#this is fine ahahahahahahah

[sketchyspooks]

Please think out your magic system before writing yourself into a corner.

Don't do what I did. In my story I have a healer character. The downside to that is he is left with no defense and offense because of my magic system. So how do we fix that?

The solution is a gun!

So my healer has a gun now. There's something very comedic having my doctor character use a gun. Especially when he has glasses and looks like a nerd. I might make him left handed and that's the hand he holds the gun. Like a cool character detail if people notice it and could lead into foreshadowing of future plot points. Oh God, I'm rambling Again.

Now I have extra world building to do because I have to introduce guns into the story. Goodie more work... It's a good thing I have a industrial revolution in my fantasy world! Plus it could open up plot lines and new worldbuilding. The possibilities are cool to think about. ^_^

Gromit here is a accurate depiction of what my brain is doing while I fix up the plot hole I just made. Fiction is fun, isn't it? 🫠

[aaronisapyromaniac]

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME- I ALREADY NEED HIM

Ronodin the freak himself blehhh

[geasthewritingrat]

Mountain: ow fuck, i just spilt tea all over my lap Dew: HA Dew: oh wait, was it hot? Mountain: lukewarm Dew: eh, youll be fine, i can laugh at you Dew: ahahahahahahah

[antimony-medusa]

Guys, every time I post something about like “you may not realize this but you’re really coming up on a kink here, consider tagging”, as the post escapes my circle I keep getting people coming into my notes like “YEAH I’m sick of those FREAKS in the fandom, get them out” and like that is not what I’m saying at all.

I have been posting things because I think some people aren’t realizing how they’re coming across in some cases, or not realizing that this connection is tropes they’re super into has a specific name. It happened just the other day with someone coming up to me like “wait intox kink is a thing”? And yes. These are all things. There are names for all these things.

I’m posting these things because a) it starts to get rude to take some of these tropes and insist there’s nothing but vanilla posting happening in this fic. In the same way as you wouldn’t show up to work in a bikini there are fic subjects that are rude to drop on people unwarned.

And like, when I hit things I’m not into unwarned there’s a whole spectrum there from raising my eyebrows and continuing to having to click off a fic, but I do not have a moral or ethical problem with people writing family relationships I consider to be suspect. I think you should tag it to be polite but in the same way as I would go Huh about someone coming into my work in a bikini, I think they’ve misread the tone of the room, but they have not committed a mortal sin. I’m not saying that this person who showed up in a bikini is someone we should shun out of the community. God, I have hit legit triggers unwarned for before, and I don’t enjoy that, but I don’t think the person who did this is a terrible person or something. You messed up but you’re still like, fine.

But I’m also posting it because b) knowing that what you’re into has a name can be an experience full of joy. Mortifying? Yes! Especially if you realize that this is a theme through multiple of your works and you had no idea! Ask me about my fucking discovery that I found dubcon interesting and I’d been writing YA novels with romantic interactions structured around uneven power deferentials. I wanted to throw myself into the sea and never write again.

But once I went ohhhhhhh that’s why I found interactions where one person had a dearth of options to be interesting, I could b) not put it in my work unwarned for and not for all audiences c) investigate that theme more fully and decide if I wanted to celebrate it structurally and focus in on it or just include it as a fun highlight d) seek out other works with that tag and see other people exploring that. e) understand the baffling reactions I had going on from people where sometimes I could bring up a story and it would go well and sometimes they would hate it and it seemed random? Connected to Whump? Me trying to do romance was bad? No, it turns out one of my friends hates consent issues and I think they’re fun. You know how much easier that made interactions with that friend?

Like, part of the posting I have been doing is because there are tropes you don’t bring up in polite company. Incest is one of them. Consent issues. Daddy kink. If I was doing these things and putting them in the platonic tag, I would want to be warned that I was doing it. And sometimes the tone of my posts has gotten a bit hysterical because seeing endless waves of this stuff presented as though it’s vanilla can make you feel like you’re in the mirror dimension. *I* know that you shouldn’t be doing that, but everyone around me had shown up to the exam wearing a banana bikini. They are gonna go out into the work world like that. Do they not know? Etc.

But like if you spend enough time with yourself you’ll find you’ve got one or two interests you have to pick the friend group to talk about because people will think they’re weird. Everybody is like this. People are strange and complex. I don’t want to get into pointing and going ahahahahahahah look at that, and I’m sorry if I’ve gone down that path.

I just think that it would be helpful if we use the right words for things occasionally.

[acribistica]

ANNI E ANNI NON MI ERO MAI RESA CONTO DEL SIGNIFICATO LETTERALE DELLA PAROLA TRUMP (caps lock perché sto urlando dallo shock) ti adoro grazie

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH io lo so da anni e in effetti mi sento in colpa per aver dato per scontato che i più conoscessero questa perla. Alla fine è anche piuttosto onomatopeico, se ci pensi…

[male-rover]

'-'꩜ "𝘐𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦��𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯, 𝘺𝘦𝘵... 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳." ꩜'-'

"Call me Rover. I have yet to uncover more about myself and my past. I can feel the journey will be long, let's just hope it's fruitful too."

not affiliated with kuro!!!!

'-'꩜ 𝘙𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘴 & 𝘐𝘯𝘧𝘰 ꩜'-'

MOD IS NOT DONE WITH THE STORY YET!!!

No NSFW

No racism, ableism, homo/transphobia, etc.

(( )) for OOC

I'm fine with any ships including OCs as long as they are.... normal (no incest, minors, animals, you get it)

I have no life so I'll usually be responding quick as long as I'm not asleep

'-'꩜ 𝘔𝘰𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 ꩜'-'

You can call me snekkey :)

He/him

Don't be scared to talk to me!!! I'm literally the most easy going person out there!!

This lil cutie patootie here will be following along with my own hcs THAT MEANS HE'S DUTCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! but ofcourse he isn't gonna be very canon divergent either unless there's something I'm not caught up with (which is A LOT atm haha-)

first gif by @\sinsofsinister on tumblr!

[trueshame]

Embarrassed naked man runs on the streets of Cleveland

Location: USA 🇺🇸 (Cleveland, OH; Rocky River Dr) Year: 2019 Genre: Walk of Shame

Naked black man is spotted running on the street by a driver that decided to record the man in his embarrassing situation. The driver is yelling and laughing at the naked man as he walks covering his dick.

The Naked Man (NM)

Name: Unknown Age: 33-35 (estimated) Nationality: American

This is a black man in his 30s. He has a nice abundant facial hair and several tattoos on his arms. We managed to capture the moment where the man is shamefully looking at the car driver noticing he's being recorded.

It is unclear why the man was naked and walked the streets like that. By his behaviour we estimated that the man was either robbed of his clothes due to illegal activity or he was busted cheating with some other man's wife and had to escape his lover's place leaving his clothes behind. He could also have been robbed of clothes and made to walk home like this as punishment/revenge.

Notice how the naked man keeps walking with his head up, denying to let other people know his shame and embarrassment. He strolls down the road, looking straight forward, like a proud guy he used to be.

He covers his dick with some kind of book or leaflet, clearly doesn't do a good job as his balls are showing from the side view. He didn't do the same with his ass, leaving it uncovered and visible for everyone.

What makes us to pay attention is definitely two things: large, leaky man tits and huge, jiggly ass.

Yet the most embarrassing and also the most noticable part is definitely the naked man's butt. We can notice large buttocks that spreads widely when the man is walking. Every step makes his ass cheeks jiggle and his asscrack to open up. We were able to extract the specific moment when it happens:

This is also the part when the car driver/camera man burst laughing.

Helpless and abandoned, the naked man that was walking at first, started to run while crossing the street, probably to not block the road for the upcoming cars.

The Clothed Man (CM)

We couldn't obtain the clothed man's identity, not even his face or posture. All we have is his voice from behind the camera. The clothed man is driving a car and as he sees the naked man running, he decides to record it and even slows down to talk to the naked man!

Besides of huge amount of laughing, the car driver asks the naked man what's going on:

|Hey, fam, you hey! What's going on yo!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH|

The naked man didn't respond to the questions, he kept walking but he gave a hand gesture that could mean " I am fine, keep driving dude" or (after noticing the camera) "Stop recording me and drive".

Then the car driver/camera man drives away laughing on loud, leaving the naked man alone so he can walk his way home in peace.

The fact that the naked man did not ask for help or lift from the driver indicates that he was deeply ashamed and did not want to interact with anyone while being naked. This also supports the hypotesis that the man was robbed of his clothes and made to walk home like this as some kind of punishment from other men/gang.

Based on the video we were able to identify the exact place where the embarrassing situation took place. We could notice a Discount Drug Mart store and the St. Patrick Church. Based on that information we have found the city of Cleveland was the scene of this very spectacular walk of shame.

The man was crossing the Rocky River Dr and Puritas Ave crossroad. The exact coordinates are: 41°26'03.6"N 81°49'20.3"W

[qroier]

roier stumbling over his words three times asking if cellbit's going to the federation offices right then ahahahahahahah so fine very fine perfectly fine can't tell how worried he is at all

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick Boyfriend roasts Demon Lila Sky and Immortal Cherry Rose

Demon Lila Sky: So Sick Boyfriend, how does it feel to lose another baby, meaning you won’t be able to give birth to your future kid huh? 😈

Sick BF: Jeez, idk how does it feel to be still single? 😏

Demon Lila Sky: *scoffs*

Immortal Cherry Rose: Did he just?

Shirozu: *trying not to laugh*

Sick BF: You’re like 26 and you’re still single, damn I almost feel bad for you, like those clothes you wearing right now 😏

Demon Lila Sky: Hey!

Immortal Cherry Rose: Pfff-

Shirozu: *snickering*

Demon Lila Sky: *grabs Sick Boyfriend by the shirt collar* WHY YOU LITTLE-

Sick BF: *gags* BLEH! When was the last time you brushed your teeth, Lila Sky?! It smells like 10 year expired taco bell bean burritos after you stuffed them into a microwave! 🤢

Demon Lila Sky: *scoffs*

Shirozu: Pfffffffff-

Sick BF: And seriously, when was the last time you took a shower too? You smell like the hell outhouse! 😏

Demon Lila Sky: *offended gasps*

Shirozu: PfffffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!🤣

Demon Lila Sky: HOW DARE YOU?!😡

Sick BF: Hey, Don't blame me for being honest, you been hanging on with too many guys that you can't even keep one yourself~😏

Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHA-MAMA-MAMA-AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!🤣

Immortal Cherry Rose: Heh Heh, now that's funny 😏

Sick BF: Oh, Don't think I forgot about you Cherry, the only reason why you couldn't keep your legs closed to other people is because you've been dumped so many times I've lost count😏

Immortal Cherry Rose: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU?! 😠

Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Mama, You're too funny, I-I can't breathe-AHAHAHAHAHAHAH🤣

Immortal Cherry Rose: YOU LITTLE BRAT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT US?!😡

Sick BF: Awww did I hurt you guys feelings🥹, Cry about it 😏

Demon Lila Sky: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Shirozu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sick BF: Heh Heh, *to Shirozu* Sorry honey, did I almost made you pee on your self?

Shirozu: Hehehe No mama, it's fine you didn't. You so cool at roasting those two

Sick BF: I know I am😊

Demon Lila Sky: Grrrrrr normally, I would just kill the both of you right now but I want to save it for if someone comes to rescue you!

Sick BF: Aww you still mad I insulted you? 😏

Demon Lila Sky: UGH!

Immortal Cherry Rose: You know what, let's just put them back into the cell!

Demon Lila Sky: Fine.

Immortal Cherry Rose picked up Sick Boyfriend and Shirozu and send them back into the cell.

Meanwhile with Lila Sky:

Demon Lila Sky: Grrr I can't believe Sick Boyfriend had the audcity to insult me and Cherry Rose like that! Ugh! As if this day can't get any worse.....

Evil Guard: Uh Miss Lila Sky, we have a problem.....

Demon Lila Sky: *mind* I stand corrected....*sighs* What now.....

Evil Guard: W-Well the heroes are coming to r-rescue them and they found out where you two took them....

Demon Lila Sky: WHAT?!

Evil Guard: A-And they also took down Cursed Layla Miller

This angered Demon Lila Sky even more.

Demon Lila Sky: *pulls out Crystal ball and sees the others heading to their next destination* THOSE FUCKERS TOOK DOWN CURSED LAYLA MILLER?!

Evil Guard: Y-Yeah, M-Maybe they have a better chance of taking you two down?

Demon Lila Sky: Uhhhhh FUCK YOU!

Evil Guard: M-My apologises ma'am....

Demon Lila Sky: Grrrrr, you know what, they think they can take down one of my minions, fine, let's see if they can take down Demon Sick Girlfriend! Guard! Tell Demon Sick Girlfriend I have a mission for her!

Evil Guard: B-But ma'am, she scares me-

Demon Lila Sky: THAT'S AN ORDER!

Evil Guard: Yes ma'am! *flies to go to Demon Sick Girlfriend*

Demon Lila Sky: Hehehehe Let's see if they can take down an ex-pride demon~😈

[darklordofthesimp]

As a sorta short person (5'3) I'm fine with my height. Size difference 😏😏😏 lmao

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Listen, Id agree but my boy is like an inch taller than me so

[mqfx]

maybe the secret sauce your chapters need to get to the length you feel like they should have... is like, a rarepair. a secret sauce rarepair? that you could talk about here, because this is a safe space my liege

ok FINE for 8 hours only you night hawks, you sly dogs, you fiendish nightposters. here is an SSR sneak peek. I WILL delete this the moment I wake up so consider yourselves lucky. behold

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOTTEEEEEMMMM

[keysmashhhhhhhh]

Sorry to the anon who told me to work less hours and have less of a toxic relationship with tesco because guess who worked 6AM UNTIL 3PM WITH NO BREAK AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm running on two coffees, two pastries and a can of Absolte Vodka Sprite (not drinking it whilst I'm at work obviously) today was just so hectic, from 6AM until 8 I was just doing my usual job (morning reductions, yes I'm the little yellow sticker girl) then from 8 until 10 was back to back to back deliveries ahhhhh then 10-12 I finished off reductions then 12-2 I worked the stock and was on the tills a bit then 2-3 I finally sorted out all the damages and finished all the bits I was supposed to have done by 9 ahhhhh ITS BEEN CRAZYYYYY but its fine I'm home now, with my vodka sprite to keep my company hehe

[renxzs]

“Castration is fine, dear.” Ahahahahahahah

I think Rowaelin should be blessed with 25. Troublesome twins 😁

Blessed you shall be, also thanks to the anon who sent this too with the addition of a little twist. 

~~~~~

Rowan loved his children, he really did. They were the light of his life, the apple of his eye. But sometimes he just wished they would stop, be still, be quiet for a little while. His two year old twins were a force of nature. If one was settled the other wouldn’t be, then it would end in both of them causing chaos together as they played off each other. Aelin mused that this was her punishment for what hellions she and Aedion were as children. Rowan didn’t doubt her.

Today was no exception. Elsie had decided that her bedroom wall was the perfect canvas for her crayon artwork, while Finn had unpacked all the kitchen drawers — Aelin catching him just before he got to the knives. Today wasn’t a play together day either, when they had been making towers it soon became a mean game of who could have the most blocks and Rowan had to physically separate them before they started a full out brawl in the living room. Even Fleetfoot had run for cover for most of the day, and she was usually the third comrade in their antics. So today there had been one parent per child just to make sure everyone was safe and happy.

But when bathtime rolled around, everyone was friends again. And despite the amount of bath water on the floor the bedtime routine had gone smoothly, so much so Rowan was able to get most of it done by himself. Once they had settled into bed Rowan read them two stories and turned off the light, the room still illuminated by the night light in the corner. He prayed that tonight they’d both go to sleep without any trouble. It was a divine blessing that they both were decent sleepers.

Easing the door closed, Rowan let out a heavy sigh of relief then he went in search of his wife. He found her sitting at the kitchen bench, scrolling through her phone and eating something he couldn't see. On his way into the kitchen he stopped to give her a kiss on the head before making his way towards the fridge to get himself a drink. Glancing over he saw her choice of snack, slices of apple that she was dipping into a jar of raspberry jam. Rowan didn’t know how she could handle all that sweetness.

“Apples and jam, huh?” Rowan said, grabbing a beer from the fridge.

“Mmhmm, just felt like it,” Aelin replied, biting into an apple slice.

Rowan chuckled. “You aren’t pregnant, are you?”

Apple and jam was all Aelin had lived on for months when she was pregnant with the twins. Seeing her eating it again was bringing back some memories.

“Of course not,” Aelin scoffed. But then her brow furrowed and she was picking up her phone. “No. Nononono.”

Rowan had been about to take a sip from his bottle but it had frozen in place halfway to his mouth as he watched Aelin frantically tap at her screen. Then she stopped, putting her phone face down on the counter, rubbing her face with her hands. The entire house was silent as he waited for her to say something.

“I’m late,” she breathed.

Rowan blinked. “How late?” A few days would be nothing, even a week.

“Two weeks.”

That wasn’t good.

“Um, well…” Rowan started but Aelin was already moving, practically running down the hallway.

He followed and found her rummaging through the bathroom cupboards. She pulled out a box, a box of pregnancy tests.

“Alright, get out,” she said to him, and Rowan just nodded and closed the bathroom door behind him.

It wasn’t long before Aelin came out, immediately going to him and straddling her knees either side of his hip as she settled in his lap from where he sat on the edge of the bed. She curled into him and Rowan held her.

“What if it’s positive?” She asked, then her tone steadily grew more panicked. “A baby plus those two terrors. How are we supposed to do that? Oh gods, what if it’s twins again? Is that a thing?”

“Well,” Rowan said as he ran a hand over her back. “I guess we ask your mum to move in for a few months.”

Aelin let out a dry laugh at that. “I… I kinda hope it is. Positive I mean.”

She peeked up at him, those stunning eyes shining. Before Rowan could say anything the alarm went off and Aelin went back into the bathroom. All Rowan could do was wait and when Aelin reappeared in the doorway her eyes were brimming with tears.

“You’re pregnant,” Rowan breathed, feeling a gentle smile spreading over his lips.

Aelin nodded, her eyes closing making the tears run down her cheeks. “I’m pregnant, Ro.”

He held his arms out to her and she resumed her position in his lap as she kissed him. “But I swear if you’ve knocked me up with twins again I may literally castrate you to prevent it from happening again.”

Rowan laughed, still a little shocked, but so, so happy. “That sounds fair enough, even though I think there’s an operation for that. A lot less painful.”

Aelin fixed him with a look. “You want to talk to me about pain right now? You realise what I’m going to do in 8 months, right?”

She had a point and Rowan nodded solemnly. “Castration is fine, dear.”

Aelin just laughed and kissed him again.

~~~~~

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[geasthewritingrat]

Aether: ow fuck, i just spilt tea all over my lap Swiss: HA Swiss: oh wait, was it hot? Aether: lukewarm Swiss: eh, youll be fine, i can laugh at you Swiss: ahahahahahahah

[moonwonuu]

ATEEEEHHHHHHH WOAHHHHH YEAHHHH (hyper, sorrs po hehe) namiss kita, inactive ako ngayon ng 🤏 lang naman because I'm preping for college na hehe. Kamusta po ikaw? Hope ur doing fine.

Dami ko na nagagawa na gusto ko this break huhu malapit na po kasi pasukan, susulitin ko na 🥹 learned some choreos ng svt, watched my 1st cdrama tas pinapanood ko po yung chinese variety show ni Hao. Naghahabol malala HAHA.

Loyalism fr fr 🤞 talaga ni Soons :(( ang cute nila both ni Jill, kelan kaya sila magkakatuluyan? Excited me sa mga susunod na chapters hehe

Laview, ats!!! (Pero mas mahal ko si Hannie ko baby ko, miss ko na siya 😞) ingat always, mwah mwah 🩵🩷

— [🌧] anon

hello hello! okay lang, i hope ready ka na sa new chap mo 🥹 always remember to take a breather pag pasok mo sa college, oki? ☺️🫵🏼 your health should still your numero uno priority (sabi ng laging nag reredbull nung college pa siya) 🩵 i’m okay naman, mej bothered lang slight today pero okay lang, laban AHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😛

yehey! deserve so much! which cdrama na panuod mo? 👀 if may time ka pa, i highly reco the uncanny counter s1 + 2 ☺️ (if you’re into action/fantasy).

laview 2 kahit mas mahal mo si hannie kesa sa ats mo CHARET (love u wonwoo, sayo na lang talaga ako kikiligin) 😭😂

[carcinized]

todays the day boys. trying out for the solo O-o