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btw cannot articulate it but this song came on and i thought about vash and i was like transported to another dimension for a moment there was something there
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#this is a good movie btw the leads voice is so beautiful#its a song about the lead's lost mother . she sings it searching for a character shes trying to help#very emotional climactic scene. this version has another song tied into it which i think really captures the like full process of grief#ANYWAYS CIRCLING BACK TO TRIGUN. it makes me think of vash. hes chasing someone hes lost#but hes still trying to find meaning in every moment and every person. he wants a life thats worth living. for Everyone#not articulating this well but its ok its just me and marzen here and also two artists i like#Youtube
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hi could I request p1harkony when they have a crush on you
p1harmony when they have a crush on you
pairings: ot6 p1harmony x reader
warnings: none i donāt thinkā¦
a/n: hiii friend!! yes u can >__< i hope u enjoy!! requests r open btw for anyone wondering :p still working on tumblr girls atm ..
*ą©ā© keeho
keeho prides himself on the fact that he can make anyone in his vicinity laugh with little to no effort, but with you, he tries just a bit harder than he would with anyone else. his feelings for you develop quite quickly, and he finds himself paying attention to small details about you that many, including yourself, would miss. known for being one of the moodmakers of his squad, everyone notices that he gets abnormally quiet at group hangouts where you are present, something out of character for him. alas, he doesnāt notice his friendsā concerned glances at his unusual demeanor, as he would much rather focus on the way your eyes crinkle when you laugh, the gentle bouncing of your right leg under the diner table, and how you struggle to maintain eye contact with him for more than a few seconds. his attentiveness is what allows him to get closer to you, and his intense observations of every detail about you ends up in him bringing you your favorite snacks without being asked to, or renting an older movie that you mentioned you had been wanting to see, just so the two of you can watch it together. his feelings for you grow tenfold as time passes, but heās careful not to bombard you with an overwhelming confession of love, so he keeps a good pace and continues to gift you items that remind him of you. once the two of you start hanging out one and one regularly, his flirtatious side is less restrained, and he weasels his way into your heart with the way that he sweetly praises you with that honey voice of his. loves to sneakily touch you and compliment everything about you. his devotion to you, even in the crush stage, is immense and making you feel like the prettiest, most important girl in the world is how he lets that be known to you.
*ą©ā© theo
is the last one to figure out that he has feelings for you. always would internally pass off his desire to keep you close as just fondness for a friend, but when the boys inquire why he goes through such lengths to make you smile, or basks in your compliments a little more than necessary, he starts to understand that he might not like you as just a āfriendā. takes a bit of time to analyze how you two interact the next few times he sees you, and he quickly begins to note that yes, he loves to make you smile more than anyone else and yes, only your compliments, whether towards his hair color or singing voice at a group karaoke session, make him feel fuzzy inside. taeyang is not one to fear rejection, so his way of making you aware of his feelings is cool and collected. simply calls you and gives you instructions to āget dolled up by the evening and wear red.ā because heāll be picking you up and taking you out. when he drives up to your residence, he knocks on your door with flowers in hand, beaming at your beauty. theo is very traditional and a big gentlemen, evident when he opens your passenger door for you, or when he takes your hand to lead you up the flight of a fancy restaurantās stairs. overall, i believe that he wouldnāt bask in his crush on you for too long. pining is not his ideal method of securing you as his, and he pursues you right when he realizes he sees you in a romantic light. his confidence is a strong quality of his, and thatās no different when it comes to you.
*ą©ā© jiung
as a perfectionist that values work to a sometimes unhealthy extent, jiung wasnāt fully aware of his blossoming love for you at first. it definitely takes him a little bit of time to accept that his feelings towards you arenāt merely platonic, and as a result of that he might pull away for a bit before ultimately opting to get closer to you. like theo, ji doesnāt really care to pine so when he does make the decision that he wants a chance at a future with you by his side, he makes his feelings very obvious. it starts with physical touch, which you yourself have witnessed jiung gagging at in the past with anyone else, so you already start suspecting that he might view you in a different light than his other friends. starts taking you out on study dates, accompanying you to cat cafes, tying your undone shoelaces for you.. heās practically your boyfriend before the pair of you even discuss your feelings for each other. isnāt a big gift giver but will pay for your food every time youāre together, not taking ānoā from you as an answer. loves when he catches you staring at him from time to time, and blushes at the thought of you liking him back as much as he likes you. i see jiung confessing to you in a pretty nonchalant way, as heās comfortable enough in his feelings to relay them to you with a certain sweetness that makes your heart warm. in his mind heās quite nervous, but when you excitedly accept his confession heās all smiles, grabbing your hand and giving you a quick peck on the cheek. jiung is your prince charming, and the shift between your mutual feelings for each other and officially becoming a couple is a comfortable process, as if it was always meant to be, as if the pair of you were always one, even from the beginning.
*ą©ā© intak
i see intak as the type of boy to wear his heart on his sleeve, and his security in accepting and understanding his own emotions allows him to be your knight in shining armor whenever you need him to be. he himself knows how comfort can be given in the form of company when life gets difficult, which is precisely the way he shows you his unwavering affection. he doesnāt fully know for sure if he has platonic or romantic feelings for you in the beginning, but he begins to realize that itās the latter when he finds himself answering a panicked call from you at very late hours of the night, to which he runs to grab his keys and fling on his jacket at he makes his way to your location to comfort you as best as he can. from that night on, he dedicates himself fully to making you feel safe and loved, even if heās unsure if you reciprocate his feelings. his love language is definitely quality time, and he often ends up inviting you to local concerts, shopping dates, and the movies. wants you to know that heāll always be there for you, and that he enjoys spending his free time in your presence more than anyone elseās. inflicts corny cliches onto you, like fake yawning and stretching his arm to wrap around your frame, (and his sneaky glance in your direction to make sure he hasnāt made you uncomfortable is not a gesture that goes unnoticed). is your number one hype man, shoulder to cry on, and pillow for when you accidentally fall asleep leaning against his warmth. when he finally knows that you do reciprocate, his confidence shoots up to the roof. one night when you two are watching a movie together at your house, intak turns to face you, tucks a stray hair behind your ear and asks, ācan i kiss you?ā, waiting for your approval before locking his chapped lips with yours. when you both part from the kiss he canāt stop smiling and going in for more kisses, and eventually you both fall asleep cuddling on the couch. when you wake up he sits you down to make sure he interpreted your eagerness correctly, that you really do want to be his. is all giggles when you call yourself his āgirlfriendā for the first time. he is soooo puppy coded ^_^
*ą©ā© soul
not being the most confident in the group, heās quite hesitant to express his feelings for you. hides his crush on you from everyone, because he fears it could come between your close friendship. i think shota is the type to know right away if he has romantic feelings for someone, as heās a great judge of character and knows who he can be comfortable around with a singular interaction. even though he may not want to verbalize his feelings to anyone, especially you, that doesnāt mean that soul doesnāt treat you different. on the contrary, he prioritizes your happiness more than his own, like when he brought you dozens of his favorite snacks from his latest trip to japan, or when he demotes jongseob as his gaming buddy so that he can teach you one on one how to play his usual games. although he might believe heās not very obvious, all of his friends know that he loves you. after a long time of crushing on you, he starts to open up to you more, which surprises him, especially knowing that he likes to keep his emotions to himself. realizes at a certain point that he canāt continue on like this, that he canāt bare to keep you as just a companion, that he craves more. seeks out his friendsā advice on the matter for the first time, and they all reassure him that there is no way that you donāt feel the same, which is unconvincing to him. despite his doubts, he does eventually muster up enough courage to tell you how he feels, expecting you to kindly reject him and distance yourself afterwards, but to his surprise, you just reply with a kiss on his cheek, and the words, āi like you tooā. from that point on, he becomes a more confident version of himself around you, constantly cracking jokes and keeping you attached to him at all times. every part of him that wanted to hide from you disappears once you put a label on your relationship, and heās grateful that he didnāt let his insecurities get in the way of your shared love for each other.
*ą©ā© jongseob
iām a firm believer that seob would fall in love at first sight. his mind is older than his body, and heās regarded as one of, if not the most mature of his group, despite being the youngest. jongseob knows what he likes, is in touch with his emotions, and most importantly, knows that he loves you more than life itself. doesnāt shy away from pursuing you, makes it his goal in life to receive your unwavering affection!! definitely makes use of his photography hobby by using you as the subject in majority of his photos, always sends you printed copies with little notes written on the back of them, like the date they were taken on, what he was thinking when he photographed them, etc..! asks his older members for advice, and constantly tries to meddle information out of them that could be useful to his mission of asking you out.. heās attentive just like keeho, and gives you little gifts that incorporate things like your favorite characters, perfume scents, colors, and songs. 100% writes lyrics about you, and shyly shows them to you when you come over one day, passing them off as āgeneralā feelings but when he sees how excited you get to be reading something he wrote himself, your reaction is enough for him to finally ask you out on a proper date. when you leave in the evening, heās giddy for the rest of the night, and writes down different date ideas just so that he can plan everything perfectly to fit your tastes. he also is on his phone all the time, always preoccupied with texting you, whether it be a simple āgood morning :]ā or a cute video he saw on instagram. jongseobās crush on you is deeper than he may let off at first, but he knows that itās something that consumes his every thought and motivates him in every aspect of his life. once you two actually start dating, he continues to take pictures of you, and makes a scrapbook journal for the pair of you to look at in the future!! just the sweetest boy who values your interests and happiness over everything else!!!
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DATING EARTH 42!MILES
ā READING: black!fem!reader
ā GENRE + WARNINGS: fluff
ā A/N: earth 42 is prowler miles btw. itās okay I be getting confused too š¶š½āāļø
ā dating this boy would give grumpy x sunshine, or even black cat x golden retriever. though, it does depend on who you are and your personality. I would say miles has a type but doesnāt at the same time, like he isnāt picky with who he date but he definitely has some standards and theyāre high
ā I would say miles gravitates towards girls who give him a home type of feeling, reminds him of his mother, or even gives him a great sense of nurture. yes rio is in his life but nurture is greatly important to miles so please show him love him as much as you can
ā he refuses to believe but miles was the one that fell for you first, like a love at first sight type of thing. his heart achingly tugged at you after seeing the way you carry yourself, how you treat others, and the way you were so kind and open to him. he was lovestruck and didnāt know what to do, his stone cold presence would melt immediately when you waved at him
ā at the time of the crush, he kept going to his mom and uncle for advice, especially his mom. they both gave some good advice each time but always reminded him to follow his heart (corny I know but if word okay). following his heart lead to him asking you to homecoming, then a date to a nearby art show, to asking you to be his girl on new years eve, and now heās calling your phone to remind you how beautiful and precious you are <3333
ā his family is yāall biggest fan (mainly rio), when he brings you to his home, his uncle is always joking about a future wedding. rio adores the way you treat her son and always invites you to a girlās day out when sheās not busy
ā a typical day for you and miles would be a walk around the city, watching yāall favorite show, or playing music and just chillin. miles doesnāt mind going out but itās not often, too much of a homebody. when he is in the mood to go out, itās not often a party, usually the movies or the boardwalk that he prefers
ā miles will join you on a quick trip to the beauty supply store or the corner store, even if itās for one item. yes, he is paying for it, no questions asked
ā if you too are bored enough, you guys will make tiktoks and I mean a lot of tiktoks. most of them are drafts but you do post some of them and they always do numbers. what can I say? the internet loves yāall <3
ā yāall know that sound, āand my man? thank you to my man!ā ? thatās yāall FR! every time yāall go out and he pays for you, youāre singing that or posting on your tiktok of buying you stuff with that sound cause thank you milesssss <333
ā this boy can be quite stubborn, not gonna lie. heās willing to put up a fight, especially if heās in a sour mood and heāll make it five times worse if you call him āsassyā. miles being sassy? oh heāll show you sassy, donāt be mad when he starts throwing your sayings back at you or sub dissing with songs on his story (pls him and brent faiyaz can move on somewhere)
ā miles doesnāt mind you playing with his hair, itās his favorite pastime with you actually! the soft voices of rnb singers playing through his tv while you play with curls, slowly turning them with your fingers and watching them bounce back to its original state
ā he absolutely loves loves loves when you unbraid his hair and give him a nice scalp massage, it put his whole body into a state of release. your fingers rubbing his thick curls with castor oil brings him comfort and loosens up the tenseness that he holds on a daily
ā firm believer that miles will treat you like a princess! he believes that his girl is a princess and deserves princess treatment only. he will take you out to eat (and pay for it), spoil you with small gifts, shower you with compliments, the whole nine yards. anything to bring a smile to his pretty girlās face, he will consistently do it. your contact name on his phone is āhermosa princesa šā, please this boy loves his pretty princess
ā miles is more of a facetimer/caller than texter. yes texting is more convenient for the both of you but he canāt help when his heartstrings are pulled at the sight of your pretty face on his phone. he wonāt admit but miles gets very excited when you call him first, even if itās to remind him that you love him
ā after your hair or nail appointment, he is immediately calling to see the end results. he do not care if itās a simple set of box braids or french tips, if miles think you look good, you look GOOD. but if you donāt like the way your nails or hair looks, he will speak up to the person who did it and ask them to fix it for you
ā his lockscreen is a picture of you on yāall first date, when you took pictures on his phone while he was using the bathroom. that day was so nerve wracking for both of you but ended up being so much fun, leading to a second date, third date, etc
ā for shits and giggles, heāll throw around Spanish words that you wonāt know, especially if yāall are arguing. he enjoys the confused look you give when he says something in Spanish, raising his ego up real bad. speaking of, donāt argue with this boy if you canāt match his energy. when I tell you his pettiness is bad, oh it is BAD and he wonāt back down either
ā wowā¦writing for earth 42 miles was easier than I thought-
ā I truly believe this lil boy is so down for y/n, he might be worse than 1610!miles but can easily hide it
ā lemme know if yāall want a part 2 cause I highkey have way more hcs for both miles
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okay so ii thought this would be fun soooo
what epic saga is ur fav nd least fav, what is ur fav song in each saga, ur least fav in each saga, your overall fav and least fav
feel free to ramble and/or go off on a tangent about hidden meanings i fw that shit very hard
oh boy. these were really hard to narrow down. thanks for this ask btw, it was fun!!
my fav saga :
the underworld!! ik it's the shortest but each song is such a banger and it's the only one for where each song gets better from the last. all three of the songs are in my top 10 easy.
the polites cameo broke ppl's hearts ik but it was amazing to hear steven in the role again. i love his voice. anticlea was amazing too.
no longer you was actual fire. i LOVE epic's version of tirisias a lot and his voice is perfect. the orchestration in that song is actually beautiful and both actors absolutely kill it.
and monster? oh i'll take about monster later
least fav saga :
cyclops saga. i like it but i don't have strong feelings about the songs except for my goodbye. plot wise, it's important ofc but i dont find myself listening to it as often cuz it's just sad. i do like all the songs tho
i will say polyamorous the cyclops sounds REALLY GOOD in the remastered version. woah what a voice improvement holy moly
i really love my goodbye tho. that song is in my top 10. the 'YOU'RE ALONE!' is actually insane. i need like a 100 animatics for it. it's too good.
fav song in each saga :
just a man
i LOVE jay's performance here. this song made me cry when i first listened to it. i mean it's just everything.
i think most ppl thought 'oh musical about odyssey call epic probably silly boyish fun' and for the most part horse and the infant leads u on with that. then THIS SONG happens and ur crying on the floor.
i love watching animatics for it too. unlike most songs in epic, there is no action in this song, it's pure agony of a man grappling with one of the hardest things anyone can do and it's fucking amazing.
and i said it before just now but the VOCALS. stunning. perfect. jaw dropping.
in my ideal epic animated movie, what i want is for horse and the infant and just a man BEFORE the title card drop. and when ody sings the last line of just a man, it fades to the title screen. then it would be daytime and full speed ahead can happen.
idk if that makes sense but i think it would slay so hard.
my goodbye
OH MY GOD. THIS SONG. IT IS HEARTBREAKING
the callbacks to warrior of the mind takes me by surprise everytime like holy shit she really just said that?? then ody's 'YOU'RE ALONE!'
it's perfect. the pure rage from both of them is just so good.
it's my favourite saga ender. it's so cold and just wow. like athena was in one song before but the EMOTION from both of them is enough to make u wanna cry.
ruthlessness
see one part of my brain is like 'oh that's interesting the villain and hero have conflicting moralities and the hero may become like the villain and he is establishing the hero's thinking as flawed for his purpose.' then the other half of my brain is dead from how much steven rodriguez SLAYS the performance.
the lyrics are great as with all the song. the callback to remember them? chef's kiss. poseidon really sat down with his son and took notes for his villain number lol
but my fav things about it the performance. the poseidon voice is so so so so good. and i'm not saying it in a 'haha i find it hot' way. i mean i do but also, it's just perfect for poseidon. he sounds like if salt could talk and that's a compliment btw. his sass and personality is great too.
'but noooo' i just. i love poseidon's voice so much.
and i am shaking in my boots for get in the water.
there are other ways
i love the route jay went with the plot. this portrayal of circe is so important to me, i love her sm. i read the circe book just before the circe saga - and i liked it overall - but the ending left a horrible taste in my mouth so this was a very welcome change.
it's so well done. our boy ody 'š„ŗmy wifeš„ŗ'-ing his way out of the situation? perfect. ik it's more complicated but the end of the circe saga is such a good character moment for him.
and CIRCE. CIRCE MY QUEEN ILY.
her sympathising with ody and helping him is great. i love that she gets fleshed into, why she does what she does and when she sees the good in ody. she really is a loving queen and i love her sm.
her vocals - especially at the end - are stunning. i love tayla sindal's voice for circe. like with poseidon, that is the perfect voice for the character.
i really love gigi's animatic of this song and that's just how i imagine it happening. it's actually perfect. my fav song was a tie between this and done for but the animatic made me fall in love with this one.
monster
odysseus gives into the pam pam š¦š¦
it's my favourite song in epic. i have a LOT of thoughts on it but i actually cannot put them into words.
mutiny
this one is fresh so my thoughts will not be cohesive. the amount of callbacks in this song actually kills me.
i cried at the livestream. exactly at the lyric 'ody we're never gonna get to make it home' i mean.
ODY. ODY not CAPTAIN. I CAN'T END THIS. poor choice of words nm
but i will say i've seen some takes on eurylochus that i definately do not agree with and he's one of my fav characters. i'm sad he's gone, his acting and presence was amazing and underrated in all the other sagas and he's just a great character.
least fav in each saga:
i like all of these songs btw. i don't dislike any song. i don't wanna got into detail cuz for all the answer is just i like the others more.
full speed ahead
polyphemous
storm
wouldn't you like
the underworld
different beast
winner : monster
second place : there are other ways
third place : ruthlessness
my overall least favourite song : polyphemous/different beast. again i like these songs, i just prefer others
#epic the musical#epic the musical troy saga#epic the musical cyclops saga#epic the musical ocean saga#epic the musical circe saga#epic the musical underworld saga#epic the musical thunder saga#justbambiithings
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i just got in the car to go home. let me yap.
WARNING FOR SPOILERS FOR THE GHOST MOVIE āRITE HERE RITE NOWā
Okay so, the thing at the beginning with saltarian was super cool. was kinda a jumpscare to see his face on the big big screen but it helped me stop disassociating and realize āholy shit im seeing the ghost movieā. Btw!! shoutout to my brother for taking me to go see it since my super religious parents would never take me. anyways uhm it was fucking awesome!! seeing all the ghouls in high detail kinda sparked my ghost hyperfixation again (it never left, just got very, VERY, weak.) i got to see my silly phantom and aurora and all the silly ghouls again and i was stimming very much. the theater was almost empty!! it was shocking how little people there was. I went with my brother and a mutual friend and we were the only ones in our row with small groups spread around us. Since this is my rant and i dont have any rules im gonna rip the bandaid off. i am so glad copia didnt and will HOPEFULLY keep being a reoccurring character as lead of the clergy. im a little upset about the cliffhanger of the new papa but i get it. ALSO,,, COSMO TALKED?? āArent we gonna do a encore?ā EXCUSE ME?? i was so so shocked. The misleading of death and new beginnings was also amazingly portrayed. i am going to miss the character of sister imperator but she had a good run. The show of Her, Papa copia (Father imperatoršš), and Papa nihil being a family and all of then talking warmed my heart. totally didnt cry at that. WHAT DID MAKE ME CRY WAS IF YOU HAVE GHOST!! god the way they did that song and that whole scene tbh was just amazing. i cried a bit and was so touched by that song. The ghoulettes were amazing and i hope this isnt the last we see of them, but i get it if this is it. The singing ghoulete was amazing, she had a truely beautiful voice and make me get the chills a few times. The ones behind the instruments were just as good if not better. they all did great but i applaud the ones playing for being able to focus and play the entire time. The new song(god talk about quick changes) Was AMAZING!! i was up when it dropped and it has already been added to all my playlists. The credits with the song and the meaning of the song touch my heart in a way few songs are able to. I saw people on twitter complaining (as people on twitter do..) about certain ghouls not having much screentime, and i will admit that some had more than others, but i dont think its enough to be upset about. at the end of the day it relies on tobias, the camera team, and the ghouls boundaries. The dancers for Dance macabre and twenties was super cool!! kinda spooked me and make me uncomfy in the beginning but i think they did great. what did make me a little uncomfy was the video for year zero.. I am not a very religious person and do not have a label on what i consider myself, but the video was a bit of a jumpscare and was a little scary for me,. although im sure other liked it. I cannot wait for the album to be out and i will be putting on ghost more since the tism go brrr. expect ghost themed media to be posted by me more!! i think thats all but if theres anything else ill make a part 2 when im able to think again.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk!!
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Do I watch Warrior Nun you ask me? Well, yes I do!
I'm currently halfway, with 1x08 being the last ep I saw. It's quite the perfect show when you're down with the flu actually (yes I keep falling asleep but that's not because of the story and rewinding is invented for a reason...).
While this show didn't seem very appealing to me at first, the many many enthusiastic posts on my dash, esp after season two, eventually drew me in. And though it took me quite a few eps to get invested in the main (sci-fi/fantasy) story, there was enough going on to keep me interested and on board from the start. Of course it also helped that I'm late to the party and knew about the slow pace and increasing ratings, which so far all proved to be right.
To start with the lead: Ava is actually a fun character, played by an actress who clearly gives her all and does a great job doing so. She's just a breath of fresh air. I'm glad they seemed to have dropped the voice-overs though, even if they made me laugh a few times. And I also keep telling myself to ignore the fact that her character, knowledge, skills etc don't match her past - just to keep things fun for myself. But yes, if asked to name a flaw, that would be it.
I enjoy the side characters too. Mary grew on me, Bea is great and fascinating (fantastic scene with her "coming out" to Ava btw!) (and yes, I saw the gifs, I know where we're heading - lol), and Lilith is scary as I'm sure she's uhm... not alone (hello demon inside of her!).
I'm also really pleased to see Thekla Reuten again. She's one of my favorite Dutch actrices, loved her ever since Bella Bettien (great movie!). I have no clue what to think of Jillian yet. I want to trust her, it's so nice to see a scientist at the good side for once... but the crazy scientist is a trope for a reason, so I'm holding my breath.
Finally, I love the scenery of beautiful Spain, plus the fact that there are actually some Spanish dialogues.
Is this the best show ever? Of course not. But it sure is a great watch with a lot of potential!
(Oh one more thing about Bea: her accent really reminds me of someone, but I can't remember who. Any thoughts?)
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Man not only Sephiroth is the hot one. HIS BESTIES ARE ALSO HOT!!!!! Funny how the Genesis, Angeal and Sephiroth battle was my first ever contact to FF7, took me time to realise they're from a game not a movie lol
My god do Angeal looks like a dilf but not really a dilf, he's still single and actually Zack was his child FR THOSE TWO LOOK VERY SIMILAR!!!!! His daddy vibes are all over the place I'm pretty sure many in the fandom have the same thought as me
Genesis was literally created after Japan's greatest rock star. It kinda explains how he does look like a rockstar cuz he's made after one!!!!
I saw Gackt in his full Genesis cosplay and I was in love. I think I saw a pic of him looking like he's singing IN THE FULL GENESIS GET-UP. Man was Gackt hot!!! I mean he's old now but he's still living good even though he passed his prime (still got the sexy Genesis jap voice btw, it's a thing for singers to have sexy voices)
Here's a pic in case you want to see:
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OMG YES HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL!
I got into FF7 from when I played BBS on the PSP and met Zack as Aqua. I feel in love and got obsessed with him, leading me to CC specifically. Now, would you believe I was also a huge Genesis fan as a kid too? Haha.
Always thought Sephiroth was cool, but Genesis marked many boxes for kid me. Tall, auburn-haired, melodramatic guy into reading epics? Hell yes. And learning that he was based on a J-pop star only intensified my liking to him. I definitely was not listening to Gackt songs on repeat, haha.
I liked Angeal but saw him as a cool older brother, but in my adulthood I'm definitely feeling those dilf vibes. I actually wonder if he was conceptualized as Zack's father/brother originally, but changed to a thematic connection later on? You're right, the two bear a lot of similarity to each other, especially in appearance.
My first intro to Sephiroth was either KH or AC/Last Order. Not sure which came first, but I remembered how eerie he made me feel. Then in Advent Children, I was terrified. But I thought the Remnants were the coolest thing ever and wanted them to come back so bad.
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The Masked Singer: S10 E6 (One Hit Wonder Night) Running Commentary
There wasnāt an episode last week because Fox was airing the World Series. (BTW, congratulations to the Texas Rangers on winning their first World Series championship.)
This week four new masks are joining the competition. As always, I post before seeing any unmaskings, so donāt take these as spoilers.
Donut š©: The judge immediately remarked on his height, so he might be an athlete. A lot of references to the Wild West and country music. He said he was part of a āmegahitā that catapulted him to number 1. We also saw a police bridge, and heās been around the theater. He said he just had the toughest year of his life. He actually does sound a lot like Bjorn Skifs (the lead singer of Blue Swede, whose song āHooked on a Feelingā Donut is singing tonight), but I donāt think the judges would know who Bjorn Skifs is, just Blue Swede. My mind is kind of leaning towards the original RoboCop, Peter Weller (who is also an academic in addition to his acting career). The bonus clue: āHow Bizarreā by OMC. He says heās had āhit after hitā. I think Kenās guess of Jeff Bridges is the most plausible, actually. Jeff Bridges has been in a bunch of hit movies and has a brother named Beau (the bow and arrow clue). As for the country and western clues, he won an Oscar playing a country singer in CrazyHeart (where he did his own singing) and was nominated for Oscars for his performances in The Last Picture Show (which is set in a dying Texas town), the remake of True Grit (set in the Old West) and Hell or High Water (which is a neo-Western film). Iām going with Jeff Bridges for now.
Hibiscus šŗ: Grew up in a large family. We see a gingerbread house, has interacted with Sharon Stone, David Bowie, and Elton John. Has married multiple times. She mentioned a āstint in a hospitalā, which means she either had a prior medical career or possibly was on General Hospital, E.R., or Greyās Anatomy. Bonus clue: āIām Too Sexyā by Right Said Fred. She says sheās competed in beauty pageants and worn a tiara. Iām a bit stumped here, but Iām leaning towards Kim Zolciak only because sheās attempted a singing career.
Anteater š š: I saw some online speculation that this could be John Oates from Hall & Oates, but letās see the clues first. Heās had a long career. Saw a cougar roaring at him. Went through a dark time and moved onto a farm. We see an eye on a box. Just from the voice alone, this does kind of line up with John Oates. Bonus clue: āSomebodyās Watching Meā by Rockwell. He says he sang in front of 40% of the entire world. My first thought went to Live Aid, and I think Hall & Oates played that show. (Double checked, they did indeed play the Philadelphia part of the event.) But itās the voice more than anything else. Oates doesnāt sing a lot of lead vocals with Hall & Oates (Daryl Hall primarily fills that role), but if youāve ever listened to āSheās Goneā, you can hear John pretty prominently in that song singing the lower melody and thereās a rasp that was there in 1973 (when the song was originally released) and I can still hear it in Anteaterās voice.
Candelabra šÆļø: Seen calling Kevin Hart. She began her career at age 12. We see a butterfly š¦ which means she could have a connection to Michelle Williams from Destinyās Child. Well, Kelly Rowland has been performing since she was a tween, being a part of Girls Tyme with BeyoncĆ© (which was a forerunner to Destinyās Child). And of course, she and BeyoncĆ© were bandmates with Michelle Williams. Butā¦we see the state of California, and Destinyās Child is from Texas. The bonus clue: āTwo Princesā by Spin Doctors. āWho needs two princes when you have one Fire Princess?ā Nicoleās guess of Brandy is a good one, and Brandy is from California. Iām going to officially say Iām stumped on this one. But I have a feeling she wonāt be unmasked tonight.
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My favorite Elvis movie. ā„ Seriously, this movie has it all! It's funny, light, is happy and romantic. I fell in love instantly watching it the first time.
"Live a Little, Love a Little" movie has extra special meaning to me. 1. Elvis plays Greg Nolan, a photographer. I myself am a photographer. I love to see Elvis in my real life role (haha); 2. The most beautiful ballad sang by him in this movie, one of the most beautiful he ever sang I would say, was written by a Brazilian song writer named Luiz BonfĆ”. I'm Brazilian. When I learned this, I was so thrilled! It's a small thing but I am proud and happy about it. It was not the only Elvis/Brazil connection tho. I came to know Elvis attended a Brazilian entertainer show in Vegas in 1972 (my favorite Elvis year, btw). This Brazilian artist name is Sergio Mendes, one of our greatest most talented artists - He was a close friend of Frank Sinatra's. Another time before that, when Elvis had some contact with Brazilian culture, was during one of his appearances on The Ed Sullivan show in the 50's. A highly talented Brazilian female singer shared the stage lights with EP that day - she did not performed beside him, but she performed in the same show - Her name was is Leny Eversong. All those bits of connections with Elvis and my motherland, Brazil, are dear to me. So the movie has this extra portion of meaning to me because of the "Almost In Love" ballad.
But in spite of all the bits of "backstage info" I love about this movie, Elvis and Michele Carey chemistry is so good it did charm me for itself! They look so fine together. Michele is, of course, my favorite Elvis leading lady. She's just so gorgeous, and her character in this movie is lovely. ā„
"(...) Thank you, darling, for making me a woman." ā Since I heard Bernice's voice saying that line in the movie, it just can't leave my head. "Make me a woman, Elvis." š„¹ What a classy way to put it what they've done! People from the past had class.
Here it is, as I mentioned before. One of my favorite things about this movie is the song "Almost In Love". One of the most beautiful ballads ever written. It's one of Elvis' underappreciated songs, unfortunately. The scene is just so dreamy. It's so romantic. ā„
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Yes, I do love "Live a Little, Love a Little" so much! It's my number 1 Elvis movie. Like, if I could only watch one of his movies for the rest of my days, this would be it. ā„
Elvis Presley and Michele Carey in Live a little love a little (1968)
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turn on the flash and hit record ; simonĀ āghostā riley.
pairing simon āghostā riley x f!reader word count 1.5k synopsis simon misses you on one of his missions. good thing he has a collection of movies the two of you filmed to keep him company. content contains male masturbation, possessive!ghost, obsessed!ghost, filmed sex, vaginal fingering, brief gunplay (towards the end), he whimpers in this fic btw, slight size kink/size difference
Everything about you seems to have been made specifically for him, from the way your eyes seem to always catch his to how easily he can manhandle you, flipping you into different positions as he very well pleases.
You indulge with his every whim, eager to follow his commands and so when he asks you love, can I record you just this once? you agree with little to no hesitation. After all, itās Simon, your Simon ā you know heās possessive almost to a fault, and the man rarely shows his face unless he truly trusts the person heās baring himself to. Thereās no chance someone else will be able to get their hands on the footage.
His missions last too long, and the weeks he spends separated from you are nothing short of pure agony. Before you, he didnāt feel the constant need for release, but after you? He craves it. You only realize youāre starving after having a taste of what youāve been deprived of for so long.
Which is how he finds himself here, tucked safely away in the darkness of a room in a safehouse thatās seen better days, the front of his military-issued pants and briefs pulled down just enough to free his cock.
The tip is flushed red, already leaking with pre, and he spits into the palm of his hand before wrapping it around his length, practically hissing at the contact. Propped up on the nightstand and located in his direct line of sight is his private phone containing only your number and an album full of photos and videos of you in different positions and various states of undress.
Recording you just once turns into a second time which leads to him recording the two of you going at it for a third time until eventually, heās built up quite the collection. The video playing on his phone is one of his favorites; itās one of the first heās ever filmed, proven by the shyness still evident on your face and body as you blush when the camera lands on you.
Youāre lying on the bed he shares with you, completely bare and entirely vulnerable. Scattered across your skin are various lovebites, all varying in depth depending on whether he wanted to give you just a playful nip or true mark to remember him by when heās gone.
You look so pretty right now, love. Letās hope the camera can catch that beauty, huh?
He can hear the familiar sound of his chuckle coming from the video; youāre the only person left in this world to ever see him with such a playful demeanor, but his laugh might be the last thing on your mind. Heās certainly not thinking too hard when the camera angles downward to showcase your dripping cunt.
Simon takes a sharp inhale as he watches the way your folds are practically glistening with your slick arousal.
Wonder if your pussyās so wet, Iāll be able to hear it in the video. What do you think, darling?
He tightens his grip on his cock as he watches himself enter three fingers, your tiny hole struggling to adjust to the abrupt intrusion. The shlick sound that accompanies every thrust is picked up by his phone camera, and Simon groans as the room heās currently in gets enveloped in the sounds of him playing with your wet pussy.
āFuck,ā he hisses out, watching the precum bead from the tip of his cock, some of it slowly dribbling down, running along the veins on his dick. The extra lubrication makes his movements smoother, and soon, thereās a subtle clicking sound as he tries to stroke his dick in tandem with the thrusts heās doing on the screen.
āSimon!ā Your sweet voice moans out his name in the recording. Heās watched this video so many times already; he knows that right about now, youāre going to start lifting your pretty hips in an attempt to get his fingers to penetrate you even deeper. He remembers the night he filmed this video; heās going to curl his fingers right up against that special spot of yours thatāll have you cumming all over his hand.
He struggles to keep his lidded eyes from closing all the way, desperate to watch your tiny hole fluttering around his fingers, squeezing him so tight. In turn, the grip on his dick only tightens as he watches you writhe on top of the sheets, slender fingers curling against the bedsheets as you scream out his name. The camera catches the way you cream all over his fingers, effectively coating his skin in it all the way down to his knuckles. Itās practically dripping all the way to his wrist.
The sight has him practically drooling, his strokes now even rougher. He imagines his rough, calloused hands are your smaller, soft ones. The girth of his dick makes you unable to wrap your whole entire hand, the tips of your fingers unable to touch due to his massive width. He tosses his head back, bucking into his hand as the audio from your little film still plays in the background.
Such a good girl for me. Always so needy, arenāt you?
He doesnāt need to see the video to know youāre nodding in reply. He watches through hazy vision as the him in the video takes his thumb and traces your bottom lip. Without him even needing to ask, you part those pretty lips of yours and take his thumb in your mouth, sucking.
Fuck, what he would do to have you here by his side right now.
Heāll have to make do with these videos, though. Itās not like these little films arenāt enough to bring him to release. The idea of his sweet love being his own personal pornstar does something to him, and he shuts his eyes, still working his cock as other memories of passionate nights beforehand flood his mind.
There was that one night where the two of you played one of the videos of him fucking you to the point where tears were brimming in your eyes due to overstimulation. He made a vow that for every time you came in that video, he would make you cum even harder. (He had done well in keeping that promise.) He thinks of the way your flesh feels underneath his fingers, and he relishes in the memory of how it feels to squeeze your thighs as he spreads you apart so he can savor the taste of you on his tongue. He could eat your little pussy out for hours, and after this mission, he makes a promise to do so.
Heās nearing the end of the video; he knows so because his favorite line is about to come up and at the perfect time, too.
Simon, I-I want your cum. Please come for me, please?
He doesnāt need to look at his screen to know youāre pouting up at him, knowing just the right thing to have him groaning. His breaths are coming in short pants, and your sweet, dulcet tone makes him want to come right then and there.
Please, Simon. Ā
Your little pleas for him to reach the height of pleasure is music to his ears. Heās practically whimpering now, forcing himself to stroke himself even more rapidly despite the fact that the stimulation on his already sensitive cock is blending pain into his pleasure.
āGonna do it for you, love.ā He weakly moans out in this empty room. He can feel himself about to fall off the edge, his release so close that itās just about palpable. With a low groan of your name mixed with a string of curses, he finds himself ejaculating all over his hand. The amount of cum is so much that itās not enough for it to just coat the entire length of his cock and fingers ā no, there are strings of white splattered on his abdomen, effectively staining his uniform.
Heās panting, the video now over, but before he can shut off the phone, a text notification appears.
My Love [One Video Attachment]
He clicks on it, curious as to what you could possibly be sending him.
Itās a new video, one you must have just now filmed. Youāve got one of his guns, the magazine lying on the nightstand. He knows itās unloaded and basically a toy at that point, but he doesnāt understand whatās going on until he watches you strip yourself, leaving your beautiful figure on display. He can see you dripping for him already, and he watches with bated breaths as you take the barrel of his handgun and tease your soaking entrance with it.
I need you so badly, Simon. When will you come back home?
His cock is already hardening again, and he palms himself, fumbling with his phone to call you.
Everything about you is perfect to him.
#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x you#one shot#drabble#smut#lemon#modern warfare 2
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Premiere Problems
This is just a little drabble I thought of after watching the premiere of MoM. Enjoy ;)
Lets not mention the amount of spelling/grammar errors in this. I havenāt checked this at all :p
(Btw Im still doing requests so keep sending those in!) ((ALSO my DMās are working again!))
Summary: You and Lizzie are at the premiere of your new movie but it seems that somebody seems to be feeling a little less then well.
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āReady sweetie?ā Lizzie asked you as she took your hand in her own, smiling brightly with excitement.
āReady.ā You replied, trying your best to match her energy.
You are lizzie were currently at the world premiere for the new movie which you both starred in. It had taken a lot of hard work to get this movie ready but it was going to be well worth the effort. The world seemed to count down the days leading up to the premiere, everybody anxiously waiting for the official release.
There was a slight problem though. That morning you had woken up with a sore throat and a slight runny nose. Lizzie had quickly caught on to your slight discomfort but you brushed off her concerns, blaming your symptoms on āallergiesā despite the fact it was that it was almost December. You continued to assure you her were fine throughout the day as you stifled numerous sniffles and sneezes. But you did admit it was becoming increasingly harder and harder to pass of your symptoms as allergies as the ache behind your eyes increased as the hours draped by.
Quickly scrubbing at your nose with your spare hand, you had successfully managed to stave off another small tickle. It was then that both you and Lizzie were given the cue to go out and make your way down the red carpet.
There was a loud cheer of voices as the pair of you stepped out onto the carpet. It took your eyes a moment to adjust to the hundreds of flashing cameras and lights. The enthusiastic roaring of the crowd was giving you an adrenaline boost, but the bright light from all of the cameras seemed to have irritated your senses, the small tickle from earlier returning with a fiery vengeance. Luckily you had just enough time to duck your head into your elbow before sneezing twice.
āHh.huh-tsoo! Hh-hātichiew! Whew, excuse me!ā
Lizzie turned to look at you, placing a soft kiss on your cheek as she murmured, āBless you beautiful, allergies still acting up?ā She asked, a hint of worry present in her tone.
āIāll be okay, we just need to- Hh.. hHehāESCHIEW!ā You werenāt given much warning as you sneezed a third time, rather loudly too. You felt your face burn red as blushed, hearing the rippled of ābless youāsā come from the surrounding media.
You felt the soft pull of Lizās hand and you followed her as she lead you behind one of the huge posters, blocking you from the public view.
āYour not okay, are you?ā She asked rhetorically, āYou only sneeze like that when-ā The realisation hit her and she instantly raised her palm to your forehead, gasping slightly as she felt the clamminess beneath it, āOh darling.ā She mumbled as you leant into her soothing touch.
āThe press is going to have a field day with thisā¦ā You muttered, unable to mask the tiredness in your voice, sighing as you moved your head away from your girlfriend to muffle a damp cough into your upper-arm.
Lizzie took a deep breath. As much as she wanted to help you, there wasnāt much she could do at the moment. The premiere was due to last all night, plus there was no chance that youād get home before midnight. Whenever you got sick it you always seemed to grow worst as the day progressed as if today was anything to go by, she knew that youād start feeling a lot worst as the hours went by. All she longed to do was to go home and take care of you, showering you in love and attention.
āHiātshhhh!ā Your stifled sneeze seemed to interrupt Lizzieās racing mind as she blessed you.
āYou shouldnāt hold them in like that. Its not good for you.ā She chided lightly. Lizzieās concern was evident as she glanced you over, her worries multiplying as she saw your glassed-over eyes and the redness which was beginning to show around your nose. āIm sorry that you have to do this.ā She mumbled, cupping your warm face in her hand.
You repeated the intimate moment back to her, āDonāt apologise, we both deserve to enjoy ourselves, lets just make the most of it.ā You punctuated your sentence with a slight sniffle as you took her hand and the pair of you prepared to step back out onto the carpet.
Lizzie was about to walk out when she felt you pull her back slightly. She was confused for a moment but realised why when she saw the way your eyelashes were fluttering combined with the hitching of your breath.
āHeh-hātschiew! Huhātschoo! Hhāttschoo!ā
She made a quiet sympathetic noise and kissed your cheek as she whispered a soft,āBless you, bless you.ā
āThanks.ā You flashed her a weary smile before clearing your throat and confidently retaking her hand, āReady?ā You asked, kissing her hand as it interlocked with yours.
āReady.ā
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ok so this post kinda went off so i wld like to explain myself further
- murph: classic straight man. we know murph. we love him. this is the role he often inhabits <3 (i feel this does not need further explanation. also i tend to start short and then end writing long with list points, sorry king) insert a classic murph āmaniacsā here.
- emily: she is livin life. meanders about with possibilities even if people (or murph) think she is off the shits. approaches moments with wild tangential shit that will baffle all in the serious bit. many examples abound but key one is probably akarot vest. wld also maybe add her like 7 ideas for c3 chars including very short prompts such as ātight grandma.ā also i just listened to eldermourne28 so shoutout to mighty ducks 3
- jake: goes hard and plays a good bit so straight that only serves to make the delivery excel. tucker falls neatly into this. also bailiff johnās anti-cafeteria stance pls tell me iām not the only one whoās rewatched the video d&d courts a million times. this approach also heightens moments where jake is on the side of genuine with an absurd take (especially shines when clashing w/ murph). see: d&d movie, hank & luck points.
- caldwell: cmon, like murph we simply know this vibe. beloved and silly. however also wanted 2 point out stuff in the context of epic 2crew dynamics. when they push an absurd thing that murph probably calls them maniacs for and caldwell somehow seems like the most murph-leaning: emily+jake go hard bc of jakeās serious tone & emily leaning into the fantasy of the idea and supporting jake, meanwhile caldwell is still on their side but when murph prompts further explanation caldwellās reasoning is naturally silly in a way that almost supports murphās side while arguing against murph so *nature documentary narrator voice* we see the beautiful balance of the silliest and serious-est meet each other in a moment of equilibrium~ *stops narrator voice* oh also this is why rare moments of caldwell vs everyone are so good btw. (refer to turdis.) suddenly he is on his feet backed against a wall. no longer floating in silliness logic. it is too absurd to let slide. everyone else teams up to drag him down and beat him up in a dark cave w lead pipes [/ref] and itās very funny
cannot quite put the words to it but the 2 crew fall vaguely like this on some kind of alignment chart. couldnt verbalize the axes but i swear-
#self rb#this is not gonna get notes bc of this. this is getting notes bc of like two blogs#o77#anyways i just think. that they are neat#2 crew [:#also reiterating for the Parasocialness of it all:#they r just normal guys & they ofc contain multitudes.however also their online personas do hold certain brands which i think is ok to enjoy#also btw murph is like my fave and he deserves more than i wrote for him but#his vibe is somehow so succinct & recognizable but also āif i started writing about it i would absolutely go too longā at the same time#forgive me
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Just Famous
Pairing: Tom Holland x readerĀ
Summary: Youāre THE up and coming movie star, heās the guy that plays Spider-Man. What happens when he reveals in an interview that youāre his celebrity crush
Warnings: Honestly just a cute ass lil story
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I had this in my drafts forever so I figured I should probably post it eventually :)))
(Y/F/N) - your first name
(Y/L/N)- your last name
(Y/B/F) - your best friendās nameĀ
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You sat on your couch reading a news article about the up and coming movie Spider-Man Far From Home. You were a large marvel fan and had wanted to get into the movie series, you auditioned for MJ but it ultimately went to Zendaya. You talked about this recently in an interview, how losing the role made you work harder and thatās how you go the role you were nominated for an oscar with.Ā
āY/N!!ā Your manager and friend called to you, you looked up from your phone. Their face was bright red and they held out their phone,Ā āFucking watch thisā
You grabbed her phone and pressed play. It was a video from an interview from the Far From Home press tour. Tom Holland, Zendaya andĀ Jacob Batalon sat laughing and giggling while the interviewer came up with the next question, she waited for the giggles to die down and then said,
āSo (Y/F/N) (Y/L/N) auditioned for the role of MJ, do you think the movie wouldāve been way different if she was cast and Zendaya, you werenāt?ā Tom started looking around the room at everyone and as Zendaya started to speak Tom threw his hands in the air waving around,Ā
āWait just a minute, (Y/F/N) (Y/L/N) couldāve been my MJ? Are you serious??ā Tom was smiling widely now, Zendaya slapped his arm and Jacob rolled his eyes,
āWhat am I not good enough??ā Zendaya asked laughing, Tom shook his head and put his face in his handsĀ
āNo, youāre great but sheās celebrity crush for sure and I would love to meet herāĀ
You gasped as your manager started laughing,Ā āHow crazy is that?ā She asked taking her phone back. You couldnāt stop yourself from giggling. Tom Holland was extremely cute and from what you had seen in interviews and red carpet appearances he was a real sweetheart too, and YOU were his celebrity crush... you couldnāt believe it.
~~~~~One week later~~~~~
In the past week you were still swimming around with the thought of Tom Holland. It was just a stupid comment that he probably didnāt mean but you couldnāt stop thinking about it. The day you thought you had gotten over it, your manager informed you that you were just invited to the Far From Home premiere in two days. Naturally, this caused you to freak the fuck out even more than you already were. You called up your best friend and asked them to join you at the premiere. They said yes and now it was time for you to find the outfit.Ā
*Iām in love with this dress btw *
You settled on a dress dress that was to die for. The red was a not so subtle nod to one of Spidermanās iconic colors and you looked stunning.Ā
~~~~~
The Night of the PremiereĀ
āOkay we are approaching so you and (Y/B/F) get ready to depart the carā Your driver told you, you looked at your best friend and they smiled back at you. You were nervous yet excited, nervous because even though youāre an actress you still got nervous in front of the camera. Also nervous because you were most likely going to meet Tom Holland tonight, which also had you excited.Ā
The car came to a stop and the door opened, you could see some flashing cameras in the distance and knew thatās the destination you had to get to. You stepped out of the car and people started screaming. You say all of the Spiderman fans screaming and waving. You waved back to them and (Y/B/F) came over and grabbed your hand, leading you to where you had to go. You scanned the people that were waiting to go onto the carpet. You were slightly overwhelmed with the amount of marvel stars that had shown up.Ā
āHoly shit, this is insaneā Your best friend whispered to you as they also looked around at all of the celebrities. You nodded to her and turned around to talk to her while you waited to go on the carpet.Ā
āOh my god! (Y/F/N) (Y/L/N)!! I didnāt know you would be here!ā A voice yelled behind you, you turned and were face to face with none other than Zendaya herself. You were star-struck.Ā
āOh wow hi, youāre incredible and you look so beautifulā You said to her as she pulled you in for a hug. You introduced your best friend and they received a hug from Zendaya as well.Ā
āIām happy youāre here, Tom is a big fanā She said causing you to smile slightly. You wanted to tell her that you were a big fan of his but you couldnāt because Jacob came over and tapped her shoulder,
āHey Z, we gotta take cast photosā He said looking from her to you,Ā āYou came! Awesome, Tom didnāt know if you would since his manager sent out the invite so lateā He said smiling at you, you just laughed and waved as him and Zendaya were rushed over to the rest of the cast. You felt slightly embarrassed that everyone was throwing around Tom wanting to meet you like this wasnāt insane news to hear.
Your eyes landed on Tom Holland. The red suit, looked so good on him and you almost lost your breath when you saw him wearing glasses.Ā
āWoahā you audibly said as your best friendās eyes went to where you were looking, to your horror he turned his attention to you. You both made eye contact and you felt your stomach flip in knots. He was so handsome and he was looking at you. He gave you a smile and turned his attention back to taking photos.Ā
After the group photos it was your turn to walk the carpet. You walked with confidence and smiled at the cameras. You were then joined by your best friend and took pictures together. When you turned to walk to the next picture spot you saw Tom staring at you, you went to smile but he turned away immediately. You watched as he started a new interview with Zendaya and it was your turn to walk past him and get ready to watch the movie. When you were walking past you heard your name being called by Zendaya. You turned and saw her ushering you over to the interview. You tried to not look nervous as you walked over to where the interviewer, Tom and Zendaya were standing smiling at you.
āHiā You said to Zendaya, you turned to look at Tom and he was blushing. The interviewer laughed and held up her microphone.
āSo, Miss (Y/F/N) (Y/L/N), we were just discussing all the different celebrities that are here tonight when Tom Holland let it slip that he was most excited to meet youā The interviewer said holding the microphone over to you, you didnāt know what to say, Tom was now looking at you with a sheepish grin on his face and you giggled into the mic.
āThatās really sweet, I was really happy when I got the invite because Iām a huge Spiderman fan and I think Tom is doing a great job of portraying himā You said smiling at Tom and then the interviewer.
āAh.. Thank youā Tom said quietly.Ā
āOh my god heās so embarrassed, thatās so adorableā Zendaya said reaching out to pinch his cheek, he playfully slapped her hand away causing everyone to laugh.Ā
After a few more questions that the interviewer had managed to loop you into as well, she saidĀ āWell thank you for the interview and I canāt wait to watch this film!ā she said cheerfully before turning and moving on to interview someone else.Ā
āIām sorry about thatā Tom said to you as you went to turn away, you turned back and made eye contact with him. You smiled and shrugged
āDonāt be, I have wanted to meet you for a whileā You said, mentally you were applauding yourself, you couldnāt believe you managed something intelligent out and especially something somewhat flirty.Ā
āListen, I know we donāt know each other that well but if you would ever wanna get a bite to eat or something Iād love thatā Tom said giving you a big smile, you felt your insides once again freaking out and you shook your head
āYeah, Iād love that.ā Tom beamed at you and then glanced down and back up
āYou look beautiful tonight, and uh.. listen. thereās this after-party Iām throwing with a few friends and Iād love for you and your friend to come along so we could hang out. Only if you want.ā He added the last part hastilyĀ
āOh absolutely, that would be a lot of fun.āĀ
āGreat, can I get your number?ā He asked, you said yes and he went over to Harrison who had his phone and brought it back to you.
You put your number in and he thanked you. You didnāt have any time after that to chat because everyone was called in to watch Far From Home. Your best friend tugged on your arm when you were in the theater and showed you your phone which they were keeping for you while you took pictures.Ā
You had a new text
āHey, Itās Tom!ā
Another one
āTom Holland, haha shoulda specified. Anyways, hereās the address for the party. Iām looking forward to seeing you there.ā
Another text came in while you were looking at your phone
āAnd you really do look incredibly beautiful tonightā You smiled at your phone and texted him backĀ
āYou look incredibly handsome tonight, I especially love the glasses :)ā You looked up just in time to see Tom getting flustered and Harrison laughing as Tom hit his arm. You couldnāt wait for the after-party.
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randomly falling asleep with hq!! characters š¤
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thank you anon for this cute request!
characters: ushijima, tsukishima & yachiĀ
content warning: swearing, mentions of sexual assaultĀ
thank you to anon for this cute request
wakatoshi ushijima
ā” he shows affection in his own...special way š
ā” by that, i mean that if you fall asleep while sitting next to him and he thinks you look cute, heāll just stare (ā__ā)
ā” like deadass if he was anyone else, itād be creepy as hell but heās your bf so-
ā” he stares bc not only do you look precious, but he doesnāt want to touch you as heās afraid that he might wake you up
ā” though, if youāre in public (like sitting next to him on the train) he might gently put his arm around your shoulders to make sure that onlookers know that youāre safe with him
ā” also, it only takes one time for him to catch on to your habit of disappearing and falling asleep in the most unconventional places and istg he is the BEST at guessing where you are - itās a gift
ā” like heāll arrive home and if youāre not there to immediately greet him with kisses, heāll take a moment - let him boyfriend senses take over and walk him over to whatever room is giving him āØ(y/n) vibesāØ, open the door and there is a 99% chance you are in that room sleepingĀ
ā” and he probably got it right first guess (which is a pretty big deal considering yāalls house resembles a sims fkn mansion made with motherload money)
ā” heāll open the door to the storage cupboard to find you sleeping with the mr muscle spray and itās such a shame bc he was going to be a clown and make aĀ āwhy are you cheating on me?ā joke but you were in REM sleep š
ā” or heāll walk in to the conservatory and see you laying in the fetal position on the floor and that is the ONLY time he interferes with your sleep bc he doesnāt want you to fuck up your back š„ŗ
ā” like he has an obsession with your posture - like if you are slouched he will tell you to stand up straight or if you are sitting hunched in a chair, heāll creep up behind you to start massaging your shoulders while fixing your postureĀ
ā” not to be rude though- just bc he cares
ā” also, he never questions how you end up falling asleep in the most random of places, he just goes with itĀ
ā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„
ushijima sighed as he hung up his jacket, realising that this was one of those days were you wonāt come scurrying to the front door to greet him with kisses and instead he had to hunt through in search of you. although, it wasnāt much of a hunt considering his gut instinct said youād be in the study room and there you were, cuddled up by the bookshelf.Ā
however, your back was hunched over in way that didnāt look to comfortable so ushijima thought it was his duty to transport you to somewhere that there was a lot more appropriate and fit for sleeping.
so he gently slipped one hand behind your back and the other under your knees to slowly pick you up and carry you to your shared bedroom. is efforts may have been in vain though as he noticed one of your lids flutter open out of the corner of his eye,Ā āgood afternoon, sweetheart.ā he hummed, steadily shifting his hand from your back to the back of your head to tenderly caress your cheek with his thumb as you cuddled into his chest.Ā āare you awake?ā
āNo.ā you groaned.
āShame, I was going to suggest going out for walk on the beach--ā
āIām awake! Letās go!āĀ
kei tsukishimaĀ
ā” he probably calls you lazy but heās really just jealous of how well you can sleep
ā” coz he just lays in bed till 4AM staring at the ceilingĀ
ā” i imagine that if you were to fall asleep next to him in a crowded, bustling place - like on a train - heād take off his headphones and clasp them over your ears so the loud announcements donāt wake you upĀ Ā
ā” he doesnāt fall asleep on transport btw (not even planes) so donāt worry about missing your stopĀ
ā” though heās not usually a fan of PDA, heāll hold your hand without a second thought to lead you out the train when youāre still recovery from the post-sleep haze because of course he doesnāt want to lose you in the crowds of people or anything
ā” and if you have a cute lil sleepy face then he might take a picture but heād probably edit the picture with snapchat or something and draw like a moustache on you, put a sarcastic caption or something then send it to youĀ
ā” (but heād save an unedited version of the pic bc youāre adorable-)
ā” like tsukki leaves you on delivered most of the time on snapchat bc he believes if you have something important to say, youāll just message him normally but the rare occasion you do get a snap from him, donāt get your hopes up bc there is a 99% itās just something like a picture of you with a drawn on crown and the captionĀ āsleeping beauty šāĀ
ā”Ā āso you think iām a beauty š„ŗā
ā” then he leaves you on read
ā” he will not carry you under any circumstances in public btw
ā” and at home, if you were to fall asleep on the couch next to him while yāall were watching a movie, thereās a 50/50 thatād he carry you to bedĀ
ā” but if he doesnāt take you to bed, heāll set down a pillow for you on the couch and shift you around so you were laying in a more comfortable position, then drape a blanket over youĀ
ā” in regards to when he comes back from work, youāre usually already asleep in bed - but there is one time that you were not in the bedroom, and he still teases you for it until this dayĀ
ā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„
most of the time, youāre sound asleep in bed by the time gets home but tonight you werenāt - in fact, you were no where to be seen. he had searched everywhere, called your phone multiple time and he looked at your schedule, but it appeared as though you were supposed to home right now - so hours, he was sitting fretfully on the couch, contemplating calling the police.
however, all his distressed pacing really worked up an appetite so he poked his head into the pantry to grab a snack but his soul almost left his body when he noticed you laying on the floor, fast asleep, with the cat curled up in your arms. who he didnāt even noticed was missing lol
usually, he wouldnāt even think of waking you up but the rage and shock that shot through his body resulted in him barking out,Ā āwhat the fuck?! what are you doing here?! iāve been looking all over this damn house for you and--ā
he was cut off by the cat springing out of your arms from the surprising sharpness of his voice and scurrying off, leaving you confused on the floor on the pantry, half asleep, wondering how you got here and why tsukishima was yelling at you?Ā āhm? whatās wrong, sweetie?ā you hummed, rubbing your eyes while tilting your head up to look at his tall, slender figure looming over you in the doorway.
as much as tsukishima wanted to stay mad at you, upon noticing how cute your bedhead was along with how soft your voice was, he quickly realised that there was no way he could continue yelling you. so instead, he scoffed and slowly kneeled down to sit next to you on the floor, looking at you with kind yet concerned eyes as he inquired,Ā āwhy were you sleeping in the pantry?ā
it took you a moment to try and remember but once you did, you blurted out,Ā āoh, berry was having trouble sleeping.ā yes your cat is called berry. donāt question it. her full name is strawberry tsukishima shortcake. āso i cuddled with her in her favourite sleeping spot and she slept like a baby. but i guess i did too.ā yo chuckled awkwardly, rubbing the back of your neck.Ā
tsukishima mentally cursed you out as he was expecting a silly explanation but shit thatās cute. why does he lowkey want to join yāall next time?
hitoka yachi
ā” gsrbtrhryh she gets so flustered and nervous when you fall asleep with her
ā” and she always does tbh bc she has no idea what to doĀ
ā” like she thinks you look so precious and angelic so she really wants to take a picture and - if she thinks youād be okay with it - she clicks a photo and probably sets it as her background or posts it on her private story
ā” she is just so head over heels for you tbh that everything you do just astounds herĀ
ā” she just stares at you like ā_ā for half an hour bc you are so beautiful then something inside her just prompts her to lean in and just *mwah* and at first she is quite satisfied bc she has expressed her affectionĀ
ā” but then a few seconds later her soul just leaves her body and guilt just washes over herĀ
ā” Ā āOMG I JUST ASSULTED MY OWN S/Oā
ā” she feels horribleĀ
ā” this close š to calling the police on herself
ā” when you wake up, prepare to be bombarded with her apologiesĀ
ā” once you reassure that itād fine bc it was just a lil peck on the cheek and she is your girlfriend after all, it brings her the slightest peace of mind
ā” so you peck her cheek while she is asleep to call it evens and that basically fixes itĀ
ā” but anyway, she is so careful around you when you sleep - like she will literally do the most just to ensure that she doesnāt interrupt your REM sleep
ā” however, that can lead to extremely sticky situations - like the first time you ever fell asleep around herĀ
ā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„ćā”ćā„
You were on the 5th movie of your barbie movie marathon when she looked over and noticed you had fallen asleep half way through, so she immediately paused it so the noise wouldnāt wake you up.Ā This was the first time she had ever seen you sleep and she felt somewhat flattered that you felt safe enough around her to be vulnerable - even though, yachi never really considered herself to be a rather daunting or intimidating person.
she couldnāt help but just sit and admire you for a few minutes before realising that she should probably transport you to somewhere more comfortable as you were currently sitting next to her on the pink beanbag in her room. and althoughĀ it was kinda comfy, the preferable alternative - her bed - was only a few feet away.
so she knew what she had to do.
she hopped to her feet and before she did anything too hasty, she stretched to ensure that she wouldnāt pull a muscle while doing what she was about to try. she inhaled deeply before crouching down - instead of bending over as she remembered what coach ukai had told her,Ā ālift with your legs!ā - then snaking her arms under your torso and knees.
then, she sprung back up and immediately rushed over to the bed as even though you werenāt too heavy, she was afraid that if she held you for too long, youād wake up. so once she reach the foot of her bed, she tossed you on so your neck was being supported by her soft pillow and yanked her duvet over you.Ā
she gazed lovingly down at your cozy figure laying on her bed and she couldnāt help but smile.
#haikyuu x gender neutral reader#haikyuu x reader#ushijima x y/n#tsukishima fluff#haikyu x reader#tsukishima x reader#ushijima fluff#haikyuu x gn!reader#haikyuu!!#yachi x reader#ushijima scenarios#ushijima x you#tsukishima x y/n#tsukishima scenarios#tsukishima headcanons#tsukishima hcs#yachi fluff#yachi x you#yachi x y/n#yachi hcs#ushijima imagine#ushijima headcanons#ushijima hcs#š¾fluff
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moving this to my new blog so I can pin it again lol
@stregoni-benefici you are completely correct but I just wanted to expand on this a little bit - also iām putting this under a read more cause this got a lot longer than i originally thought it would be
sexism: smeyers treatment of female characters throughout the entire series is extremely problematic. like you donāt even need to read deep into the books to see that. the backstories of all her female characters all involve some form of trauma and are significantly more violent than the male vampires (Rosalie and Esme enduring physical/sexual assault meanwhile Edward dies of the flu and Emmett gets vibe checked by a bear).
she also creates the idea that a woman isnāt complete without children/being a mother. every female vampire in the series is desperate for children yet canāt, its mentioned in pretty much every book and extreme emphasis is placed on how tragic this is. a female character wanting children isnāt wrong or sexist at all but the way its written in twilight makes it seem like its something a woman has to do in order to be happy and smeyer pretty much cements this idea by making Bella suddenly desperate to have Renesmee despite showing no interest in children/audibly voicing her thoughts against having children in eclipse and the start of breaking dawn (iām pretty sure Bella has a line of dialogue in the books where she says something like she didnāt realise it was something she wanted/needed until it happened bit Iām not sure I try not to read/think about breaking dawn)
thereās also the way she writes female characters, specifically Rosalie. its mentioned throughout the series that Rosalie has extreme mechanical skills and multiple degrees in STEM fields but its barely ever shown, and instead her characterisation focuses on being obsessed with her looks (first couple pages of this, written by smeyer for new moon), and being a āstereotypical bitchā. for the first three books most of her character/dialogue is based on being cold and rude to Bella. She is unnecessarily painted as the villain for having different views on Bella (quite literally) giving up her life and future to be with a man (which is a whole other can of worms). the same is done to the character of Leah in eclipse/breaking dawn. Leah is a woman in the Quileute Tribe, she has been severely affected by the Cullenās presence in the area and is painted as a character that the reader is supposed to dislike simply because she doesnāt like Bella/the Cullenās despite having extremely valid reasons not to
anti-Native - smeyers treatment of native tribes is horrendous. she has profited fr years off of of native american culture for years and has done so without any acknowledgements. furthermore, she also demonises native american teens (especially in new moon) by calling them wild, violent, dangerous and out of control and then uses these stereotypes to create a contrast between the self control and patience of the Cullenās and make them seem more like the good guys, and the wolf pack being lesser. She does this again with the treatment of Jacobs character in new moon and especially eclipse.
Jacob starts off in new moon as Bellaās best friend. he helps Bella come out of a severe depression caused when Edward left at the start of the book. however in eclipse his character makes a complete flip and he becomes moody, temperamental, argumentative and disrespectful of Bellaās boundaries. his character becomes unrecognisable and despite smeyers claims of a love triangle, it is obvious what the outcome will be. I have seen countless instances of people on this site claiming they hate Jacob because he is a dick/disrespectful/just as unhealthy as Edward. this was done on purpose by smeyer as she uses Jacob to make Edward seem like the obvious and correct choice for Bella. if you need more proof of this, take the scene where Jacob kisses Bella without her consent and she breaks her hand when punching him, Edward swoops in and almost gets into a fight with Jacob for touching Bella without her consent. this is an obvious attempt to make Jacob seem like the villain and Edward the white saviour
thereās also the treatment of the native characters by the white characters in the books. multiple times in the series, the native characters are called/compared to dogs/brutes and have a distinct unpleasant smell. I donāt think I need to explain how this is racist. the pack also helps the Cullenās/saves Bellaās lives and never receive any acknowledgement/are treated any better by the Cullenās/anyone really. the pack are only ever used as a way to make the Cullenās look better.
thereās also some pretty obvious similarities to colonisation with the Cullenās entering Quiluete lands which then forces them to start phasing into wolves (and Iām pretty sure none of the pack actually want to start phasing). also, remember Leah? the only female member of the wolf pack? because of the change she effectively canāt have children? that has implications.
and to top it all off, after doing all that, smeyer has never once addressed this or even acknowledged the Quileute Tribe.
pedophilic - I mean even without mentioning breaking dawn its pretty awful. first of all youāve got the blatant sexualisation of minors throughout the entire series. Edward is 17 throughout the series and smeyer is writing literal paragraphs about his chiselled abs. Jacob is 16/17 when she has him running about forks topless with a 6 pack. this is way more apparent in the movies but its still a huge issue in the books and lead to Taylor Lautner being confronted by adult fans trying to get him to sign their underwear, and being forced into being shirtless for most of the movies which made him extremely uncomfortable (Elizabeth Reaser (Esme) briefly talks about this in the ID10T podcast on spotify). and just as a reminder, Taylor was 16 when the first one was filmed and 17 for the second.
Breaking Dawn is a whole other can of worms. the glaringly obvious issue is Jacob imprinting on a literal newborn baby. now the concept of imprinting itself has racist elements to it, but its heavily implied in the series that imprinting will inevitably lead to a romantic relationship. Jacob imprinting on Renesmee and waiting until she is old enough to enter into a romantic relationship (never mind the fact that shes āold enoughā she will still technically be 5) is pretty much grooming. The same happens with Quil and his imprint, Claire (a two year old) where Iām pretty sure thereās a scene in breaking dawn where Jacob and Leah are watching Quil play with Claire and talking about how Quil isnāt going to date anyone because he and Claire are āpretty much inevitableā (i might be wrong though, like I said I try not to read/think about breaking dawn)
smeyer has also written a spin off book (its like 250 odd pages) called the short second life of Bree Tanner (Bree is that newborn vampire killed after the battle in eclipse by the Volturi btw). In this book, Bree is 15 almost 16, and another character Diego is 18 which is definitely pushing the boundaries of ok. (also as a side note, funny how Bree and Jacob are literally the same age and smeyer states multiple times how Bree deserved better and is only a child (who straight up kills people), yet when it comes to Jacob he has to be a responsible adult and is vilified for every mistake he makes)
racist - smeyer refused to let Catherine Hardwicke (director of the first twilight) have a diverse cast because she āimagined them a certain wayā (white) and it was a fight to get Edi Gathegi cast as Laurent and had to compromise with smeyer to make Bellaās friend group more diverse. this woman straight up refused to hire more diverse actors and only agreed to when they were side characters/villains.
Also in the official companion book/guide to twilight, smeyer literally writes that vampire venom makes you white
āthe venom leeches all pigmentation from the skin into a more indestructable vampire formā¦regardless of original ethnicity a vampires skin will be exceptionally paleā (official illustrated guide pg.69)
this is a whole lot of bullshit cause she is literally whitewashing characters, but when you pair this with the idea that vampires possess inhuman levels of beauty it becomes extremely problematic and implies that being pale/white is more beautiful than darker skin tones.
also, if we go back to Laurentās character for a second. so Laurent is one of the only characters who isnāt described as white (in the books he is described as having a pale olive skin tone) and in the first book he comes across as pretty reasonable (warning carlisle about James/Victoria, travels up to Denali and tries out the veggie lifestyle) but in new moon, his characterisation pulls a 180Ā° (sensing a theme here) and is suddenly trying to kill Bella as a favour to Victoria and is Evilā¢ despite in the first book he literally says to Carlisle he didnāt particularly like travelling with James/Victoria and was only really doing it for convenience. where did this undying loyalty come from? yet again, smeyer is completely disregarding established characterisation in POC characters specifically to villainise them.
and finally, we have Jasper. for some reason (that reason being that she is racist) smeyer decides to make Jasper a confederate soldier in his human life. if you donāt have a lot of knowledge on the american civil war, the confederacy were the side of the US that seceded from the union in order to keep their slaves. Jasper was a confederate soldier, and not just any soldier, but a major. Jasper was a major in an army that fought for 4 years to keep the existence of slavery (and donāt even try to say that slavery wasnāt the root cause of the civil war. states rights aye? states rights to do what). now thereās an argument out there made by certain fans that a lot of people joined the confederate army out of pride/were forced into it cause of conscription to try and head canon the racism away but like that doesnāt matter. there was literally no need to make jasper a confederate in the first place. if she was so desperate to have a civil war vampire then she could have made him a member of the union. its been common knowledge that the confederacy was racist for a long time now, smeyer has absolutely no excuses here.
a lot of these issues overlap and I have probably missed heaps of issues (so feel free to add on) but hope this helps explain why smeyer can *ahem* get tae absolute fuck
#smeyer deserves jail#writing this pissed me off so much brb im off to buy a dartboard and a coloured printer#twilight#anti-smeyer#twilight renaissance#twilight resurgance#twilight revival#dont fucking buy midnight sun#edward cullen#jacob black#bella swan#the cullens#wolf pack#jasper whitlock#jasper hale
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