#this is funny to me at least

[frothingatthemaw]

guys 1 out of 10 how funny is it that i make johnny knoxville exaggeratedly southern to the point where the guy in my head takes on this attribute too? this man realistically did not speak like this irl and yet the guy in my head does.

[tanuki-ticks]

What if in Digimon World (the original one on the PS1) the protagonist was replaced with Hank Hill???

Hank and his Digimon partner reach the peak of Mt. Infinity and Boomhauer is in place of Analogman (Boomhauerman??? Analoghauer????)

"I tell you what man I didn't know my plans were ol' foiled by dang ol' Hank Hill man, tell you what man I was gonna take over dang ol' Net World and rule File Island man, dang ol' Machinedramon I tell you what"

"Digimon are not slaves to humans, I tell you h'what Boomhauer, I'm gonna kick your ass!!"

[friendofmordred]

Mordred/Galahad doesn't really do it for me but I was never like, a destiel fan, so what do I know

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.

[eggramenart]

good for them but lmfao ???

[hamletthedane]

I'm too much of a sucker for the tragedy of Wicked's ending to take any of this seriously, but the funniest possible fix-it concept is that Glinda just. Does not know. How the fuck. To send this 12yo back to Kansas. Like why the hell would she know how to do that?? Who thought it was a good idea to leave her in charge of this???

And from Dorothy's POV, this is such a funny concept: imagine for a minute that you (a child) wake up in a Fairy-Land, become best friends with a (possibly mentally unstable?) talking scarecrow, and are told by the god-kind that you must go murder his political rival before he'll send go home. Fine. This might as well happen.

And when you return from said murder - which is somehow successful - it turns out the god-king is a fraud and cannot help you. Whoops. Well, how about the OTHER seemingly most powerful person in the country? Ah, no....it turn out she had pretty limited powers in the magic department. And they're mostly bubble-related.

So she takes you (by bubble) to a tiny seaside town on the edge of the map to seek the help of her most powerful friends….the woman you just murdered and your scarecrow best friend who was an accomplice to that murder. And apparently, they’ve all three been dating since undergrad.

I mean, what do you even do with that.

[geezmarty]

things I drew while playing aa2. and by "things", ahah, well. let's just say. gumshoe

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[ninjasmudge]

thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can

+ top panel without text below the cut

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[doomedclockworkdotmp3]

his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby and Into the pit Oswald have similar “friends”..

[majimaisms]

okinawas top girlfailure <3

[twisting-in-wonderland]

why does he meow?

[cyber-skeletons]

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again