#this is based on the books

[irenespring]

After my latest fic chapter I feel compelled to remind people who have never read the SGE books that Clarissa Dovey (whose ideology and behavior I did not alter) is supposed to be a good guy. She is the benevolent, motherly mentor figure. We are supposed to like her very much.

In related news: The School for Good and Evil is the single largest case of authorial "oh shit I forgot all my world building when it came time to do the story framing" I have ever seen in all of media.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

The worst trauma comes from those who you love

[lazylittledragon]

i read legends and lattes recently and now i just think karlach should have a coffee shop

[kidovna]

no mourners, no funerals

[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[thenightisland]

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

[the-meme-monarch]

just a lot of the axolotl :] and that bitchass triangle

[time-woods]

short bill cipher thing

bonus one :

[apollolikestodraw]

He did crimes or something (idk I’ve never seen it I just thought he was cute)

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Did you know Twilight was getting an animated series on Netflix? Anyway, I had to make my own take on character designs for an animated show

[stump-not-found]

young man has wonderful encounters yay

[stemmmm]

ok a third one. i've got a third one

context: 1 2 3

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Fiddleford in disbelief that he got cucked by a triangle is funny but him being as much as a freak as Ford is funnier

[litta-jpg]

reasons to have a child: 1. you can buy him books you want to read yourself

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔