10, i escape my abusive family and move in with him and his family. everyone told us we weren’t ready or that we wouldn’t last, and damn are they all so wrong ~

[emitranslyrics]

This Is How To Be In Love With You

Do you know what it means?  To love entirely? If so, Fall in my arms and you can OVERHEAT with me

All the secret things I only wanna say to you All the dreams that only you can make come true Are symptoms of love

Aah, I guess if I have to pick a yes or no then calling this “happy” is fair But I can’t shake off the feeling that flutters on my back  that there’s something special that still isn’t there You know? It isn’t really much the kinda convo  that you wanna have so early on but I can’t let it go I love the way your eyebrows scrunch when you get stressed!! Forgive me!~

If we spent a day Past an inch away I can’t bear to think how our half-hearts would separate I try play nice But it isn’t right Saying “I’m OK” would be such a lie! 

Do you know what it means?  To love entirely? If so, Fall in my arms and you can OVERHEAT with me

All the secret things I only wanna say to you All the dreams that only you can make come true

Are symptoms of love

Don’t you know what I mean? Don’t you feel incomplete? Without, A girl who crushes on you ‘til it crushes you

Even every time I test your durability, Even when we practise breaking up ritually It’s symptoms of love

(Br-r-r-ring!~) Sitting up at 2am calling! Sulking as a hint ‘til you say “Good Morning”! Why’s it always me who falls asleep the earliest It kinda makes me feel bad that there are seconds missed, y’know? We both get lonely from time to time But I bet you’re gonna get fed up of me soon right…? If you’re treating me so nice, there’s gonna be a price, So forgive me if I get really clingy, alright?!

There are times we fight But I think it’s nice Getting hurt is just the proof my heart is working

Let’s match our pain Like we will match our names This love-sickness, rotting us down to the core!

You know what this’ll mean. A promise more than rings Because, We are two parts that make up one whole lover

Wishing that I knew you inside-out literally But wanting death because I know that that’ll never be That’s symptoms of love

You’d know my smile’s fake If I made a mistake But look, When I’m with you it’s like a fire inside me

“Bye-Bye” feeling more like ordered jail time Getting shy because it’s you right by my side, All symptoms of love

If we spent a day Past an inch away I can’t bear to think how our half-hearts would separate

I try play nice But it isn’t right Saying “I’m OK” would be such a lie! 

Do you know what it means?  To love entirely? If so, Fall in my arms and you can OVERHEAT with me

All the secret things I only wanna say to you All the dreams that only you can make come true

Are symptoms of love

Don’t you know what I mean? Don’t you feel incomplete? Without, A girl who crushes on you ‘til it crushes you

Even every time I test your durability, Even when we practise breaking up ritually It’s symptoms of love

All the secret things I only wanna say to you All the dreams that only you can make come true Are symptoms of love~

[poltergeist-coffee]

It's almost 2am and I have to be awake at 6am but I haven't seen the actual Convo between qcellbit and qbagi

BUT CELLBIT SAID IT FELT GOOD TO KILL SOMEONE???

HE'S BACK(👈fcell)

Let's hope nobody gets cannibalized this time

Or I dunno, tortured and dismembered and cutter by a chainsaw and

(☝️ biggest favela 6 apologist and Cucurucho hater)

But a shout out to the admins for making Cucurucho just spawn at random moments and scare people, it's funny, Cucurucho is a damned being but the admins did a good job on playing as him

Y'know how it's works, if qcellbit starts doing the tongue thing...

People were expecting fcell to come back when the eggs disappeared but we might not be to far from seeing his breaking point

Probably not as unhinged as fcell was but things are certainly escalating

And Bagi just "I don't care, you're my brother" or something like that as far I've seen

Well, she didn't spend that long looking for him to not be with him when she finally find him

So... Hatsune Miku tomorrow?(or today for me at least, I should go to sleep)

People want to Pac to meet Wilbur so bad that's is funny, I'm with them actually

Also I'm happy you liked the nickname, fantasminha:3

- 🍽️

YAAA HE DID HE DID!! HIS THERAPY IS LITERALLY VANISHING BEFORE OUR EYES!! I HOPE HE EATS CURUCURUCHO TOMRROW!! RIPS ITS HEAD OFF AND BITES ITS ARM!!

something funny i saw was someone said f!cell is coming back and someone else replied with like “quick pac hide your other leg cellbit will be coming for you” which MKNAJHCAJ i thought was a little funny. qpac is going to hate this so much actually now that i think about it <//3 his greatest fear is like…. back? it’s coming true

im sure if you look you can be able to find a translation/clip of their convo here on tumblr. it was very hectic and emotion filled

QBagi is like “i support cellbits wrongs and rights. we’re twins and i’ll defend anythign he chooses to do” which honestly kamknfkns good for her me too

If Wilbur Soot doesn’t meet his biggest fan Pactw tomorrow i’m calling his return a failure and hope he vanished for another six months or whatever /j (but seriously i hope he and pac if they’re both on get a chance to chat :”)) i want to see pac freak out and fanboy over lovejoy so much )

<333 YAA I LVOE THE NICKNAME :DD THANK YOU PLATE ANONNN <333

[sonosvegliato]

do you have a favorite scene you’ve written thus far ? in love with your tim characterization btw it’s awesome.i love how he sucks

I have Grandma sleep schedule, so I was already asleep when I got this and blurrily read it at 2am and assumed it was a dream until I saw the notification still on my phone like 6 hours later. I'm so flattered to be asked, I thought I made this ask up in my REM cycle.

As as it so pleasantly turns out you're not a figment of my imagination: No favorite scenes.

Now you will not... [insert rest of title here whew] was a Kerouac style--keep it going till it's gone--kind of thing. I write original work; it takes me years to get 40,000 words, literal YEARS, and I wrote now you will not in, like, two weeks :/ I'm really proud of the entire thing. Tim receiving his domino towards the middle and the donut convo + payphone scene towards the end are scenes that stick out the most, but the entire work is my favorite.

And hold the low lintel up was different. It was harder to write, but there were lots of scenes I really really really wanted to include and knew them like the lines to a favorite movie. I literally lost sleep over them because I was so excited--and that's not cringe, that's the truth. Tim encountering Stephanie back on the basketball courts I thought about for three months. Every waking moment. It bothered me. In a really annoying and entertaining way.

Of course, the ending of and hold the low lintel. Well. Let's just say, I tried other endings. But that one worked.

I love a good cliffhanger, so build that grip strength and try not to fall. I hear that hurts.

(according to the nine tabs I have about broken limbs)

Thank you for the ask!