#this is awful oh my god

[mushramoo]

I am losing it

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts an old home video to his TikTok account. He’s not even in the video. It’s just Steve, in the early nineties, squinting at something off camera like, “Ew, look at that creature! What is that? How did that get in here?”

Then the camera pans over and it’s Mike glaring at Steve from the couch like, “Oh, fuck you.”

[aulerean]

a bamboozling turn of events

[lovely-v]

Me before completing the forest temple: okay I get that ocarina of time is fun and nostalgic for people but it’s a bit of a stretch to call it one of the greatest video games of all time

Me after completing the forest temple: By revealing that Link is not a Kokiri, but a Hylian, the game effectively strips him of his humble origins amongst a group of people that already fail to recognize him in his adult form. Thus, kokiri village instantly becomes a location that is no longer Link’s home in any sense, exacerbated by the fact that the game now loads up in the temple of time instead of Link’s bedroom— he is a stranger in the only place that has ever been familiar to him and he is depressingly reduced to his destiny alone. However, the subsequent introduction of the time travel mechanic, which allows the player to travel from the horrific apocalyptic future back to the idyllic past of Link’s childhood, gives new meaning to the idea of this “destiny”. In effect, Link is not a stock “chosen one”, but a protagonist who consciously decides to fight onwards. Link’s dual existence as a child who knows the grim future and as an adult who was powerless to stop disaster gives a sort of desperation to his character, because while it brings the player relief to revisit the Castle Town that is populated by cheerful villagers instead of lurking zombies, the story can only be progressed through the acknowledgement of reality — the decision to make those seven years pass again. Therefore, both the player and Link as a character must be proactive in their heroism and make the conscious choice to struggle onwards despite the darkness that permeates—

[vintrage]

it was that white cloak that soiled me

[egophiliac]

(incoherent bird soldier screeching)

okay, I'm ready, I'm totally ready, I --

(even more incoherent bird soldier screeching)

[naggascradle]

[atdawn]

DEAD AND BURIED Episode 1

[princessbrunette]

rafe bragging to his friends how you do whatever he says in bed while you’re right there 😠☹️!!

season one rafe activities.

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being pinned to his side at the country club really sells his point, being looped into ‘guy talk’ as they stand in a circle harnessing beers under the sun.

“i feel like girls wanna take control in bed nowadays, like where did that shit even come from?” kelce converses, and you already know what’s coming when the arm wrapped around your shoulder from your boyfriend squeezes you tighter to him, patting your shoulder in gesture.

“yeah uh, not a problem with this one right here.” rafe chuckles, so naturally everyone laughs making you pout, pressing your cheek harder to him in embarrassment. “yeah, nah i could tell this girl to to spread ‘em in the middle of the street n’she’d do that shit without a complaint. isn’t that right, baby?” he grins down at you, even ducking his head a little to get more on your level.

they’re all staring at you with these adoring smirks, like you’re a little baby zoo animal and you’re just there for entertainment. you hide more into rafe, nodding with an embarrassed sigh.

“yeah.” rafe smoothes a hand over your head, scratching at the nape of your neck like you’re a puppy. “shes real well behaved. sucks to suck, kelce— look, we’ll get you a good one soon, yeah? just gotta stop bitchin’ about it.”

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[feralfrey]

intellectuals? no this is idiot mlm and idiot wlw solidarity

[andersonfilms]

will u PLEASE write abby with sensitive nipples and reader who knows this and likes to tease her (and them)

❝ GOT MILK? ❞ ♱ ABBY ANDERSON!

“is this what you like, baby? need your pretty little nipple played with until you cum?” you lightly twist her nipples, abby’s body writhes against the mattress as she bucks her hips into you. achingly so, her muscles are sore from patrol but the ache between her thighs is the most painful. “my girl is just a little tired, needs to be taken care of don’t you?”

normally, this is how things went. abby came home tired, her brain wouldn’t let her sleep, still reeling from dealing with the nonsense of manny all day. completely and utterly stressed, and you did what you did best — fuck her until she couldn’t see straight. “yeah, i need your mouth. please?”

“i don’t know…you’ve been gone an awful lately. i was in the showers yesterday and i almost started fucking myself because i missed you so much but then leah came in and i had to come here, in your bed.” abby grunts as you take her pink nipples, sucking on them like your life depends on it. latching on as if she’ll start lactating, your tongue rapidly flicking over as abby gains some friction, rubbing her pussy on your clothed thigh.

“umf! fuck…” intentionally, your forefinger and thumb lightly twisting her other nipple you couldn’t give your attention to at the moment. “m’so sensitive, so wet, please. need to cum so fucking bad.”

you slap her cunt, enjoying the whimper falling from her pink, puffy lips. the attack on her nipples doesn’t cease, not when your thumb started circling her cunt, not when she starts riding your fingers, and especially when abby starts cumming around your fingers when you lightly bite her nipples.“oh. you like it when mommy nibbles on your nipples? i’ll have to remember that, babygirl.” another clap to her cunt has her pussy fluttering, ready to take whatever else you have in store.

[sforzesco]

decimus wanted to wind cassius up a bit just to see how he would snap

uhhh. what else. you know!! caesar was collecting (and discarding) a new generation of romans, operating a new kind of roman imperium. political manipulation. "good" governance. conspiracies are forming in reply.

the collage art is all public domain/open access stuff from the met collections!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 101

 The Fentons have created a machine! A wonderful machine that will reveal a ghost’s true form! So that everyone will see their trickery! They’ll see that the monsters they really are! 

 Now, to know what all went wrong, one would have to know some things about the ghost zone, and more specifically the area the Fentons had managed to punch through to. 

 For one, ghosts do not age like humans. Oh they might take a form similar to that of their death, which may appear as an adult or teen or something similar, but with how they can only die by the complete destruction of their core, theoretically a ghost could live forever once formed. 

 In fact, the equivalent of eighteen years for a ghost was one-hundred realms-years dead. And those years don’t always sync up with the years of the living world that one might open a door into. Thankfully, the Fenton’s world, being one of those synced closer to the Realms, only had a time dilation of a few seconds. 

 That being said, the area their portal had ripped into was incredibly rich in ectoplasm. And areas like that, were where newborn ghosts were formed and arrived. A ghost daycare of sorts, almost akin to a toddler area of the zone. 

 Which meant that when they shoot the Phantom-menace and other pesky ghosts to revert them into their true form, it isn’t exactly monsters that appear. Instead, there are now several ghost toddlers- or in the phantom-trio’s case literal babies- flying around. Very unhappy ghost toddlers. 

 What a horrible time for the Justice League to arrive. Though perhaps some would say it was actually perfect timing. 

[philocalistwrites]

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS OMG

[star-slinger]

DAY ONE OF JRWITOBER:

FAVOURITE PC CHARACTER

EMIZEL “just saying shit” “the weasel” TUCKER

Love him forever and always, literally my day one, started jrwi with him, And it will end with him big ups.

(Also, im using @redspacegirl ‘s prompts for jrwitober. I hope thats okay! And I hope it’s okay to tag! Check it out!)

[christakisbang]

chanlix moments i think about a lot (7/?) - channie’s room ep. 105