#this is crazy actually

[archie-the-menace]

Just a girl traumatized by robots and her 6 foot 3 chozo/chozo/metroid/alien parasite/human hybrid who likes to be a ball.

Metroid lore is crazy lol I never realized.

[wolfienation]

cannot believe the title for part 2 is Wicked: For Good im gonna SCREAM

[gaykey]

any of my old skam mutuals still around btw????? hello??

[sunniques]

Hello! Hello! Hello!

Imagine baking cookies, and then Jeonghan's comes and hugs you from behind, wrapping his arms around your waist and putting his head on your shoulder, just giving you soft kisses and gentle touches. Then, he starts grinding against your ass, groaning how good you feel while he lets his hands wander your body, and you're like "Han, the cookies.." and he's like "Fuck it. I want you."

-🌙 anon

crazy because he would pout and use his needy, pleading voice to convince you to fuck him instead of putting your focus on the cookies. he wasted no time, fucking you on the kitchen counter and feeling smug because you’ll always choose his cock over anything else

[mysonsareturtles]

Are you seriously telling me that the OG tmnt IDW comics is just a separated au 😭????

[wormchurch]

[clusterhu-g]

dudes hittin my line like this 😟

[montygatorguy]

MY LAZY AS FUCK &J PRIDE TIKTOK HAS OVER 3K VIEWS WHAT THE FUCK????

[comebackali]

Star Wars Crimson Reign #3

[newmusick]

now that's smarts...school is very important.. the shadow is speaking

@ https://rumble.com/c/c-1265842 & https://x.com/infectone7 yes join us speak your truth to us @ infectone we still give a shit about you ! im always looking for the like minded.

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[mintaii]

death of the magician

[saesyndrome]

okay i get the gay romance in house md now.

[akkpipitphattana]

cant they just fucking call it even at this point. like you’re both liars and fucked each other over somehow

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.