#this is a little different

[ni-kol-koru]

Akashi Seijūrō Birthday

December 20th 2022 : Happy birthday to the Emperor 👑

[angel-inked]

Chapter 1:

This is a snippet from an original work of mine. Happy holidays to all that celebrate them, and yes I am aware that the magical school existing along side non magical people has been done a million times 😅

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"Do we have Harlequin's mom for DLL?" Violet asked, crossing her legs. "No, it's a substitute. Mrs. Faith is still on maternity leave." Indigo answered. "Well," Violet sniggered, "I guess she did just have nine pups. Werewolves always have a gazillion kids." Indigo nodded in agreement, "let's just hope this substitute has enough aptitude for Dead Language Literature. He's young from what I've been told." He said. Violet scrunched her features together, "Young? How young?" She questioned. "Demonic lineage, no one knows for sure." Indigo explained. Violet poked out her bottom lip and moved her eyebrows up and down, indicating that her brother's answer wasn't as bad as she expected it to be. The demonic had a custom of only speaking their literal age amongst themselves. For those outside of their culture, they were young, middle-aged, old. consenting, and nonconsenting for those seeking more.. intimate relationships. "Hopefully, young means not a literal demonic child." Violet deadpaned. "That's rude." Indigo countered. "And what are you supposed to be then?" Violet shot back. Indigo shook his head with a sigh.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[c-tepx]

soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

[eastgaysian]

[dilfdyke]

betraying someone who trusts them deeply is one of the sexiest things a character can do its unparalleled. cause either the relationship is irrevocably changed and said character is completely at fault (guilt complex, hot) or it isnt and then both sides have to deal with the fact that they care about each other enough to overlook the betrayal (unceasing devotion, also hot)

[hoodedjelly]

my little relativity falls designs for fun

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[hollis-art]

i keep seeing redesigns of them as humans so i decided to throw my hat into the ring

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The squad of all time has arrived on scene.

[illuminatedferret]

post-canon fics where hua cheng gets amnesia'd back into wuming, who inevitably finds out His Beloved Is Married always read like the meme "I'll be his second husband." (what happened to the first?) "Nothing you can prove."

jump to xie lian, who knows exactly what mental contortions the love of his life would go to rather than recognize that xie lian loves him, deciding to humor wuming's murder fantasy for shits and giggles. 'you want to murder my husband, wuming? hm, i dont know... he is nice. except for the time he proposed to me and then immediately walked it back as a joke- oh, you'd treat me better than that? you'd never do something so cruel? well... im listening.'

cue hua cheng getting his memories back like "gege i thought we were over this. gege. gege stop laughing. gege please. i said sorry!"

[noxious-fennec]

Tunisian miku 🇹🇳👍

[noodles-and-tea]

I think the new memories that are being made come to the future stans in their dreams

[hemi-demi]

Just say no