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ghost gets email privileges revoked because he cannot stop threatening people with passive aggressive and just straight-up aggressive replies to anything that even mildly annoys him
he regularly signed off emails with “count your days”, and said things like “are you thick in the head?”, “if you had the capacity to think…”, “to put into words even a toddler could understand”, etc. and it’s honestly surprising no one said anything sooner
#cue that one john mulaney email joke that’s like#‘hey you want me to kill this guy for you? because i will totally kill this guy for you’#sent to soap after soap complained one (1) time about graves#simon ghost riley#ghost mw2#silly headcanon
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did about three double takes until my brain comprehended that YES that is disco elysium fanart being used by a seaside town in victoria for their inclusivity forum.
#LITERALLY just as im typing this up i walked by another one#does . does any disco elysium fanartist recognise rhis art and 1) was it stolen or 2) did you submit this to apollo bays local gov.#because if two. more power to you. if one uhhhhh email? maybe? i dont know theyre not profiting off it sjdjfkfl#.txt#disco elysium
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Which episodes have the best Dennis and Mac ship moments?
I wouldn't necessarily say Mac and Dennis have "ship moments" that you can pick and label as the "best" (other than what would make sense as scenes for compilations/edits?) and I'll defer to @psymachine's answer to a question similar to this: don't watch this show for Macdennis moments/episodes.
I can pretty confidently say that Mac and Dennis (and the show) will be lost on whomever decides to go at it through the lens of "best ship moments". Because what is considered a good "ship moment" for something as fucked as their relationship?
Mac is canonically admittedly in love with Dennis, so it's not hard to pull a ton of "ship moments" from his relentless pursuit: you have attempted kissing, erotic dreams, baby trapping, sex doll Dennis, room trapping...all stellar attempts on Mac's side and all important aspects for their relationship (Gets Romantic being one of my favourite episodes), but those moments are almost all, in the most blatant way to put it, sexual harassment. Sexual harassment of Dennis that was essentially born and grown from Dennis' conditioning of Mac's sex life in the seasons before: making and recording sex tapes for him, teaching him the best way to get sex is through carefully orchestrated systems and schemes made up of lies and deceit, that getting off has very little to do with a second (willing) participant.
Barring their individual personalities and mental illnesses, what ends up coming from Mac heavily relies on what comes from Dennis years before, and what is eventually ongoing between both of them (reaching batshit levels of sex chicken) exists among and within that all. IMO, placing any specific "best" on a moment for them as a ship is almost impossible without reference to everything before it (and an actual understanding of it all).
That being all said, what I would call the best ship moments for the two of them are what's hidden between and underneath the hard punches of their back and forth, the subtleties that are continually ongoing (mostly the ones that lead you to understand that Dennis is in it, even when Mac is on the offensive), this shit that's impossible to pin out of context:
The way Dennis gets even stupider when he's wrapped up in an idea with Mac (Timeshare, for example) and the way he attempts to cut off his outbursts when dealing with Mac's own stupidity (see Frank Retires) (and Recession is great for both of these). The fact that Dennis will push past his own grievances for little reason other than to make Mac happy (Suburbs) and the fact that at the end of it all, he's always going to end up going home with Mac (Divorced.. mm). (For all of this in one shot: Inflates)
And for Mac, in more recent events with Dennis on the offensive, when his ever desperate vie for Dennis' attention and affection is pushed back on in favour of being the Mac Dennis truly wants. The Mac Dennis fell in love with decades ago.
#iasip#macdennis#ask#today: 10 mins on extremely important work email vs 1 hour on casual tumblr ask about macdennis ship moments#guess which one ended up with a higher word count vs which one required 10x the brain power to answer#and which one has 23mm dollars on the line vs which one has *scratches head* some potential dopamine when oomfs hit the reblog button? ig#i hope eventually i can work my response here into some sort of blog post for the ppb#but macdennis.. its a dangerous game we play#and i worry a lot of people just are like. literally in it for the ship moments#in the classic sense of oh this would look so good in a compilation to convince my friend to watch this for gay people way#unfortunately i think if youre gay you should get into sunny the way god intended#the guy youre tryna fuck has it on tv when he invites you over at 2am#speaking of 2am that is the time so goodnight
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waiting for marvel to take you up as their comic artist so that we can have amazing art with cherik official storyline
marvel hire me to draw professor x and magneto making out sloppy style for forty issues straight you will get a BAJILLION dollars i promise
#fave#snap chats#'professor x' what are you a cop. moving on#vjeLKVJEALKV thank you much my friend one can only dream .....#you know whats so funny tho this just reminds me how like. My Number One Cheerleader was my highschool english teacher#she also ran the comic club in case thats relevant. because i was a part of that club OBVIOUSLY#i used to want to be a comic book artist but now i dont but anyway as a part of this club we'd have to draw comics sometimes#and alllll the time my teach would be so happy to get my stuff and she'd always be like#'[Snap] please promise me you'll never give up comics i want to read a comic from you one day' and stuff like that#i think id throw up laughing if i got to email her one day like 'omg hey teach 1.) im not a moody teenager anymore#2.) i got to work for marvel check it out <3' and i have to send her old man yaoi JLVKEJLKAEVJE#FUNNIEST TIMELINE IN THE WORLD I'D ACTUALLY DIE LIKE PLEAAAASSEE THATS ALL I COULD EVER WANT IN LIFE#on the realest note tho i didnt appreciate her enthusiasm enough. i wish i could tell her thank you someday#i think of her a lot whenever im in the dumps about my work she really is one of my biggest motivators#like i guess i COULD just shoot an email. maybe if i actually do something cool with comics or something#i dont even know if she remembers me so it'd just be bizarre wouldnt it#ANYWAYS. sappy story time's over theres a matcha crepe cake with my name on it BYYYYYEEEEE
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#shang tsung#liu kang#shangliu#liushang#mortal kombat 1#mk1#my edits#okay last one for rn. been feeling motivated lately (ignoring my studies and emails)
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breaking the law and outing myself on the internet because i'm showcasing my senior dance thesis on april 28 at 6:30 and 8:30 pm Eastern Standard Time and i want You to see it
we don't have a livestream link yet but we will. in the meantime look at these cool posters and this cool blurb. ok now save the date SEE YOU SOON
#my stuff#my art#these posters went through 14 separate drafts. it was a harrowing and difficult experience#i am Fully Going through it which means 1) physical health is suffering 2) social life also but 3) the thing is going to be so fucking good#sarus is gonna be the best thing ive ever made when we finish it. i Know it#so i want you to see it because it's one of those ambitious stories where everything's bigger than life#and the world is old and young and scary and kind and people live fearlessly and with cowardice#BUT EVERYTHING WILL BE OK. IF YOU JUST KEEP WALKING. this is going to be one of those stories#so many dance blurbs and descriptions are like stupid technical like oh we explored the effect of weighing down our hands and feet#on our Center of Gravity and how it altered the rotational momentum of turns and jumps#or else they're stupid esoteric like oh the wind blew..... and the children wept and all over the world the oceans rose... (global warming)#so i was determined to make this blurb (which is going in the schoolwide email blast) accessible and provocative#and inviting#in a provocative way#im very Locked in rn. im Hyperfocused as fuck. i am not eating as well asi should be but IM TRYING#AND THATS WHAT MATTERS#im inviting all of u bc this is a piece that is going to try and say something and i want everyone ive ever loved to hear it#oghey bye
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🖤🩶🤍💜
#my art lol#vocaloid#vocaloid fanart#kamui gakupo#gackpoid#camui gackpo#gakupo vocaloid#神威がくぽ#asexual#purple#black#alternate title: gakupo if he slayed LMAOOO#man i always forget about ace awareness week despite being a raging ace myself 💀 oops.#but anyways i got reminded. and gakupo keychain arrived yesterday... gakupo is purple.............. so this happened lmao#grrrr ONE DAY ill get good at drawing him 😭😭 i still feel like i suck and idk WHAT it is about him that makes him not work as well#in my style. but grrrrrr i will figure it out at some point... and i WILL git gud at drawing him. i need to. 😔😔😔 i lijke him...#i have those ace sunglasses irl btw LMAO its my only piece of ace merch... fucking $1 target sunglasses 💀💀 lmao. but at least SMTHN#the vision. guys. ace gakupo would be SOOOOOOOO powerful. trust me on this.#also i need to stop being too silly rn and lock the fuck INNN im so screwed lmfao. i got texted by a classmate while drawing this 😭#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT TOMORROW I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABT AND HAVE TO SPEEDRUN. EMAILS. CONFERENCE. AHHH#save me pretty eggplant man.... oguhgghhh. the soundtrack was not helping while drawing this LMFAO. ily fucked up gakupo songs 💜
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how do you see mulder leaving in season 9? scully giving up william? how do they deal with these things? (their guilt, resentment, futility, etc)
i know i have a realllllllly unpopular opinion on all of this but as i've said recently, i just don't think there's anything easier on earth to convince mulder of than "things are safer if you're not here."
i usually come back to doggett's confusion in the beginning, the way he keeps asking and arguing and scully just keeps saying "he's gone" and shutting it down, until the end of the premiere when he realizes: "oh my god. it was scully. scully made him go."
god, it's sad. it's hard to talk about. i teared up trying to write this, as much as i am fonder of the storyline than most. i don't find it unrealistic or out of character or unfitting of the narrative. it doesn't mean i don't feel it's heartbreaking. i have such a hard time thinking of mulder missing that baby. not even having the chance to put up a fight, walking back into empty rooms. the show as a tragedy, finding your burden again, etc. the x-files as the gap between teary smiles at baby kicks to screams in a jail cell. as what it was in the beginning: unknowable answers to insurmountable grief.
and i just think about mulder's dramatic emails, writing that he doesn't think he can survive being away from them. spender looking at the baby and telling scully he's heard "so much" about him. mulder being tortured by soldiers, saying he's just thinking about his son. keeping 1 baby photo for 15 years. "i just missed both of you so much."
scully's fertility treatments and her prayers and her tears and her "last chance" and her miracle. and how deeply unfair it is, what happened to her. i don't think a single one of us could say what we could do if people kept breaking into our homes to suffocate a child we were still nursing. she didn't ever want to do it alone, that was never the plan.
but scully desperately wants to keep everybody safe. she thinks she’s keeping everybody safe. it’s hard to be starbuck. it's this conflict i keep talking about recently where you really start to notice how controlled she is by fear, how difficult it is for her to balance it all. my favorite visual on this is the gate at the house in i want to believe: every day the way she pulls up to it, gets out, opens it, pulls through, stops, gets out, closes it. repeat in reverse. and then she comes home and she says "the truth is, i worry about you." and that he's too isolated. turns around and shuts the door, leaves the house and locks the gate.
i wrote a bit a few weeks ago about scully's protectiveness and it made me think about what a trap it can be, how defending lends to fear and fear lends to defeat. to standing in a church 25-years deep and saying "i failed." in the tags of that post i asked "could they ever recover from her exiling him from being with their child because she was afraid it would kill him?" and said i don't know. and i don't, i don't know.
but i think there's something so brave in saying: i did the best i could, and maybe that wasn't right. it's why ghouli is one of my favorite episodes. scully sobbing to her son that she's sorry. she's sorry he doesn't know them. she wanted him, they loved him. "i was trying to keep you safe. i hope you know that." and she thought she was being strong, but maybe she was wrong.
things don't always shake out the way you want them to. it was always mulder that called their son a miracle, and mulder doesn't believe in miracles. mulder believes in the world, and the search, and the after.
#who upppppp our-ing their boros#in a way i also think it almost makes it harder that mulder is always trying to absolve her#even in that scene in ghouli he tells her 'you have nothing to apologize for'#that's not much to rut up against for someone who says she 'hates' herself in 'founder's mutation'#and lists her failures in 'nothing lasts forever' (i thought we could live together; i thought i could protect our son; i gave up)#i just think about how impossible it must be to desperately want to have a child with someone because you want that with them specifically#and then always have one not the other#scully spent her entire pregnancy staying alive for the baby when mulder was dead.#the entire first year of his life reaching for him every time she talked about mulder or read mulder's emails. singing him the same song.#keeping the fish tank#star mobiles and solar system onesies#and then she spends the rest of her life with just 1 of them#how painful it must be to create a person because you love someone; hold them close because you miss someone; then lose them#and follow around the origin and the reminder and the loss forever#idk. i got nothing.#my 2cents tho is that it's perfectly in character#scully always wants to throw away the key. mulder only knows how to love in absence.#that's just how it shakes out#asks
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you guys I'm losing my MIND
I have NEVER seen this sort of thing in any other fandom I've been in and I LOVE IT
#barring doctor who ofc. ik it's there. I'm simply not deep enough#I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE 698 PAGES FROM 1995. WE NEED TO TALK. YOU ARE LONGER THAN THE ACTUAL BOOKS I READ#you have beat warrior cats by about 400 fucking pages. oh my god#I think the only thing I read that is even CLOSE to/beats this page count are SOME of the realm of the elderlings books THAT'S CRAZY#people should give me more archived fics like this I want to explore#I'm so in love I'm soo charmed half the time I don't even end up liking them but I don't wanna stop#cause it's like a little piece of history. on my screen!!!!#idr what aol is!!!! I'm too young for that!!! and I sent these to my friend first and learned about EMAIL LISTS THAT'S SO AWESOME#and you KNOW I'll be exploring fucking x-libris thank you VERY much#I can't even begin to figure out how to navigate the first one. 1/15??? how do I even find the rest????#and that other fic mentioned!! I wanna find that too!!! how!!!!!#x-files#the x files#txf
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anyway for all you nerds and losers heres my handy tool for explaining this godforsaken series. have just realised that Hester kicking Aric in the nuts happens in book 3 but ignore that
#tsfgae#the school for good and evil#sge#guess my favourite book challenge (impossible)#if anyone can name me the one (1) specific chapter referenced in this ill email you 5p (I won't)#ill do rise and fall later not cause I forgot or anything
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Izzy has to put up with a lot of shit but at least he doesn't have to send emails. idk if he could handle it
#i sure can't!#<- sent one (1) email today and was literally fine (other than the agony)#ofmd#izzy hands#shitpost
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someone give these reps a raise
'Mercedes call police to investigate 'sabotage' email'- ESPN
#mercedes email#lewis hamilton#formula 1#f1#formula one#christian horner#mercedes#red bull racing#lh44#team lh fans are wild for this one#these reps have had a rough year
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Went through all 5 stages of grief when your account was acting up
Believe me, so did I😔
#also one (1) thing I've learned is I need to follow more people back#and I need to make more spare emails for shenanigans and not use the same one for 100000000000 things
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Team White Boys…. Assemble!
#me invoking the Council Of White Guys by sending one (1) email pertaining to reenactment#it is endlessly funny to me the way you can just. Summon them#I feel like a researcher of Exotic Beasts. once you gain their favor they are deeply loyal etc etc#except they’re deeply un-exotic#mine
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I just don't think human brains were designed to get this many emails.
#if there is one (1) thing i could change about being a phd student it would be the number of emails i receive#roughly 2% of them are actually useful#but i have to read them all to figure out which ones are the 2%#finn is not doing a phd
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I only have one more day of work before I’m off for Christmas!!
#just need to send one (1) email‚ have one (1) meeting‚ and then the second half of the day is an office christmas lunch :)#i’m very glad i booked so much time off because oh boy i have been STRESSED lately#zippy speaks
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