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Shen Jiu should make dark jokes about his time as a slave but no one gets the jokes coz everyone thinks he is a spoilt young lord from a noble family.
(Except, Yue Qingyuan. He gets it. He is currently screaming, wailing inside coz sometimes SJ is a bit too detailed JUST to make him feel even MORE guilty.)
#qijiu shenanigans#qijiu#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#yue qingyuan#svsss crack posts#svsss#can you imagine if yqy gets too frustrated at one if those “jokes”#and he just mutters “its not like my sword was eating me” a bit too loud#deadly silence follows#“WHAT THE FUCK?!”#“Xiao Jiu plz calm down!! You're on the verge of qi deviation!!” *starts panicking*#“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND MYSELF!!!”#“Please! Don't kill yourself!”#liu qingge was about to visit zhangmeng shixiong but after hearing all the ruckus from a distance#he thought to himself “Not. Today.” and flew back
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paint your own ceramics place staff: so you can make anything you want! mugs, plates, christmas decorations, trinket boxes...
me: until dawn butterfly
paint your own ceramics place staff: uh
me: UNTIL DAWN BUTTERFLY
#queenie rambles#we don't joke about the fixations here folks askdjflksdjf#my lovely lovely wonderful friends took me out tonight and ughhh we had so much fun painting 🥰#also plz know i ignored the guidelines because they were for a monarch butterfly - im not that much of a rebel asldkfj#cannot WAIT to see how it looks once it's been fired 🥹
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Draw more terrorbeak wilson 🔫
idk what you're talking about, I still am drawing him I think
#dst#wilson#dst wilson#Terrorbeak Wilson AU#mobs AU#yet again asking for help naming that AU plz#this is obviously a joke because the saladmander wilson is just wilson but as a saladmander while terrorbeak was some werewolf type bullshi#i still doodle terrorbeak wilson but just never post it... because these doodles don't look interesting to me...#maybe one day i'll post a doodle dump of shit i don't find interesting enough to post but eh i probably won't#the only real thing these AUs have in common are that i post about it a bit then never again#at least these gets posted publicly
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I feel that the continuous and relentless perpetuation of Lando being a massive whore is actually correct yeah
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Me, sitting in the theater watching Transformers ONE after spending over a decade watching the live action films:
#goosechatter#shitpost#this is a joke plz don't @ me#i actually like the live action films quite a bit#especially Bumblebee and ROTB#but ONE was so fucking goodddddd#like i have so much to say#but I'm eepy#so I'll summarize quickly#it uses the transformers concept & lore better than any other film#it relishes in the lore and has fun with it#it has new spins on characters whilst respecting their past incarnations#it's so damn GOOD#i could cry#anyway goodnight#transformers#transformers ONE#badassatron#also Shockwave being fed up with people's shit was great
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Being Demisexual and Demiromantic isn't enough, I need to invade Denmark with my fellow arospecs and acespecs
Scratch that, I need to invade ALL OF EUROPE with my fellow arospecs and acespecs
#demisexual#demiromantic#asexual#aromantic#aroace#acespec#aroacespec#aroace spectrum#aroace spec#asexual aromantic#demisexual demiromantic#asexual spectrum#aromantic spectrum#asexual spec#asexualspec#aromantic spec#aromanticspec#ace spec#aro spec#crystalsandbubbletea#crystals ish#crystal ish#bubble tea ish#bubble ish#tea ish#rian ish#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia#queer#This is a joke EU don't come after me plz-
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Something nefarious Is brewing at Solmare labs
#post0400#obey me#obey me nightbringer#imagine seeing those 3D models that close... oh the dream#waiting for the english survey next week to vote 'yes please. I would love it'#(don't take this post with GT too seriously. wait for the official translation plz. this post is a joke)
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Does anyone have a Pinterest link to that one sbg art where ashlyns on the ground looking at the viewer with phantoms around her? I don't remember if it's a panel or an ad but I need it for an art thing I'm doing 😿 plz and ty
#Sbg#cigarettestress🚬#school bus graveyard#aiden clark#ben clark#Taylor Hernandez#tyler hernandez#ashlyn banner#Art#PLZ HELP I NEED IT FOR ART PIECE#if someone finds it and sends it to me I'll show the art piece when I'm done#Guys that was a joke ik y'all don't care THAT much 😭😭#Kanye threatens to realise new music
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um r-right... ok sure...
#😭😭😭#[scratches head]#this is certainly one of the takes of all time#“perfected” is definitely a choice#well i'm glad at least one person is a dropshotnik truther#i'm saying this as a jannik fan and with all due respect#all lighthearted jokes plz don't come after me 😭#jannik sinner
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Ant-Man Security Solutions as a concept makes me immensely happy. Scott, reformed ex-con, recruiting a whole other string of ex-cons to stop current convicts, villains, common thieves and hackers from stealing your shit? Yeah, that's awesome. Best MCU company ever. Sorry Stark Industries, we may be financially decaying and might not have lasted beyond 2015 but we slay over here in our little van.
#(( for legal reasons the dig at stark industries is a joke plz don't sue me and scott we do NOT have the money for it#he lives on an ANT HILL ffs guys ))#₊🐜❜ ( 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘉𝘌𝘠𝘖𝘕𝘋 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘍𝘖𝘜𝘙𝘛𝘏 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓 𝘓𝘐𝘌𝘚...〉 ooc °
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if you guys still follow me for dandy's world content only then, (ahems) I am sorry, mister, ma'am, or thing. There's nothing left for you to see. I've officially ran out of motivation to keep draw Dandy's World. I moved to other stuffs to draw, mainly Roblox in general now, you'll get to see me draw more Roblox content. I'm very sorry, now will you please excuse me to draw Noob and Guest Sopping Yaoi Makeout.
#bloggyblog.jpg#LAST SENTENCE IS A JOKE BTW#BUT yeah plz don't follow me for a specific media#when i freely draw what i want or what i am fixated on :sob:#i've been getting so many likes on my dw posts#and thought that i should make this post now
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
STOOOOOOOOOOOOPP
I SWEAR TO FUCKING MONTY ON A STICK
HOW MANY OF U R THERE
IT JUST KEEPS ON HAPPENING
IF I SEE ONE MORE NOTIF LIKE THIS I AM GONNA LOOSE IT-
#jokes aside#i do not mind#i think it's funny#don't feel bad for sending me these#just plz don't spam too much#that inbox is full enough as it is#it's a bit yk?#tho wtf#why#just- why do yall keep on doing this to me#ik it's not the same peep#they've admitted in one#so just-#tumblr#why do u tumblr#shits and giggles
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ROUND 1 OF RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYPEOPLE POLL 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO CHRONICLES
#jack gaobam#billy and mandy#the grim adventures of billy and mandy#zardy foolhardy#zardy#zardy's maze#zahrada#fnf zardy#I'm still doing the joke plz don't kill me😭#Also Zahrada is zardys full name
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I apologize in advanced
#this is so silly but it came to me in a dream#it's a joke plz don't it seriously I love them all#seventeen#kpop#kpop meme#seventeen meme#mingyu#jeonghan#s coups#hoshi#woozi#minghao#jun#seungkwan#vernon#joshua#dk#dino#wonwoo#cochaeyoung
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Books of 2023: UNTETHERED SKY by Fonda Lee. I’ve been eyeballing this one since the cover reveal (for obvious reasons, if you read my URL and/or have been here for a while), and I’m really hoping it’ll redeem my recent disappointment with bird-adjacent fantasy. I enjoyed EXO, so I’m hoping I’ll like this, too!
#photography#my photography#books of 2023#untethered sky#fonda lee#forreal SKYBOUND was so disappointing to me lol#fonda lee plz don't let me down#also this one is tor lol#ALSO THIS ONE IS ADULT AND A NOVELLA#so i'm hoping it's more my speed#(and i'm hoping for fewer dick jokes lmao)#(i don't think alex london is for me XD)#anyway what a pretty cover and please witness my perfectly relevant bookmark also#i'm gonna start this tonight after class
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You're Perfect As You (PJO/HOO)
ok ok ok ok ok so its the first time I'm doing this and this is comepletely random but HERE @carrie-tate I MADE A THING FOR NO REASON BUT HAVE THIS *blush blush blush blush* I've super super super super super love your PJO fan art and I really like them (also this couple gets like no attention but idk why they are like my favorite) and I know we've spoken like twice? but I just wanted to make this just cause also its reeeeeeally long sorry ok enjoy *shoves this at you then runs away and hides*
One could describe the perfect morning as what follows: Sunshine softly bleeding through the curtains, the warm light delicately kissing against smooth skin, and the warmth flooding into the bedroom. Sweet chirps of birds called from the outside and a gentle breeze rustled the tree by the window. Sheets and pillows strewn about on the mattress which was soft and inviting. And with a small excited gasp, you realized it was Saturday.
That's how Hazel Levesque would describe a perfect morning. And yet… something was missing. As she yawned and stretched, Hazel realized she was alone. Where was her boyfriend? He wasn’t hard to miss, especially due to his bulky size. (She loved waking up and clinging to his arm, knowing he was always too tired to push her away.) But she couldn’t feel his presence in the bed. Sitting up, she tried to get a look into the kitchen to see if he was making breakfast, but again she found nothing. She knew he didn’t work today, so where was he?
“Frank?” she called out. Before she could rip the sheets away, she heard a small mrrow? Lifting up the covers, she couldn’t help but smile as a small orange cat looked at her with a pleased expression. She giggled and scritched its head. “Frank, is that you?”
The cat meowed again and stretched, acting as if its arms were reaching for her. It stood on its legs and trotted closer, nuzzling into her hand. Hazel giggled again and laid down with the cat immediately worming its way in her arms, purring very loudly. She cuddled the cat close and hummed as she rubbed her face against its fluffy fur, stroking its tummy as well. If it was possible, the cat purred even louder.
“We should do this every morning, hm? Although, I’d prefer you as a fat, happy bulldog. I bet you’d really like belly rubs as a bulldog, wouldn’t you?” Hazel suggested, letting out a huffed chuckle as the cat meowed again. An hour passed and the cat slipped from Hazel’s grip and as it jumped off the bed, its form grew as Frank finally revealed himself.
“Noooo, more cat cuddles!” Hazel whined as she reached for her boyfriend. Frank chuckled, stretching his back then leaning over to kiss her forehead.
“Sorry, but this cuddly cat wants pancakes. You’d better get up and help or you won’t get any.” Frank kissed her head again and left her on the bed. She was up in an instant, following him out the door saying, “Like hell I’m not getting pancakes!”
Breakfast was made and eaten with lovely lo-fi beats to accompany them (Frank’s choice). Then, they began to settle down for the day. Hazel sat on the couch with her book as Frank laid his head on her lap while home remodeling shows played on the TV. As Hazel read, she carded her fingers through Frank’s short hair. She enjoyed the soft hums of pleasure that rumbled from his muscular chest.
Losing her train of thought, Hazel began to admire Frank’s form. He was built perfectly. He was muscular but not too bulky which was Hazel’s favorite thing. You could feel the pure muscle from his arm and he didn’t even need to flex. His entire chest was chiseled graciously from his pecs to his abs. His legs were something to marvel as well. It was embarrassing how easy Hazel blushed when Frank flexed his thighs and quads. But she couldn’t help herself. There was so much to love about him. And not just his body, she loved Frank because of how his kindness was unyielding. And the best part was that it was infectious. He was a loveable goofball that managed to get everyone giggling at his jokes or his silly solutions. Hazel was hopelessly in love.
Her arms moved before her mind did, setting her book aside and sliding her hand across Frank’s chest to his stomach. Frank let out a small gasp and smirked, fighting back a snicker. Hazel nearly squealed aloud but held strong, grinning back to him instead. She softly pet his tummy, turning his smirk into a bright smile. He put a hand around her wrist but his grip was so soft she barely felt it.
“Hehey, what are you doing?” he chuckled. He looked to his girlfriend’s eyes, fighting back a nervous giggle when he noticed the now mischievous glint in her eyes.
“Can’t I give my boyfriend a tummy rub? You seemed to like it a whole lot earlier~” teased Hazel, ever so slightly curling her fingers to make her giddy boyfriend jump. Frank did just that, twitching from her fingers while biting his lip.
“Y-You can… but…” Frank whined slightly and covered his furiously blushing face with his hands. Hazel laughed and shifted herself so she had both hands stroking his stomach.
“But what, Frankie? What’s the matter? Is there a problem?” Hazel’s honey smooth voice continued to tease as she now drummed her fingers against Frank’s hardened abs. Frank chuckled ‘miserably’ in his hands, lightly kicking his feet up as a very adorable reaction. The shapeshifter peeked at Hazel from his fingers and whined, “dohohooon’t…”
“Why nooooooot?” Hazel whined back but in a more playful tone. She gave a small pinch to his ab which made him squeak as he reached down to lightly push her hands away, but that proved useless.
“Because! It’ll tickle…” he said quietly, almost as if someone else would find out.
“I mean, that’s kinda why I wanna do it, dum dum,” she admitted. She started poking around Frank’s stomach that made him squeak once again and lean his head back, giggling oh so cutely. He gently thumped his heel against the sofa cushion to try and cope with the electrifying feeling. Hazel giggled and paused for a moment, taking Frank’s chin and gently directing his face towards her.
“I won’t do anything without permission.” That declaration from his girlfriend really sent him over the edge. Frank’s face went fully red as he covered his face again. After a pause he muttered, “m’kay.”
Hazel grinned and wiggled her fingers. Gasping like the first time, Frank started to chuckle sweetly, melting Hazel’s heart instantly. He covered his mouth with a closed fist, wrapping his arm around his chest as he tried his best not to lean off the couch. As Hazel’s fingers drummed and wiggled against his abs the more Frank’s laughter grew.
“Hmhm Hmhmhmhmhm… kkh… hehehehehehehehe! Hehehehehehehe! Hahahahahahahaha!” giggled Frank, now slightly arching his back off the couch.
Frank didn’t get tickled much since of his size and build, he suspected, but he didn’t mind when someone would try. Hazel found out his weakness on the Argo II and he didn’t necessarily say anything about it. No “please don’t tell anyone!” or “if someone asks me if I’m ticklish I know you’ll have told them” or anything like that. He always loved the games his mom would play with him, the stories she’d tell him as she tickled him silly. It made him feel… very warm inside. So having his girlfriend just up and do this out of nowhere made his heart flutter.
“Such a giggly goose- wait, are geese ticklish? Would you know Frank? I mean, can we test it?” Hazel was now unintentionally teasing the poor shapeshifter who now giggles at a higher pitch as Hazel swirled circles on his belly. He tittered and giggled, lightly kicking the arm of the couch as he fought with his arms to not block Hazel out. She started poking and prodding up his sides which made him squirm back and forth like a salsa dancer.
“Haha, Frankie! You’re so cute when you’re squirmy! What if I get you here?” Hazel pondered as she climbed her hands up to his armpit.
“EEHEE!” Frank shrieked and shot his arms to his sides, trapping his girlfriend’s evil hands where they were, digging into his highest rib.
“Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahazelllll! Thahahahahat’s my tihihihihihihihihihickle spohohohohohohot! Gahahahahahahaaa! I cahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaan’t!” Frank’s laughter rang true through their small apartment. And Hazel positively died of cuteness and cooed right back to him.
“Aww! That’s your tickle spot, huh? Does it tickle in your tickle spot?” She giggled as Frank nodded honestly, whimpering and laughing in the same breaths. Hazel forced her fingers upwards and that had Frank in stitches. He hugged his arms tight over his chest, kicking his feet harder now and shook his head back and forth as happy laughter burst from his throat.
“Nooooooooooooooo! Ahahahahahahahahaha Hazhehehehehehehehel! Come ohohohohohohohohoh! Nohohohohoho armpihihihihhihihihits! Eeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Okahahahahay okay! Plehehehehehehehease!” Frank begged as he started to lose his mind. Taking pity on her large boyfriend, she stopped her wiggling fingers. This let the shapeshifter take in a huge gulp of air, panting and giggling as air was restored to his lungs. Hazel was about to leave well enough alone, but there was one problem.
“Uh… Frank?” she asked. Mentioned boy looked up tiredly to find Hazel’s hands were still stuck in his armpits. “I, uh, I kinda need these, babe.”
Frank froze… then shook his head rapidly. Hazel laughed and tried tugging her hands out, but her only result was ticklish glee from her boyfriend. She laughed again and tugged one last time. Half to prove a point, and half to hear that sound again.
“Bahabe! You need to lift your arms!” Hazel demanded, smiling at the silliness of the situation.
“Nohoho! You’re gonna tickle mehehe!” Frank argued, amused with not only the situation but as well as the simultaneous tickles.
“I’m gonna tickle you if you keep my hands here!” Hazel and Frank laughed for a moment before both calming, taking in giggly breaths. “Ok Frankie bear. If you lift up your arms, I promise I won’t tickle you. Swear on my life. Got it babe?”
Frank looked at her, still giggling through intervals of breaths. He sounded like a hysterical out of breath toddler, it was so cute! Hazel couldn’t stand it, her forehead falling on his chest.
“Cohome on, Frank! It’s not that hard!”
“Give me a second! Ghosh, what hurry are you in? I'm the ohone losing my mind!” Frank giggled as he fussed over her. She couldn’t give him just one second to man up?? He finally, finally caught his breath enough to focus.
“On the count of three, ok?” He looked at Hazel who nodded. Frank took a deep breath and exhaled. “One… two… three!”
In one swift movement, Frank lifted his arms and Hazel ripped her hands out his armpits as Frank shot his arms back down.
“See? That wasn’t so hard. Big baby,” Hazel teased, kissing his nose. Her hazel hair fell into Frank’s face causing him to smile. He brought his hand behind her neck and gently pulled her in for a kiss. When they parted, Frank started giggling again.
“What is it?” Hazel asked, humored.
“You taste like coffee.” Frank pressed their foreheads together and kissed her again. It was Hazel’s turn to giggle because when they broke away, she responded with, “And you taste like maple syrup.”
The two hummed and giggled, nuzzling their noses together and kissing every so often. And whispering ‘I love you’ to each other like it was their little secret.
Perfect wasn’t just a way to describe a morning. It was to describe their life, their love. It was all… perfect.
#pardon me carrie but if i may attempt to rizz you up?#*inhale* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE#that was a joke plz dont be mad lol#*notice me senpai carrie*#also NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON FRANK THIS FIC PROVES NOTHING *blushes again*#pjo fandom#pjo hoo#hoo pjo#frank zhang#hazel levesque#frank zhang pjo#hazel levesque pjo#tickle fic#pjo tickle#pjo hoo tickle#pjo tickle fic#sfw tickles#sfw tickle community#sfw tickle fic
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