#this is canon to me idc
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mike is committed to the goffick lifestyle
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omg but the episode where buck is gonna be a sperm donor and his appointment keeps moving and heās all frustrated.. imagine him finally snapping and grabbing you one day and just- š©š©š©
NO BECAUSE I WROTE ABOUT THIS IN MY NSFW ALPHABET!!
my headcanon is that if him and reader were dating during the whole thing, reader would be like āokay fine iāll do it tooā and so every time it keeps getting pushed back reader is slowly putting on clothes over their matching set when he gets home all frustrated (and probably rock hard), and trying not to get him going lol (which is impossible because itās buck).
and then when he finally has his real appointment, you might wanna book the next day off work because that man has PLANS!! every room. every surface. only breaking for hydration and maybe a snackšµāš«šµāš«
#this is canon to me idc#thank you sweet anon<33#911 abc#evan buckley#evan buckley headcanon#evan buckley x plus size!reader#evan buckley x plus size reader#evan buckley x reader#asks#šš«¶š»
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this is a blurb from a fic i'm working on but honestly this is also just how john handled taking teyla and ronon to earth imo
Just then four cops rushed in, shouting over the commotion.
"Fuck, okay, you two remember what I told you about dealing with cops?" John asked Teyla and Ronon as he shot a nervous glance at Rodney, who hadn't spoken a word since his father hit him. Teyla and Ronon both nodded.
"Lawyer," they said in unison, and John breathed a sigh of relief. At least he shouldn't need to worry about them while he waited for the SGC to come bail them out.
#this is so fucking funny to me#john prepping teyla and ronon to go to earth: look there's only one thing you need to know about america cops#they're horrible and racist and sexist and if you ever have to deal with them the only word you know is lawyer okay?#teyla and ronon are like but- and johns like nope idc the ONLY WORD YOU KNOW IS LAWYER#this is canon to me idc#i think i'm funny#ar1#john sheppard#ronon dex#teyla emmagan#my writing#sga
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in my mind 15 skk were both stupid transmascs in denial . dazai asks chuuya if its normal to really desperately want to be a boy . chuuya is nodding like yeah yeah everyone thinks like that right ? kouyou and mori end up having to prepare a full presentation to smack some sense into both of them .
#ramblings#this is canon to me idc#chuuya thinks its normal because his prior frame of reference was shirase (also transgender as fuck)#chuuya#dazai#skk
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do you think that zelda ever randomly roars due to the leftovers from draconification and her and link just sit in silence for a few minutes before going back to doing what they were doing like nothing happened
#zelda: roars while planting flowers in their garden#zelda: ā¦..#link: ā¦..#zelda: i think these would look good here donāt you agree?#this is canon to me idc#zelda#link#legend of zelda#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#totk#botw#breath of the wild#totk spoilers#light dragon#dragon tears
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The real reason Landon didnāt have a coin when he got to limbo is because not all of him was fully dead. His phoenix powers went into the golden arrow when he was stabbed, and since he was born with those powers they are very much a part of him. Therefore there is still technically a piece of him that is still alive. (This is also why he didnāt start dying like Raf did in 3x02 because, like the Necromancer had thought, he hadnāt been truly dead, not even after losing his powers because that part of him was still alive in the arrow.) Hence Landon being unable to pass onto peace, hence him being able to use the arrow to transfer his powers back to himself, hence him now being alive and a phoenix again.
#text#landon kirby#headcanons#my posts#this golden arrow headcanon has always made the most sense to me#and even more so with what the necromancer had said#like he said he didnāt think landon had really been dead bc of his powers#but he didnāt have his powers anymore after being stabbed so??#there has to be some other reason#and him not having a coin bc of malivoreās actions#is literally just wrong#heās not responsible for that#so it just makes the most sense to me that heās not completely dead#bc of his powers still being in the arrow#this is canon to me idc
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losing my marbles over this bit that was cut from paddy's has a jumper. it's sweet in such a twisted way and says so much about dee
#she just wants attention :(#she wants to be noticed... be heard...#waaa...#dee reynolds#dee#paddy's has a jumper#scripts#i've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy#acting out for attention oh that's an abused teenage girl who never grew up all right#this is canon to me idc
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yeesh. touchy subject
hey have you guys noticed that in dreamscaperers, bill has to squint and get really close to the memory to be able to read the numbers. i have. heres a low-effort comic about that
(edit: theres more to this comic now! you can find follow-up doodles here and here!)
#gravity falls#bill cipher#the axolotl#axolotl gravity falls#william lucipher#the book of bill#book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#book of bill spoilers#tbob#tbob spoilers#thisisnotawebsite spoilers#thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com#fanart#art#my art#gravity falls fanart#comic#dreamscaperers#i know that he was probably just squinting because the letters were small and kinda far away#but idc. bill needing glasses is canon to me#but he is NOT subjecting himself to the horrors of eye doctors ever again#theraprism#frilliam#bills glasses au#cloudysarts
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the line between fic and canon is so thin i have a hard time discerning which is the other atp
#fic IS canon for me idc#i'll read something so specific and just immediately go āyup that's canonā#hannigram#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal memes#hannibal shitpost#will graham#hannibal lecter#murder husbands
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Twisted Wonderland has such a wonderful array of sibling dynamics!!
So beautiful <3
#idc what canon says i fully believe silver and malleus have petty arguments#āfather he's touching me!ā āactually im touching your chairā āwhich is touching ME!ā#āno I CALLED DIBS ON THE FRONT SEATā#i was gonna use the āhe got a bigger slice of cake than me!ā example but then i remembered lilia can't cook rip#is it ooc? idk probably im not yana#but it makes my heart happy so IT STAYS#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland fanart#twst fanart#idia shroud#twst idia#ortho shroud#twst ortho#malleus draconia#twst malleus#silver vanrogue#twst silver#jade leech#twst jade#floyd leech#twst floyd#cheekindraws#used a stock image of two children throwing down for floyd and jade as a reference
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hermit fanon swap - an art game!
Reblog this to let your followers know they can send art requests to your ask box
if you are a writer you can also reblog this and make little snippets about hermits and their new traits
Vex!Grian and Avian!Mumbo as fun examples
Artless version behind the cut:
#if you are a writer you can also reblog this and make little snippets about hermits and their new traits#''op where's [x] headcanon? '' I forgor#''op actually some of these are canon'' eeeehhhhhh idc#writing game#hermitcraft#ask game#ask games#the hg comic fanzine had me in the mood for some comic aesthetic
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Autumn
#marim's art#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#pwaa#narumitsu#wrightworth#pess#? idk#I learned about pess through fanart and research. I saw the interview she is now canon to ME idc what you think#autumn is my favorite season#was taking a walk the other day and at sunset it all looks warm while feeling cold. it's nice
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merlin who uses his magic everyday in ways that he doesnāt realize isnāt normal. magic helping him see in the dark so he can find his way in the woods or dark rooms with no problem. connecting with the woods around him so he always knows where he is and whats in the general vicinity which allows him to sense bandits just before they attack. using magic to keep warm in the cold or to cool down in the heat. confident and willing to go toe to toe with anyone bc he knows that regardless of what they throw at him, he could always win bc he could just use magic.
then somehow someway (post magic reveal) a sorcerer takes away merlinās magic. or well just locks it away ig. but anyways merlin doesnāt have this part of him anymore and is left feeling empty, exposed, and vulnerable. arthur, the knights, and merlin going on a quest for answers to their problem and a way to get merlins magic back. but. but. but merlin is all jumpy and heās rambling more than ever and is often reaching out to grab onto someone (usually arthur) and everyoneās confused and then they get ambushed and merlin freezes in the middle of the path like a deer. heās watching everything go down around him with wide eyes until heās targeted and one of the knights have to rush in to save him. afterward merlin is constantly holding someone and his grip is rather tight. he keeps looking around, his eyes scanning the trees around them over and over. when they try and settle down for the night, merlin wont leave the camp without an escort or two and when theyāre trying to go to sleep, merlin is flinching at every noise in the woods around them and ends up shuffling over toward the person closest to him and laying pressed up against them.
arthur opening his mouth to tease and call him a coward when the word registers in his mind and he realizes that thatās what heās actually seeing, merlin scared and defenseless. he ofc doesnāt realize the true depth of it all, i mean he knows merlin is missing his magic but he doesn't know that magic has always been a part of merlin, it makes him him. heās had magic since he was born, heās never known life without it. as he is now, he feels bare and exposed and blind and deaf and terrified. the knights are his defense rn and for the past few years, merlins been their protector so its a complete reversal of everything heās ever known. heās scared. arthur bites his tongue and lets merlin hold onto his arm and snuggle up close at night for some form of comfort and security. he doesnāt tease or mock and responds to his ramblings of fear with a level of gentleness the knights werenāt aware he even possessed. merlin slowly relaxing as arthur subtly comforts him without addressing it
#i feel like this was a plot line in canon#idc#dont tell me#also yeah merlin would probably hide it better but for the sake of fanfiction plots were ignoring that#i just need arthur taking care of merlin#is that too much to ask for#jesus christ#also merlin āthe bravest man arthur knowsā hunithson would still go on the quest and maybe pick up a weapon to try and fight the bandit#but hes also defenseless in a way he never was before and is shit with a sword#so yeah hes relying on the others for help and protection#merlin blocks two strikes from the bandit before the sword is knocked out of his hand and percy rushes in to knock the bandit over the head#merlins hands are shaking for an hour after the fact#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#lil ooc but who doesnt love that
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Malevolent Part 44 - The Deliverance- The Waylay
#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#fanart#malevolent#parker yang#Idc that parker isn't canonically in the waylay HE IS TO ME#everything can be parthur if you try hard enough#Parthur#crossposted on twitter as piratesleeves
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elrond as a dad is a concept people don't use enough frankly. just. elrohir and elladan and arwen following their ada around like ducklings. as they grow they keep doing it and it's not uncommon to see three adult elves just shadowing their father whenever they're not off causing chaos.
then arwen leaves and aragorn all but drops on elrond's lap and he picks up on it and now its elrohir, elladan and estel making a line after him. estel gets left behind easily so elrond is in the habit of checking that he's got all his kids following him.
after, in valinor, elrond will sometimes falter, not hearing the familiar steps following his own. even after elrohir and elladan sail, he'll turn every so often and freeze, panicking for a moment because where are arwen and estel? when did he leave them behind? and as soon as that moment is over he's just feeling the loss of them all over again. the twins never say anything, never protest or even seem to notice the sudden stops. they just leave him time to compose himself until he's ready to keep walking.
#u would not believe how much i think about it#i have so many feelings about dad elrond#he makes me sob#idc if this is violently against canon bc its my canon#elrond peredhel#lotr#elrohir#elladan#arwen undomiel#aragorn#estel
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if u asked him to put it on he would. only because he loves u so much and knows how happy u would be <3
#my art#bg3 gale#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3 gale#baldur's gate 3#I PUT GRAY IN HIS HAIR BC ITS HOT#IDC WHATS CANON OR NOT#ok but like? smash#SJKHSDJFD AHHAAH#gods i would let him read me a bed time story then kiss my forehead gn#omg i love him i would die for him#hes so soft and so anxious!!!!! like omg i cant believe im wearing this but.. u like it??#skjfdd#he is a people pleaser
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