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#my cat#cats#this is about cat poop#馃挬#meme#shit posting#shit post#shitposting#196#cat#caturday#meow#r/196#196 campfire#19684#pets#pet#meow meow#nyaa#nyan
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Does anyone else think miqo鈥檛e have intrusive thoughts about pushing or knocking things off shelves and tables or is my brain just slightly to the left
#okay but think about the comedic potential of miqo鈥檛e actually behaving vaguely like irl cats#yes that includes knocking things off tables#we just don鈥檛 see them do it because we鈥檝e not been around a miqo鈥檛e long enough in the correct circumstances#G鈥檙aha has done it both accidentally and deliberately#Y鈥檚htola is plagued by these impulses but doesn鈥檛 act on them#mainly because Matoya told her off for knocking things off tables way too many times when she was younger and#under her tutelage#but alas the impulses are there#the inner kibty is telling her to push that vase off the edge of the desk#anyways welcome to my weird brain#final fantasy#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#my brain poops
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i feel like some people are still so weird about cats. i taught my cat "sit" recently and upon mentioning this to my one friend he said he didn't really believe cats learn tricks like dogs do (because they're independent-minded and don't have a drive to please their owners) and was like "she's only sitting because she knows she usually gets a treat from you if she does"
unlike dogs who... definitely don't normally learn tricks through positive reinforcement or like treats.... apparently...
#don't get me wrong i do think it varies by cat#also this is not an anti dog post just a 'wow people have strongly set ideas about cat personalities'#also hearing people constantly reiterate how independent and aloof cats are has been very surreal#because my cat is like... basically made of velcro. as loving as any dog ive ever owned. she just doesn't need to be taken out to poop#that's like the only difference in independence ive experienced lmao#not st#cats#doctor's log
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every time i walk into the bedroom i'm just greeted by a sentient fluffy potato. i would die for him forever


#that black thing on his butt isnt a worm dw it's just some crusty poop im about to clean off if he lets me lmao#u know how kittens are. crusty poop monsters#my cats#馃挱
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Just as a note, wow these buildings are great. And the shots do so much to articulate their beauty.
#in the middle of the movie i had to pause bc my cat got poop stuck to her butt so#thats about as secular a watch of conclave as you can get i think#conclave watch
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Since I'm Swedish and we freak it up a little by celebrating most major holidays on the Eve rather than the Day, let me say 馃巹 MERRY CHRISTMAS 馃巹 and may you get to goddamn rest.
#both kids are blearily awake and about to loot their socks#partner woke up early as sin and made a whole bucket of rice porridge#now he's making up christmas rhymes about the fact that one of the cats pooped in the shower again
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Sweet Pea update! She went back to the vet today cause she had another bout of mushy poo, so back on the probiotics she goes(she also got a booster shot). Otherwise she's a really healthy 4lb baby! (We did it Sweet Pea! 4 whole pounds!)
She's also slowly been meeting some of the other kitties.
Mostly Ronso! He was planned to be a late introduction, but he really was very interested in her, so we've been doing some supervised meet and greets.

It's gone really well! He is very patient with her and has quickly warmed up to her, he isn't at all who I thought would be her first friend but here we are.

#getting her some introductions to new experiences and such too#she finally warmed up to wet cat food#sweet pea#mine cats#I need to get her to stop being interested in other cats pooping/peeing asap tho#because basch is really sensitive about the box so the sooner she stops caring the better#she like... WILL sniff other cats as they are going -_-
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I use wood pellets for kitty litter but I left kitty with my parents for the week and they used clay litter (even after I bought them wood pellets! They didn't even open it) and now we're home and Fiona like stepped into her litterbox, shook her paw out, and immediately stepped out. she's never had a problem with the litterbox before but now I'm worried she won't use it because the parents wouldn't just. do what I asked them to to take care of my cat
#if she poops on my bed I'm asking my mom for monetary compensation#it's literally just. they don't CARE#they think they know better always about everything so they won't follow the instructions I GIVE THEM on how to care for MY CAT#this has been a post
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god i love when i order something on amazon and it says it was delivered three days ago when it certainly was not
#and before anyone gets onto me about amazon: yeah i know. i know.#however. i am disabled with two cats who like to pee and poop.#how am i meant to drag a heavy bag of cat litter from the bus stop to my flat when walking it normally can make me nearly pass out.#my only other option for delivery is almost twice the cost with shipping. it is shit but it is how i manage.
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My photo app reminding today is the anniversary of Odysseus pooping on his own... Wym my enormous son once fit in the palm of my hand.
#he's now about x15 larger than he was here#he now makes the biggest cat poops ive ever seen good job king#ali babble#bozo tag#Odysseus son of me
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As some may have deduced, I have been having weird neighborhood interactions. People are VERY CONCERNED about people parking on the public street in front of their house or putting a soda can or bagged dog poop in their alley trash can.
I live in a city. I don't know how people are this precious about their alley or curb. It's a fucking city.
I was wondering if it's regional because I'm a transplant here and it wouldn't occur to me to consider street parking or outdoor garbage as "mine".
#also one of the people who really doesn't want bagged dog poop in her trash can has outdoor catS#so she can come over and pick up all the cat shit in my garden beds with her teeth#to be clear: I don't actually care about the cat shit but it's wild that SHE cares about the dog shit?
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They have formed an alliance and are menacing me for snacks
#ace#taco#so far ace houseguest has gone good hes a good boy#its made pretty clear yeah i probably could have a cat depending on the cat#i've worried about the litterbox smell and also taco eating the poops but its yet to be an issue
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Imaging in the first time the researchers get to see a full gathering takes place makes me giddy. Like maybe they knew the cats went there but didn鈥檛 know the full scope of it and when ALL of the clans come to this one place and seem to have a huge inter clan meeting just blows them away (maybe from then on they livestream the gatherings so everyone can see them)
They likely don't livestream the meetings for a very simple reason:
It's the mid-to-late 2000s when they start this! Going by the idea that 2003 is the date Rusty enters the wild, about 4 years later the Chelford suburban expansion causes them to leave (and that's from me padding the time some), and Millie brings the Team to the Lake with her collar about a year and a half later, we're looking at a project start of 2008-ish.
Livestream tech existed but wasn't very popular yet.
Twitch (and whatever its in-universe equivilant is gonna get named) comes in 2011. 2013 anyone can livestream on YouTelly.
So livestreaming becomes feasible in about 3 years, and is likely not adopted until 4-5 years later! The first gathering they probably livestreamed was AVoS-era.
#Youtube poops in universe be like 'youtelly is where the smelly is'#Btw just for your curiosity;#Rough estimate of where the cats are currently at the end of TBC is 2016-ish#Because the cats have been at the lake for about 8 years#Later estimate is 2018. Lower estimate is 2016.#Millie's radio collar au
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people with outdoor cats be like: yes my cat came back home half dead, caught hiv, is full of parasites and sometimes has gone missing for weeks but i don't care bc at least the cat is free and not locked inside like selfish people do!!!
#i cannot fucking stress this enough PLEASE do not let your cats roam outside freely if you care about them#if they're used to going outside leash them!!!!#the amount of cats we get at the clinic who come almost dead/with horrible wounds bc they're allowed to be outside is insane#not to mention how many run over cats i see where i live#they could get attacked by other animals too#like its just not worth it#we had to put down a cat today after the owners found her almost dead with an INSANE infection bc she had ruptured her intestines#her hip was shattered too#looked like probably some asshole kicked her#and the owners were like oh we had just buried one of our other cats the other day after she got attacked by another animal#and im just standing there like ?????? and that's normal to you??????#oh but at least the cats can climb trees though 馃お#remember the dude i talked about a while ago who brought his cat in honestly the worst condition I've ever seen?#covered in poop vomit piss and fuck knows what else?#that had a colony of cats all infected with FelV bc he refuses to vax them?#yeah this woman was a family member btw#thank FUCK he didn't come today because that would've been a shitshow#all things considered at least this woman seems to be... not absolutely fucking insane? i guess?#but anyway she kept saying how it was sudden! and how the cat was perfectly fine last night!#oh my gOD that cat had maggots eating her from the inside that doesn't happen overnight#cats are tough and will hide a lot of pain but can't you just tell the truth???#you either didn't care enough to bring this poor baby earlier or you just noticed now what had happened to her
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Simply not having a wonderful Christmas time. I was up all night last night because my dog got sick from a treat we gave her and was puking a bunch :(
#she seems to be doing fine today thank god. thought we were going to have to call the vet but she hasn't puked since 4:30am#and she's acting normal today & kept her food + water down. i 100% freak myself out & worry too much about everything#b/c i was like oh god what if she has a blockage i haven't seen her poop yet today even though my bf told me he saw her multiple times#so then i started googling about gi blockages in dogs & reading reddit posts of people whose dogs died or had surgery b/c of it#got myself WAY too worked up over it & was crying all night. then i went outside & watched her poop very normally at like 4am#so it's like ok clearly she's not blocked up & i'm just jumping to the worst case scenario like i tend to do about everything#DO NOT buy petsmart merry & bright treats. i'm so upset at myself for it. i was like oh haha treat shaped like a drumstick that's cute#but then reading reviews on their website so many of those treats have reviews from people saying they made their dogs sick#like oh cool i should have fucking read that before buying the treats i feel so stupid & bad like I KNOW BETTER wtf was i thinking#like i just would not be able to forgive myself if she had died from it or had to have a surgery to remove a blockage#but anyway thankfully she seems to be back to her normal self today although a little tired but not lethargic tired just regular tired#b/c we were up all night. she's back to herding the cats & barking at everything & all her usual goofy behaviors#actual thing i said last night: 'i lost my dad right before christmas i don't need to also lose my dog right before christmas'#p
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Finance meeting: *gets derailed because some of the coworkers decided to bash cats for some reason???? and then other coworkers (including myself) came to the kitties' defense*
Coworker A: They poop in the house! Me: So???? So do you!
Coworker A: They shed! Coworker T: So does your dog tho?????
Coworker A: They step in their own poop??? Coworker W: And your dog doesn't run around doing the same??? Coworker A: I-I mean- Listen I'm very conscious of where they put their paws! I-
Coworker T: It's not even the poop that's the issue, it's the puke. Coworker R: From what???? Me: Usually from cleaning themselves, it's not that often, tho. Coworker A: That's disgusting! Me: Cleaning yourself???? And, hey, at least the cat deigns to clean itself! Your dog doesn't! And why are you acting like your dog doesn't puke too?! Coworker W: I once saw a dog who at the entire inside of a stuff animal and then puked it up. Yeah no, I'd rather deal with the cat's puke. At least it's a side effect to the benefit of them cleaning. There was no benefit gutting that squeaky toy.
#silly talks#silly story#i love both cats and dogs btw#i'm just very defensive about hypocritical statements against kitties! TT0TT#i swear we spent more time in that meeting discussing cats than we did accounting stuff jklfdsjaklfa#i love my coworkers but i fear i need to fight them on this!#'they poop in the house' sweetie they have a special box TT0TT#'well they don't use the toilet! the human toilet!' your dog drinks from that toilet staaaahp#both cats and dogs are great sttttaaaaahhhhhp#they each have pros and cons and are both doofuses that need your help to survive so like??? deal??? TT0TT
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