#this is for u freaky anon

[sillyhahasilly]

caldre nsfw headcanons under cut.

(plz don't heavily interact if ur like under 16, ik I can't control it but yk.)

their first was initiated by cal and reciprocated by andre.

it happened well after they started planning zd, well after they realized how alike they are. by then they had already bared their truest self out to eachother. all their violent and fucked up desires, so why not keep going?

they were having one of those conversations, talking about their mental health and desires to die and cause harm and getting very emotionally intimate. I think andre said some shit like, I've never been this real with someone before. you're are the only person who knows me. really knows me. so, cal js fucking kisses him. a deep and incredibly desperate kiss, like he was starving. andre backs out and he js stares, wide eyed, at cal. and cal is so scared. that is the first time andre saw cal look scared.

andre kisses him back and they don't stop. cal climbs on top of andre, swinging his leg over him in an attempt to get closer. he's sitting on andres lap and both of their hands are all over eachother. both of them get hard embrassingly fast, and one of them accidently grinds on the other. they both stopped when that happened, shocked. andre would start to say how this isn't right or he isn't gay, so cal would reply, do you want to stop? obv, andre says no. so then cal would be like, great, fuck it. and then they'd be back all over eachother, grinding and making out. bc of how worked up cal was he'd come first, but not by much. afterwards, they were both surprisingly giddy. but they did need to awkwardly wash some jeans.

tdlr: their first time they both grinding on eachother and came in their own pants. js two desperate, hormonal, teen boys.

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they have a fucking codename for having sex. smth stupid, but sweet. I got this from a fic, and in it they called it "syncing". I feel like andre def started calling it that, cuz he's the one into military shit. they use it so they don't need to say it, and they can kinda distance themselves from what they are doing bc of how shamed gay sex was. internalized homophobia and all that. I feel like they would also be so afraid of zd being blamed on their sexuality so so much, so this small thing would add js another layer of protection.

this ain't nsfw really, but it's like they live a secret life with eachother. they act differently together around others then they do in private, like a code switch. they are always hiding in daylight out of shame.

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cals sex drive is either 1 or a 100. when he wants it, he wants it. he can get so desperate. once he greeted andre in the school hallway by whispering, "youre going to fuck me tonight." and then js acted like he didn't say anything bad.

when andres the one who wants it bad, he gets whiny. he will literally beg cal to let him be inside him, he'll say shit like "I'll be quick, I'll make you feel so good." after, he'll lowkey pretend that he didn't js beg like a dog. cal teases him for it. sometimes he'll purposefully work him up to that point.

(also if it ain't obv, andre tops and cal bottoms. BUT I can see them switching like once, but I feel like andre wouldn't like how gay it would make him feel.)

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they take anger and frustration from everything out on eachother during sex. andre got thrown into a locker and called a fag?? he will fuck cal hard and ruthless into the mattress to be in primal control of smth. cal is mad at humanity cause he spent another function quiet and resevred in the corner? he pushes andre around and leaves bruises everywhere.

they will talk abt violent fantasies of things they want to do to enemies and humanity during sex. yeah.

they have def talked abt how great zd is gonna feel and how they will be like gods while fucking.

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cal likes to be hurt during sex. bruises, bites, he loves getting bitten. he enjoys purposefully not doing enough prep so it hurts for a little bit.

andre likes to bite and bruise. match made in heaven. he does also enjoy pain, but not as much as cal.

tw sh!!! there has been times when andre will purposefully irritate cals healing scars. it's up to u to decide if they got freaky enough to cut eachother during sex.

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right after, andre gets really affectionate compared to how he normally is. he cuddles and hugs cal close to his body and does shit that he'll call gross and cringe normally like kiss him on the check.

sometimes tho, cal will get weirdly sad and quiet after sex. andre will try his best to talk to him abt it, (which isn't vv good) but they never really do. it's his depression and the drastic fall from pleasure to normal, kinda like the freaky version of feeling sad after hanging out w a friend for a long time.

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and ermmm. that's it. I did not mean for this to be this long but I guess reading gay porn fics way to young payed off <3

[yayll]

Hi!! It’s my first time requesting something so I dont know how that works.. um I was thinking of some mission like some kind of ball that dazai and y/n has to go and y/n has to seduce someone to get information out of them. You know those masquerade balls? Yeah I think that really goood!! And dazai gets sooooooooo jealous and after she got the information dazai kiss her infront of that person to show him that she’s his😭😭😭😭😭😭omg

HIII angel sorry this took me a while, but i hope you like it :') i tweaked your idea a lil and fingers crossed this is what you so graciously asked for. i tried to put my best jealous goofy ass dazai in there along with the absolute MUSH his brain turns into when he has you to himself mixed with a lil........ fucked in the headness. i love requests! this was soooo fun to write i love youuuuuu <3

~ a little something about Dazai and his uncharacteristic jealousy ~

"Osamu, come on... You're my only sweetheart, you know that."

You call out half sweetly and half out of breath as you follow him down the hallway of the lavish event you were currently attending, dressed to the nines and trying to remain undercover. You were coming to realize why people didn't date within the workplace as he walked ahead, grumbling to himself. He's trying to remain unfazed, pretending to still be upset as he shrugs with his back turned to you.

"Hmph. I dunno, I don't feel like I'm your 'sweet' anything..."

This causes you to roll your eyes affectionately and pick up the pace, placing a hand on the back of his shoulder to finally stop him in his tracks. You flash him a sincere smile, and speak softly.

"I'm really sorry you had to see that. I didn't know that asshole was going to kiss me after he let me go. I also didn't think you'd ever get jealous..."

You say that last part with a more playful tone, treading dangerous waters of your unpredictable lover's emotions. As expected, he sighs dramatically, casting you a look of disgust.

"Ugh, of course I'm not... That's honestly sooo lame and pathetic. I can entertain jealousy as much as I can entertain one of Kunikida's little speeches on morals, or whatever."

"You mean his 'ideals'?"

You chide, stifling a laugh. He glares at you, his eyes narrowing as he scans you for a moment.

He can't find a single flaw on that precious face, not a single stray hair or stain on your exquisite outfit. He should change that by the end of the night.

"... You're always so negative, correcting me and whatnot. Isn't it tiring being so irritatingly superior in every way?"

This one gets a laugh out of you, You can tell he's slowly lightening up his mood by the way you both begin walking side by side once again.

"Yeah well, if it weren't for that little kiss earlier, we'd both still be all tied up in the wine cellar of this wonderful party."

He flashes you a pout, and shrugs dismissively.

"And here I thought you of all people would like the idea of being tied up with me. Hmph, wrong partner, I suppose."

Now he was starting to pick back at you, though it was cute. Jealousy looked cute on him, it was something you didn't think he was capable of. It was a pity it had to be during a mission where your main asset was your seduction skills and his was mental instability. You hated every second of it, but you also wanted to make sure you both made it out with the secret intel alive.

You make your way into the grand ballroom, the gala is in full swing, and your eyes dart around to find a proper escape route. Just as you see an exit, a handsome and well dressed young man blocks your view, sticking his hand out.

"Hi. You're gorgeous. Care for a dance?"

You stare down at his hand and then back up at the stranger, your face flushing as you're caught off guard.

"Me? No, no I-"

Dazai immediately interjects, sloppily holding a glass of champagne that somehow manifested in his hand and pretends to be drunk. He loved his theatrics, especially when he was desperate.

He bumps harshly into the young man's shoulder, the alcohol sloshing out of the cup as he slurs, but not before he flashes you a wink to tell you to play along.

"Sooo sorry, pardon me. This indeed beautiful angel is quite busy you see... Taking care of me that is. Ooh, I'm a wreck! I'm nothing but a sad and lonely dog.. In this sad and lonely world-"

The man looks at Dazai skeptically, and huffs into a chuckle. He shoves him away, and turns his attention back to you. Your eyes dart nervously between the two, wondering what Dazai will do next.

"Shut it, clown.. Anyway, I think this further proves you should be in the company of a gentleman like me tonight rather than this wet mop-"

The sound of a champagne flute soaring through the air and connecting to the man's skull is suddenly heard, interrupting him and sending him falling to the ground along with broken glass and liquid everywhere. In one swift motion, Dazai is at your side with a premature victorious smirk, but before you can both be on your way, the man regains his posture and spins him around, punching him square in the face. Dazai's not scrawny or weak, but he isn't the most skilled fighter, relying mostly on his special ability and intelligence to get him out of things.

You gasp, instinctively grabbing Dazai by the collar of his suit and dragging him away to get lost in the crowd of concerned people. You finally make it outside and you both collapse onto the soft grass just outside the venue. It's decorated with all kinds of flowers and fragrant rose bushes, it almost looks like you're at the garden of Versailles. You look over at Dazai, his nose bleeding all over the place, but he looks completely unbothered by it. As you reach over to touch the bridge of his nose, he grabs your wrist and holds it away gently. He waves a finger at you.

"No touchy, I've got it."

He does not, in fact, got it. He looks around until he plucks a rose petal and uses it to wipe his nostrils. You frown, getting all up in his space within an instant.

"What on earth are you doing, Osamu? Let me help, you goofball. Your nose is a mess thanks to that stunt you pulled."

You tear off a bit of fabric from your outfit and dab his skin tenderly, holding his head on your lap now. You can see some blood has trailed down his neck, staining the bandages there along with the collar of his crisp white dress shirt you picked out for him this morning. Dazai perks up, his voice slightly strained but full of lightheartedness.

"How does it feel to work with the agency's most tactical and covert operative? Eh?~"

You bite back a smile, and shake your head. You murmur.

"Feels like he's asking for a death wish a little more than usual."

Your lips soon become a thin line, realizing your statement hurts a little more in the context of the situation than it usually would. He notices your mood shift as his eyes flicker from your concerned eyes down to your lips and back up again. He knows it hurts you when he's like this, reckless and acting out on the impulses of his own plans. He wants to sit up and close the gap between you, kiss you until you drop down those brave walls you're putting up for the sake of the mission. For the sake of your feelings for him. He knows he's careless with it all.

He hums, eyes trained on you as if burning the image of your heavenly self into his mind, where you always deserve to be. In the distance, a bulky sketchy looking man runs out of the venue frantically, looking around wildly and you both get the impression it's the guy from the cellar earlier who kissed you in exchange for your freedom.

Shit! You could have sworn you knocked him out cold. Dazai sits up from your lap and you two scoot more into the bush, trying to hide from him as he makes a call. You mutter under your breath, turning to Dazai as you begin to type something out on your communicator.

"Now's the perfect time to let the others know we're ready for extraction."

He's already looking at you, or gazing admiringly more like. He knows he can fuck up everything, pay any consequence, but the thing he needs to get right for the selfishness of his wretched little heart is you. He scoots a bit closer, hearing the sounds of both your shallow breaths harmonizing. He mutters, softly.

"It would also be the perfect time for you to kiss my face better. You know, for my wellness and all that. Besides, that guy wasn't very nice to us earlier and we need to get rid of any traces of him from those lips. Yuck."

You roll your eyes yet again, despite the fluttering that won't let your stomach rest.

"Who cares about that, we have a case to close first."

He smirks, voice dropping low and provocative.

"I care."

He leans in even further, practically caging you with both arms on either side of you. He can feel your breathing become more erratic, his own filled with a pathetic sense of need he always has when he's with you. Dazai's hand reaches out and grabs your chin, turning it up slightly to face him, making sure you drop this silly act once and for all. His voice comes out gentle, firm.

"I need you to physically push me away, or I swear I'm going to kiss you right now, cutie."

Your eyes widen as you let a shaky breath escape your plush lips, murmuring in return.

"I'll.. punch you in the nose again, you know..."

His hand moves from your chin to the side of your face, cupping your cheek as he takes another breath, his body aching to be as close to yours as possible. His eyes are fixed on you, tearing you apart right then and there, but not before putting you back together so nicely. In that moment, he knows you don't mean that, and he knows he can't resist anymore.

He then whispers with a finality, the anticipation torturing him like you do on a daily basis.

"I don't think I'm going to listen to that..."

You break into a faint smile as you perceive him back.

"You've still got a little blood on your-"

Without another word, Dazai closes the remaining distance between you and him, kissing you with fervor as his soft whines reverberate against your lips. You taste sweetness and then... metallic as your lips mesh together for a heavenly moment. He feels alive, this was what he needed, the soothing balm for his soul and any other wound only you could provide. He's like a vampire, a parasite leeching off of your very essence so he could be himself around you. Cowardly burrowing into the safety of your heart. You squirm just a tad, your fingers carding through his brown hair as you try to keep up. He pulls back after his nose can't push more air through and keeps his lips hovering over yours, feeling the heat from your mouth mingle with his as he sees your lips stained red with his blood. Just as he's going to comment on how disgustingly erotic it is to see you like that, he pushes away the indecent thoughts, using the bandage on his wrist to wipe your mouth instead.

"Okay, I'll be good for now. You can call for extraction.~"

It was a dumb thing to do and could be seen as him being territorial or jealous, but the reality of it was that it was the natural order of things when it came to the way he processed his affections. Someone gets in between the two of you in any way?

An uglier and more dangerous past version of himself would have called for an immediate execution, there was a reason he held the titles that he did. He did his very best to keep that mentality at bay, rebuking it every time he felt a dark urge that he felt needed to be dealt with, mostly for your sake and for the sake of the promise he made to a friend once. Though he can't lie and say that's not who he is anymore, he can always find a better way to get his point across... even if a wishful bullet to the head comes out in the form of a kiss on your precious lips. He'll try for you. He'll wear the fastidious label proudly and be Dazai, a jealous man.

[senvurii]

Ok does anyone else get really delusional when thinking about ctommy because whenever I think too hard about him, the end result my mind goes to is genuinely "wow. I don't think I'm afraid to die anymore" and I get more comfortable about the concept of death

[sheepthatgobaa]

solomon or simeon oiled up and naked you can only pick one

WHAT IS THIS ASK ANON?

I pick none cuz they would get frisky with each other either way 🤷‍♂️

[obsessive-evie]

caitlin’s such a freak i feel like she would not care if she played in a game with a visible hickey from her girl

you’re onto something here…

And like if media asked her abt it she just wouldn’t answer, not even deflect just smile and shrug her shoulders

Or like why do I feel like she’d ASK you to give her one, especially if the connor rumors have already been shut down, so everyone KNOWS it’s someone else. It would be like just peeking out of her jersey so you can see it but only rlly when her jersey moves.

same goes for scratches on her neck and shoulders, shared clothes, she wouldn’t shut down teases kate says or anything on social media speculating abt you two because of said hickeys

but once yall r public about it she’d be so lovesick and answer every question she’d get asked about you or your relationship

[dipperscavern]

Jon snow….i love him and I want to suck him until his soul leaves

i love him so much i want to fuck him till he cries. as a little treat

[taegularities]

hahaha i really want to ask this c and f jk and oc has hana or your other kids almost caught you yanno? 😂

(Pls i did when i was a kid obvs idk what it was but when im old enough im like what the heck did i saw) 😖😂 and i heard from friends they did too hahaha

OC: "Well, the others are too young. To even stand as well as to find it odd. Hana, however..."

Jungkook, puffing out a breath: "Yes, it happened once because she couldn't sleep. I put on my dressing gown and put her back to sleep."

Jungkook: "The next morning she started patting my wrist with so much empathy in her eyes that I wondered if I'd done something wrong. In truth, she proceeded to ask us in front of all the staff, 'Daddy, why were you and Mama fighting on the bed in the night?'"

[sanjiafterhours]

I love Sanji so much because he is my second favorite character and yet if he we're a real person I would never want him to know me or that I exist. I hate him so much. He's amazing. I wish he was dead. I want to be him. He's awful, and yet he is perfection.

you thinking how you want sanji dead but also in your bed

[captain-hawks]

Anyway I'm an absolute freak

-💥

very nice very good this is the place to be. i welcome u with open arms<3

[cheolism-archive]

i have nobody in my life that i’m comfy sharing this with, so why not w one of my fav carat authors on tumblr dot com??

me and this guy i’ve been talking to for a while have decided to take things slow rn,, but ur girl is in ovulation i need smth to suck !!!😭🤙 so i invited him over for “dinner” (see: me sucking something LMFAO) understandably he was very confused when i was ripping off his pants he was like “i thought we were taking it slow?” i licked up his 🍆 reaaalll slow and went “slow like that?” babes im pretty sure he saw the back of his head after that and he even said “thats NOT what i fuckin meant”

he slept soundly that night . anyway bc i stan seventeen and have to connect everything back to them dont u think this is so hoshi? LMFAOOo

GIRL LISTEN THE ABSOLUTE RIDE I WENT THROUGH IN THE FUCKING DMV READING THIS

at first i was like :(((( aw naur i hope everything is okay and then in fact i saw everything is VERY MUCH OKAY

good for u babie <3 get that dick <3 i hope it lived up to your dreams <33

and you are absolutely correct this is hoshi behavior. he would be so eager to prove to you that he can take things slow. he isn't compulsive about everything, and if you want the relationship to move slowly then you won't hear a complaint from his mouth. so when you suggest dinner at your apartment, soonyoung doesn't second guess it one bit. he brings over chicken and drinks and is so excited about a night in with his girl! he makes sure to bring his hoodie in his backpack for you to wear later when you get cold <3

and then when you talk about supper, he's nodding and getting ready to go get the food from the counter. but then when your fingers go to the draw strings of his sweatpants his brain goes completely blank. there's not a single thought in his mind: just an ERROR! message. because you wanted to take things slow, but then you're mouthing at his balls and he's trying not to cum from the absolutely sinful picture you make for him.

[toxintouch]

i think vere is a red velvet kind of guy, so i’ll get him that and champagne. yes, i will be wearing an outfit that he hand-picked for me. is it freaky? who knows?

I see your vision, anon! A good red velvet cake is priceless - those things are hard to get right. You must have worked very diligently.

(Look inside ur heart anon. U know.)

[hotluncheddie]

OKAY OKAY I HAVE SO MANY THIRSTY THOTS…expanding on chubby!eddie and also noting that we’re close to the holidays, it’s important to note that while eddie’s favorite holiday is halloween, steve ADORES christmas. he loves to decorate their shared home, go present shopping, and of course make ridiculously indulgent food. it isn’t like he doesn’t do that the rest of the year, but christmas gives him an excuse to try out recipes multiple times. each time he tries something new, he needs his secret taste tester in the kitchen with him (hint: it’s eddie wearing nothing but low waisted pajama pants) to ensure the quality of each dish. thus far, even if he’s offered pointers for improvement, eddie has eaten four variations of pumpkin pie, two different prosciutto wrapped asparagus variants, six variants of peanut butter cookies, and more without complaint. cooking days are fun because at the end, eddie will worship steve in the bedroom, sucking him off before pressing his belly to steve’s back while he slides in and out of him. when the two go christmas shopping, it’s a magical experience to get to indulge not only the others in their lives, but also each other. each obviously gets gifts for the other separately, but while they’re together, they like choosing things out live and in the store. for eddie, steve plucks a set of model paints and figures for dnd and a bat shaped mug from halloween clearance. eddie chooses a new hair mask he knows steve’s been wanting to try and a new robin’s egg blue sweater in a larger size (although not as prominent as eddie, steve had packed on some subtle but noticeable squish, a symptom of his happiness with eddie). these gifts aren’t a surprise, but the couple (notably steve) love any excuse to show their appreciation as possible. they celebrate with everyone on christmas eve. the hopper byers residence fits the whole crew of teens and adults nicely, but admittedly has to add another table when steve comes in with two entrees, four sides, and three desserts PLUS rolls. everything except for the ham and turkey get finished off, everyone there agrees that steve’s food was the best. the teens and eddie have boisterous arguments about dnd while steve and robin catch up with joyce and claudia. the night always ends with watching it’s a wonderful life because it’s surprisingly one of el’s favorites, but steve and eddie usually slip away a bit early to “prepare for the holiday”. in actuality, they head home and have lazy sex before going to sleep. on the actual holiday, the two sleep in until noon and open gifts quietly. they enjoy an episode or two of a show they enjoy, all the while enjoying rich and decadent desserts. at the end of the night, eddie usually ends up tied up using holiday ribbon, the bright red tulle digging into his fat hips. steve fucks him through overstimulation until the two are sobbing and covered in sweat and cum. the boys just like the holidays. lmao sorry for being awol, my semester has been Traumatic and there have been some pretty serious issues happening but i hope you like it slay -🦂

hello lovely 🦂!!!!! i hope ur doing okay even in the stress <3 but do i like it?? i LOVE it!!!

very obsessed with steve being a christmas lover and that rubbing off on eddie. bc thing with eddie is, his fav thing in the whole world is seeing steve happy and exited - so if that's christmas, well, then eddie’s a christmas guy all the way.

obsessed with them going and spoiling eachother with gifts omg and going shopping together so they know they’re getting things the other loves!! a robin egg blue sweater on steve!! so pretty!!

obsessed with them being a little family unit who sneak away for christmas day where it’s just them wrapped up in eachother. (after steve did his favourite thing and cook for everyone and eddie did his favourite things which is try and out eat and out drink hopper) i feel like they like to think they’re being subtle when they say their goodbyes at the end of the night. but they’ve been staring into eachother eyes for the past 15 minutes and eddie’s hand hasn’t left steve’s back pocket for the past hour... they’re not subtle at all.

and very very very obsessed with taste tester eddie (shirt off, low slung pyjamas, eating all day 🥵🥵🥵). always getting a little plumper over the autumn/winter - mainly because of steve’s cooking. likes having his belly on display to tease steve, likes hefting it up in his hands asking steve what he thinks, how he looks, if his shirt still fits, if his pyjama pants make his ass look big (he looks good, it fits enough for home but probably shouldn't wear it out, they do because his ass is big, biger than it used to be - but again 'looks really good ed's' *steves cheeks pink, half hard*). and omg them organising sundays as ‘cooking days’ - where eddie knows steve’s trying out new recipients ready for an event/holiday and that means batches of variations. and that mean he’s trying every one, secretly planning to try and push himself to finish each one too. belly out, in his lap. always taking breaks to slip up behind steve and annoy him, poke around at what hes doing. but also focusing on eating and enjoying what a good cook steve is. he could never give it up, its too delicious. and god he loves telling steve that - watching him try and brush it off but eddie sees how his pupils get a little bigger watching eddie eat, watching eddie enjoy and indulge.

and obsessed obsessed obsessed with steve getting a little chubby too!! both just happy and comfortable and loving life!!! maybe on those days where steves cooking and on his feet all day eddie makes sure to share the dish hes eating while steve works on the next - feeding steve bites of cookie while he works, sneaking in a kiss and a squeeze of steves waist or ass or belly wherever he can. so while eddie still finishes the most, steve always ends the day satisfied and full of his own cooking. and that's when eddie likes to have his turn at doing something for steve; pampering him after his day of being served dish after dish. holding steve down in the bed, pushing into him and letting steves hand roam eddies body, telling him how good steve looks after him, how well fed and healthy he is - this new body of his, its all thanks to steve. eddies getting him to whimper, close to tears, edging Steves cock and fucking him deep. maybe eddie even teases him, really driving what hes saying home - bringing that last batch of brownies into he bedroom with them to share, to eat while he looms over steve, both of them getting full and satified in multiple ways.

and omg christmas day bondage!!! that’s sooooo hot and sexy of u to say!!! and love the idea of steve fucking eddie through overstimulation, both a little overwhelmed but like, so close, and safe.

like eddie who ate so much over the course of the day and doesn’t want to move anymore so steve makes him look and feel so so pretty by wrapping the binds around him. both loving how the fabric digs into his soft skin and the pressure if it on his full belly makes eddie so hard. and steve is just in service, good boy, care for eddie mode and spends ages eating him out until eddie can’t hold himself up on his hands and knees anymore so they switch positions to steve finally sinks in deep to fuck eddie. steve’s in full on sub top mode just going till he cums bc eddie gave him permission to take. but then hes being told to keep going because eddie’s not ready yet; he’s only half hard again after his first orgasm from steve’s tongue. so steve keeps going, teary eyed and rosy with sweat, wanting to be eddie’s best boy. but it’s so so much. and eddie just keeps moaning and praising how good steves doing, squeezing steves new belly telling him how hot a beautiful he looks above him, how well he takes care of eddie. and eddies second orgasm in building, one palm holding a handful of pec, the other working his cock and hes begging steve to grab a handful of his sensitive belly and squeeze, that pleasure pain pushing him over the edge again and steve finishes so close behind, filling eddie up, other hand gripping the ribbon around his soft thigh. they're panting and sleepy and spent and they can't help but grip each other and trail sloppy, spitty kisses over whatever skin they can reach. devouring each other until they both come down from their highs.

and maybe they end the night sharing a shower, steve slowly unwrapping eddies bind, kissing as he does. eddie washing steves hair, belly pushed up flush agains his back, just the way steve likes. curling up together in bed, happy and ready for another year together.

happy holidays 🦂 lovely!! <3

[svnflowermoon]

okay then can we be juno

oh?? u want my touch for life??

[sea-buns]

same anon who had the dorym convention story here!! i found an old note i wrote in my notes app about some things robbie said at the panel that i forgot about and thought were funny so i'm sharing them:

robbie said if he had to pick between 1k cockroaches in his attic or a person he would pick taliesin??? said to a molly cosplayer

“i wanted to make a character more annoying to cosplay than molly”

I think we'd all choose Taliesin for anything but idk if I'd consider him equal to 1k roaches T_T

Love that he played dnd for the first time with these folks and now he's min-maxing the Cosplay Nightmare Meter. Molly could only DREAM of these levels of slut

Overall sounds like he was reallyyyy on one in this panel! Glad you were able to return with unhinged tidings <3

[www-freetopee-com]

I am indeed not a mutual 😔….👅👅👅

omg wait fr… why do you do this then

[rosemaze-reveries]

fellow is such a dirty crook (i can't say liar bc he sure was honest ig) 😭 im sure the situation itself would be scary (having to dance eternally and perhaps not getting home)(...was it actually scary to you or were u just happy to dance with fellow), but i wonder if it would be worse if fellow used his UM to make u more optimistic.. and eventually u enjoy dancing more and more as u forget about ever going home with an odd feeling that you 'forgot something important'...

like a stringless puppet with an eternally plastered smile 🥴 ig it would be a kinder fate to lose yourself than to suffer every step-turn-step </3 sweet of him to consider that 🙈

maybe someday he’ll start to replace your idea of “home” if he’s the only thing you remember,, and bc he’s the last person who ever gave you a sense of false hope (you find your way back to him but can’t understand why it doesn’t feel right)