#this is cracking me up so much rn
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I really don't think it's appropriate for you to be making jokes about s*x work when you're not a s*x worker. S*x workers face a lot of discrimination and it's not funny.
😭😭😭 anon lmfaooooooo read the room, i literally have talked about being a sw on here u do not have the right to come into my inbox and talk to me like this
#asks#anon hate#like what did you think the international whores day post and the harm redux posting and the sw resources were for#this is cracking me up so much rn#also the fucking asterik i cannot handle this lol#sw
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bashing myself in the head with a frying pan rn
#no one talk to me rn im gonna explode#ive been waiting for this since the anime announcement ... my life is complete#i started tearing up halfway through the episode but the way chil's voice cracked at this part jus broke me completely#icare them so much im gonna be SICK#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilaios
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#look how proud shigure is tho
#fruits basket#furuba#shigure sohma#hatori sohma#anisource#**#only at this episode rn but this 5 second scene cracked me up so much i had to gif it#and god i love hatori#shigure#hatori
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#joker out#kris guštin#kris gustin#jo:g#mine#what cracks me up is that lil tv program really said we only care about royal couple over here#so let us take a cool shot of miha's kid doing his thing being a princess and then let us#include a weirdly angled shot of bojan on stage taking money from some guy#they truly said babes we know u r going to esc but be so fucking for real rn u only have one (1) nepobaby on your side and#some unwashed dude in a burlap (sack) shirt she picked up on the street#and three men who don't talk much one of them is new so we are not even including him in the frame#i live love laugh
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Link is so fine in the new game I wish revali was alive to see him in the frostbite set
first of all, you're so real. i would smash fr 😩 alexa play closer by rm because totk link is the youngin from the block i'm bouta come holla at
secondly, i was talking to @senchee just the other day about the frostbite tunic when i found it and i just kept yelling about link in his #SlutEra. slutty link is so important to me u guys The girls that get it get it and the girls that don't don't!
i think if revali ever saw link in the frostbite set, his brain would have a hard reset while he processes just exactly what link is wearing, and then he gets extremely flustered, shouting about Why are you wearing this-this abomination out in the cold of hebra! showing off your entire BACKSIDE to your enemies, are you an imbecile yes or no! but his feathers are poofed out and his eyes are practically bulging out of his head, the great revali stuttering and stumbling over his words at the mere sight of his beloved's flesh.
AND ALSO CONSIDER revali songbird-ifying the word 'frostbite' for link when he wears the frostbite set and just like 'songbird', it sticks and becomes a new favorite pet name for link ^_^
#ask#revalink#loz#botw#loz botw#totk#loz totk#totk spoilers#legend of zelda#amihan's revalinkverse#link: yeah a Sexy imbecile ;)#when i found the frostbite top i looked at the back and screamed#he's so sexy in that top mmmghh#me @ the sliver of crack in the back of the frostbite top: NOW WHY YOU OUT HERE WITH ALL THAT ASS?#DOUBLE CHEEKED UP. ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON.#also consider overprotective revali covering link up in his wings lmaooo#ALSO NO ONE GIVE ME TOO MUCH INFO ABOUT TOTK i'm not that far in yet 😭🙏#my brain is soup rn but hrmmm sonia!link x rauru!revali........
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Both JD and Clay need back braces but only one of them actually wears theirs [it's not JD]
#JD crosses his arms over his chest when hes around Clay so he doesnt get yelled at to hell and back#WEARYOUR BACK BRACE BITCH!!!!!!!!#totally not . projection btw . totally . teehee#starztalks#trolls band together#JD has something he refers to as back massage day and he makes it sound all relaxing and serene#and Floyd is like oh maybe I can join! might help w my physical fatigue ^v^#and then he goes and it's literally just Rhonda running over JD and cracking his back . Floyd is APALLED. JD stands up afterwards like#aaahhhh thats the spot....SO much better!#me speaking to myself in these tags rn . cmon najma hype me up !!#<- THISHAS BEEN IN DRAFTS FOR SO LONG SILVER WHY DIDNT U TELL ME ..... HYPING U UP HOMEBOY !!!! SO TRUE
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Me: 2 Oreos and an Adderall breakfast is the most important meal of the day, that’s right
My guardian angel (currently taking the form of Vash the Stampede to try and get me to listen to him): Do we think maybe a vegetable would be more “love and peace?”
#I love the ‘do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair’ post so much#this is cracking me up rn but it’s midnight so who knows if it’s actually funny#ciircuit rambles
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I don’t know if I dreamed that there was a post about underrated PR1 dynamics or if I just can’t find it but Em and Ze is slowly becoming one of my faves
#they have an awesome friendship. they match each other’s vibes well and contrast very well too#I’m vod watching rn and they make me crack up so much#underrated duo#private recording 1#youronlychat
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MEOOOOOWWWW FINALLY
#im so happy rn i can finally play EEEEEE#everything about rdr1 cracks me up btw#Everything. the animation is so silly i love it#just saw a chicken walking by in the cut scene and THE WAY it walks... i was gone laughing for 5 min#also john my beloved ily so much<3
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It took me, ugh, MONTHS (2), to get to cleaning the two shrimp tanks I have... I had IRL issues going on that would have made it extremely difficult to do a water change especially while injured, and I just had to keep putting it off. It's just shrimp, so it wasn't like, the worst situation, especially since I have established plants and the tanks are a couple years old. There was just a lot of algae build-up on the glass, and, well... Let me just say it was not contributing to my mental health and well-being while the tanks were in that state.
I tested the water before I started cleaning and the parameters were fine (like, I could have left the tanks even longer if I would be okay with selling my soul to the Algae Collective), and the plants and shrimp look fine, too (I mean, I've obviously been keeping an eye on the tanks bc I sit right next to them). Actually, I'd wager to say that the plants are looking really great (the lilies haven't died off [yet? This is the longest period of time I've seen them stay... foliage... fol... foliated? Idk.] and the cryptocoryne in the 10gal is fucking huge and needs to be rearranged, just not right now). That fucking algae was a motherfucker to get off the 10gal (it's a plastic tank and I think that makes the algae grip harder than the glass 5gal).
[Also, fyi, depending on the tank's needs and stability, recommended water changes are a small one every week or every other week. My parameters don't seem to do anything dramatic, so I usually aim for a 20-30% water change every third week (just depends on how much vacuuming needs to be done and how cooperative the shrimp are with moving aside). So 2 months is still a lot. I still did the normal 30% ish amount, since doing more will risk the shrimp's well-being if there's a sudden change in everything, and my water parameters indicated a change was unnecessary - but I don't test for more than the minimum freshwater tests, so there could be a buildup of some mineral I'm not testing for, which is why the change IS actually necessary regardless of what my test kit says - because these tanks were evaporating a lot in summer, it condenses the minerals added with each water addition, even tho I usually top up with R.O. water.]
My back is fucking killing me lol. It has been killing me since spring when it 'went out' for the first time, and I'm not getting any relief, it sucks. But this had to be done.
The 5gal is looking pretty cloudy still, since the filter was super gunked up and I accidentally spilled gunk back in, so I may need to retest the 5gal parameters tomorrow just to make sure I don't have to do another water change, but it'll probably be fine, right? Shrimp love mulm and detritus. I did give both tanks a big ole algae tab for their trouble, tho. (I need a fuckening dish for the big tank. I really wanna clean off that white quartz rock again, but being white means it's an algae magnet, and it's just gonna go green again after a month or two.)
Anyway, shrimp tax:
I lov thees widdle oange bebies.
Wish I could take better pictures rn, but I am. Like. Dying. My recommendation: never live in an A-frame style room if you have the option. The wall above my tanks is slanted, and NOT fun for my back to bend underneath the wall for maintenance. (My only flat wall in the room is for my TV/PC.) Also, treat your back nicely, in general. I unfortunately have not had the option to treat my back nicely since spring (fall now), because 'when it rains it pours,' and heavy shit that needs to be moved will not move itself. Once I get a few more things in my room in order, I will hopefully be done with the IRL chaos, bc I have Halloween socks to knit, and I'm not putting that off for another year. (I'm still mad that I couldn't make the ones I planned last year. And I found more Halloween yarn I forgot I bought, so I'm gonna try to make multiple socks.) And I just really need to fucking chill and knit and stop having panic attacks and meltdowns.
#me earlier today: oh i should bleach my hair since i havent been able to shower for 2 days it wont damage it as much#me now: i dont know if i can even stand long enough to shower after this#anyway im gonna try to eat something and then shower and pass tf out.#maybe i shouldve taken a before picture to show how much i did...#...but i do Not want to remember 'that one time i didnt do a water change for 2 months' the algae was gross lol i couldnt even get it all#but honestly idc ab the back wall having algae as long as the front and most of the sides are clear#seriously the algae was textured like sandpaper tho. does algae do pearling? if it does then its calcium buildup too#edit while typing bc i looked it up. yes algae pearls. so the bubbles it was making were drying enough to cause calcium deposits#oH also lmao i found the tiniest pinch of hornwort left in the 10gal. idk why the hornwort doesnt like that tank but its hilarious that...#...that one little fingernail sized piece is still alive floating in there. i stuck it next to the lily but the shrimp will prob dislodge it#the hornwort in the 5gal is just freefloating i cant get that shit to stick#the shrimp love that stuff and they look like little birds in a pine tree#im in so much pain im procrastinating food lmao 'order pizza' crossed my mind but my jaw wont let me eat pizza so fml#anyway. just wanted to show an accomplishment even if its not a praise worthy one since i didnt go the extra 10 miles to water change sooner#awwww tho i love seeing them glide around the tank and now i can see them clearly its so chill#shrimp#aquariums#crustaceans#bugs#Cori.exe#Post.exe#Image.exe#also my therapist started cracking up this morning when i said like 'i can finally rest now tht i dont have a Saw trap bathroom to navigate'#seriously tho it was bad and then another issue in the bathroom came up 2 days ago but theyre both fixed now. my br is normal now.#im not normal tho (normal for myself i mean) and unfortunately thats not gonna be an easy fix but im trying#man can i ever make a post where i dont type a million words lmao. inability to focus and then i start typing more stuff#oh ab the hair bleach man my roots are so dark i just trimmed off the last of the bleach from last time so i got 2tone hair rn#idk when ill get to that. dependsnon my back. i already wasnt in a great state of being when i did the aquariums but i needed to clean them#ok i rly need to try n make food and shower before i start growing algae on myself
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Actually stupid how much of a Todoroki girl I still am after all these years
#THE DRAMA COMPELS ME SO…..#I’m getting into endhawks for the first time which is interesting bc I couldn’t stand it before (has only written it as crack)#so that will be fun :-)#if I think abt this too much the blatant amount of projection I’ve been doing since age thirteen gets a little embarrassing#so it’s a good thing that I don’t think#smth smth Enji not endeavor is literally only a hero to hawks bc his family hates him. the ascended fanboy of it all. DABI#i haven’t kept up w recent manga updates bc it’s largely whatever to me rn but hey…. been a minute… if there’s more togachako i could be in.
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whyyy does everyone love thomas so much. in a lot of fics theres a flint moment where hes like "omg thomas would have loved madi :)" WOULD HE??? or would he think of her as a particularly well spoken, well read servant. thomas's plan was explicitly meant to establish a british colony on nassau to continue effective imperialization of the americas, and the systematic theft of land and extermination of people. flint supported this as james. flint Happens to side with the maroons - but had they not held flint's life in his hands and forced him to acknowledge them, he would have continued his barrage on the english without considering the slave communities. in his escape from charlestown flint breaks the lock on a cage full of enslaved people - they are meant as a distraction, because flint does not care to actually ensure their freedom. they are bodies between him and a gun, and at that point that's all they matter to him
#black sails REALLY could have done a better job w making flint acknowledge his part in slavery - he sold slaves its stated onscreen#like obviously i love this show so much (give it up for month 4 of this SpIn) but like damn#the disservice done to mr scott and max and the maroon queen and joshua and kofi and eme and julius and every character of color....#read a fic that demonized julius and IMMEDIATELY clicked out like i was pissed.#idk. working on a fic of flint working on himself wrt to madi rn and cracking his golden memory of thomas - he realizes how narrow minded#they were and wants to rectify that - realizes he cant put it on madi to make him a better person or forgive him etc etc#also mr scott.... im working on a fic abt his relationship to eleanor vs madi also#<- me listing fics that will NEVER see the light of day lmao#canis speaks#canis watches black sails
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what did they mean by this
#squeak#the marshmalloids confuse me so much#why did htey start a whole new squishy merch line with... these....... three#i GET that hetalia is a liiittle more relevant rn but i wouldn't call it mainstream enough to justify this#i say 'start' when they dropped miku first but that's different#that's like opening a door#and these are the first three cunts that walked thru#anyways. if theyre doing this im begging them to drop more hetalias for it#do you have any idea ohw much my ass would eat up a squishy england. i would destroy it#it would get cracked so fast
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God I'm gonna miss this place
#{🔇} - bee vents#like. im not saying that im gonna peak in high school or anything#but these past 4 years#especially my senior year#have been so fun#I met so many amazing people and Ive had so much fun#Im sitting in math rn cracking up and realizing that after monday ill never have this experience again#and an old friend contacted me today and gave me 2 really meaningful things even though we havent talked much in years#and another old friend and I have been in contact recently with graduation coming up#its just#all hitting me suddenly that all this amazing stuff is gonna end#idk how many of these people ill be able to keep in contact with even though I really want to#life just doesnt always work out and i know that but it doesnt make me any less sad#i still have one day left after today so im gonna try and enjoy it#i just got hit with all of this all of a sudden and i cried over it earlier even thiugh ive been trying not to cry about all of this yet#idk i feel like my thoughts are really jumbled#everythings just changing all at once and its really scary and hard to come to terms with#after monday ill never be a kid again. ill have college and real adult responsibilities#:/
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hello again !! idk if u paid any attention to their debut or if u have any interest at all but id love to hear ur thoughts on 8TURN's debut Tic Tac !! theyre FRESH (like less than a week fresh) and i rly loved their debut stage styling with the black white and pink hehe
hi!! i did see their debut! not really a fan of the song but the styling is really good so far! the orange outfits from the mv were my fave, but their stage styling and all the backwards jeans have been very 00s and very fun. not really any comprehensive thoughts so far because they're not really doing anything new or that interesting performance wise, but i'll keep an eye on them.
#8turn w#didnt think i would get returns on that 5th gen will be the nct clones prediction so soon and yet here we are lmao#they even got a fake doyoung which cracks me tf up#i did my diligence there's two good songs on the mini but i'm not really listening that much#mostly bc xg has me in a fucking chokehold i am not listening to ANYTHING else rn#mnh has a great creative team they almost always hit with the design#ngl tho that money should have gone to chungha and bvndit soz#text#answers
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Ngl man..this made me snort laughing
#random post#suggestive#GOD. GO D D#I’ve been awake since like. idkk#I first woke up at 4 am and idk how much sleep I got between then and when I woke up again at like 6:20#ahmm. so I’ve been awake sincee.... for like. how math and numbers#17 hours. AND I had a test today AND also tmi but I’m bleeding AND my birthday on monday#oh wait fuck my. toast. has just been sitting here omg. my bread#and my essay...welp#I’ll just. do that. tomorrow#I can’t. I can’t pull another ‘stay up till almost 5 in the morning to turn in essay due 5 hours earlier’#anyways I’m getting off track. my point was that I’m SOO fucked rn that THIS old drawing is what cracked me up#mhm hmhm ymt. shirley...my belovbed I don’t draw or talk about nearly enough#but I think about her exclusively when I’m in the shower (his voiceclaim songs are the ones I listen to in shower lmao)#they keep me. on track 👌 prevent me from 🙃 getting lost in shower thoughts 😤#and not realizing I’ve been standing under the shower head for forty minutes just staring into space#I’m getting off track again but anyways uh. yea
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