#this is dumb but cute I liked writing it

[parabelled]

How Band of Brothers Characters Would Act as a Gym Partner/ Workout Buddy:

Dick Winters: Puts everyone (including any instructor teaching a class you attend) to shame. As a result, gets far more attention than he wants, and sets up a home gym soon after (Saves money, less attention). Lewis Nixon: Starts with strong goals of working out at 6am. Late the first day- workout plans fall apart after that. Ronald Spiers: Already there by the time you head to the gym. Has been working out for half an hour. Has a fitness app subscription he actually follows. Carwood Lipton: Possibly the best workout partner. Follows the damn plan and gives you a high five after ever hard set. Joseph Liebgott: Claims he's skinny, so he doesn't have to go to the gym. Says you can lift him if you're so intent on weight training. Floyd Talbert: Loves the act of going to the gym (I.E: Choosing an outfit, picking a water bottle, having people look at you when you walk in), rarely keeps to a plan. Usually ends up on the elliptical watching TV and getting his steps. Also has a fitness app subscription that he rarely uses. Donald Malarkey: The eagerest workout buddy. 100 percent signs up for those workout classes around different artists (I.E: Dua Lipa Step Classes, Lady Gaga Cycle). Buys smoothies as soon as you finish your work out. Bill Guarnere: Either doesn't work out at all or does CrossFit. Ends up injuring himself by going too hard and grumbling about not being able to work out for months afterwards. Joe Toye: Also does CrossFit, but actually in moderation. CrossFit cultists scare him. George Luz: Goes to yoga classes with Babe. 100000 percent hides the fact he goes to yoga classes with Babe. Babe Heffron: Goes to yoga classes with George. 100000 percent tells everyone he goes to yoga classes with George. Doc Roe: Swims at the local recreation centre. Is best friends with the old people who swim laps, and they give each other a mutual nod of respect every time he shows up before work. Skip Muck: Works out three times a week, doing whatever he wants. Doesn't have a plan he follows. Buck Compton: All-American athlete. Nobody wants to work out with him (including you), because he takes everything too seriously. Bull Randleman: Refuses to pay for a gym. Does farm work for weightlifting. John Martin: Goes to a super-elite bougie gym. Refuses to tell anyone where he goes to the gym, because it's thirty minutes to an hour a day, ALL TO HIMSELF. Ready to kill George when he helps half the platoon track him one day and gatecrashes his workout.

[leashybebes]

more of this. it's happening, y'all

On Thursdays, Evan works in a queer friendly bar. That mostly means women who want to drink and dance without being bothered by creeps, sheltered college students testing the waters, and people who wander in and only belatedly clock the rainbow decor. The last couple of weeks there's been a guy in his section he's not sure how to categorize. He's about Evan's height but broader - really buff, and classically handsome in a sharp jaw and killer cheekbones way that Buck's a little envious of, honestly. He could clean up in WeHo, could probably have any woman in the bar come running if he'd look up from his string of nasty craft beers that he occasionally chases with a shot of Jack and actually smile at someone. Evan's willing to bet he has a great smile, but he also has a closed off air like a forcefield around him.

"Hey," Evan says when he collects the empty glass from the guy's latest gross beer. He also hands over a napkin with a phone number courtesy of the cute blonde, or possibly her cute brunette friend at the end of the bar. "Couple ladies over there trying to get your attention."

"Oh." The guy looks at the napkin like it might bite him. "Uh. I'm not - I'm not interested."

Evan shrugs. "Your loss, man."

The guy uses one fingertip to nudge the napkin back towards Evan. Swallows sharply enough that Evan can track the motion of it with his eyes.

"I'm gay."

"Yeah? In that case, the dude three seats down is gonna be delighted."

The guy blinks a couple times, sneaks a glance down the bar like he thinks he's gonna get slapped for it.

"Not tonight," he says.

Evan shrugs. "Get you another gross beer?"

The guy looks at him, and it's not the smile Evan was imagining, but it's at least half a smirk, and it makes a line next to his mouth deepen, almost a dimple. "Should you be calling the drinks you sell gross?"

"Call it as I see it, man. I like Bud Light and cocktails, so."

"Jesus Christ."

"Evan, actually," Evan tells him, with a grin.

"I'm Tommy."

"Hey, Tommy. So. Gross beer or fruity cocktail?"

Tommy looks at him, eyebrows drawing together, shoulders going a little tight. "Is that a dig?"

Evan replays his words. "Oh, shit no! Not at all! Fruity like containing fruit, not fruity like fruity. Who even says that anymore? I wouldn't, I mean - I'm an ally!"

Tommy looks, honestly, a little baffled by Evan's whole existence which is unfortunately not a look he's unfamiliar with.

"I think I'm gonna call it a night," he says, and Evan's heart sinks a little. Tommy looks like a guy who desperately needs to cut loose.

"Nah, c'mon, I just accidentally hate crimed you, let me make you piña colada. On me."

Tommy relaxes a tiny bit. "Okay. Sure. Thanks, Evan."

[xochimillilili]

Really been thinking about breeding my puppy for hours on end recently like genuinely. Wanna feel his cunt throbbing around my cock as I pump him full, breed a litter into him while kissing and raking my nails along his hips, feel his hands in my hair and legs around my waist.

Imagining how pretty he'd look fucked out and face down in bed afterwards, all nestled in between a nest of our blankets while I softly praise and kiss his thighs and ass, fixing his hair outta his eyes n rubbing his lil puppy hips as I tell him what a good boy he was for me.

Fucking a plug into him, so his cunt and pretty tummy stay nice and full of my cum, though not before softly yet teasingly kissing and licking up the cum that's stuck to his throbbing clit.

That's my baby, such a good baby pup for me sweetie~ Such a good puppy for daddy, shhh shh, just rest for now little one. You've gotta rest for now, you know I need to fuck another litter into you soon, just relax and let me rub and pet your pretty tummy sweetie, feels so good to be full of your dad's pups doesn't it my love?

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

[gay-ppl-real]

Been writing quite a lot of WH fic in my spare time recently and I realised I've kinda accidentally created a consistent interpretation of how the neighbourhood would see Frank X Eddie (liking each other or being together but on the down-low):

To be clear these aren't my theories on what's going on in the ARG, it's like... just in the world of the WH show itself, without getting deep into the horror and mystery elements, and therefore excluding facts like that in canon there's probably going to be homophobia themes to the story iirc. This is how I imagine it'd unfold if it just happened normally without whatever scariness is going on in Home as a factor.

Also I like playing around with lots of different ideas and dynamics and interpretations; this is just a bit of fun.

Transcripts (and a bunch of extra explanations/info) under the concealment charm! ⬇️

Sally:

Has no idea, because she's not paying attention to them.

Would be like "Cool. Now about MY NEXT PLAY!" if it was pointed out to her.

Unless she could make it into something dramatic.

(Extra: like if she thought of a way to basically make a performance out of it, I can imagine she'd do that. Eddie and Frank would both think she was being very strange.)

Poppy:

K N O W S

Possibly before even Eddie does, and trying to drop him hints.

Thinks they'd be wonderful together.

(Extra: She wouldn't think it was her place to say anything outright, especially because that could risk outing either of them, but she'd be like "Frank can be very protective of you, you know..." HINT HINT.)

Howdy:

Has a vague suspicion.

Doesn't think it's really his business.

DOES think they're cute together.

(Extra: it wouldn't really interest or concern him much so he wouldn't feel a need to offer input or say anything, but he would sometimes see them talking and be like 'lmao these bitches gay! good for them, good for them,' in his head.)

Wally:

Knows Eddie & Frank 'love each other' but is unclear on how this differs from how he loves all his neighbours.

Would be very happy for them if someone explained it to him.

(Extra: he wouldn't pick up on anything particularly special about them/their relationship, he just assumes that all his neighbours love each other because, in his opinion, what's not to love. He'd also likely be one of the first people either of them would feel comfortable telling.)

(Extra 2: also no-one would ever explain it to him properly. Eddie would get into embarrassed blethering and Frank wouldn't know what to say beyond that it's "just different," Barnaby would keep giving joke answers, Poppy and Howdy would just be like 🤷not my place, and Sally and Julie would keep telling him things that only made him more confused.)

Barnaby:

Would eventually pick up on it, and take great joy in teasing either of them.

Ultimately supportive, though.

(Extra: He'd greatly enjoy irritating Frank and making Eddie flustered in ways that meant nobody else but them knew what he was hinting at lol)

Julie:

#1 Frank X Eddie shipper.

She finds out because Frank talks to her about their feelings, and she's rooting for them from then on.

(Extra: she'd try to be Frank's wingman and just end up confusing and scaring Eddie and making Frank facepalm.)

[twistedappletree]

Arranged marriage zhuiling AU where instead of being arranged to marry each other, Jiang Cheng keeps trying to set Jin Ling up with random girls from other clans after Jin Ling mentions he’s interested in marrying ‘someone’ because he doesn’t know Jin Ling meant Lan Sizhui, so Jin Ling keeps doing the most ridiculously annoying and unappealing things to scare off every girl who comes to Koi Tower and Jiang Cheng is ripping his hair out because you little brat, you said you wanted to get married???

Eventually, both of them are so exhausted from the miscommunication that Jiang Cheng investigates and finally finds out what’s wrong, then tells Jin Ling he has one more potential spouse for him to meet. Jin Ling is a pouting lackluster mess over it until his entire world stops when the doors to Koi Tower open and Lan Sizhui walks through.

[luckydicekirby]

big fan of the dionysus boon that gives you extra HP but then hides how much HP you have from you. peace and love on planet earth as I have no idea how close I am to prometheus murdering me <3

[comvi]

im personally very bad at the whole “you should have many different characters with very different personalities that showcase different types of people”-thing because i create my characters solely for myself. and whether or not those characters have differing personalities or very similar ones is not in my hands because i just make what i like and use what i get attached to

[ramblesbiab]

Domestic post-canon CaitVi where Caitlyn mentions losing her title after getting charged for her war crimes, and Vi says the most annoying part is the fact that she's the only one who should be allowed to take Caitlyn's last name

[zishu-arts]

if i don’t write freevic meet cute in the next 24 hrs im going to explode

[butchnavi]

multishipping is a superpower you neeeeeeeeeeed to have when you love getting into shitty gay media with found family because OF course they're going to make an incest map of all the characters and your otp will almost definitely not be endgame. of course they're going to pair the main guy and girl together as endgame just because. and I mean you COULD be a hater about it and curse the writers and throw a four year long fit but it's so much more fun when you just make your peace with the fact that this was always going to happen and pretend everyone is in a happy little polycule as they go through 18575879 different pairings you know aren't going to last because fandom and just the experience of being a fan is so much more fun that way!!!

[soundsoftechzakissing]

techza au where they're both immortal but don't tell the other when they first meet and develop feelings.

Phil chickens out first, and after a war fought and a retirement together for the better part of a decade... he leaves.

he leaves behind nothing but a handful of his feathers for Techno to find the next morning. no note, no goodbye. because he already got so horrifically attached that he can't bear it. he will be selfish and break Techno's heart so he doesn't have to deal with the future.

Techno grieves and mourns the loss of the man he's loved more than anyone or anything before. but he is secretly grateful that he didn't have to be the one to flee. that he doesn't have to watch Phil wither away and die.

They part ways for decades, nearly 200 years pass. neither has had another person they loved as desperately as the other but find grim solace in the knowledge the other probably lived a long and happy life and have passed away now.

they meet in a tavern, on the anniversary of the night Phil fled. both drunker than they had ever been and mourning deeply. they catch each other's eye because of the resemblance they bear to the past. the night is a whirlwind and the morning after they wake up in the arms of someone they never thought they would see again.

[milkbreadtoast]

random but i resolved to post abt it every time i find a webtoon that I enjoy... and lately I've been having fun reading this one...

*rubs nose* heh... I do dabble in het from time to time... no but seriously it's a p straightforward lighthearted enemies to lovers romcom, not groundbreaking or anything yet im over here kicking my feet and giggling the main couple is SO cute to me... i luv them... I actually couldnt wait to find out what happens next so ive been slowly reading ahead in the kor whenever i have time and they're sooo cute😭😭 I also like the art style and costume design a lot!! it gives me like. a nostalgic 90s shoujo anime vibe tbh... w the puffy hair and babyfaces...

[robertphilip]

I say this about a lot of deleted scenes/ideas but man I really wish Giselle making Morgan a matching curtain dress had made it into the movie

[tepara3s]

otro dump hola (el ultimo no esta terminado y . viejo... pero aun lo posteo idc)

[ricopop]

a bynche of self indulgent oscillo dudles ... GIGGLE 😁 @cephalonheadquarters @superbellsubways ooohhh