#this is a joke plz don't @ me

[queenofbaws]

paint your own ceramics place staff: so you can make anything you want! mugs, plates, christmas decorations, trinket boxes...

me: until dawn butterfly

paint your own ceramics place staff: uh

me: UNTIL DAWN BUTTERFLY

[minxyone93]

I love when I see people being like "wow Dean and Sam are so awful to each other" and then use examples like mean shit they say or times they betray each other and then they like just get over it so fast without talking it through and find it unrealistic and toxic

You don't have siblings do you. This is how it is, this is an accurate portrayal actually

[starving-mimi]

Draw more terrorbeak wilson 🔫

idk what you're talking about, I still am drawing him I think

[lizzienorris]

I feel that the continuous and relentless perpetuation of Lando being a massive whore is actually correct yeah

[sophiegoose]

Me, sitting in the theater watching Transformers ONE after spending over a decade watching the live action films:

[libby-for-life]

Man, having people get banned from using TikTok and than they coming back to find out that a bunch of Candians, Brits, And Aussies decided to bad mouth America and now their scrambling to take it all back is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!

Americans: We have so much problems here! We can be such a terrible country!

Anyone else: Yeah, you're the worst.

Americans: The **fuck** You just say? Come here, let me show you why I win all my wars.

No one bad-mouths America except us! We are the only ones who can shoot ourselves in the foot!

(Jokes! This is all jokes)

[erkauberscream]

HEY SO UH I don't think I showed here Emp's Big Naturals?? It all started with a Polish joke* and ended as a sticker. ANYWAY! Have some illitits, or sth.

[hoursofcannibal]

if you guys still follow me for dandy's world content only then, (ahems) I am sorry, mister, ma'am, or thing. There's nothing left for you to see. I've officially ran out of motivation to keep draw Dandy's World. I moved to other stuffs to draw, mainly Roblox in general now, you'll get to see me draw more Roblox content. I'm very sorry, now will you please excuse me to draw Noob and Guest Sopping Yaoi Makeout.

[gazumirei]

ROUND 1 OF RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYPEOPLE POLL 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO CHRONICLES

[crystalsandbubbletea]

Being Demisexual and Demiromantic isn't enough, I need to invade Denmark with my fellow arospecs and acespecs

Scratch that, I need to invade ALL OF EUROPE with my fellow arospecs and acespecs

[pinkcaraz]

um r-right... ok sure...

[piowasthere]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

STOOOOOOOOOOOOPP

I SWEAR TO FUCKING MONTY ON A STICK

HOW MANY OF U R THERE

IT JUST KEEPS ON HAPPENING

IF I SEE ONE MORE NOTIF LIKE THIS I AM GONNA LOOSE IT-

[cochaeryoung]

I apologize in advanced

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2023: UNTETHERED SKY by Fonda Lee. I’ve been eyeballing this one since the cover reveal (for obvious reasons, if you read my URL and/or have been here for a while), and I’m really hoping it’ll redeem my recent disappointment with bird-adjacent fantasy. I enjoyed EXO, so I’m hoping I’ll like this, too!

[luckysheikah]

oh, so when Randall "The Masked Gentleman" Ascot buries a whole city in sand, probably killing people, because he's mad people moved on after his death and wants revenge, then it is fine. but when I, Clive Dove-

[amoontoyou]

its just kinda funny the trajectory of my life sometimes cuz the whole reason i was actually paying attention to this tommy and dream drama is cuz i was so bored cuz of dnp pyjama week (month). and one of the only reasons i got into dream's content in the first place was cuz dnp had abandoned me