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gojonanami · 1 year ago
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Oh? Evil. Is that so?
Well, you haven't seen evil, Sab, because if you want evil, then I can give you evil.
(Professor Suguru is an excellent professor. He's just one of those professors who is so incredibly charismatic that he just breaks down complicated concepts perfectly, and people end up taking his option not just because he's extremely sexy but also because he's a genuinely good teacher, and they have no idea that the real challenge of his course is maintaining composure while he is explaining Aristotelian ethics or breaking down medical ethics, as his forearms just look so sexy, his muscles are so firm, and his hair is just so luscious and silky.)
(And he's a professor who just makes you want to earn his praise, you know? And you grow so desperate that you start to do more and more extra readings, and you end up spending most of your time studying and trying to make sure that your essays are genuinely the very best that they can be, so that you can see that tiny quirk of his lips as he compliments your work. And his compliment just makes you want to combust, so you try your very best to resist the urge to squeal and flash him a toothy grin, so you squirm in your seat, trying to calmly receive his compliment while internally you are combusting. And his compliments, unfortunately, don't help, as you suddenly end up waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night as you find that—yet again—you've had a dream where your ethics professor calls you a 'good girl' and praises your work.)
(And imagine how awful things would be if he had to advise your dissertation? Then you would have to be one-on-one with him. In supervisions, there are often two other people with you, you know? Or at least one person. And that usually makes you calm down a little, as rubbing your thighs together in the presence of your coursemates isn't ideal, you know? But if you're one-on-one, that struggle just becomes exponentially harder, you know? He's so close. He's so good-looking. He's so intelligent. And he's so confident. You just want to give in to him there and then.)
(Under his tutelage, of course, your dissertation gets a 79%. He actually takes the time to advise you, and he actually responds to your emails with good advice, unlike some other professors. And when you get a compliment from your dean, you just want to squeal in joy. And your gaze flickers over to Professor Suguru, and as soon as you see his amused little half-smile, you just want to die on the spot.)
(Professor Suguru, of course, is simultaneously a good and a bad reason to stay at your university for longer and pursue a Masters/PhD.)
(Having Professor Suguru as your supervisor is a constant struggle, as you wonder constantly at the back of your mind if he knows how often you think of him in the most inopportune of times and how often you think of him when you're alone in your bed or even in your shower.)
okay this is pure evil - you're right i haven't seen evil, and i'm writing this today - you guys win T_T
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marisatomay · 8 months ago
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This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.
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oncorhynchus-nerka · 11 months ago
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
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Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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abreathlessplace · 8 months ago
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"i wonder if we ever think of each other at the same time."
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technovillain · 23 days ago
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i come from the universe where everything is the same except disney heroines get like an ounce of their fathers' obviously dominant genes and their clothes are like 80% more historically accurate. it's beautiful here.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago
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The math just adds up!
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gongyussy · 7 months ago
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sukinapan · 3 months ago
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cronchy-baguette · 29 days ago
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double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....
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ak-nm · 18 days ago
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foldingfittedsheets · 8 months ago
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When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.
The words branded themselves across my soul.
As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.
Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.
How they would scream, if they could.
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pawsnifferpup · 27 days ago
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if you have a transfem lover I do not even know how to begin to explain how important it is that you touch her without her having to ask
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redpapercraness · 3 months ago
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to lose you
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recny · 6 months ago
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dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick
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pangur-and-grim · 1 year ago
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at the funeral my 85 year old great-aunt asked to see a photo of my cat, and so I said “sure” and showed her this, and she just said “oh”, visibly struggled to follow that up with anything, and then walked away.
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curehaus · 4 months ago
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The Reticent Vampire of the 9th Arrondissement!
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