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i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

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guy who eats different Kellogg cereals each week and documents how much he masturbates in an excel spreadsheet

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Aww i just learned that when you spend money on your friends it comes out of your bank account and not the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

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haven't drawn a worm in a while

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Hey I’m really sorry if this is weird and you can delete it if it is but I had a dream last night that you were like going through a divorce??? Like in real life??? (Idk if you’re even married in real life???) So all your cat drawings stopped being cute and fun and you started only posting like pics of sad little cats going “NO MORE LOVE!!” and “BROKEN-ASS MARRIAGE!!”

dreams to reality

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The path of the EF5 tornado that hit Plainfield, Illinois on August 28th, 1990. No actual photo of the tornado was taken as it was rainwrapped.

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Every time I put my jewelry on and then put on cologne, I remember that video from a jeweler talking about how when he steam polishes antique jewelry, it reactivates the oils in the traces of perfume and lotion on the piece and he’s essentially smelling a dead person’s perfume. Like the phenomenon of antique swords smelling like blood and death when polished. But a little sweeter and more nostalgic.

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The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

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Never trust a social media site that doesn't have weird furries

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reigen doing jon arbuckle's dance

huge thanks to @lain7nyy for this post that inspired me to make this gif. i'm not doing the whole scene though, i still have that cutie honey crossover

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Ladies, I just found this gem for you.

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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I saw the most charming little Dionysus at the museum yesterday and I had to draw him ;-;