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[majestq]

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[zillychu]

no one was allowed to get custom t shirts after that

[zorangezest]

switcheroo part 2 electric boogaloo (soundwave edition)

for those of you who were wondering, yes soundwave is still the most loyal hes just a flamboyant conniving megalomaniac, and yes starscream is still traitorous hes just calculating and methodical and very very patient

part 3

[faeofdusk]

and he has a mullet

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

you really need to raise your standards for what's considered "a phrase" because if it only makes sense in the specific context of the post it was originally found in and it isn't repeatable in other situations, that's not a phrase that has entered the lexicon, that's just something someone said one time.

i started this thing last week i need all the posts i can handle

What doesn't alter your vocabulary may alter, or may have already altered, someone else's. This is not about adding to The General Lexicon - I have an entire tag for things that change this site as a whole, which has a higher bar; this is largely about novelty and humor. This is us curb-stomping whatever the fuck we want into the right form for our needs, whatever those needs may be, including altering aspects of the phrase to fit the necessary format or context. It's a linguistic shotgun.

its my fuckin blog bitch ill shit where i want

[gavran-vrani]

[keyofjetwolf]

I JUST SAW THIS POST AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE FIVE YEARS AND BARK LAUGHED

No regrets.

[jynjackets]

let the darkness set us free

follow my side blog for more art

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[majestq]

[glitchedcosmos]

Season 3 prediction

[bunbunnies]

pretty please!

🔞 xavier x f!reader | NSFW minors dni 🔞

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content: PWP!!!! JUST STRAIGHT RAW DOGGIN IT!!!, overstimulation (xavier), teasing, creampie, multiple orgasms (xavier), oral (bj), neck kisses, grinding, petname 'baby', penis in vagina sex, tiniest tinge of possessiveness

a/n: here's my first offering to the lads community... this piece is brought to u by: [tweet #1] + [tweet #2] :)...hopefully i did them justice bc who wouldnt want to have desperate n whimpery sex with xavier! we're ignoring the fact that he has a sensitive neck bc of his suppressor and instead pretending it's just a cute lil ticklish thing 🤭 [header credit]

Under the rays of sunshine that peek through the window, what originally began as a gentle morning kiss- a tender moment to wake up your lover- became something much more… sinful.

The soft cushioning of the mattress dips at your knees as you lean over Xavier and straddle yourself on top of his hard-on without your panties. Your breath is hot against his skin, as your soft lips gently nip and pepper a trail of warm kisses down the sides of his neck. 

"Please, baby…" he begs softly, his voice breathy. "W-wanna feel you around me…” 

He swallows hard, unable to take the teasing for much longer. Ever-so slightly, his grip on your hips tightens, pushing you down against his growing erection. His attention is torn between the teasing touches of your lips, and the wet patch that's slowly growing larger against the fabrics of his briefs. 

But to Xavier’s frustration, you ignore his pleas for more. In return, all you give him is merely a slight roll of your hips, gaining you a low groan from him. It’s too much fun teasing him, knowing how sensitive he is around his neck and ears. You take your sweet time giving attention to those now reddened areas. Afterall, it’s not a treat that you can often indulge in. 

He’s beginning to regret agreeing to your pleas to do this… But how could he deny his sweet, adorable lover? 

Shutting his eyes, he uses all his remaining willpower to not focus on his quickly increasing arousal and neediness. He could probably come in his pants right now if he wanted to. It’s oh-so incredibly, pathetically, awfully easy for you to rile him up. He’s utterly helpless around you. And it doesn’t help when he feels you grind your wet cunt up against his bulge, while your hands and mouth roam his sensitive areas. 

Fuck, you’re just too sexy. It's too hard to resist you when you know his weaknesses so well. 

“Your ears are so red, Xavie,” you mumble against his skin, admiring the effect you have on him. Talk about stating the obvious. 

Suddenly feeling shy from your clear gaze, his cheeks warm up even more. “You're teasing me…” he grumbles, turning his head away from you. 

A smile tugs at the corners of your lips as you hear his adorable admission. 

Sitting up, you see his face adorning an almost childish pout, puffed cheeks and all. It makes your eyes crinkle into an even bigger smile. You tilt his face back towards you by the chin, before gently caressing his cheek with your thumb.

“You’re so cute, baby,” you say, a quiet giggle slipping out of your lips. You lean back down to give pecks to his blushing cheeks, before beginning a trail of kisses down his neck and bare torso. Taking his hands off your hips, you take your sweet time shuffling lower and lower down his body, admiring all his features in close detail. 

A shiver runs down his spine as he feels your kisses getting closer and closer to the hem of his briefs. His erection presses up against the fabric, making the clothing piece feel uncomfortably tight around him.

But your kisses stop when you reach his lower abdomen. Instead, you let your hands and eyes admire the bulge under his briefs. You don’t miss the wet spot on the fabric either, evidence of both of your arousals. Just seeing his thickness and length sends a wave of arousal to your cunt as it anticipates the feeling of him filling you up.

You lightly palm him over the fabric a few times, before your fingers hook at the waistband to pull it down- revealing his hard, throbbing cock, standing up in its full glory. Your eyes adore the pretty cock, while your pussy clenches hard at the sight. Seeing him already so aroused because of your light teasing fills your ego like no other.

Finally. 

A shaky breath escapes Xavier's lips as he feels your breath and warm hands wrap around at the base of his length. The sensation of your soft skin against his sensitive flesh makes his hips involuntarily buck into your hands, seeking more of your touch.

“Baby, please,” he whines, desperate for more. He doesn’t know how much more teasing he can handle. 

A bead of precum glistens at the swollen, flushed head as you slowly pump him from the base to the tip. You lightly tap his tip a few times, watching a string of sticky precum connect to your finger. Something about it is so obscene; the arousal felt by both of you.

Xavier shudders, his breath hitching as you begin to rub his sensitive head, spreading the precum around his tip. He props himself on his elbow to look down at you, admiring the sight of your pretty face so close to his aching cock. It never ceases to make his heart race and his mind cloud with desire.  

You meet his gaze with the best puppy eyes you could muster. "May I...?" you softly plead, acting coy, despite knowing damn well how needy the both of you are for it.

“Y-yes, please… need… your mouth, tongue, throat...on me, around me…" he pants, his words desperate, almost anguished.

Hearing and seeing how needy he has become, your lips curve up into a smile. You start by giving him kitten licks around the head, before you slowly lick a long, agonizing stripe up from the base of his cock to the tip.

Xavier lets out a strangled groan, instantly throwing his head back against the plush pillows. His eyes roll back as he- finally- feels your wet, warm tongue dragging over his sensitive flesh. The feeling is indescribable, sending shockwaves of pleasure through his body. 

His hand flies to your hair, tangling itself in your soft strands. He gulps, swallowing hard, as he resists the urge to just push your head down on him and make a mess of your pretty lips with your drool and his precum… maybe even cum in your mouth if you allowed him to.

"Am I… doing good?" you ask, making eye contact with him before you dip your tongue into his slit. The taste of his precum coats your tongue- a slightly salty, bitter taste.

Xavier's eyes widen, his brain short circuiting as he watches- and feels- your lewd actions. The sight of you looking up at him with those big, deceivingly innocent eyes while your lips wrap around him, gently suckling on his tip is almost more than he can bear. 

The audacity, really, to ask if you’re “doing good” when he’s unravelling underneath you like this. 

"Y-yeah.. s’good…" he gasps, his fingers tightening in your hair, "Warm n’ wet… so.. pretty.” His voice is strained with pleasure.

You lower your mouth around him, taking more of him. Your hand pumps the rest of the length that you can't fit as you swallow around him, instantly gaining a string of curses from his mouth, as his body clenches underneath you. 

“Fuck- oh fuck, god, yes,”

Bobbing your head on his cock, your movement slowly becomes more sloppy. You feel a needy throb building at your core as you watch him become a mess from your touch.

Underneath you, Xavier pants, his chest heaving with each ragged breath. The way you're looking up at him, the feeling of your lips and tongue around his aching cock... it's pure bliss, pure ecstasy. His cock twitches, knowing he won't last long at this rate. The copious slick and drool mingle, coating both himself and your reddened lips in an obscene glisten. 

Suddenly, you dip your head and swallow as much of his length as you can, letting it hit the back of your throat.

Xavier sharply inhales, and his eyes roll back, fluttering shut in bliss as he feels his cock slip deeper into your hot, wet mouth. The feeling of your throat constricting around his sensitive flesh is almost too much to take. 

"Oh, fuck! Baby-," he babbles, his voice a needy rasp as he becomes lost in a lustful haze. His hips instantly jerk up into your face, struggling to maintain some semblance of control as his cock slides in and out of your throat. His free hand grips the bedsheets and pillow, trying to stabilize himself against the overwhelming pleasure.

It feels like you’re about to gag, tears threatening to form at the corner of your eyes as you deep throat him. But watching his reactions makes up for it all. 

But suddenly, Xavier pulls at your hair, tugging you off his throbbing cock. The sudden loss of your warm, wet mouth makes him shudder and groan, his length pulsing angrily at it. He's panting hard, his chest heaving as he looks down at you with hazy, lust-drunk eyes. 

“Baby, are you okay? Did I do something wrong?” You look up at him with concerned and confused eyes as you crawl up the bed towards him.  

After taking a brief moment to collect himself, he props himself up on his elbow. He sees your glossy, swollen lips and the way your cheeks are flushed from sucking him. It takes every ounce of his self-control not to just push you back down again and fuck your cute face until he finds his release.

“No! you were doing great-” he quickly stutters. “I just- didn’t want to cum like this… not yet.” His Adam's apple bobs in his throat as his gaze falls back onto your wet lips…

Without a word, Xavier pushes your hips and swiftly rolls over you, earning a small squeal from you. He lays you on your back, legs spread apart, as he nestles himself between your legs, kneeling.

“Lift up, baby,” he gently instructs. His hands reach around to your lower back, lifting your waist up to slide a pillow underneath you. 

Realizing what he’s doing, you blush at his sweet actions, appreciating how he's always thinking about your comfort.

Leaning down, his arms cage around you while he quietly admires you for a moment. His face is close enough that you breathe each other’s air. You catch a quick glance of his smile before he dips his head and latches his mouth onto yours. 

He gently tugs at your bottom lips with his teeth, before sliding his tongue into you. Deepening the kiss, his tongue swirling to taste a hint of himself on you. His hands reach for yours, tightly intertwining with your fingers to pin you down as his body presses on top of you. 

Muffled by his kiss, you let out a small moan. The way Xavier effortlessly switches around to take the lead, pinning you down as his tongue eagerly explores your mouth- it makes you feel butterflies in your stomach.

After a long moment, he reluctantly breaks the kiss to catch a breath. Pulling back, he looks down at you and grins at your cheeks that are dusted in pink, and the way your chest rises and dips for small gasps for air.

Mine, mine, mine. All mine's to kiss. All mine to have. Only mine. 

You quietly look back at him with half-lidded, lustful eyes.

He lets go of your hands to hold his cock up against your pussy before he starts grinding. With filthy, wet sounds, his length, agonizingly slow, slides up and down your slick folds.

“You're… so wet,” he teases with a smile. It was his turn to tease you now. He watches his arousal mix with yours, creating a sheen of glistening wetness that connects you two. His free hand spreads your folds, allowing him to gently slap the head of his cock on your clit.

plap, plap, plap.

"Xavie…!" you whimper, feeling a shock of pleasure-pain with each hit. You squirm underneath, trying to bring yourself closer to him, trying to seek more friction. 

His cock twitches as he hears your pleas with his name, feeling your desperate writhing for him. But his large hands momentarily pin down your waist, not letting you attempt to grind against him. Leaning down, he presses a soft kiss onto your neck. 

“Wait baby, soon…” he breathes, his hot breath tingling your skin.

Xavier continues his teasing movements, rubbing his thick length up and down your wet pussy. Despite your continuous begging and his clearly thinning patience, he never enters you. The tip would sometimes prod at your entrance, but he never pushes it in further. 

Now you know how torturous your teasing is to him.

Soon enough, the room fills with the sounds of both you gasping with heavy breaths as you become increasingly desperate for one another. 

Changing the pace, Xavier focuses his cockhead on circling and stroking your swollen clit as his fingers keep your folds open. 

The change elicits a mewl out of you, the sensitive nerves sending sparks of pleasure shooting through your body. Immediately, your back arches up off the pillow for a moment.

He lets out a shaky laugh at your response, feeling his own climax building rapidly. His movements become slightly more urgent, more sloppy as the need to feel your wet, warm walls around his aching cock is becoming too much to resist for any longer. Without a word, he quickly aligns his length at your entrance, and sheaths his entirety inside you in one smooth, powerful thrust.

“Xavier!” you gasp, feeling his girth suddenly open and fill you up with a loud squelch. 

Xavier lets out a guttural moan as your tight heat envelops him, your walls instinctively clenching around his throbbing length. He's burying himself to the deepest parts of you, feeling your warmth, before pulling out and thrusting back in. His hands wrap around your hips, guiding you on his cock. The sensations are overwhelming, breaking what little willpower he has left. He starts to rut into you with desperate, erratic thrusts, selfishly chasing his own climax.

With the bed shaking, your hands grip onto your pillow in a weak attempt to stabilize yourself against his powerful thrusts. Whines spill out of your throat as you begin to lose yourself in pleasure.

He’s letting out soft grunts and moans, as his mind enters a lustful haze and he's too focused on his own pleasures to speak. His hips piston in and out, driving into you again and again as he loses himself in you… the ways your breasts jiggle with each of his thrusts, the sound of your needy whimpers, the scent of your skin and arousal. He's already getting close, so desperately close… 

“Please, baby, I can't-” he whimpers, his pace unrelenting. His own desires overtake him, despite wanting to cum with you. You feel too good for him to hold back- he's sure that you'd understand this one time… 

“Gonna come inside of you, gonna fill you,” he strings together with breathy pants. He leans over you, sucking on the skin of your neck. His heavy breaths are hot against your skin.  

Suddenly, a breath catches in his throat. With a hard drive of his hips, he buries himself deep inside of you as his orgasm crashes over him. 

“Nggghh- baby!” Groaning against your neck, his cock pulses and throbs as he spills his hot seed inside of you. His hands grip at your hips, keeping you close to him as he fills you up.

You let out a gasp- your walls instinctively clench around him as he cums inside of you. You're milking his release and feeling his warm seed paint your walls, wanting every drop of him inside of you. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck-” he gasps, pressing his forehead against your shoulders. The feeling of your walls pulsing around his sensitive length is addictive, and he just can't bear to pull out- not yet.

His thrusts slow down as he rides out his orgasm, but he doesn't stop. Even as the intense waves of his climax begin to ebb, he continues to rock into you. He's still hard inside of you, still aching and needy for more.

Heavily panting, he presses soft, reverent kisses to your neck, your collarbone, your throat, your jawline…  

The intimate kisses make your cheeks burn, and your heart swell. 

"Again, baby," he whimpers, his voice a desperate, needy rasp. "Need.. to feel you come around me…”

He's overstimulated- his cock hypersensitive from his recent release. But still... he wants- no, he needs more. His hungry thrusts slowly build up a quicker pace as he bears through the pain.

Your breath is ragged as he relentlessly thrusts into you- feeling his own, warm release getting fucked out of you. The lewd sound of his balls hitting your skin and the wetness of your coupling accompany each of his thrusts.

"Yes, Xavier, b-baby, fuck, don't stop-" you moan. Your hands palm your breasts, your fingers alternating between rolling and pinching your hardened nipples. 

Xavier's fingers find your clit, rubbing the sensitive nub in tight, firm circles as he drives into you. The added stimulation makes you gasp and arch beneath him. 

“Come with me, please..." he sweetly pleads, his fingers gently pinching your sensitive clit as he feels you starting to throb around him. His words are punctuated by particularly hard thrusts, his cockhead kissing your cervix as he begs for your release. His fingers continue rubbing your clit with heated intensity, as he drives into you with all the energy he has left.

As your thighs squeeze his sides and your breath quickens, your body begins to shudder and quake. You feel your lower abdomen tightening. 

“P-Please, want your cum, please,” he begs, feeling his own orgasm building alongside yours.

Hearing his need for you and your pleasure makes your whole body go rigid and clench hard. And with a broken chant of his name, your climax crashes over you.

“Xav-ier, ‘m cum-ming!” 

Xavier lets out a low groan as he savours the feeling of your coming undone around him. The way your hot, slick walls spasm and grip onto him. He pounds into you, helping you ride your orgasm as his own orgasm teeters.

You let out a soft whine, your mouth slightly parted as he continues to fuck into your trembling body.

“C-close,” he softly cries out, his pace becoming erratic as the sensations become too much for him.

“P-please, f-fill me up again… please,” you feebly whimper, your eyes half open in lust as you look up at him. 

Your fucked out appearance, paired with your filthy words send him over the edge. With a hoarse, guttural moan of your name, he spills himself inside you again.

a/n (pt2): ive read over this so many times that i kinda hate it? but hopefully yall like it 🥹 ty for reading ❤️

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