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magicwhiskers29 · 1 year ago

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I had an epiphany whilst writing

#this is garbage i am so sorry #but it was giving me brainworms #and the quality is trash because i don't know how to edit #professor layton #azran legacy spoilers #Whiskers wishes to understand editing #<- guess that's the tag now #now nobody question how exactly this came to me #also hoping this hasn't been done before or something

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doushitemacaron · 1 year ago

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I'm sorry, is there a heterosexual explanation for this?????

#like what did the non-shippers think was happening here?#i am literally at a loss #this is so gay #ted lasso #ted lasso ot3 #roy kent #roy kent x jamie tartt #jamie tartt #roy x keeley x jamie #jamie tartt x roy kent #(sorry for the garbage quality)

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ghurab-alzilal · 1 year ago

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Journey Through Multiverse II

Damian, talking with Batman 666 : So, you gave your soul to the demon and that gave you immortality.

Batman 666: That's right, I can even use a couple of magic tricks.

Damian: Cool.

Raven: Damian Thomas Wayne Al Ghul, don't even think about it.

Damian: What?

Raven: Swear to me that under no circumstances will you sell your soul to the demon.

Batman 666: Too late Witch Girl, he, like me, has already eternally bound his soul to the demon and that is not going to change.

Raven: Not if I can help it.

Damian, confused : Wait what? I haven't even been in contact with a-

Batman 666: *winks*

Damian, looks closely at Batman 666 who is looking at Raven and, after thinking about it for a while, turns to Raven and nods : He's right. My soul belongs to the demon and what's worse I gave it for free. But I do not regret.

*Damian and Raven get into a heated argument*

Raven: I'll find a way to undo it!

Damian: You can't.

Raven: No Damian! Why? At what point did you do it?

Damian: The moment I met you.

Raven: Wait what?

Damian and Batman 666: *smiling with the same smile*

Raven: *blushes*

Batman 666, smirking : The White Witch will never believe me when I tell her this.

Part 1 - Part 3 - Part 4

Based on this AU by @chaosticbirds

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catt-crossing · 3 months ago

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we're so cute :3

#featuring angel <3 #sorry the quality is garbage i couldn't bee bothered to get a nice pic on my laptop LOL #killer chat #i am his gremlin though cus he loves me and has said so and has kissed me and #<- this user got the ending she wanted and is now going insane 💖

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oopsallmabari · 7 months ago

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....why are the youtube comments so mad lol don't y'all like to have fun. don't we like to have fun here

#ari speaks #half of them are 'wahhh this is what happens when you make games WOKE' like. baby. shhhh. it's not dark fantasy enough for you???#like we are allowed to have varied opinions but also idk. dragon age has always had moments of being a lil silly. especially inquisition.#titsicles???? the nug king???? i'm attacking your holdfast with a goat????? cmon now.#we DO get a little silly here and i'm really not opposed to (well-placed) tonal irreverence in a world about to end.#bitch the world we are CURRENTLY living in is falling apart and i am also being a silly fucking guy because it's all i got.#if i lived in thedas irl i'd be in taverns getting tomatoes thrown at me for bad stand-up about kirkwall HAVE SOME FUN LIVE A LITTLE.#also bc it's been so long one has to imagine that they're also trying to grab some new fans here so it does not surprise me #that the trailer is not 'Boo Hoo Sad Times Dark Fantasy Game No. 49' (i say as an enjoyer of depressing dark fantasy)#esp when all of the prior promotional material has been very doom and gloom.#i don't think that just because the game is being marketed like this/that we're switching focus from solas that the game will be #sanitized and not dealing with any kind of fucked up lore and shit. i am holding out hope that we're going to get some cool opportunities #to play in a space that is def dark but can still give room to breathe.#anyway i do not actually giv a fuck (genuine not insulting) if the trailer did not make u excited das ok.#unless you're complaining that it's woke garbage now/so bad because g*ider is uninvolved. if thats the case you may fuck off.#sorry for the tag essay!

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lemm-moxx · 6 months ago

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Raaaah another ref sheet for art fight of a T.U.A employee

#sorry abt the disjointed and oc related posting this week gang i've been going though it a bit mentally and in turn am quite burnt out #art #my art #oc garbage #tenebris universum archive #ut oc #i feel like we need more orignal monster designs for ut aus/ocs #its just a sea of skeletons sometimes and like man #annes just a side character but i love her design so

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harmonytheme · 4 months ago

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RIP Lucas and Dillon in the Hollyoaks intro (2023-2024)

#i know there was a whole intro with like 100 other characters besides them but sue me imma miss this part so bad #hayray #the intro is garbage straight out of the trash can i am so sorry hollyoaks baby you deserve so much better

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torchickentacos · 29 days ago

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I'm reading poetry at 1 am and spiraling over like 45 emotions at once, which is how poetry was meant to be enjoyed, I think

#hella off topic in tags again lol #current list of favorites:#The Kiss by Stephen Dunn #Connubial by Stephen Dunn #Rain by Raymond Carver #the lesson of the moth by Don Marquis #May to December by Megan Fernandes (I need to buy her book at some point)#The Woman Who Turned Down a Date with a Cherry Farmer by Aimee Nezhukumatathil #and I Like My Body When It Is With Your by E.E. Cummings.#I do not CAREEEEEEEEE if any of this is low-brow poetry. I do not know what high-brow high-quality poetry even is and I'm fine with that.#all I care about is if it makes me feel things and if I personally like it ❤️. I do this for fun and not to rip it apart because it's 'bad'#i've spent too much time around pretentious literary people and that shit seems exhausting! ngl!!!#I have no interest in it. even if what I love is garbage then at least I love it #and I am not just pretending to love it because it makes me look smarter or whatever.#it's one thing if you're autopsying poems out of love for literary analysis and criticism or for a degree #but nothing gets me more than people who ruin others' enjoyment of simple things just to feel above them.#like oh? you like better poetry than me? you care more about feeling smart than enjoying things? should we throw a party? should I call CNN #sorry 😭 this got so salty but pretentious people really tick me off. I've met far too many of them #and I am PERFECTLY HAPPY with my trash interests! I am a raccoon! I love trashy things! thank you very much!#ok i'm going to sleep now though because in true 1 am fashion I am not staying on topic lol.#I tryyyyy to keep complaining/negativity to a minimum here but whatever. I am allowed to have this lol #I like my maybe-bad-poetry-but-i-wouldn't-know. I like bad 90s music. I like campy-ass batshit 2009 FFN fics. I like taco bell. amen.

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shellyswirlz · 3 months ago

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MY BAD.....

I might also include his baby photos.. or place them in a whole separate album, lmao

#shell talks #shell's f/o garbage #romantic f/o #f/o stuff #I AM SO SORRY LOL

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theflyingfeeling · 18 days ago

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my new year's resolution is to do a better job at proof-reading my own fics 💀

#jesus christ the garbage i let you guys read fkdjfjfkf #just now i read how olli ''gave his cock a few more pumps before placing it on the wall in front of him'' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭#i am so sorry

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ohmotherwhereartthou-if · 11 months ago

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Continuing my tour of my fav IFs/authors. I'm giving yall some fictional love lives... 👀 If you HAD absolutely HAD to choose one of your ROs/ side characters to romance. Who would it be and whyyyyyyyyy?? Also Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♥️

Hiiiiiiii,

And ayo! You don't have to call me out for being single like that. 😭✋🏽

It really isn't any competition tbh, Tomás is the closest thing to my type out of the RO's and honestly he isn't even that close for what I usually go for in fiction. I tried really hard to stay away from just making any of the RO's into my "dream type" and instead I based a lot of them on real people that I have met across the span my life.

Besides, my fictional taste in men is absolute ✨Garbage✨.

I love yanderes and toxic af fictional men. The more possessive, jealous, controlling, and manipulative; the hotter they are to me. I know it isn't healthy, which is why I only like them in fantasies.

Tomás would probably still the healthiest choice BY FAR when compared to my 'F' tier quality, list of favorite fictional crushes. The slow burn would probably make me want to blow my brains out, though.

#omwat #ask #i am so sorry #my taste in fictional men is garbage

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marklikely · 2 months ago

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no more subversive movies. you have all lost your privileges to subvert my expectations.

#sorry i got reminded about strange darling again and im off my failed antidepressant so im capable of caring abt things again.#and man i am just. so sick of movies that put so much energy into subverting expectations that #they forget to put any energy into being good. the only expectation you subverted is my expectation that this movie would be competent...#avpost #how about instead of making a subversive movie you make a movie that isn't written like garbage and doesn't outright hate women.#those complaints go for you too rian johnson's shit star wars movie.#and then theres about half a million others that this post could be about of course lol.

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firenati0n · 2 months ago

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Hi your sleeping in the same bed RWRB fic is the most in character that I’ve ever read and it was so lovely! You nailed that! Thanks for writing it :)

omg this is so kind of you to say!!! thank you so much, I really appreciate this!!!! thank you for reading 💛💛💛💛💛

the fic being referenced :)

#fic love #anon #asks #answered #you have no idea how absolutely garbage i have been feeling in recent weeks and frankly months about writing ajsdklfjalsdf #so this was really nice to hear thank you #just feeling low and awful in a lot of ways and it's really #sucking the joy out of this one thing that should be fun #and i think a lot about legacy and impact and i wonder what my place and space is sometimes in the grand scheme of my career/writing #and having so much ambiguity in other spaces of my life makes writing the ONE thing i have control over #so not feeling good about it means i have #literally nothing going for me at the moment jasdfkljalsdjflsadf #i never know how people perceive me or my work #i rely a lot on other people telling me explicitly how they feel about me or my writing #which is obviously dicey as fuck because #that's not a measure of self-worth #and i am the FIRST to tell people that words =/= worth #but right now i am working extra hard to remember this #the itchy feeling persists #but we continue to persevere #won't stop me from writing and posting #anyway sorry to DUMP in the TAGS like a FREAK but #thank you <3 #this means a lot

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 months ago

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inspired by @colap1nto <3 and posting here to hold myself accountable: writevember! attempting to write something every day no matter how much and what it is

i am however inventing stipulations for myself so i cannot weasel my way out of it, which includes a valid definition of “write”:

actively put words into a document in the form of a proper fic!!! too many wip not enough hands!!

poems (actually laughed at me coming up with this but maybe i will go back to my roots)

research/meta/primers

tag stories are permissible IF i actually compile and edit them into a readable document that day

editing to post to ao3 (the optimism) is also valid. it takes me so long

i do have concrete arbitrary deadlines for one and a half fics that i would LOVE to finish and post in november (dewey^2 and [redacted :)]) so i’m hoping this helps!! also, this is secretly just a sticker chart where i get to put down emojis for each fic i worked on and check off boxes but a win is a win

day 1:🪻🐈‍⬛

day 2: 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)

day 3:🫃2️⃣

day 4: 🍎

day 5:🫃2️⃣

day 6: 📑, 💌

day 7:🫃2️⃣ AND ☁️💧. who is she

day 8:🪻🐈‍⬛

day 9:🫃2️⃣

day 10:🫃2️⃣

day 11:🫃2️⃣ we are on a STREAK and also a countdown 🫡

day 12:🫃2️⃣

day 13:🫃2️⃣

day 14: 📬💍

day 15: 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)

day 16:🫃2️⃣

day 17: 🔴 ⚫️,🫃2️⃣

day 18:🪻🐈‍⬛

day 19:🪻🐈‍⬛, 😇🤭 (🕒 -> 🕜)

day 20:🫃2️⃣

day 21:🫃2️⃣, 🤫 🪽🃏

day 22:🫃2️⃣

day 23: 💯❕

day 24: 🪢

day 25: 🐛🏮🦋

day 26:🫃2️⃣

day 27:🫃2️⃣

day 28:🫃2️⃣

day 29:🫃2️⃣

day 30:🫃2️⃣

WRITEMBER RECAP: an overall sucess!!!! this was so much fun and really forced me to write even if it was only a little bit every day. like, to the point that i'm debating doing a cute little twelve days of christmas snippet fest. absolutely could not have finished and published dewey^2 p2 without this challenge or posted p3 :)

thirty days of writing

twelve different fics worked on

poems: 1

i have no word count for you sorry i wish i did but it is at least over a few thousand words!!!!

times i wrote for a day past midnight (making it technically the next day) but because i was still awake i counted it for that day: at least 17 if not closer to like. 25

tags i forgot what they mean: one. what the FUCK is 🪢??? OH MY GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS NEVERMIND

duolingo streak (worked on the same fic in a row): 5

#liv in the replies #guys are you proud of me. i put everything I would normally yap into the tags in the actual post. hashtag growth #i say continuing to yap into the tags. I don’t want to be pessimistic but I AM scared this is occurring during my monthly bout of #productivity and I will face the doldrums and absolute inability to write in 2-4 days lol #also everyone says this next systems course is GARBAGE and terrible and super hard which. okay 💗 yay 💗#I should’ve put “reply to ao3 comments’ as a valid form of writing because the comment box terrifies me but it’s FINE #if you have ever commented on my fic I love you with every unspeakable fiber of my being and there is one comment I feel so guilty about #but it’s because every time I think about it I need to go jump around in circles I can’t fangirl too hard I also cannot find the WORDS #like even typing this out i’m like. anxious butterfly but it’s because I have so much love in my heart #also i am codifying the emojis to fics for Me sorry because I think it’s fun and i’m being secretive for literally no reason.#everyone tell me to get off of here and work on an actual fic. after I have my nik-induced/enabled 2353 breakdown #we hit day five and yes I DID forcibly make myself not work on a completely different fic. i wannnntttt to finishhhhh 🫃^2 2️⃣ so badddd #& this is not a game of ‘work on a different wip every day’ even if i could feasibly do that🫡 good news is i rlly think 3 -> 1 1/2 is done?#update 11/10 (technically 11/11 but it’s fine this is how it normally works) if i write like an unhinged person which is to say at all #bc i have midterms but also really like an unhinged person i MIGHT be able to adhere to my self-imposed deadline for 🫃2️⃣. god bless me #at 1:30AM yesterday having an absolute breakthrough with a line that has been in some variation in so many different fics including mine #for myself specifically because i keep having this moment: 🪢 is the fic in the bottom of the yowling doc lmao.

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gemglyph · 6 months ago

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Hoping to post the next chapter of Martyr within the next two weeks. Trying to come up with some kind of schedule really didn’t work, but I am working on it and I have a solid chunk of the chapter done. I think I just burned myself out

#I have a lot to do. I’m working on it though. I’m sorry I’m so slow #I’m just tired. Really tired. And probably overthinking #I dunno.. been sitting on my mind a lot lately…#kinda… silently wondering why I lost followers and a few mutuals? But I mean… y’all do you #Not gonna say I’m not hurt. It kinda sucks. Not sure what happened #Not trying to seem like a pity party or something I am genuinely wondering what happened #Anyway.. I’m sorry if you’ve read this far. The update part was the important part. Not the me mentally and physically feeling like garbage

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rosetheocto · 6 months ago

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alternate universe if the f bomb in Erica’s cutscene wasn’t censored

(if anyone has done this already I didn’t see it lmao)

#guys pls don’t kill me for creating this garbage #I really don’t feel like getting harassed today /hj #also I know Bo is shorter BUT she’s wearing heels so it’s still lore accurate #Failtopia #Failboat Miitopia #Rose’s Super Epic and Cool Art #I guess??#idk it’s the meme where you trace over HH characters #I am so sorry

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