#this is for my fallout gamer girlfriend

[decrepit-in-the-dark]

@immadeofbones hey baby!!!

NO MATTER WHERE I HIDE MY DONUT FRYER NICK ALWAYS FINDS IT AND USES IT

I'M SO SICK OF HIM

HOW?!!?!?

NICK. NICK STOP MAKING DONUTS PLEASE NICK WE NEED TO BREAK INTO THE INSTITUTE AND GET MY SON NICK PLEA

~~~

UPDATE: he finally got his donuts :]

[warping-realities]

Rebranding (Repost)

"How can you be so reckless, Vincent? Be grateful I pulled your ass out of the fire and threw a coat over your sorry self, you idiot. But the fallout... Don’t you get that this could totally wreck your whole career?"

"I know, but that bitch..."

"Don’t you dare use that word again; it's already bad enough to have it on tape flying around all the gossip shows!"

"Sorry, that... woman..."

"Valery, your girlfriend."

"Ex-girlfriend, or do you really think I’d stick around after she cheated on me?"

"Understandable you broke up, but threatening her and calling her all those names in front of a bunch of paparazzi? Half-naked, no less! What were you thinking?"

"That’s what I’m asking; what was I thinking when I decided to date a brainless bimbo with fake blonde hair?"

"Be super careful with what you say; after all, that’s not the image you wanna project, Vincent."

"Ah, I’m sorry." He replied, eyeing his agent's long blonde hair.

"Apology accepted, asshole. But we’ve got bigger fish to fry. So, tell me, what am I supposed to do with you?"

"I didn’t get your question."

"But I was so clear that even a bimbo would get it."

"Look, I already apologized for how I acted..."

"It turns out that in our circle, just saying sorry isn’t enough. We’ve got an image to protect and sell. Like you said, the vibe Valery gives off fits perfectly with betrayals and gossip sites. But you? Not so much, at least not until this week’s fiasco. Honestly, I never understood what she saw in you. Sure, you’re a well-known gamer influencer, but you’re just a nerd. She’s on another level, with more followers than you, and I bet she’ll be a fashion icon in no time."

"If you called me here just to roast me, I’m out." He said, getting up.

"Sit your ass down and shut it." Inexplicably, he found himself compelled to do just that.

"Hmmm, hmmm."

"Much better, right? I should've figured out your type way earlier, the nice guy who makes funny videos, the friend to everyone, protesting for minorities... but who, deep down, is just another sexist and misogynist like so many others. You’re way worse than a dumb jock, you know why, Vincent? Because they don’t hide who they are; women can smell the toxic masculinity from a mile away. But you, our so-called allies... what a joke... allies like you? I don’t need that. You come at us with your soft words and sensitive hearts, and women like us fall for it. We only catch on to all the microaggressions, the hits to our self-esteem when it’s gone too far, when that happens." She said, pointing to the eye prosthesis.

"I had a heart-to-heart with Valery this morning. Turns out, on top of all that, you’re a lousy performer in bed. That’s why she’s been sneaking around with her gym buddies. Poor girl, always picking the wrong guy, but at least the last dude had an enviable body and an even more enviable... tool, maybe the reason for your little meltdown. In your defense, she swore to me you never laid a finger on her. So, my dear, I’ve decided I’m not gonna bail on you, and Valery’s agreed not to press charges. But for everyone to be happy after the mess you made, you both gotta agree to clean up your images. And for that, you’re gonna participate in a reality show! Fun, right?" She finished with a smirk. Vincent's shocked look showed he wasn’t finding this fun at all.

"Now, Valery is perfect for the reality show in question, and as for you... we’ve got a few months until the next season drops, which I really appreciate, 'cause we need to let the dust settle to work on your image and do a total rebranding. Get up and strip down to your underwear; I don’t need to hurt my only eye with the sight of your tiny dick."

Vincent again found himself compelled to comply and robotically followed his manager's orders.

"It really isn’t good material! But let’s change that; how about a few years less studying foreign languages and more time getting swole at the gym, Vincent?"

Suddenly, all knowledge of Spanish and French evaporated from his mind. Followed by a weird feeling in his body, starting in his feet, which ballooned from size 8 to size 11. Then his calves, a joke among his friends, widened and showed more definition, as well as his thighs, which grew to the point of making him move one leg away from the other, with a little help from his dick, which went from size 3 to 7. Then his abs started to show the shadow of a six-pack, with defined pecs to match, and finally, his skinny arms gained the size and definition of someone who actually lifts weights at the gym. As soon as it started, the feeling passed.

"Much better, flex those muscles for me, Vincent." And so he did, screaming in horror in his own head, but utterly speechless on the outside.

"I think we still have room for improvement," said Monica distractedly. And Vincent, summoning all his willpower, finally got a moment of clarity, rushing to the table and trying to grab anything he could use against her. Not succeeding he just used all his remaining willpower to raise a fist in defiance.

"Stop right there! A fist? Seriously, Vincent? I figured with all your big-brain intellect you’d come up with something better." She mocked the frozen man.

"Apparently, that intellect isn’t all that great. So how about we trade twenty IQ points for another twenty pounds of lean muscle, a few extra inches on your height, on that useless dick of yours, and on those big feet; for some reason, some women go crazy for that!"

Vincent was hit by that odd feeling in his body again, this time accompanied by a sensation of being sucked into his own mind, which prevented him from even thinking. His feet reached a gigantic size 14, giving off a pungent odor, his calves grew until they took on the shape of diamonds, and his thighs expanded to the size of tree trunks; his penis - little Vinnie, a name that popped into his head - reached an impressive 9 inches in length, along with the circumference of a beer can. That hint of a six-pack evolved into a defined eight-pack, and his pecs turned into two slabs of meat, completing the sculpt he developed with broad shoulders and huge, vascularized arms.

"Almost there! The body’s perfect, and intellect down to just the right level. But something’s missing. How about we swap your obsession with game culture for an obsession with yourself? A few tattoos, and what were you saying about fake blonde tan and bleached blond hair? Let’s make sure the outside represents the inside well, my dear, and the main thing is that every woman who lays eyes on you knows what kind of man she’s dealing with.

…

The two girls sitting on the sand tried to focus from a distance on who the man was approaching at the edge of the sea.

"Is he mine or yours, Val?"

"I think he’s yours, Brit; from this distance, I can’t be sure, but he doesn’t look like any of mine... except... no way!"

"What, Val?" asked the other anxiously.

"Wait and see, Britt! But I can guarantee you this is gonna blow some minds!" answered Valery, seeing the young man approaching.

"Hello, ladies!" said the man, exuding cockiness.

"Vincent Parker?" Britt asked in disbelief as Valery just smiled.

"No formalities, girls. You can call me Vinnie!"

[fierce-kiwi]

I'm turning 30 this year and something that I have found lacking in my life is gamer friends; specifically girly pops who game. I play both cozy and non-cozy games and no I'm not amazing but it is a hobby of mine that I enjoy. I find myself wanting to talk to my girlfriends about some of my current games (especially bg3 and that buying the game for the vamp but ending up get smacked by the rizzard pipeline), but I feel like I sometimes get looks from them like I shouldn't be a 30 year old WOMAN playing video games. They ask me a lot of things like oh have you watched that new show or have you seen that new movie and my answer is almost always no because instead of tv I play video games to pass the time. Don't get me wrong I love that they have shows and movies they're into; I guess I just lose some relatability.

My husband who games told me to turn to the internet for friends with similar gaming interests. So, here I am, firing back up the ole Tumblr and Discord. To be perfectly honest, something about it feels odd and I do feel silly, but I guess I won't meet anyone if I don't put myself out there and hope for the best. So,

Hi, my name is Jess. I like rewatching the same comfort shows a million times, but willing to branch out if the main man is in a white wig. I love books of all kinds (currently reading: The Walking Dead: Rise of the Governor by Robert Kirkman and Bound to the Battle God by Ruby Dixon🩵). My all time comfort game is oddly enough The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (I've lost track of how many times I've played it), but I'm currently bouncing between bg3 and Coral Island. I love the Legend of Zelda games, Stardew Valley, Sims, The Last of Us, Hogwarts Legacy, Skyrim, Fallout, and of course a variety of cozy games. I definitely lean heavier into RPGs that are big with a story, not so much first person shooters just shooting shit.

[galaxychaos78]

Gamer!boyfriend Trio Headcanons!

lowkey feel like Naruto's a strict console only player. He tried to play on PC, but found it too complicated to use. shit me too Naruto.

absolute GARBAGE at Mario Kart like oh my god he cannot handle anything higher than 50cc

huge Pokemon fan and is a Pikachu fanboy

has broken a few controllers, not out of rage, but because he keeps smashing the buttons thinking it'll make him better at the game

really into fighting games, but also winds down with Pokemon or Sonic games

is a pretty respectable loser and always compliments his opponent on their skills. has made a few friends just from being nice. however if he runs into a shit talker, they're about to get their shit rocked.

likes to make you involved in the games he plays no matter how little.

has you customize and name his characters and picks the stats. He also lets you pick the choices in story based games

he loves playing games while laying back against your lap & having you play with his hair

feel like kiba's also a console only player. he's one of those people who just has an entire bookshelf with xbox and switch games

he really enjoys rouge-like games and pixel indie games (Hades, Hollow Knight)

100% a COD/Apex Legends player

has the biggest fucking ego when he wins, but is a shit talker as SOON as he loses

one of those gamers who camps out stores to get his hands on a new game

has the WORST LUCK on Mario Party. Like literally ends up last no matter what, yet still keeps playing

teaches you how to play Apex and Overwatch and by teach I mean this man literally TRAINS YOU to be good

does not hold back in 1v1's cause "If I hold back you won't get good."

but he's always giving you tips whenever you lose a game and encouragement when you win

cries when you get your first Play of The Game

soon y'all are a feared Overwatch pocket duo. Genji/Mercy, Reinhardt/Ana, Lucio/DVA.

has you sit in his lap while he plays and gives you forehead kisses before every round starts

this man just has a Switch and a PC & has fully fleshed out Minecraft servers on both

to no one's surprise, he's really into Minecraft and Stardew Valley. he likes being able to do things at his own pace.

but also enjoys RPG's like Octopath Traveler and Final Fantasy

the worst person to play Mario Kart with because he knows all of the fucking shortcuts

AN ABSOLUTE DEMON IN SMASH BROS. mains Mii Brawler, Ridley, and Bowser JR

makes the most intricate yet aesthetically pleasing Animal Crossing island

the two of you have shared Minecraft servers and Stardew Valley farms

is the luckiest Mario Party player ever. LITERALLY will have no coins and lose EVERY MINIGAME and still win somehow

really into games like Fallout and Skyrim, but does not care about his reputation. Like he's the type to always pick the fight option no matter what.

takes notes on what games you seem interested in and buys them for you.

will find a way to marry you in any co-op game that allows it and will get mad if you romance any character that isn't him. "I'm the only person you should be romancing."

"Shika, those are pixels."

"A set of pixels that wanna steal my girlfriend."

[meme-reblog-central]

RP Starters based on weird stuff I have said on main, Pt. 2

"I love my mom so much. She got me a can of soup."

"Anxiety is weird. I convinced myself I was having a heart attack and my symptoms got worse."

"I'm just going to take those quiz results as saying I make great Malewife material and even better Husband material."

"I hope you can one day enjoy the ecstasy of beating a laptop to death with a hammer."

"One can of red bull isn't nearly enough caffeine. Need to drown in the stuff."

"Ever get like...seriously aware that you have a body that you inhabit?"

"Thank god the cure to my depression is falling off a cliff in fallout new vegas."

"(holding a bottle of vitamin gummis) What a siren song you sing to me."

"I don't like fishing in the sense that I want to catch a fish. I like fishing in the sense I can be on the water and zone out while holding something and no one will question it."

"A good percentage of my conversations with my best friend is just me getting diagnosed with some flavor of neurodivergency against my will."

"Yes, I hate horses. Yes, I eat raw oats. Yes, the hatred does stem from the possibility of dying from fighting off a horse for oats. I exist."

"I can be your gamer girl boyfriend, if you ask nicely, or maybe, your gamer boy girlfriend."

"What sins do I have to commit to be reincarnated as an isopod?"

[the-darkness-does-not-bargain]

so i LOVE the avalil gamer au!! they’re so tooth-rotting adorable (and also hot) together. 😍😍

i love the idea of ava finally getting lilith to stream animal crossing and of course lilith gets very invested in city planning and donating to the museum but her true passion!! is fishing 🎣

but imagine she’s trying to get that nook miles achievement where you catch loads of fish without letting a single one off the line and she’s So Close but she fucks up and chat is like ‘😭😭😭’ and also ‘🧨everyone run she’s going to kill us with psychic energy’ but lilith is just… so calm & calls ava in imperiously (to ava, she’s visibly holding back angry tears but all chat sees is 😐) and lilith’s just like “take care of your squabbling infants. i need a glass of wine.”

and ava sitting there like 🫠 winding down chat and putting lilith’s avatar to bed and then going to lay her poor sad girlfriend on the kitchen table so she can eat her out

Anon, I hope this is as good as you pictured it 💕💕

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Rated R for Rage Quit

You kind of saw it coming a mile away.  Maybe you didn't anticipate these exact circumstances, but when Lilith agreed to start playing games occasionally on your channel, you knew that something like this was bound to happen eventually.

It was just how Lilith was.  She was maybe the hardest working person you knew, and that was both good and bad.  If she valued something enough to put time into it, she could get very intense about it, be it her job, her workout routine, or your relationship.  It all came from a place of care, the deep-seated well of love that she so often tried to conceal and the passionate spirit that made you fall for her in the first place.  All of that was the good part.  The bad part was that when things went wrong sometimes, the fallout could be just as intense.

Your "My Girlfriend Tries Animal Crossing" series was a hit with your subscribers.  They loved Lilith’s harmlessly grumpy attitude and her vague threats of legal action against Tom Nook, and every stream she did resulted in new bumps in your viewership.  And though she was quick to act dismissive and superior about it, you knew Lilith genuinely enjoyed playing the game.  She went all in on the city planning, frequently going into tangents about property and zoning laws, and she was always donating to the museum.  She monitored the turnip market religiously, listened to her villagers chatter even as she rolled her eyes at them, and above all else, she loved fishing.  Catching bugs didn’t really appeal to her, but somehow fishing was what really got her hooked (hehe).

Tonight, she was trying to finish the Nook Miles fishing achievement where you had to catch 100 fish in a row without letting any get away.  It was going well so far, with her powering through the first 60 or so fish in no time.  Her progress started to slow down on the back half, but she was still going strong.  You were watching her play covertly from the kitchen, keeping the stream open on your phone so you could read what the chat was saying.  As per usual, your subscribers were enamored with her, sending her encouraging messages and fish emojis every time she caught another one.  Someone even started a countdown around the 80th fish, cataloging how the remaining number for the achievement was steadily ticking down.

Everything was going great until the second to last fish, number 99.  Lilith got it on the line and was reeling it in when it just managed to slip away, its shadow disappearing back into the pixelated water.

There was instant uproar in the chat.  Devastated exclamations and 😭😭😭 emojis were flooding in as though a dam had burst.  Your attention wasn’t on them however.  Instead, it was on your girlfriend.  Inside the little window at the corner of the screen, Lilith put the controllers down and sat back in your chair, steepling her fingers together.  To anyone else watching the stream, she probably looked calm, maybe a little disappointed.  The chat kept blowing up about their fears that Lilith would fry them all with psychic powers, but she paid them no mind.  To them, she probably looked unaffected by what just happened, but you knew better.

So when she called out to you, her tone haughty and commanding, you quickly jumped to your feet.

“What’s up, babe?”  You asked, carefully casual.  You could instantly identify the tension in her shoulders, as well as the way her head moved a little too sharply to look at you.

She gestured dictatorially toward your computer screen.  “Deal with your blabbering infants.  I’m getting a drink.”  Without another word, she stood up and walked past you, out of the office and down the hall, heading for the kitchen.  She turned her head away from you as she did so, but you could still see the turmoil churning in her face.

Biting your lip and cursing internally, you took Lilith’s place in front of your viewers, appeasing them with a joke and a smile before quickly wrapping up Lilith’s remaining tasks for the day and putting her character to bed.  You bantered a bit more with your viewers, and then ended the stream.  The game’s cheery music faded out, leaving the apartment silent in its wake.  Once the camera and all the recording equipment was off, you went to check on your girlfriend.

As you suspected, she was in the kitchen, leaning against the table with a full glass of wine clutched tightly in hand.  When you entered, the only acknowledgement she gave you was a curt nod.  So you’d have to play that way, eh?

You went through the motions of fixing yourself a drink.  With the oppressive silence of the room weighing on your shoulders, you filled a glass with freezable fruit shapes before pouring a can of alcohol-free mojito into it.  When that was done, you grabbed it and took a seat at the table right next to where Lilith was standing.

“I’m fine,” she said out of the blue.

You took a slow sip of your drink.  “Okay.”

“I am,” she growled, hackles rising.

“I’m not arguing with you, babe.”

“It was a stupid achievement anyway.”  The wine in her glass oscillated ever so slightly.  “In a stupid game for children.”

She was upset.  That much was obvious.  And an upset Lilith had to be handled with care.  Because sure, she could get really intense about stuff, but it came from a sincere drive to succeed, one that had been impressed upon her since childhood.  The arrogance that sometimes came with it was a surprisingly thin facade, one that the right set of wrong factors could very easily break.  Tonight, missing an achievement on Animal Crossing was one of those wrong factors, so you had a bit of ego-soothing to do.

"Can I tell you something funny?"  A curt, harrumph was her response.  "There's this game called The Stanley Parable.  It's a funny game that exists to be weird, and there's an achievement in it called Go Outside.  You wanna know how you get it?"  You slowly smirked at her.  "You have to go five years without playing the game."

You watched her forehead wrinkle as her scowl became confused.  "What?  Why would they make an achievement out of not playing the game?"

You shrugged.  "Cuz it's The Stanley Parable.  It's a whole thing."

"Hmm," she murmured, still frowning, but looking the tiniest bit less tense.

"Lots of games have weird achievements like that, just to have fun with the players," you continued.  "They even make ones that are meant to be super embarrassing, because once you get an achievement it gets put on your gamer record permanently.  I once got one for dying in a game before it even started."

"Why am I not surprised?" She groused toothlessly, relaxing just a smidge more.

"Well, there's also this one game, where you get an achievement for—"

"I know you're just trying to make me feel better."

You stopped in the middle of your anecdote and stood up.  "Maybe I am.  Is that a crime?"

She growled.  "It is when it's about my failure."

"Failure?  It's not a test, Lil, you just didn't get it this time."  You brushed your knuckles along her bicep.

She scoffed.  "It's as good as.  It's a simple game, made for—"

"For children, yes, I know, but that doesn't mean adults can't play it and miss stuff too.  You think people like me would be able to make jobs out of this if it wasn't still challenging?"

"I'm sure you wouldn’t have failed on the goddamn 99th fish," she growled.

"No," you conceded with a shrug.  "But it took me 4 tries to catch the five wasps without being stung, so my record is hardly spotless."

You kept stroking her arm while she considered this.  "I know I'm overreacting," she mumbled, taking a large gulp from her glass before setting it down.

"You're not."

"Don't lie to protect my feelings."

"It's not a lie," you retorted, turning to stand in front of her.  "You really aren't, babe.  I'm serious."  Looking at her head-on, you could clearly see how your words affected her.  You had slowly chipped away at her front of disaffection for the duration of this conversation, and now it was falling.

Under your steady attention, her eyes grew wet.  She grabbed your wrist when you reached up, but didn't reject it.  You waited, and when she still didn't push you away, you pressed on, wiping away a tear just as it began to trail down her cheekbone.

"You did great, baby," you told her softly.  She huffed incredulously.  "No, you did.  It's one achievement.  You'll get it next time."

You stepped into her space and kissed her sweetly on the cheek, letting your lips linger there as you registered more and more of the tension leaving her body.

"Are you sure they would even want to see that again?"  She asked, sounding unsure, even shy.

"Are you kidding, babe?"  You leaned back with a bright grin.  "They're gonna be so stoked to see you try again.  And when you get it, their reactions will be wild.  They'll probably make stickers for it."

"I don't know what that means."

You rolled your eyes and pecked her on the lips.  "It means they love you, and they love watching you catch fish in a video game."  You kissed her again for longer this time, sinking into it.  She was quick to give in too, taking you in her arms and relaxing against your body.  And as is the case basically any time you two are in physical contact, the sparks of lust started to dance and burn in your belly, giving you an absolutely brilliant idea.

You begrudgingly disengaged from the kiss and took a small step back.  Her brow furrowed with confusion when you dropped to your knees.  "What are you doing?"

You smiled playfully up at her as your hands undid her belt buckle.  "You just had your first rage quit, baby, but you handled it so well.  That's an achievement in and of itself."  You pressed your lips to her toned stomach.  "And achievements deserve rewards."

"Ava," she sighed roughly.  She looked away with flushed cheeks, but made no move to stop you from undoing her fly and shimmying her pants down her legs.

"Settle in, Lil," you teased, leaving kisses across her abs and just above her underwear.  "It may not be 1,000 Nook Miles, but I think you'll like this just as much."

"Don't get overconfident," she responded, even as she tangled her fingers loosely in your hair.  You just laughed, sliding your hands underneath the fabric of her panties to cup her ass cheeks.  Pulling her in, you nudged the growing dark spot in the fabric with your nose, ghosting over her clit while she shivered above you.  You did this a few times before retreating to leave a collage of love marks on the meat of her thighs, nipping and sucking the skin there with relish.

"Do you know how hot you looked tonight?"  You asked her, your voice dropping into a breathy purr.  

She let out a disbelieving scoff.  "Don't talk nonsense."

"No, I mean it."  Her hips jumped when you grazed your teeth across her abs.  "You get this face sometimes, this look of total concentration."  You dipped the tip of your tongue into her belly button and silently reveled in the noise she made.  "It only happens when you're working or when you're fucking me.  And now, when you play Animal Crossing."

"That’s absurd," she protested, even as she bit her lip to contain a whine.  "I don't make faces like that."

"You totally do, babe.  Especially when you take me on your strap."  She gasped softly, cheeks darkening further.  You continued lavishing open-mouthed kisses across her stomach, reclaiming one of your hands so you could press your thumb against her clit.  "When you control my hips with your hands so I have to move at your pace."  You rubbed tight, insistent circles against her, keeping pressure while she bucked erratically, her dark eyes slipping shut.  "When you keep me on the edge for fucking eons before you let me cum."  You tugged on the elastic band of her panties with your teeth and let it snap against her skin, causing her fingers to tighten in your hair.  "And when you work me down afterward, slipping between my legs to clean up the mess you made."  You replaced your thumb with your mouth, sucking her covered clit between your lips, listening intently to how she cried out in surprise.

By the time you finally liberated her from her underwear, she was hot and dripping, exactly how you wanted her.  "Do you want your reward now, baby?"  You kissed the space between her cunt and thigh, holding your mouth there while you waited for an answer.

"Yes," she gasped.  "I want it so badly."

"Are you ready to admit you did a good job tonight?"

"Ava."

You pulled your mouth away, tsking at the way she whimpered in response.  "You have to say it, Lil.  Tell me you did a good job, and that you deserve your reward.  Tell me, and I'll give it to you."

She looked away with a stricken expression.  "But I don’t believe it.  I wouldn’t be telling the truth."

"Keep saying it then.  Say it until you believe it."

She huffed.  "Like that's ever worked."

"Positive affirmations, babe.  You repeat them like mantras until they kick in.  They've done, like, whole studies on them."

"Is that so?"  You punished her sarcasm by sliding a finger through her folds, teasing her entrance but going no further.  She hissed in frustration and arched her back, practically shoving her pussy into your hand.  “Please, Ava.”

“Say it, Lilith,” you commanded, withdrawing your finger in a silent threat.  “Say it, or you get nothing.”

She stared down at you with beautifully desperate eyes.  “How do you want me to say it?”

You took a small amount of pity on her by stroking her thighs, soothing the firm, twitching muscles you could feel there.  “Say, ‘I did my best.  I did a good job.  I deserve a reward.’”

She closed her eyes tight again, her lip quivering, betraying the true intensity of her emotions.  “I did my best,” she mumbled, swallowing harshly.  “I did a good job.  I deserve a reward.”

You smiled, and kissed just to the left of her core.  “Good, baby.  Again.”

Lilith shuddered.  “I… I did my best.  I did a good job.  I deserve a reward.”

You kissed to the right, brushing dangerously close to her throbbing clit.  “Again.”

“Ava,” she whimpered, pleading with you.  You just kept rubbing her thighs with gentle hands.

“One more time, baby,” you told her tenderly.  “Tell me one more time, with feeling.”

She exhaled roughly, a mix of need and frustration on her face.  “I did my best,” she repeated fervently.  “I did a good job.  I deserve a reward.”  There it was.

You beamed up at her.  “That’s right, Lil.  You absolutely do.”  And without wasting another second, you put your mouth on her at last.

The reaction was dramatic and immediate.  You licked a long, slow stripe across her entrance and her other hand grabbed a fistful of your hair, pulling you hard against her.  You did it again, dipping inside briefly and moaning at the taste of her.  "So good, baby," you slurred as your tongue glided sloppily through her folds.  You moved deliberately at a snail's pace, building her up with care and shamelessly relishing the way her body responded.  At this angle, it took very little time to feel her slick dripping down your chin, a stunningly decadent sensation that you would never tire of.  Occasionally, you moved up to give her clit some love, teasing it, taking it between your lips, humming around it so the vibrations would shake her down to the bones.  You worked her over with devotion, seeking out the places that made her weak in the knees and focusing on them while you held her open with two fingers.  "My good girl."  She whined at your praise, high-pitched and uncontained even as she pressed her lips together to muffle it.  You weren't the only one with a praise kink in this relationship, oh no.  Hers wasn't as prominent as yours, maybe, but it was undeniable.  

You moved your fingers in until they were circling her, doing this only a couple of times before pushing inside.  A cry managed to break past her lips, a raw, exultant chord that you would hear in your dreams for the next week.  She bucked wildly into your hand, riding your fingers with abandon.  You let her, wrapping your free arm around her waist and pressing your face into her stomach.  You could feel her abs twitch and contract against your cheek.

"Ava, yes!" She hissed as you fucked her, curling against that spot that drove her crazy and keeping pressure there, rubbing relentlessly.  "I love you, please don't stop!"

"I won't, Lil," you promised, kissing her belly again.  "I love you too.  Ride my fingers just like that.  You're doing perfect."  With every positive word, you felt her walls tighten around your digits, sucking them in and holding them there until you could barely move them.  Never one to give up that easily, you shifted focus to her clit again, attacking it gently with your thumb to make her writhe.  Your knees were screaming at you but you didn't give a shit.  The only thing that mattered was Lilith and making her feel better.  You could tell by the sharp rise and fall of her chest that she was approaching the final precipice.  A little more and she would barrel right off it.

"Ava, Aves!"  She moaned your name desperately.  "Right there, I'm so close!"

"I know, baby, I've got you," you soothed.  You patted her hands where they were still tangled in your hair.  "Hold on tight."  You secured your grip on her waist again before moving your thumb and replacing it with your mouth.

She came with a silent scream, so overwhelmed by the tidal wave that nothing could escape her overworked vocal cords.  You felt it happen though.  The force of it shook her entire body, and by extension yours.  Her iron grip kept flush against her core, a little squashed to be honest, but you weren't complaining even as her fingers threatened to leave you bald.  You kept going, feeling the hot rush of her climax spilling onto your lips, painting your chin, even dripping down your neck.  Moving your fingers was difficult as shit but you did your best, bringing her down easy while you mostly just held her in your mouth, a steady presence for her to focus on as she fell back to Earth.

You stayed there through the aftershocks, containing her residual thrashes and tremors, until you felt her hands abandon your head to pull at your shirt.  "Up, please," she panted.  "Too sensitive."  You obliged, pressing a final kiss to her labia before carefully reclaiming your fingers and climbing to your feet.  

Once up, she immediately pulled you into a lung-flattening hug and buried her face in the mess she'd made of your hair.  She clung to you like a life float, and you let her, rubbing your dry hand up and down her back.  A few minutes later, when she felt steady enough to release you, you saw that her face was sweaty and flushed, but her eyes were no longer wet.

"So."  You ventured, smirking and bouncing up on your toes.  "What would you give it?  500 Nook Miles?  600?"

She laughed like it had been knocked out of her.  "I told you not to get overconfident."

"Oh come on!"  You put on your best pout, and even stamped your foot.  "My face is literally covered in cum and I can't get 500 miles?"  To your delight, she actually giggled at your theatrics and pressed a hand over her mouth.

"I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that," she teased, pushing you by the shoulders and guiding you out of the kitchen.  "Care to try again?"

You rolled your eyes dramatically as you were walked backward toward the bedroom.  "The things I do for the platinum trophy."

[kate-les-bridge-stewart]

I recently discovered @grandadtwelve 's wacky polycule au and it inspired me to make up a slightly weirder au cus that's what I do best

I'm gonna include twissfle and osgate cus all of them are objectively hot as fuck

Warning this will mention vaping briefly so if you dont like that just be warned

Also be warned this is mostly just gonna be me projecting my depression onto all of these characters (but mostly clara, osgood and kate)

So in this 12 clara and missy are all dating and osgood and kate are secretly dating

In this clara is chronically depressed and vapes to cope

Shes basically the depressed friend who always has dark circles under their eyes and is fucking hilarious

Shes also luciferian cus why not lol

Bill is here too

Bill is a poor college student who's Clara's gay bff

Who am I kidding nobody in this au is straight

I may as well just list them

Clara - bi and she/they gender questioning, possibly genderfluid

12 - he/they agender, pan and demisexual

Missy - she/her pansexual

Kate - she/her bi (leaning more towards women)

Osgood - any pronouns GNC lesbian

When I said nobody was straight I mean it

So in this au missy is less, well, abusive to clara since obviously they love each other

And I think shed empathize a lot with Clara's struggle with depression

I'll expand on Clara's depression a bit more but itll include mentions of sh so I'll put that in another post with a warning

Missy still teases obviously but shell occasionally "check in" on clara in subtle ways

12 is his usual self, completely clueless when it comes to affection and just a general goofball

I decided to add that hes into more heavy metal cus why not lol

River pops into their little polycule every now and then for a quick fuck

Clara, bill and missy may or may not get together to get more stoned than a fucking quarry every weekend

Bill has a little side gig where she may or may not grow and sell weed

Dont mess with 12 and his 2 weed smoking girlfriends

As for osgate, kate canonically has 2 sons, Gordon or Gordy (19) and Harry (they dont actually have a canon name so I'm giving them one) (15)

Given that osgood has been dating kate for about a year she found it much easier to adapt to parenthood with already grown kids, she doesnt know if shed be able to handle young kids lol

Kate and osgood are huge movie buffs and love watching and critiquing movies/tv shows together

Their favorite show is breaking bad cus of course it is lol

Osgood is autistic and one of their hyper fixations is on minecraft but specifically advanced redstone engineering

One of the biggest ways she bonds with the kids was thru gaming

Shes a pretty serious gamer too lol

Shes played skyrim, oblivion, fallout 4 and new Vegas, GTA 5, most of the doom games including the classics, smash bros (which she loves playing with the kids), overwatch, and a shitload more

Being a technician she naturally has a super advanced pc setup which is duelly a gaming setup

She built Harry and Gordy's pcs with them and it spawned some of their favorite memories together

Back to talking twissfle, Missy will occasionally let harry and Gordy take a ride in her tardis as a treat

Clara always makes sure to supervise for obvious reasons

Clara is like the cool aunt that always has a cigarette (or in this case a vape) in her mouth and will let Harry have a sip of her wine when the parents arent looking

That's all I've got for now lol

[maximuswolf]

Recommended games for playing with a partner?

Recommended games for playing with a partner? Hi all! First time posting here.My girlfriend and I just bought an Xbox Series X and are looking to get some games that we can both play together. This could include "party games" or campaign-style games like Fallout, RDR, Halo, etc.My girlfriend isn't a huge gamer (and neither am I, honestly, compared to my teenage years playing MW2 and Halo 3 on Xbox 360) but I am personally more inclined to enjoy video games in general so I want to get us playing something that is just a good, all-around fun time. We're pretty impartial when it comes to genres. Mostly just hoping to crowdsource opinions on the most fun games y'all have played. The only thing I don't think she'd be totally down for is something really scary (thinking like Dead Space); although, she LOVES the 'Alien' franchise so scary isn't completely off the table.Anyways, I'd appreciate any input! Thanks in advance. Submitted August 20, 2024 at 04:38PM by Syncopian https://ift.tt/s9tN41H via /r/gaming

[grizzlyair]

Fallout Tv series Review

Fallout 2024, on Amazon Prime I first discovered the Fallout video game series in college. I was in the mall with my girlfriend at the time and her older cousin, Curtis. Curtis was government employee. This is to say he had good setup and some extra income to support his favorite hobby, being an avid gamer. PC, PS3, Game Cube, and a Wii, this man had his own personal arcade. So as we made our…

[eggman91]

Ok my charger is no longer broken so here’s some random ideals to make up for me not posting more about the voodoo mordecai au so here some other ideas

self insert-is cringe but yeah, just imagine the one day you wake up in St. Louis a year before atlas death. What are you going to do? I didn’t really think about this, but I can imagine the self insert using his knowledge of fallout,( because I like fallout that music) make bank on those songs like in the mood or butcher Pete and etc

OK this is a more weird one similar to the first. Basically there’s art out there I saw of Mitzi may playing on the computer like a “streamer” or “gamer “ so I thought up a short ideal were basically modern Mitzi from parallel universe swaps with 1920s Mitzi they both have to get used to each others world they’re similar, but yet not the same

similar before post I had this ideal before the Mordecai voodoo stuff basically Rocky got a girlfriend like the famous ocs ari or Pluto etc but they are a demon like ancient demon who is generally enjoying it’s time with Rocky and really loves him and doesn’t want to return the hell and a idea when they was rum running she gets shot like headshot. She’s on the ground Mordecai may have done it I don’t know everyone panic as the marigold close in then laughing as the the corpse raised and twisted into the true form laughing and so chaos reign (also imagining her really understanding Rocky because she know what he feeling They has the greatest of daddy abandonment issues)

What if atlas just suddenly came back as a spooky, scary skeleton that’s it

I genuinely want to see a rocky x Serafine crack ship but I don’t know if I can write that man I can barely write simple au but I need it man I need it bad

Mordecai cracks and just goes full hatchet man

here’s a idea form my brother everything the same Mordecai is shorter

[chadgamer]

my girlfriend is playing dark souls on the couch and i’m playing fallout new vegas in my gamer chair. we truly are a masc4masc couple

[woundedearth]

my girlfriend got into fallout 76 and now they’re a straight up Gamer

[beca-mitchell]

What kind of video games do you play? And do you see Beca or Chloe as a gamer?

Idk if I have a *type* but I do enjoy a number of games—my faves are:

bioshock infinite

mass effect trilogy

overwatch

detroit: become human

animal crossing

literally any pokemon game lol

life is strange

far cry 5

games i wish i had more time for, but still play and watch videos of playthroughs:

gta v

fallout 4

watchdogs 2

I definitely do think Beca and Chloe engage with video games. I headcanon that Chloe grew up with brothers so she is a little more well-versed in video games than Beca is (read: way more well-versed). I think it shocks Beca a little bit that her sunny, passionate, musically-inclined girlfriend enjoys playing video games to the point where Chloe yells at the screen or maybe down her mic depending on whether she’s playing competitively (and yes, she is super competitive). Beca thinks it’s hot.

I also think Beca and Chloe like playing group games with the Bellas (i.e. see this Among Us ficlet) or even Mario Kart, Jackbox, etc. etc. All fun times when they all get together and Beca and Chloe’s respective competitive streaks come out and now amount of flirting and teasing from either of them will let the other give up their winning streak. Maybe.

[azzther]

Whiterose, playing Fallout 4 for Ruby’s stream

Because I really enjoy Mya's gamer rwby au and I've been playing far too much Fallout 4

Ruby, at the start of the stream: [Whispering into Weiss’ ear, telling her to greet her viewers]

Weiss: Wait, what, do you want me to wha- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ALREADY STARTED?

Ruby: Heheh [Switching scenes on the recording program]…Surprise, stream? I’m here with my ex-best friend! We’re playing some Fallout-

Weiss: Your what?

Ruby: Oh, well, you know-

Weiss: Just tell them I’m your girlfriend, you dolt!

Ruby: Weiss! It’s for the dramatic effect!

The chat: i want a dolt emote || isnt that the schnee heiress? || kappapride x6 || WidePeepoHappy || that’s what i call a tsundere || [About the last comment]stfu weeb

Weiss: [Reading the chat] Your heathen of a chat is quite an hyperactive bunch huh - Just as expected from Miss Rose’s followers.

Ruby: Gasp! They are not heathe- [Glances at the chat]

The chat: Miss rose? miss rose? oh my god she fucking dead || mistress rose please take me || that’s kinda kinky ngl

Ruby: -ns, they are a bunch of indecent people!

Weiss: [Reading while a smirk takes over her face] Alright, glad we’re on the same page.

[After spending a few hours on character customization]

Ruby: Alright, I’m starting to think it wasn’t a great idea to download the Same Sex Marriage mod, you’ve spent 3 hours making us.

Weiss: [Right after she finishes to make Ruby] Such a shame you can’t make the tips red, but black hair will do. 

Ruby: Okay- Okay, you’re supposed to make a character out of scratch but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with making them look like us ,I guess [Weiss begins to make the character really muscular] Hey! Stop! I’m not that buff!

[After a few minutes of Weiss running around following her character and trying to get her and Ruby's character to interact]

Weiss: This Vault-tech guy is really sketchy…[He stops talking, allowing Weiss to name her character and assign her stats]

Ruby: Never trust Vault-tech! But anyways! What makes her S.P.E.C.I.A.L?

Weiss: [Reading Strength and inmediatly clicking it more than what’s necessary]

Ruby: Weiss, Weiss, stop clicking strength, you already spent all of your points! Weiss, Weiss my mouse!

Weiss: [Playfully] But you’re really strong! It is humilliating to only have you be ten strong.

Ruby: [Covering her face, a smile and a blush taking place under her hand] Okay, you can name her now [giggles]I guess she’ll be named Ruby Ro - Ruby Schnee?

Weiss: Duh, these guys are like, what, thirty? I’d expect to already be married to you by that time.

Ruby: [Blushing] Just finish talking to him so you can go die in the vault!

Weiss: [Humming, satisfied] Alright, that’s a weird threat, but I’ll bite. Let’s get rid of this asshole so I can go spend some time with our baby.

Ruby: [Looking at the webcam] Oh boy.

[After going to Vault 111 and getting Shaun taken from her]

Weiss: [Shouting angrily] What do you mean I’m dead?! This is impossible, idiotic, embarassing,preposterous!

The chat: [Going wild, multiple emotes being spammed.]

Ruby: It’s alright! It is just a game!

Weiss: A game? Ruby Rose! Our baby was taken by some bald mumpsimus!

Ruby: A what -

Weiss: I’m going to kill this bastard. Just you wait.

Ruby: Sweetheart, calm down -

Weiss: Ruby! I demand this instant you tell me how to find and kill that brute as fast as possible!

The chat: [Multiple people spamming the word speedrun and sharing advice on how to.]

Ruby: A-Alright!

[After leading Weiss to Fort Hagen, evading every other main plot point.]

Weiss: [Listening to Kellogg’s speech as she runs towards him] Shut up, shut up. Shut. Up.

Ruby, who had been getting some water: Woah, okay, where did you find a Fat Man?

Weiss: The fat man who is about to die as soon as he stops talking? Your chat told me -

Ruby: [As Weiss spares a glance to the chat] -No, I meant the nuke launcher, where did you -

Weiss: [After reading a message someone from the chat sent] Oh, I can shoot WHILE he’s talking? [Attacking him] Yeah! Take that, you villain!

Ruby: [Her mouth getting closer to the mic] Alright, who is responsible of this? [Waiting, giving her chat a chance to respond] Me!? What do you mean this is MY fault?

Weiss: [Looting Kellogg’s clothes] Hahah! You’re naked! Must be embarassing to be left in only your undergarments after death!

Ruby: … Guys [Facing the camera, a worried smile on her face] If I don’t stream again, please know it was Weiss’ fault.

Weiss: [Oblivious, killing anyone who looks at her for too long] Memory Den? Oh, can I relieve killing this buffoon again by going to that place? Oh, marvelous-

Ruby: [Coughs] O-Okay baby, you do you!

[god-hunter]

Adjusting to Singledom

It’s about time for an update on my Single Situation, if that’s what we’re calling it.  I’ve been meaning to clarify some things since unofficially starting these rants back in 2018 anyway.  It might be short, it might be long.  So let’s run through it and see.  I’m gonna be talking about 6 girls that I’m talking to, so pay attention and keep up.  This rant is going to be interesting.

First of all, the Work Crush that I had brought up originally back in 2018 is NOT Dancing Girl.  Nono, Work Crush, or Original Crush was a 28 year old Barbie lookin’ Office Hottie that had so much bubbly energy about her, I didn’t know what to do with it.  I never resolved that story, btw.  After we became Friends on Facebook, she was that type of person that didn’t really message much.  Eventually group hang outs happened and she met my Then-Girlfriend.  And the two got along so well that we just became Couple Friends.

Post break up, she had reached out to me.  I’m going to refer to her as Twin, because that is what she used to refer to me as at work, affectionately.  First of all, Twin & her boyfriend were supposed to come over for dinner, but it didn’t work out.  It’s just as well, because my Ex and I got into a fight while fixing up the apartment before they had cancelled.  Then we broke up.   So with this bizarre scenario, Twin had still wanted to see me.  I’ll be 3rd Wheeling it and checking out their new apartment instead [which is not so new at this point.]. That plan has never surfaced as of yet, due to general busyness, but now Covid-19 is affecting our plans. Since time is moving on, by the time this outbreak calms down I’ll probably be settled into my own place.  And she is very much looking forward to visiting me with her guy one day, but I’m not holding my breath.

I mention Twin, because she’s a former crush that won’t go away.  I’m not trying to do anything, obviously. She has a great boyfriend who likes me a lot.  But she’s definitely a significant girl in my life, and I would be very happy to hang with her (and him) more in the future.

Speaking of couples, I’m going to refer to my Beautiful Friendship as the Significant Couple.  They are certainly a collective and I still like talking to them a lot.  I won’t deny that I’ve been hoping to be intimate again since that one awesome night, but the differing schedules make that very difficult.  Still, one thing worth noting is that I’ve spoken to both parties about the idea of... not hanging up the phone when They want to get intimate, and neither are opposed to it.  So for the moment, I’ll just leave it at that =).  I respect these 2 immensely for being so open to their experiences.

But now it’s time to add some new names to this mix.  This was the purpose of this entry.  Let’s talk about Bakery Girl.  This too, is a former co-worker and friend of Twin.  I call her Bakery Girl because she literally left our job to work in a new office for better pay, but hated it so much that she ended up quitting and working at her favorite Bakery that she’s now a Manager of.  So, that seemed to work out for her, for now. Well, this is a person that was always pleasant at work.  She was always nice, and nice on the eyes lol.  We always got along, but didn't really interact or ever flirt.  Still... Facebook can be a real beautiful thing.

Before she had left our job, she had mentioned that she wanted to get drinks with me.  (Not just me, but a bunch of us from work.). Of course I said yeah as this was just a friend thing.  ...It never happened.  Instead Dancing Girl came out and.. that crush began, I guess.

But anyway...  Since the Breakup I opened up to a bunch of people.  And I suppose it was week 3 or so, that I had told her about it on FB.  I’m not quite sure when we first spoke about my new situation, but I do remember being in my old bedroom and not feeling miserable, because she was so fun to talk to.  I wasn’t moping about my last chapter, but merely informing her as we caught up.  And then as we talked, the energy felt borderline flirty, or sort of like this friendly vetting process.  What I mean by that is we’ll tell each other stuff, and see how the other feels about the topics.  Most we agree on.  Some we definitely differ on.  But respect is there. Anyway, more-to-the-point.  After a couple of failed attempts at talking on Facebook, I tried one more time last night and got another good conversation with her.  And this time, I was able to bring it over to the phone.  I got her number!  So who knows if it’ll go anywhere, but for now I’ll take that victory. This girl’s definitely a good person, and even if it’s a long-term developing thing she is someone definitely worth keeping in touch with.  It really helps that she’s 28 and not 21.  Or as she refers to Dancing Girl... she’s not 12, lol.  [Yes, she knows Dancing Girl too from work, but she has no idea that I was into her.  I plan to keep it that way.]

Speaking of Dancing Girl, her and Dante are fucking annoying, yo.  We barely talk at breaks now, because I’m not trying.  Instead Dante’s either being an idiot or just cooing at her, and the two of them are just obnoxious with each other in my space.  But I’m learning to put it in its place.  Literally everything is changing.  Breaks now seem to get split up between us all chilling and talking, then the two of them splitting off to smoke weed, while my other dude in his 40′s goes and smokes a cig by himself.  Today I took it upon myself to make it my new normal to join him when he smokes that cig.  Since no one else really talks to each other any more...  We just literally hang around each other while everyone’s on their phones.  It sickens me.  But I guess that’s what happens when Millenials see each other every day...  [And no, I don’t smoke, but I’ve always gone outside for the fresh air and good company.  Now that company ain’t so good any more, but they’re still my friends.]

There’s another former co-worker I hit up, but nothing to really report yet.  I don’t have a codename for her yet, but I asked if she’d like to catch up over dinner and she said, yes.  But after the Coronavirus passes, if that’s okay.  I told her it was, and instead we caught up on Facebook for an hour or so.  For now I’ll call her the Social Distancer... =P

And lastly, I’m going to bring up Gamer Girl.  This one’s a slippery slope, but it’s very important to talk about now, because I do not know what is going to happen next.  She is my Ex’s friend, but ever since we dated, she was always into both of us.  Like, she literally would’ve swung with us if my Ex was into that.  I’ll never forget, she was like, “Wow. You two are hot.”   She’s been referred to as a Unicorn, because she loves getting into sexual situations, but she has no romantic attachment to any of it.  And this is why I’m bringing her up. Again, it was about 3 weeks after the break up.  The Ex and I had gotten into a fight post-break up, which propelled me to really want to leave.  And at the worst time, she messaged me starting with, “I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable...”  And then she proceeded to talk about how she was lonely and not good at making friends and needs an area friend to hang out with.  She brought up a past divorce and that she doesn’t want anything romantic, but she wants to play video games and have pizza with me.  She opened it up as a night where I could vent to her and just have fun.

Against my better judgement, I said yeah.  Plans weren’t made until this week.  Literally tomorrow night, I’ll be seeing what this actually is.  Now, on paper, it might simply be pizza and video games.  But we’ve talked a little since then.  In the first place, she was flirty and brought up her whole schedule for the week.  Then she said, “On this day I’m off and have no plans other than to have no pants on.”  Something like that.  Now, why would she say something like that to me, if not to get a rise out of me...? Then I gagued it a little further when we made the plan.  She brought up that Free Pizza is best pizza and I told her, “No way. I’ll happily pay my share,”  then she explained to me that she has so many points that it’ll be a completely free pizza.  So instead I offered to supply the drinks and asked what she likes. “Rum and Coke is my poison of choice,”  o.o. “Rum and Coke it is!!”

So we’re drinkin’ now...

I’m trying not to get my hopes up.  I’m trying not to make it weird. But knowing that this girl didn’t want to make me uncomfortable, but she's been lonely since her divorce and wants to hang out, but doesn’t want anything romantic...  and knowing that she’s the type of person to screw without attachment...  and then she’s telling me that she wants to drink, now...

I mean, how can I not get a little excited!?  Also, we’re playing Fallout Vegas, so that’ll probably be very fun. Right now my plan is to expect nothing, but be prepared for it to get weird.  The Ex will inevitably be brought up, along with any venting that goes along with it.

I don’t expect to win her over that way, and I’m not exactly trying to do that anyway.  But who knows how she gets?  Maybe she’s just casual as fuck and she’ll want to cuddle??  For comfort??  I have no idea.

But as a Single Dude, I am fucking Game.  This is my new Revolution, man.  I don’t care.  Between the randomness of this hang out, Bakery Girl practically interviewing me about the Ex - asking if I’m over her and then giving me her number, and the Social Distancer being interested in dinner, I’m feeling Really Confident right now.  Not to mention that the Significant Couple is chill as fuck and I always like talking to them.

Things are interesting now...  Things are definitely different.  My New Normal isn’t here yet.  But I’m adjusting all the same.

[nukenai]

marvilus73 replied to your post :

                   betterbemeta replied to your post :I remember one...                

   honestly, reading the wiki probably made you MORE educated than 90% of the people who actually played the game and *cough* ingnored a large portion of the subtext.    

One of my FAVORITE things to do is to read through terminal entries on the wiki. I don’t have time for that garbage when I’m playing, because I’m usually streaming and I’m sure my girlfriend, the only person who watches me, loves to see me read 400 lines of text she can’t quite read on the tiny twitch screen LMFAO.

I like learning about cut content and little things. I also love watching Fluffyninjallama’s videos of companion reactions. It’s the little things. I even do that for series I’m not particular into or have any plans to play, like idk Metal Gear Solid. I just like learning.

I was actively learning about the game (and of course, still am), and he was a total ass to me about it because I hadn’t played Every Fallout Game for 400 hours like his Big Tough Gamer Self had. My reaction to when someone gets into a thing is like, oh! What do you know so far? And talk to them about that within what they know. Not “haha you don’t know everything how dare you” like... that is just so boring, man.

Also I’m 100% more educated on The Danse Situation than he is because he thinks for some reason Danse went to rescue Cutler by himself (wrong: Danse explicitly said he got permission to ‘assemble a squad’) and THAT’S when he was replaced by the Institute (mega wrong: institute plants know what they are and are in contact with the institute all the time).

Like, how can you act like you’re The Biggest Fallout Fan Ever, accuse other people of not being Big Enough Fans, and then get SO MUCH STUFF SO WRONG?

He also made the completely weird claim that the ENTIRE Cutler thing was a fabricated memory because “there isn’t FEV in the Commonwealth” and my brain almost exploded because 1) yes there is 2) this didn’t happen in the commonwealth 3) YES THERE IS?!@?!?!?!WEDFGFDKHJ THE INSTITUTE USES IT YOU WHACKADOODLE