#this is all i've been thinking about todayyyy i just wanna see them shirtless with baby animal!!!! it what we deserve!!!

[gnocchighoul]

HC that MC tells Diavolo about how firefighters make those charity calendars where they pose shirtless with puppies or kittens or goats or whatever, and Dia is just absolutely enchanted by the idea of it -- so enchanted, in fact, that he decides to make one with all the brothers and the exchange students :)

So naturally, he has a bunch of cute baby animals abducted from the human world for the day just for the photoshoot :) don't worry though, after the shenanigans they’re returned safe and sound from where he got them asdfghjk

There’s just one itty bitty little thing though. They take it a bit farther than just posing with puppies and kittens.

But they’re all still very much shirtless because this is really just an excuse for me to fantasize about them all being shirtless and holding baby animals 😌

Lucifer definitely poses with a bunch of little puppies. It’s classic, like him. Even though he’s already a dog dad, he definitely isn’t used to being around baby puppies and is probably a bit taken aback when they start gnawing on his fingers with their little sharp baby teef.

Obviously, Mammon poses with a bunch of the roundest, fluffiest panda babies that they can find. He totally tears up a bit when the little puffballs waddle up to him and cling on to his legs, and the photographer definitely makes sure to get pictures of him all teary and sniffly over the lil babies fghjklfghjk

Listen, for Levi’s pic they’re obviously gonna stick the water-boy in a pool with some kind of aquatic baby animal. But fish are kinda ugly and weird looking and the whole point of the calendar is to be cute. So they stick him in a pool and make him float around with a bunch of fluffy baby otters 🥺

Satan straight-up refuses to pose with anything that isn’t a kitten. Or ten kittens. Fifteen. Twenty. He’s not that picky, but he does request as many kittens as possible for his picture, and he’s absolutely going to try to sneakily keep them all afterward.

At first, Asmo is furious that he doesn’t get to pose with a bunch of lil baby kittens or puppies (they’re so classic!!! Everyone loves kittens and puppies!! And they’d look so much cuter next to him!!), BUT he does chill out when he sees all the cute fluffy bunnies they found for him 🥺 tbh he probably tries to break out his own pair of bunny ears for the photoshoot sdfghjkl

I mean, Beel already has that card where he’s posing with baby tigers and the lion cub, which is already PERFECT, so maybe they just abduct those lil babs again 🥺 they’re already friends, they can have a little reunion 🥺

As for Belphie… c’mon now. have you SEEN baby sloths? They’re ADORABLE. Give him 5. Let them cling onto him for dear life like he’s their sloth papa. They’ve got those sweet big eyes and make the cutest little meeping sounds and when they aren’t taking pictures they can all nap together 😭

Now I did say that the undateables were going to be in on this too, right? 👀

PICTURE THIS. DIAVOLO. WIELDING FLUFFY, WHITE BABY SEALS, ONE IN EACH ARM. MAYBE? IDK HOW BIG BABY SEALS ARE BUT HE’S HUGE AND STRONG AND THEY’RE FLUFFY AND SWEET AND HONESTLY HE COULD EVEN BENCH PRESS THEM IF HE WANTED TO

Have you ever seen a baby Japanese dwarf flying squirrel?? Because they’re really soft and round and chumby and I think it would be really cute to see Barbatos with a few of them 🥺 He would hold them so gently 🥺

Solomon gets a baby koala. He’s got white hair, they’ve got white (ear) hair -- it just works :) And baby koalas are lil snuggle bugs so he’s probably not going to be able to put it down for the entire day, which would just be too cute dfghjkkjh

Simeon & Luke pose with a bunch of little ducklings and chicks!! Maybe even a lamb, idk!!! (they still wear their normal clothes though because, y’know. they’re ✨holy✨ and luke is a literal child) Little farm animals are perfect for them!! Just think about Luke holding a little yellow chick that has a grumpy little face!! And Simeon, surrounded by baby ducklings!! My heart 🥺 

And finally, MC gets their own month!! Generally speaking it would be cute and very on brand if MC posed with a little lamb, BUT I also think it would be fun if they got to pose with whatever animal they want 👀 (personally, my MC would pose with red pandas~ I wanna know what your MC’s would pick too 👀 )