#this is fuuuuucked

[codgod]

squints

[trenchcoatsbi]

it is VERY fucked! red team has badboyhalo trauma and is currently going insane (they got spawn killed five times) . they have decided to create a gas mask cult and their motto is ‘we won today but FUCK tomorrow’. everyone else is doing what they can to survive and its kill on sight for some of them

i hope this isnt too heavy on the ccs, i already heard a little abt how they care for the eggs ooc

[a-sleeepy-angel]

I’m so unwell, just thinking about being flat on my stomach, them on top of me pinning me down while they slowly slip their strap inside my pussy. Their arm wrapped around my head and the other reaching under me to play with my clit while they’re whispering in my ear, “That’s it, babygirl, your cunt is so greedy for me isn’t it? Want all my cock inside you, don’t you?” And all I can do is pathetically moan and nod my head while they start fucking me. “Such a good girl, taking every inch, I knew you could.”

[egg-on-a-legg]

do you think birchface stood up for her when starclan decided her fate? do you think he fought for her? i think he did.

[timiddot]

the characters i find myself most Endeared to and crazy about are edelgard von hresvelg and doctor franken stein . something sick in my head maybe

[zqnl]

more yearning pining modern au enjoltaire

[tyresdeg]

pato o'ward for man about town | ss24

[kelocitta]

To Reap

[crowlixcx]

I'm a demon. I'm not nice. I'm never nice.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[katsukiizmoon]

*whimpers*

Katsuki being one of those men with an elaborate shower routine. He applies hair oils once or twice a week. His body wash is coconut and caramel.

Katsuki uses an body net or body scrubber and a sugar scrub weekly. He’s got a stupid fuckin towel warmer and wears a goddamn shower cap in between wash days.

At first he thought it was stupid but his mama told him to wash his ass and exfoliate or he’d never be the best. And then next thing he knows you’re coming into his life.

You gasp when his skincare is a face wash and maybe moisturizer. The next time you’re in his apartment you spend time in his luxurious bathroom lining up different products and leaving sticky notes on his mirror.

His skin actually glows now, it’s so moisturized and plump. You’ve even convinced him to go get facials with you next week, and manipedis. Something about manicured hands being the sexiest thing in the world. He’s already picked out your nails for you after spending an hour browsing through Pinterest inspo.

And when you shower at his place you leave smelling like caramel and coconut!! He notices a little bit of his body scrub is gone and makes mental note to get a few more options for you. The both of you shower together here and there and you make sure to massage his muscles with soap.

N afterwards you’re rubbing Shea butter all over his back and chest. Katsuki massages it into your thighs and lower back, working out your tight muscles and after you just kind of lay there in the AC.

I just- he hhhnnghh idunnowhattodohndnhshzhnnnghh

[taffywabbit]

beautiful women with cute names like "google" and "pay pal" keep sliding into my email inbox to tell me about their updated terms of service

[foldingfittedsheets]

Noooo idea what vibes I’m sending that might make a Pro-Lifer follow me but as I just found one I’ll now be issuing a shotgun statement to scare off any others I’ve missed:

I’m pro choice, no one has the right to take away someone’s bodily autonomy.

[slavicafire]

losing my mind. gamedev is a cesspool, we've known that, but somehow polish gamedev takes the fucking shit cake. many of you probably heard about it already but I need to rant all the same and I waited long enough just to be safe.

so there's this studio, they're looking to expand their team as they're committing to a bigger project now. lots of people are looking for work so everyone happily accepts the interview invites from the main dude from the company. on paper, all looks great: there's some confusion about the project and the money and the expectations, sure, but that's a given in this field. things are always confusing.

and then, halfway through whatever recruitment conversation you're having with the dude, no matter the position you're getting interviewed for, he hits you with the main point - all with crass emojis and shits and giggles:

the game is about a sauna. so the main expectation is for you to take part in sauna sessions with the team, and with him. hehe, nakey nakey, tits out, we're all friends here so you shouldn't be embarrassed! if you don't want dudes seeing your tits and junk, hehe, we can offer you to only go to the sauna with the ladies in the company - they'll take care of you, wink wink! but nude sauna sessions with "asses out, haha, like a nude sauna larp" are the main expectation.

and he sends you nude photos of models at the beach to "show you the beach that'll be the backdrop of some scenes". tits out, have at it. if you're a woman he starts making stupid ass innuendos. if you're a dude he tries to start some sort of camaraderie over the whole thing. he makes inappropriate jokes asking if maybe you have some lady friends working in game dev looking for work, too.

the dude is now frantically editing all the public linkedin posts he made about it. deleting the recruitment offers. he's so fucking surprised he was met with disgust and resistance and somehow no one wants to sign with him... what the everloving fuck.

[snapyobbg]

[specsthesecond]

the knot slowly expanding til it starts struggling to enter and exit your hole, making an increasingly wet popping sound, til finally it gets stuck on the entrance and they have to puuush it in that final time, finally knotting you and cumming in you

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

And it's slow and deliberate 🤤🤤🤤🤤

And they know what it's doing to you🤤🤤

And you HAVE to do prone bone so that their weight is pushing the knot in as deep as possible and you can feel it in your tummy against the bed and they just keep you there for as long as they'd like, not like you can do anything about it with your fucked out little brain🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

You think they're gonna pull out when the knot finally deflates enough but all they do is pull the knot out and then ram it back in! And again and again until it starts to expand all over again so they can fill you up with another load. And you can do nothing but drool and moan against the sheets.🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫