#this is fuuuuucked

[codgod]

squints

[trenchcoatsbi]

it is VERY fucked! red team has badboyhalo trauma and is currently going insane (they got spawn killed five times) . they have decided to create a gas mask cult and their motto is ‘we won today but FUCK tomorrow’. everyone else is doing what they can to survive and its kill on sight for some of them

i hope this isnt too heavy on the ccs, i already heard a little abt how they care for the eggs ooc

[a-sleeepy-angel]

I’m so unwell, just thinking about being flat on my stomach, them on top of me pinning me down while they slowly slip their strap inside my pussy. Their arm wrapped around my head and the other reaching under me to play with my clit while they’re whispering in my ear, “That’s it, babygirl, your cunt is so greedy for me isn’t it? Want all my cock inside you, don’t you?” And all I can do is pathetically moan and nod my head while they start fucking me. “Such a good girl, taking every inch, I knew you could.”

[egg-on-a-legg]

do you think birchface stood up for her when starclan decided her fate? do you think he fought for her? i think he did.

[timiddot]

the characters i find myself most Endeared to and crazy about are edelgard von hresvelg and doctor franken stein . something sick in my head maybe

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[zqnl]

more yearning pining modern au enjoltaire

[tyresdeg]

pato o'ward for man about town | ss24

[kelocitta]

To Reap

[reestallized]

Mmmm tasty

[crowlixcx]

I'm a demon. I'm not nice. I'm never nice.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[katsukiizmoon]

*whimpers*

Katsuki being one of those men with an elaborate shower routine. He applies hair oils once or twice a week. His body wash is coconut and caramel.

Katsuki uses an body net or body scrubber and a sugar scrub weekly. He’s got a stupid fuckin towel warmer and wears a goddamn shower cap in between wash days.

At first he thought it was stupid but his mama told him to wash his ass and exfoliate or he’d never be the best. And then next thing he knows you’re coming into his life.

You gasp when his skincare is a face wash and maybe moisturizer. The next time you’re in his apartment you spend time in his luxurious bathroom lining up different products and leaving sticky notes on his mirror.

His skin actually glows now, it’s so moisturized and plump. You’ve even convinced him to go get facials with you next week, and manipedis. Something about manicured hands being the sexiest thing in the world. He’s already picked out your nails for you after spending an hour browsing through Pinterest inspo.

And when you shower at his place you leave smelling like caramel and coconut!! He notices a little bit of his body scrub is gone and makes mental note to get a few more options for you. The both of you shower together here and there and you make sure to massage his muscles with soap.

N afterwards you’re rubbing Shea butter all over his back and chest. Katsuki massages it into your thighs and lower back, working out your tight muscles and after you just kind of lay there in the AC.

I just- he hhhnnghh idunnowhattodohndnhshzhnnnghh

[taffywabbit]

beautiful women with cute names like "google" and "pay pal" keep sliding into my email inbox to tell me about their updated terms of service

[foldingfittedsheets]

Noooo idea what vibes I’m sending that might make a Pro-Lifer follow me but as I just found one I’ll now be issuing a shotgun statement to scare off any others I’ve missed:

I’m pro choice, no one has the right to take away someone’s bodily autonomy.

[justatallstick]

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.