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dwarfedvyv · 6 days ago

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having an irrational fear is so embarrassing

#this is about gnomes #those little bastards scare the ever loving shit out of me #gnomophobia #also #emetophobia

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wormspoodle · 13 days ago

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teach me your ways potion master

#need to draw them as old mad scientists #anyway i dont know how. canon the games are #but mcgucket makes health potions in gnome gemulets #and he makes potions in the show and i just. don't see i brought up at all #and i think about it all of the time #i just think itd be fun if he made stan and ford his potion guinea pigs #oh and. half baked healing mcgucket design. we'll see where it goes.#okay im done no more exposition #gravity falls #old man mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #ford pines

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arsenicflame · 1 month ago

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[gives all my completely innocent inventions an evil setting, just in case]

#this post is about #wallace and gromit #vengeance most fowl #wallace my sweet boy you are so so stupid #nyxtalks #gardening gnomes? evil setting <3 for my evil gardening needs

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 7 days ago

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I cannot wait for this Stan to reconnect with his Ford.

I still haven't figured out HOW exactly they'll meet yet, but I do think that Ford would ATTACH himself to Stanley and talk his ears off forever when they eventually get comfortable :] and Stanley would listen because HOLY SHIT, THAT'S HIS BRO HE HASN'T SEEN FOR 40-ISH YEARS, HE MISSED HIS VOICE. Nonstop certified Yapper & Listener relationship <3

Stanley looks dead faced because of his ingrained poker face, but he's thouroughly enjoying it, even if sometimes he has no idea what the fuck Ford is saying. He never interrupts him though, since he knows people usually ignore or interrupt him mid-talk already. So sometimes Stan gets stuck in awkward situations where he has to leave or do stuff, but also doesn't have it in his heart to stop Ford and extract himself out of a (one-sided) conversation.

#Stanley: that motherfucker just ignored you completely- would you like me to kill him.#Stanford: Who? What are you talking about? Anyways. Have you ever seen gnomes before? Because just yesterday I-#I imagine conversations with Stanford to be very stitled and all over the place.#Since his thoughts are quite literally scattered- he can never really process them fast enough to actually verbalize them.#Or even understand them.#So he often only catch the tail ends of a thought- or cutoff half formed thoughts- or only the beginning half of an idea- memory- or opinio #And when he talks- you can really tell with the amount of tangents he goes off into and how everything he says #are completely disconnected and unrelated from one another.#I think the reason he talks so much is because it's his way of desperately trying to get himself understood by someone- including himself.#He's hoping that maybe- by verbalizing EVERYTHING in his mind all at once into some incomprehensible word vomit- that someday-#those senseless- useless words will one day magically order themselves into the right sentence for him to be finally be able to say what #he actually MEANS.#But because he's ''that crazy Town Kook Ford'' he just never really gets the chance to talk to anyone.#People in town baby him- treat him like a child.#And I mean- it must really hurt. For someone of his former intellect to have lost all ability to express himself eloquently #Not because he's any less smart- but because he just can't talk anymore. At least- not in any way that matters #I think Stanley understands him though. I think Stanley would understand his struggle to not be labeled as just stupid by others #Anyways- that was my ramble <3 #my post #asks #sput chatters #stanford pines #ford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #gravity falls #gravity falls au #Town Kook Ford AU #my art

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gnomewithalaptop · 2 months ago

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Thinking about Tim and Cassie as narrative reflections of each other -- about how they both started out as normal kids with no obligation to their mentors, good kids who just wanted to help, and how gradually, bit by bit, that choice they made as thirteen-year-olds lowkey ruined any chance they had for a normal life

#it's 'thinking about the consequences of the amazons attack' hour again #like. y'all cassie was wanted by the government. she literally didn't have a secret identity anymore so she had to live under a fake name #her mom had to flee the country #and even before that she kept on getting kicked out of schools because administration thought it was too dangerous #to have wonder girl publically attending their school #i feel like tim's life-ruining abilities are well documented at this point. but ugh cassie.#they way they reflect each other #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #cassandra sandsmark #red robin #wonder girl #young justice #young just us #dc comics #gnome talks comics #meta #timcassie

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fisherrprince · 1 month ago

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big fan of @therenobee’s design/model, completely unbiased

#I consistently draw laptops wayyyy too small. Don’t worry about that.#completely unbiased (said by an avid appreciator of space pirates and robots and coveralls)#blsmp #balloon smp #my art #renobee #it is HOWLING wind outside. Scary. anyways I really enjoyed watching renobee play! There were literally some moments where I was like #NO ONE speak. Everyone shut up; in my vicinity. Renobee is talking. GHDINJK #really close up their model looks like this [o(__)o]#it’s good #still don’t know how to draw gnome robby but I do know EXACTLY how 2 draw sister Nora

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eerivee · 1 month ago

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My deep gnome bard Pandora! She's a major antagonist in our campaign and she might be just a little bit obsessed with the moon. That's bad news for everyone.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #bard #deep gnome #dnd bard #dnd gnome #artists on tumblr #digital art #eeri art #OC: Pandora #Gonna share more about her later #She's still mostly a mystery and hasn't made many appearances in the game yet #But is one of the few people our party is actually afraid of so she did leave an impression for sure!#They haven't seen her in a long time and that's probably not worrying at all. Surely she's only doing nice things

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saturdaysky · 20 days ago

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worship that goes both ways

[god gale / ascended tav, mayhew]

#mayhew #gale dekarios #galehew #my art #gnomeposting #what if we lost ourselves and gained ourselves and came back wrong together?#and we had a sweet cloud penthouse for canoodling purposes?#and also we both wore tacky togas? god gale wants to know #mayhew's fashion sense best described as 'unimpeded by taste' so he's all about the togas. for him best part abt clothes is taking them off #god gale best gale #god gale #bg3 #gale x tav #gnome tav

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albaharu · 4 months ago

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i just think they are neat

#pike trickfoot #scanlan shorthalt #pikelan #critical role #vox machina #the legend of vox machina #anyways. i love both of them so much separated or united #i cant stop thinking about pike #and i love that scanlan is super open sexualy but super shy blushy with her is so cuteeeee #gnome power

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 days ago

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Now I need a lab safety wizard! U

se your PPE, do not microwave food or eat food. Specially in the Ethidium bromide area. Stop touching things with gloves that touched contaminated areas pLEAse!

You can see I'm frustrated lol

I have sent a helpful Lab Safety Gnome your way. May he guide you, and any students in your proximity to respect the Lab Safety Rules.

#wizard #lab safety #ask #This ask/concept sent me blasting back to the past where I (many years ago) wrote a series of short stories-#-about a chemistry teacher who was constantly at odds with his students regarding lab safety.#The concept being that said chemistry class was a notoriously grade booster due to the teacher giving out test answers.#So you have a group of lassiez-faire students ready to kick back- when 3 weeks into the term the 'easy teacher' keels over dead.#And is replaced by a newer teacher who genuinely cares about the subject and wants the students to learn.#Rest in peace Mr.Ratman. You were probably the best anti-villian I've ever written.#Yes. The Anti-villain; because he's only ever portrayed secondhand by said students.#The whole point was about how much they really hated this guy and their attempts to ruin his life.#So it was up to you (the reader) to untangle what was the truth and what was just a rumour.#It was a commentary (and honestly a personal vent) about the frustrations and anxiety of high academic expectations #And the dehumanization of teachers struggling to motivate a students who push the blame of their failures outwards.#The original is lost to time (and a broken USB). All I have is a spotty memory of some scenes.#I remember it being really damn bleak. If I ever revisited it I think I would give it a more hopeful tone.#May Mr.Ratman be immortalized as the Lab Safety Wizard/Gnome forever more.#If you read all that; thanks for coming down memory lane with me. Don't eat in the Lab. Wear your PPE. Know how to access safety equipment.

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the-meme-monarch · 1 year ago

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hlvr based things :]

#i have not been able to watch bbvrai yet !! even then idk if i will i am severely disinterested in brba #i WILL watch bbvrai and have fun about it though don’t get it twisted #<- EDIT 2: i meant to say im not sure i’ll Draw anything for it. said smth completely contradictory and then said ‘don’t get it twisted’#hlvrai #hlage #<- im fairly certain that’s the gnome run tag but what does the e stand for. half life alyx gnome E-something #hl2vrai #the art gallery #EDIT: IT’S GNOME EDITION i genuinely couldn’t figure it out ANDNSJJS thank you for telling me !

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dunmeshistash · 8 months ago

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I noticed you had no tag for Holm content in Kabru's party tags, which I get, no shade. (Unless I missed it, idk?) But now I have to ask, do you have any pictures or mini comics with Holm in them? It's pretty hard for me to find content of my lil gnome guy. Also, I love your blog so much, it makes it so easy to find content about the manga, the bible or daydream hour and I love that! Apologies for the little rant.

OH THAT'S EMBARRASSING, added it to the tag list

There's a few in there but my favorite might be "Kabru did you fuck my sister" extra

#ask #holm #holm kranom #I keep forgetting about gnomes #slightly-lonely-jonesy #dungeon meshi

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yanmuffins · 2 months ago

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speaking of a p&f! reader x gravity falls crossover, nobody can convince me mabel wouldn’t have the biggest crush on damian when she came by to visit the manor. alternatively, p&f! reader just deciding to go and spend a week at her friend’s shack in gravity falls and damian, flabbergasted that father has agreed to this nonsense, decides to burden himself with going with them. for supervision, of course.

it’s… an eventful week.

#chew on this while i battle my deadline!!#work is kicking my butt right now but i’m going to expand on that eventually. maybe.#damian spends most of the trip glaring down disdainfully at dipper for having a pathetic crush on his sibling.#but he has fun though!! he might not even say a word to bruce about the gnomes and the unicorns and that triangle-shaped demon.#he’ll tell talia though :)#p&f! batsibling.#post.#yandere batfam #yandere batfamily

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thatsbelievable · 2 months ago

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