#this is a joke dont come for me

[aemondsmoon]

When Aegon said “fuck dignity i want revenge” and Aemond smirked, i fucking feel that

[jayda-is-high]

its like the ultimate betrayal <//3

[mrsreinhart]

You just wouldn’t get it 😔

[gay-furry-poseidon-lover]

When Telemachus said "Maybe its all gonna turn out great," he sounded just like his mother<3

[crowlixcx]

The Great War (Hozier stans vs. Ethel Cain stans)

[sayaberry]

iris has an attraction to speedsters which is why unlike her past relationships, barry and her will always be endga- AND WHAT’S THIS? ITS SPEEDSTER EDDIE THAWNE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[hotsinglehorsesinyourarea11037]

So y’all know how god doesn’t have a corporeal form but he identifies as a male cause of the whole ‘our father’ thing , he identifies as our collective dad

But he sent his ‘only son’ to earth

so either we are all perceived as women by god or the bar for being a man is walking on water, which raises questions about baptism but I like to believe everyone’s going to hell specifically because of lesbianism even if people deny it because it’s what god intended

[gerard-ways-missing-hat]

Party Poison: And remember kids, the next time somebody tells you "the government wouldn't do that!" Oh yes they would!

[derekluvbot]

50% of jj’s acting in the new season is just making this face: 😐 and yk exactly what im talking about

[xaurianqueen97]

The real fans know his eyes are the wrong color

This has to be the funniest and my favourite community note thus far on this stupid app

[atti-rambles]

thing i made for a friend to explain the carnies

[umblrspectrum]

part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

[horizon-verizon]

Calculating the genetic sharing is easy. There are apps for pedigree analys on GitHub, one of them is already with with preset for Habsburg and Ptolemei tree. From that one takes inbreeding coeffcients and puts them into Wright's formula for Coefficient of relationship.

......Wright's formula for Codependent relationships? Aren't the Targs already too codependent without math being so complicated?!

(Anon refers to this POST).

[girlboyburger]

you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

[puppyeared]

act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization

[bubbless-s]

૮꒰ ˶Biting as a love language with our favourite hero boys. ˶꒱ა⍣

- ʚɞ genre : fluff

- ʚɞ warnings: OOC

Masterlist

Ben tennyson

• Yelps the first time you do it.

• Over dramatic about it.

• “Why are you eating me.”

• Or cocky theres no between.

• “Am I that handsome that you wanna eat me up??”

•Asks Gwen about it 😭

• After a good while he starts to bite you back as gently as he could.

• It became an inside joke somehow.

• In the summer you can see Bens arms covered in slight teeth marks.

• He doesn’t mind but WILL tease you about it.

• “According to my partner Im tastiest snack out there.”

Lloyd Garmadon

• Bites back in an instant like it’s an instinct.

• “Ah sorry my sunshine-“

• You two have a good laugh about it.

• Imagine the legendary green ninja covered in your teeth marks.

• Kai teases him about it(?)

• Demands kisses everytime after you bite him.

• One bite= one kiss

• Not that it hurts Lloyd it’s like—you give him cuteness aggression.

• You biting Lloyd 🤝 Lloyd blowing raspberries on your stomach.

• Pretty chill with it.

• Doesn’t even mind that sometimes your bites hurt.

Damian Wayne

• “Are you pretending to be Titus?”

• It might seem shocking what Im about to say but he doesn’t really mind— I mean you’re his beloved partner after all!

• The only rule is that you can’t do it in public and only in private.

• Imagine he gets back from a mission or something and you give him the look.

• “Beloved don’t tell me you wanna munch on my skin again.”

• Jokes rarely exit Damians mouth.

• But it looks like he is having great fun with telling you that you and his dog might be related!

• Since you both seem to bite out of affection.

• “Pretending Im your chew toy again?” Damian would say in a ‘mean’ tone. Yes he is joking.

• Don’t get me wrong he would drop kick if someone else does this to him.

• Damian just loves you too much.