max/cecil ⚘ they/he ⚘ 22 ⚘ transmasc butch dyke
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i really know fuckall about deltarune but susie is my favorite cuz my brother sent me a photo of her like a month ago with just the caption "you"
#max sprouts#eventually ill get around to it#i tend to get very overwhelmed when things are So Popular tbh
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Susie but she's one of lizards I saw on a walk yesterday
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tumblr is a pretty tolerable place when you have thousands of people blocked and hundreds of content filters active at all times
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Job listings be like:
People harasser (0.4$/hour)
5000$ salary work now remote job! (scam)
Food industry (0.3$/hour)
Online scammer (0.3$/hour)
Help a Danish farmer put on his socks (4000$/hour)
Job that requires a degree (0.4$/hour)
Pick up dog shit (1.2$/hour)
Online remote job (scam)
Remote job (scam)
Job (scam)
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shoutout to everyone with a flat affect. especially those on the schizophrenia or autism spectrums. or both if youre nasty.
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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*scrolling*
not reading that sorry
not reading that sorry
squeak now or forever hold your cheese? lol!
not reading that sorry
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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...
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