#this is about grian and mumbo - please do derail

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

I love when fictional characters are so abnormal and obsessed with each other that shipping them / making them romantic can't even make it any less weird or more interest. Because they're just too absurd about each other already for that

[ardienothesieno]

DAY TWO OF THE HERMITCRAFT CHARITY LIVESTREAAAAAAAM

i wont be able to summarize the entire thing as i have rehearsal this afternoon... but i can get the first half at least!!

link to my day one liveblog

very short intro from the hermits as grian and scar are interviewing jared hess, the director of the minecraft movie!

"He's a tall drink of water, that guy," -- Jared Hess, directer of the minecraft movie, talking about Mumbo Jumbo. (and. he's taller then mumbo.)

apparently mumbo designed a ton of redstone machines for the movie that didnt end up being used

scar keeps derailing the interview to ask about napoleon dynamite

sign purchases have been reopened for everyone in europe who was asleep. im tempted to buy a second one lol

doc in chat

they've rigged the wheel for snails

400k wheel spin landed on......... SNAILS.

MINECRAFT IN CHAT

chat is making snails... _@/"

grian tried to imitate oli's snail noises and summoned oli in the process. oli is now yelling in the chat

oli and eloise have threatened to throw their cat out the window if we dont donate

joe is green-screen colored and is being consumed by the background

according to false the snails are sedated and that's why their not murderous right now

treebark making bracelets with gem <3

the steam has only been going for about an hour and we've already hiiiiiiit:

FIVE HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i mentioned to my family that the charity has raised over 500k in this short a time and that did kinda blew their minds. i think they're starting to realize my niche hyperfixation isnt so "niche" afterall lololol

jimmy and kirsty have acknowledged their ship name is jirsty and they are not happy about that

OLI ON THE ROBOT???? OLIBOT?????

RAN INTO MY FRIEND @pookapufferfish IN THE CHAT HI POOKA!!!!!!!

martyn broke the mojang coffee machine. rip.

now martyn is lost in joel's base. the main stream has been on him wandering around joel's base, helplessly lost, for like 15 minutes now

but now it's MYSTERY HERMIT TIIIIIIIIME

doc is trying to make small talk with chat. from in chat.

minecraft old nether music on the waiting screen goes hard

OKAY NOW IT'S MYSTERY HERMIT TIME

pearl scar and gem are the detectives, zed is hosting

they are prompting a mystery hermit who's ona call to do certain things and then trying to guess who the mystery hermit is.

detectives first asked them to do parkour, theorizing one of the arizona dads. second asking them to put things in an ender chest (THEY PUT FLIGHT DURATION 3 ROCKETS IN THE CHEST IM CALLING JOEHILLS). third, asking them to decorate an interior. four, asked them what they want to remove from minecraft, they said pink glazed terracotta. five, keep name kill a mob, kept and evoker, named a creaking (creakles), killed a sniffer

all three judges voted they think it's tango. it waaaaaaaaas

TANGOOOOOOO

okay ive got to go for a sec so i might miss this next one

i wasnt able to like fully watch the next two but they guessed cub for number 2 and it was cub, and they guessed false for number 3 and it was xisuma!!

okay i havent been able to watch for about an hour... hope i didnt miss too much ._.

SNAIL RACING WOOHOO

escargo vs gary vs quizbot vs oli in robot form

ESCARGO VICTORY!!!!! olibot takes second lol

okay i for sure wont be able to watch the rest of the stream live at least, if anyone wants to take over for liveblogging the second half of day 2 please do so!!! i want to know what happens :)

HI EDITING ARDIE HERE IM BACK FROM REHEARSAL!!!! IT WAS GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING

YES IM GOING TO CONTINUE LIVEBLOGGING. THE 3ISH HOURS I MISSED WILL BE MISSING BUT IM GONNA GET THE REST OF IT 👍

so uh. check this post for updates. it will be updating.

while i was away, by the way, we hit

SIX HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

and

SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

they're doing a "harmonica challenge." shock collars from yesterday but with harmonicas in their mouths, whoever toots first loses. skizz and grian running it but grian isnt allowed to push the buttons anymore lol

jimmy v ren. jimmy loses like a wimp

tango vs zed. tango is a TANK he barely flinches at all

championship, ren v tango. grian hits tango with a level 15 near instantly and he understandably breaks but ren does NOT want to try and compete with that and forfeits. tango is the ultimate pain tolerance man!!!

back to scar who's running the whole thing. he's really tired you can tell... he's very quiet. also i think i hear some of his medical gear making noise

GIGS PHASMO!!!

we cut to pearl for a bit. pearl without aussie ping is SCARY

scar is still talking-- he put on the pink minecarft movie jacket. looked very snazzy. then slipped out of his chair trying to get it off ._.

SCAR HAS A BOW AND ARROW. HOTGUY HOTGUY HOTGUY (im guessing this was a wheel incentive i missed)

AND CONFIRMED-- SCAR IS NOW ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS FOR GAMERS OUTREACH AHHHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

gettin reaaaaaal close to 800k... can we beat the amount raised last year...

PI DRIVE. DONATING $3.14... if we hit 800,000 someone's gonna get pied...

oh and every time scar sees an anonymous donor pop up he assigns a star wars name to the anon.

SOMEONE DONATED WITH THE NAME "THE SECRET LIFE SHADOW PEOPLE" AND SCAR WAS LIKE. YEAH.

scar shot an arrow and hit his dad in the eye.

MARTYN SPITTIN NAMES TIME WOO

i donated a slice of pie. martyn butchered my name <3

OKAY HOLY SHIT THE LAST 30 MINUTES HAVE BEEN VERY CHAOTIC IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

so. i had a tutoring session. and my tutor and i got chatting and i told her about this and kinda maybe hyperfixation rambled for a while and she was really interested and super into it and sent me some money to donate to the charity!!! which was very nice of her!!!!!!! everyone say thank you to my tutor julie <3

and then we hit:

EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

🎉🎉🎉

and then the broadcast cut away for a bit and when it came back...

it was the closing out!! all the hermits all together... plus the head guy from gamers outreach

WHO THEY PIED. AS A CELEBRATION OF 800K.

and... that was the end. and the closing screen played the permit office hold music :)

same as yesterday, i'll reblog this with all the screenshots i took today!!

also the donations page is still up and open, if anyone has a couple bucks to spare and is interested!! https://tilt.fyi/xEs9UP5TXv

thank you to the hermits for putting on such a phenomenal show <3

[an-echos-thoughts]

As op of the hermitcraft dream smp post please know I am LOVING your analysis and it is absolutely not derailing it’s interesting and I enjoy your Takes, thank you fjsmsnfnd—enderspawn

Oh! Hi, uhm flustered noise thank you! I am glad glad you liked them :D

I couldn't get all my thoughts out as I was almost late at the time, but now I finally have the time to properly express my thoughts.

So hermitcraft is often referenced by those of the dsmp, most of the time its Grian being mentioned for "teaching" them to build, as far as I know feel free to mention other times where the hermits are mentioned. This sorta makes the existence of Grian and Mumbo and Iskall and by extension Hermitcraft part of the universe that dsmp resides in. Fundy, by begging for help from Mumbo and Iskall for help, establishes that it is possible to contact and receive help from the Hermits by prayer. It is also well know that the Hermits' projects are feats of unreal patience and work. Everything is huge and grand and takes so so so much time. Going by your reaction of their world, it is simply a place not made for mortals.

I can go on about the horror of the empty space that these huge monuments that were not built for people, of the casual use of highly expensive and hard to get materials as decoration, of the extreme wealth that they take for granted. Even the poorest hermit are richer than more than half the dsmp I believe.

Mumbo's VR experience of his base is perhaps the best point of comparison we can use. His base and the rest of the Hermit builds are not really built with people in mind. The massive expansion of all the builds its too big to see without turning your head. Everything is so much more bigger than you and built for those with flight. These monuments do not care about you, they were not made for you and they make it so obviously clear. One wrong step and you could be plummeting to your death, crushed by incredible Redstone machines, killed by one of the many farms around. Everything is immortal and you are not. Nothing finds pleasure in reminding you of that, it simply is. Does that not sound like a home of the gods to you?

On the other hand the Hermits, while their home cares not for mortals, are extremely caring and generous. It is not as if they lack riches to share, and if they do not have any on hand they go get what they, or the friend they are helping needs. One of my favorite examples of this is when, I believe, Tango saw that Zedaph did not have armor to fill his wardrobe so he bought Zed a full set of Netherite from Scar's shop. Grian, when the treasure quest went astray, replaced what his friends lost. (On a off topic, the use of Withers one of the most deadly creatures differ so vastly between servers. For dsmp its apart of the conflict, a secret weapon, for the hermits its apart of their games and is killed often without anyone flinching.) If the hermits are happy to take care of their own friends, how would they respond to the dsmp members that wander into their world?

The Hermits are gods in the eyes of most of the rest of the mcyter universe. Although I doubt many of the Hermits realize that they are gods.

@enderspawn