#this is fun asf
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
ok lets go
usually the original post is alright and its the comments that are weird, but not this time. bc i could say the exact same thing ab mcdonalds, that they would be disappointed crying pissing screaming etc when they see s5. i personally think more ronaldmcdonaldasses should be ok with a byler endgame, but if i said this they would all cry piss scream shit
--
yeah, he did say he's scared of losing her. but as the saying goes that you've prob seen from alot of other stuff, "if you love something you're not afraid to let it go". so idk ab u but mike saying that just confirms that the relationship is toxic and if it continues it might even turn into an emotionally abusive one, IMO (its a pattern- ur anxious the partner will leave, u start being more cautious around them; even turn into a whole another version of urself u think the partner will like more (mikes lenora drip), etc etc. very stressful for u (mike) and also ur partner (el)).
"he's clearly inlove with eleven" idk it wasnt really clear to me when she offensively side-eyed him at the cabin and then he rolled his eyes or wtvr that was, which was literally the last time they interacted. not really madly in love healthy relationship of them tbh. and its EL not goddamn eleven that alone speaks volumes ab how much they care ab her well-being or character arc or wtvr their other excuses are (they say mike leaving her would crush her, but so would if u called her eleven in her face)
"it would go against everything we've seen in the show" i agree with this one. except, byler not being canon would go against everything blablabla 🤓 like, we've seen this happen before with steve and robin, this would just be even more bombastic.
then, the show dunks on homophobes all the time so Macabre canon would go against that too; and yes, it would be homophobic to use a gay character's CONFESSION and FEELINGS THAT ARE ALREADY CAUSING HIM PAIN to uplift the straight couple, making them happy married with 17 kids while the gay character is in even more pain and like dies or smth
--
holy shit i thought yall were exaggerating when u said they actually think mleven is love at first sight.
1) the duffers wouldnt "suddenly scrap it", ppl have been finding subtext and set design clues since the beginning, since ep1. no its not delusions, its stuff for which there isnt any other actual explanation. it all makes sense, every subtext reference, every set design prop, every decoration on clothes- theres even an official st video on yt where the set design says she put triangles on robins clothes bc shes gay asf. Guess who else has triangles on his shirt (which he wears for majority of the show, might i add)? MIKE -but that just means he likes girls!! just like robin, to shut down any theories the fans made ab him liking guys!!! hes a lesbian😭😭😭
2) im assuming these are hard core fans, since theyre still in the subreddit and all that, and i dont doubt theyve seen the stranger things twitter account say they don't believe in love at first sight. so the writers=write the show. don't believe in love at first sight, it's just cheesy (infatuated) 12yr old shit. so, why would they include smth they think isn't real, unrealistic even? except if they're saying mike and els love isn't real-
--
alright final one. the classic "yall delusional" argument. Nothing else to say besides we are seeing patterns and we are recognizing them. not my fault ur not as observant and intelligent🙄
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
gimme 5 mins and y'all will see how i repair my own shit perfectly 😌🔫
#nectar's rambling#i'm curious tho-#how tf did y'all end up in this mess#but then act as if y'all don't see shit when i post my usual bs 🤡#...#/jk#this is fun asf#i love to whine
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
She tried 😔
#dungeon meshi#farcille#marcille donato#falin touden#delicious in dungeon#lgbtqia#my art#read right to left#this took 57 hours#drawing when its cold asf is not fun#the bottom drawing on the 6th page is actually a separate piece i made then gave me the idea to make it into a one shot#if this does well i might make more
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
I drew this one after seeing some really sick leather shoes
#death note#death note fanart#mello#mello death note#mihael keehl#my art#illustration#this was like… the first mello I ever drew#and I instantly understood why Obata liked drawing leather clothing#Mello’s eyes remind me of a hare sometimes#he just has a sort of crazed look to him that’s fun asf
327 notes
·
View notes
Text
drew DCA in my irl clothes hehe (half-assed colored ver. under the cut)
guys i tried SO hard to pick outfits with colors for this but literally most of my wardrobe is black/dark colors
#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca fandom#sundrop#moondrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf eclipse#dca eclipse#pingdoobles#it's tradition for me to draw the blorbos in my irl clothes idk its fun i think everyone should try it atleast once!!#this was shittily done and honestly i was falling asleep while drawing it so it's messy asf but thats ok!!#some of the outfits drawn here are the most colorful ones i own im so serious#i had a little fashion show while working on this while trying to find my more colorful clothes lmao
363 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jason Grace isn’t boring y’all were just to busy comparing him to Percy to notice.
#jason grace#he’s so fun#liked him from the moment I saw him#like yeah I was confused cause where is percy but like#it wasn’t the end of the world#he’s so cool#the whole tlh trio is cool tbh#heroes of olympus#the lost hero#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#percy jackson#love jason#he’s cool asf
641 notes
·
View notes
Text
“You won?”
Huh, sure do wonder how these two resolved things 👀
(This is so cringe guys I’m sorry 💀)
The more I read it the more I think it doesn’t really involve the ship, but I tried. More importantly though I wanna emphasize how their relationship is though. BLU Spy loves messing with RED Engie, and RED Engie is constantly paranoid with his surroundings, ESPECIALLY around his babies (his machines). So I thought, if RED Engie was able to pull one over on BLU Spy, how would Spy react?..
Conclusion: Spy doesn’t care. He finds Engie “amusing”.
#TF2#Team Fortress 2#Now way this ain’t cringe bro#But uh seriously tho#I think imma portray these two as enemies that constantly bicker with each other. spy doing is for fun and Engie just being annoyed asf#I love the idea of Spy just constantly messing with Engie lol. think it’s funny#also just….toxic yaoi? AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? TOXIC YAOI?#Toxic Yaoi#…I think#Anyways um. there will be a bonus to this 👍#Spy kissing Engie sloppy style after this#Spy#Engineer#BLU Spy#RED Engineer#Spy X Engineer#(?)#Napoleon Complex#Cartoons#Doodles#Sketches
200 notes
·
View notes
Text
get cramped idiot
#sebek zigvolt#cramps beam#trans sebek propaganda#im so mad#im chewing my walls how do I unsubscribe#anyways its always fun to think of shark week sebek bcause his personality is literaly the stereotype#mad at everyone and hungry and snaps at u for literally nothing and moody asf and cries immediately#so its likr r u on shark week or r u like somehow even worse then#id post of main if they were like 3% less rushed i want ppl to see the truth
195 notes
·
View notes
Note
xi hear me out. Taking Dick’s vcard like he’s super curious so he goes to you to ask for help n u r single handedly the catalyst that launches him into being a fratboy in college bc he wants to have sex that good again— so normal over this idea
and the crowd goes fucking crazy for cressie
tags: fem reader, virgin uni!dick, then... frat boy!dick lol, unprotected sex, penetrative sex, oral sex, pussy sniffin’ (for 2 seconds), fuckin' n fuckin' n fuckin', this became way longer than i intended... enjoy!
"are you ready?"
both of your hands hold dick’s shoulders, your knees holding your form up, the warmth of his cock hitting your bare entrance. weary and wide blue eyes watch you, looking up to yours as he nods. "please, please, can’t wait anymore," he begins in a whine, quickly recovering and adjusting his voice to a more even one.
did you ever think that your childhood best friend who went off to uni would be ringing you the week he got home for summer break? of course.
did you expect him to timidly ask you how to fuck during that phone call? never in a million years.
see, dick grayson’s first year of university was full of studying, staying in his dorm, and acing every exam. he went to school a good boy, and wasn’t tempted by parties, clubbing, or the mere idea to get a fake id. the last thing he cared about was girls, wanting nothing more than to make the dean's list.
he was a good boy, but that only went so far. dick realized at some point or another (specifically, when wally had a video called him telling about this girl he was fucking, dick was just slightly jealous) he had to lose his virginity. he wasn’t thirsty for pussy. he knew how to get himself off, but when measuring if he should hookup with a random from campus or you, the answer came easy.
a week into his summer break and he’d brought takeout to your place, the house he’d grown up going to. and when all was said and done, and you’d led him with a hand to your room, his cock was already hard in his pants.
but you didn’t rush, you taught him a woman’s pleasure before you’d decided to ride him. you helped him prepare yourself, his fingers exploring what was your entrance. calloused fingers rubbing and catching the feel of your most sensitive parts, memorizing the face you made when he experimentally curled his fingers. measuring how much pleasure stimulation on your clit gave you. and, as any good boy would, did exactly what elicited moans from you with his fingers alone.
and when you’d felt yourself ready, you decided riding him was the safest option. allowing him time to get adjusted to your hole and finding a slow pace that would make the both of you comfortable.
sinking down onto his length, you watched the way his eyes closed, black waves falling back as his neck fell backward. you felt so much better than his fist.
"ya-ya alright?" you ask, inching down until the man’s full length sits tightly inside of you, checking in with the man before you. and he nods, hands finding the fat of your hips as he begins attempting to lift you.
"p-please, jesus christ, need you to fuckin’ move," he moans, eyes meeting yours once more. without a single thrust, without a full ‘fuck’ yet, dick found himself pussy drunk over you.
the feeling of your sweetness surrounding him was something he could get a high off of, addiction setting in. but when you helped him lift your ass off of his thighs, he moaned your name and it was as sweet as honey the way it hit your ears.
"be nice," you fake-warn with a laugh, finding a small rhythm to fuck his length to, not missing the way dick’s eyes roam your body. from the way your tits bounced with every thrust, your lips that remained parted and the whines you executed, and the way your thighs spread atop his every time you brought yourself down.
dick thanked himself that he asked you to take his virginity. his sweet best friend fucking him like it was her job… could he find himself in a better situation?
the answer was easily yes. because, though dick grayson was a strong man, happy trail littering a strong abdomen and biceps and triceps that flexed every time he brought you down onto his cock, he was still a virgin.
so, when a loud and porn-worthy moan fell between his lips and you felt his cock twitch deep inside of you, you couldn’t blame the man.
red flushed his cheeks as he looked up to you, who found rest against his thighs, hands once more finding place on his shoulders. "fuck, sorry, you’re just… have thought about fucking you since forever," he wasn’t lying, and you slipped a hand to cradle his face.
"hey, you lasted longer than my ex," you remind with a laugh, leaning in to press a kiss to his cheek, allowing him to come down from his high comfortably.
and every other booty call he gave you that summer was followed by apologies, the food he grabbed from a takeout restaurant, and a mind-blowing fuck.
so, it was only instinct that when he found himself on campus again, he had to find a replacement for you. though, hard, because nobody was you, he was more encouraged to go out. finding himself at a different frat party every other friday, finding a new girl to take to his apartment.
even with his imagination running wild, eyes closed as he attempted to imagine that every pussy was yours. that every ass was yours when he groped it. that every girl was you, he failed every time. nobody fucked him like you did, but that didn’t discourage him.
at the end of the day… he still liked fucking.
and with every frat party in his sophomore year of college, came with ideas of recruitment. flyers filled with infographics thrown at him and greek letters surrounding him.
wally liked his frat, talks of brotherhood and free booze. he wore his letters with pride, and it seemed that every house on campus wanted dick.
for good reason, too. who doesn’t want a tall, ripped, smart stud in their frat? can you imagine the bitches dick pulls from that alone?
and even when he gained his greek letters, found a new girl to fuck every day of the weekend, and consumed enough alcohol to grow his tolerance double from the time he entered his university, thanksgiving break comes around… and it comes around fast.
"hey," dick grayson, new recruit from his frat, says as he’s headed home for the week-long break. a few quick hours and he’s headed into the hometown you'd both grown up in.
"hey, dick," you say from the other line, sitting in your bed, already home for the time being.
"you free anytime this week? ‘m headed home now, will probably be there in the next hour," he says, and you notice a change in his voice. the man who was your best friend had a suaveness in his tone. a sultry seductiveness that you’d never heard leave his lips in all ten years of knowing him.
it’s hard to deny the fact that it made you want him to come to your house before he had the chance to drop his bags off, but... you weren't desperate.
"yeah, i’ve got a few free days," you reply and dick chuckles on the other line.
"hm, doin’ anything tonight?"
dick grayson, home for the holidays with a trunk full of comfortable winter clothes and coats, wasn’t a fucking animal. he went to his house, unloaded his trunk, and grabbed a bite to eat. greeted his adoptive father while a chunk of steak made its way down his throat and he stumbled to slide a pair of easy shoes on.
but, he also wasn’t going to deprive himself of you when he could only imagine you in your bed on the phone with him. when he visualized the way your legs looked in pajama shorts that he’d plan to slide to the side, a tank top that your nipples would poke out of.
oh god, in the few months away, he had matured; took him work to get hard. but when it came to you? the second you opened the door, his hands were holding you in all the places you’d missed him (after seeing your car was the only one in the driveway, of course).
"missed you," he breathed out in your mouth. mint mixed with some chocolate protein shake was all you could taste on his tongue. his mouth moved against yours skillfully, lips moving in a sloppy yet patterned way that had his tongue lapping up every taste of your saliva like a hungry dog.
you laugh, hands wrapping around his neck, pushing scruffy curls out of the way. longer hair than he usually sported, but fuck, did he make it look good. "missed me? or missed fucking me?" you correct, dick’s lips still pressed to yours as one hand knots itself in the back of your hair, his other hand following his brain waves.
the door? no, you deserved more than to be fucked against the hardwood of a fucking door. the couch? he debated falling to his knees while you stood leaning against the wall behind you, tongue salivating at the thought of tasting your sweetness again.
oh, your taste.
his legs made their mind up for him, quads spreading underneath black joggers as his knees hit the ground a little too rough. if you weren’t in a daze of him you’d cringe at the sound of him hitting the floor beneath him. instead, wide eyes looked down at him, finally taking a full look at the man.
maybe you were reminiscent of the first time you were with the man. when you were the one held by your knees as he stared at you with wide eyes. but, there was nothing curious nor naive held in his current gaze. his gaze that, even while on the lower level that his knees brought him, made you feel like prey to a wolf.
wavy and shiny black hair fell just short of his shoulders, some sort of a mullet that suited him in a way you couldn’t explain. the three greek letters of his newfound frat stitched into the navy crewneck that held a ring around his neck. adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows the almost embarrassing build-up of saliva in his mouth.
"not here," you warn.
"yes here."
"dick, come to my fuckin-" you’re cut off by him leaning forward, nose hitting the spot where your own thighs met. skimpy shorts and underwear covering what he wanted most. and like a dog in damned heat, dick takes a long and deep smell of your womanhood, one that makes your hand fly to his hair and a groan leave the depths of his throat.
"are you fucking with me?" and dick chuckles. "you have no idea how much i missed your fuckin’ pussy. fucked a lot of girls this semester and none come close to you."
the sentence makes you cringe. if the man below you was attempting a seduction technique, he was failing miserably. "i don’t wanna hear about your other girlfriends when you have your face in me," another chuckle.
"want me to tell you what i think about when i jerk off?"
another cringe.
"no, you fucking freak," you groan while pulling at the hem of your shorts. dick is quick to help you, fingertips dipping under your underwear in the same movement, allowing them to fall in a pool around your ankles.
"think about fuckin' this pretty pussy," he starts, index finger finding your slit and collecting the wetness on it. "i think about being in this pussy, i think about licking you up and fucking all my cum in you," with every word his lips come closer.
with a lick of his upper lip, a rough hand falls underneath your thigh. guiding you to rest your leg over his shoulder, thick muscle holding you up as you let him maneuver your body. any means to get him to shut the fuck up.
his nose brushes against your womanhood, another deep inhale. "you got me whipped," dick laughs, moving forward while he sticks his tongue out. laying it flat while his fingers help to spread the lips of your entrance. and as soon as he sees the way you instinctively move the muscles that control your entrance, he just knows he has a wet patch of pre leaking from his cockhead.
"shut up," you say, words flowing easily until you inhale sharply when the flat of his tongue falls on your clit. it's hard to hold yourself up, and given the circumstances, you can only be half thankful that the man below you has graced you with muscles that held your partially standing form.
dick grayson, your childhood best friend who-just a few months ago had asked you to take his virginity-was clearly no longer a virgin. without knowing much other than what he's explicitly told you since he's walked inside your home, he has become a womanizer of sorts. a womanizer whose sweet spot was none other than you. because none of the girls he fucked were woman in the way you were.
your eyes peer down, and you're unsure if you're enjoying dick's tongue to the extent that he's giving you himself right now. his blue eyes closed and throat groaning as his mouth moves in ways that have your knees buckling and mouth falling agape. "h-holy fuck," you moan, and dick finds approval in that, palms gripping your soft flesh until one moves to begin playing with your entrance.
no consideration for teasing as the wetness of your core has his cock twitch in his joggers. he needs you, and he doesn't care if it's more than you do him.
though, based on the slick that's dripping from your pussy down his calloused fingers, it's hard to differentiate.
"missed me too, huh?" he asks, lips moving and humming against your sensitive clit, middle and ring finger gliding their way into your entrance with ease. "c'mon... tell me you think about me too," dick groans, too eager to allow you time to adjust to the lengths of his digits filling your hole. instead, finding a pace while he kisses your clit, eyes looking up and meeting yours.
"fuck... yeah, i think 'bout you," you begin, a hand finding his dark waves and tightening into a fist while the other attempts to hold yourself up against the painted wall you supported yourself against. "always think about how pretty ya looked," you moan with a small laugh, and dick meets your laugh, though his fingers never halt.
a small glint of appreciation can be read across his face as he admires yours. admires the hair that's beginning to stick to your face and your lips that are slowly swelling from the pressure of your teeth biting down on them.
"'m not gonna look pretty tonight," he says, the pace of his fingers slowing as he finds a scissoring motion that has your eyes rolling to the back of your head. with the help of his head, you straighten yourself once again, regaining composure as you repeat the words he said in your head.
"huh?" you question, and dick smirks something wicked.
"you took the reigns last time, 'm gonna fuck you all up tonight."
and dick grayson, no longer a virgin, no longer a pussy-less nerd, proved himself by staking claim on yours. because, even though he claimed he wouldn't look pretty for you tonight, the way he did when you rode him and introduced him to the world of sex, with sweat dripping off his forehead and onto yours, cum filling your pussy, and fucking you in every position he could think of, he looked ethereal.
dick grayson did as he said he'd do. he fucked you up for the rest of the break. he had you calling him for late-night dick appointments and had you slobbering on his cock just the way he had intended you to. dick had corrupted you in a way you'd never been before; finding yourself sitting and waiting for his call when summer would eventually roll through.
#also i am sooo sorry ive been gone asf... have been soooo unbearably busy#THANK YOU CRESSIE!!!#this was so fucking fun to write like... this idea?#jesus!!!#i need to PUSSY WHIP THAT MAN!!!!#dick grayson smut#dick grayson#dick grayson x you#dick grayson x y/n#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x female!reader#nightwing smut#nightwing x you#nightwing x reader#nightwing
758 notes
·
View notes
Text
what’s up my skibidi sigmas 💜💜💜💜
#BASED OFF MIZUKIS ‘UNYIELDING OBSESSION’ CARD IN PJSEKAI ^_^ ive been playing it more recently it’s fun asf bro#hamilton#hamilton musical#eliza schuyler#eliza hamilton#my art#anyways i love mitski’s music it’s so 🙁🙁
153 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ghost Chef 1 stronger than me. i woulda quit my damn job or conveniently placed a cleaver into one of my essential internal organs
#I KNOW THAT KITCHEN LOUUUUD ASF#next floyd plays a fun game called can sebek dodge all the knives i throw at him#nightmare crucible lineup#IM KIDDING I LOVE THEM BOTH TEEHEE <3#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#floyd leech#fanart#memes#meme#culinary crucible#shitpost#LITERAL shitpost#sorry for how messy it is i wasnt going to do it all ine one go and i have to wake up in 3 hours just dont zoom in that closely LMFAO#i saw a pic earlier of malleus and leona both turning away from their plates in disgust#im imagining sebeks reaction LIKE PLEASE HED FUCKIJG EVAPORATE#also special shoutout to papyrus undertale for giving me the skills to draw ghost chef#hyuckscraps
878 notes
·
View notes
Text
like that ah! like that ooh! 'POSE' — LIGHTSUM (2024)
#lightsum#femaleidolsedit#femaleidol#ggnet#idolady#nugudomedit#sophiegifs#Im late sawrryyyy i had work this morning#Bitch this mv was a model conventionnnn like did u see these faces#This wack ass company really said hey Just have fun in this room we decorated for u . And they ate ts up!#Let me say sangita never fails to surprise me like miss gorgina always looks better and better every day#At least the song fire asf. but could have used one more chorus IMOOO#Waittsysujwhe these are nottt cute on mobile okayyy well i tried
215 notes
·
View notes
Text
mayb i’ll post my boosters here too
#im kinda back mayb#i missed interacting with ppl on here too much yall are so fun#booster gold#DC#i wish i had time to color them but alas.#speaking of which if anyone wants to color these go ahead idm at all my only request is that you show me cause i would be delighted asf#to see that#my house is still unsafe but im playin it rlly cautiously#😎#been having the worst fucking week of my entire life it’s been awful but the little heroes in my brain have kept me sane#sorry for venting slightly in the tags dont read em
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
do you shoot guns n shi? (I'm clearly not american)
LOL i mean. i, personally, haven’t shot anything in a while (i’ve gotten soft and i literally cried after killing this giant centipede so idk if i could handle it anymore. i would dove hunt tho probs) but my family goes hunting whenever they can 🤷♀️ we used to have issues with hogs on the farm and kept weapons around for that, too. and for coyotes/raccoons when we kept chickens
i HATED it as a kid loll, i have a few old pics of me just scowling while holding rifles or my old bb gun
#a lot of my dad’s friends have funny novelty guns#like. idk this dude that was basically my uncle growing up had a 1800s cowboy gun that was fun asf#they just liked to drink n shoot shit while we rode go carts#i don’t know actual names for any of them but i like ooo-ing and ahhh-ing when ppl show me their guns#talk#ask
86 notes
·
View notes
Text
one thing about five is he will always have a hand in his pockets or a drink within reach
#i don’t think i’ve done a sketch of fives full outfit in color yet and let me tell you#something about coloring the umbrella academy uniform is so fun#boutta draw a billion more#anyways i STRUGGGGGLED with the sketch on the right#no reference for that one and i think it’s obvious because the pose is stiff asf lmao#anyways hi moots and everyone else thank you for supporting me and my art#you’re awesome#laur says stuff#laur draws stuff#my art#artists on tumblr#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#tua five#tua number five#number five hargreeves#tua s4 hater !!!!!!!#steve blackman hater !!!!!!#the boy#five#old man five#five fanart#female artists#artist support
109 notes
·
View notes
Text
never be ashamed to create just for yourself. i hope that through the music you sing, the words you write, every brush stroke you carefully map out brings you closer to the comfort and safety you deserve. and even if it exists only in your mind, let it be and heal. <3
enjoy the small moments of peace you create for yourself. be confident in your small joys and victories - no matter how self-indulgent, it's not selfish to invest in what makes you happy and loving yourself.
fandom is supposed to be cringe and embarrassing!! cause isn't that point? the novelty of making your favorites a little ooc just to enjoy it for yourself? anyways, block and move on, quit wasting your energy on the things that don't need it.
#pingyappathon#thinking ab fandom things#if the content you find isn't your preference block or scroll away!#or just.. create the content you like for yourself. people like minded will flock#its weird to shit on others when their takes aren't inherently harmful#stay safe! have fun! don't be an asshole!#this applies to both canon and fanon purists btw. some of yall be mean asf for no reason chill out#im talking all fandoms. not just the ones im active in rn.
73 notes
·
View notes