#this is a fucking ride god
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don't think about watson coming back from switzerland with 2 suitcases and a crumpled hat in his fist. don't think about mrs hudson's smile falling when she realises there's only one of them. don't
#yeah im on a walk rn listening to dream sweet in sea major and im gonna write this when i get home#oh my god#imagine if one of the irregulars was in the kitchen and they just hear watson start to weep DONT TALK TO ME#jarring because watson is a military man and has nerves of fucking steel and he held it together the whole trajn ride back#do you think he looked at other passengers wondering what holmes wojld deduce about them#yeah ok jm writing this#new sillage will be up in the next week LMAO#not equipped for rambling#acd holmes#acd watson#sherlock holmes#john watson#granada holmes
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Sir William Dickey, the last knight in less than shining armor you’d ever want. Poorly lettered lyrics from Creatures Ov Deception - Rainbowdragoneyes!
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#he is the worst#he is knight who rides in half bloodied to death to save you only if he’s getting something in return.#remember that panel? ‘the king of comics requires blowjobs’? yeah same thing#least noble or brave knight but by god will he be the last alive in the party#probably because he hid back or let some other poor fuck take an arrow to the knee or whatever so he could advance the campaign.#very specific scenarios but yknow#william bill dickey#bill dickey#eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#bill eltingville#eltingville fanart#knight bill dickey#Youtube
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been a while since i've heard anything about ride kamens, how's that going
they're just doing Hamlet now APPARENTLY
#art#ride kamens#ride kamens spoilers#soukage no unmei tsunagu ambition#fralio: of course i know of ~the bard~. i'm not an uncultured BOOR. there are many anime based off of his works!#fralio: i just think they could all be improved with the addition of ham#sob. i've been consistently like one or two events behind#and it's always a bit of a crapshoot how plot-relevant event stories are gonna be so i never know how behind i ACTUALLY am#(someday i will remember i can still post fanart even if i'm not caught up...)#(the world could always use more of leon's day off. that was the actual cutest thing ever.)#FUCK i gotta catch up quick though#TWINS BACKSTORY?!?!#IN SHAKESPEARIAN FORM FOR SOME REASON?!?!?!?!#and also the mad guys are there YES this is perfect oh my god#kakeru: a world without fralio...i can't... (is interrupted as araki knocks the entire set over onto him while screaming)#(kamui is dying of poison in the background and nobody notices)#agata: i'm just happy to be included :)
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I'VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
#OH MY GOD#if there isn't city trial we riot though#kirby#kirby air ride#switch 2#nintendo direct#nintendo direct spoilers#switch 2 spoilers#OH MY GODDDDDD#I have to go to work but the high I'm experiencing just woke me right the fuck up Let's Go#can't believe I have to buy a new console when it releases instead of 3 years later smh
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Alex Turner + gushing talking about Miles Kane
#i will never be over the way alex says ‘miles fucking kane’ in that last clip#NEVER#😭😭😭#also i am forever obsessed with the way matt and nick and jamie react whenever alex starts talking about miles#it’s sooooooo telling oh my god#you just know he never shuts up about him#also the phrasing ‘someday we’ll ride again’ when two years later they write a song where alex sings about riding the riddle??#and we all know who the wirral riddler is#i mean#jesus christ 💀#anyway yeah i’ve been meaning to finish this compilation forever#and a moderate chronic pain flare and not being able to leave the house today has meant i’ve finally managed to get it done 🥳#alex turner#miles kane#milex#arctic monkeys#tlsp#the last shadow puppets#lulu posts
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I am obsessed with Atem right now. It's been going on for a few months. There's a story here but I can't write for shit. I'll upload a lot more soon!
#pharaoh atem#atem#yugioh#I've always loved youuu#destroy me my king#we are in for some fucked up ride my boooooi#Finally#eyes I can get behind after 20 years trying#I tried forever to do some semirealistic eyes and I was never satisfied so fuck them we keep them stylized#I am still bad at his hair but I like the crazy approach tbh#not his bangs tho those are easy#also what a fucking boss you are#a beautiful god yesplz#fair warning#I am going to post triggering stuff with him involved soon#I'll tag properly!
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we need more shnoz appreciation bc i cant even BEGINNN to explain how much i freaking love his nose LOOK AT IT
#LOOK HOW PERFECT#DROOLING over it#its so big oh my god i need to ride his face#FUCK BRO AGG#AAHGGGGG#could stare at it for ages#slimecicle smut#slimecicle x reader#red rants
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im tired of feeling like im FUCKING CRAZY! im tired of driving till i see stars IN MY EYES!! all ive got to KEEP MYSELF SANE BABY!!!! so i just RIDE!!!!!! I JUST RIIIDEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
#lana lyrics#lana is god#lana del rey#lizzy grant#lizzy grant aesthetic#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#this is what makes us girls#girl interrupted#female hysteria#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#this is a girlblog#im just a girl#born to die#ultraviolence#paradise#ride lana del rey#western#western aesthetic#lana unreleased#americana#im tired of feeling like im fucking crazy#born to die paradise edition#lana core#girlblogger#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlblog#girlblog aesthetic#sparkle jump rope queen
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ehhh i was placidly watching SPN 6.20 ("The Man Who Would Be King", also known as Castiel's GRWM episode)
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR
"The point is you're distracted, and it makes me nervous. Is [your end of the bargain] all you're holding? See, the stench of that Impala's all over your overcoat, angel."
WDYM CROWLEY BASICALLY TOLD US THAT CASTIEL HAS GIVEN DEAN A FUCKING HANDJOB IN THE IMPALA
I AM BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS LIKE A RABID GUINEA PIG ON ACID RIGHT NOW
EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT I NEED TO CHEW ON GLASS FOR A WHILE
#WHAT ELSE COULD CROWLY BE REFERRING TO LIKE#i swear to fuck ive been speechless and trying to think of literally anything else that might make sense but like#mentioning the stench of the impala ALL over the overcoat!!??!??!#IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE SUBTLE IF HE'D OUTRIGHT SAID “YOU'VE BEEN RIDING WINCHESTER DICK”#oh my fucking god i need to jump off a cliff#gee watches supernatural#supernatural#spn#deancas#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#castiel angel of the lord#supernatural crowley
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....but would it be a more balanced trade if MC married you? 🥺👉👈
#even with the typo I- 🧍♂️#barbatos really like . hilariously ride or die for like two people only#barbatos: h- me: oh my god holy fuck#obey me#obey me barbatos#obey me shall we date#barbatos
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vroom vroom
#loa#lawrence of arabia#te lawrence#sherif ali#every day i thank god that loa didnt have more scenes of lawrence riding his bike#becuase#the start was so fucking funny he looks like a mosqitoe#or however you spell it#my art
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I knew the instant the frog scene happened that people would be furious about the cold open with these strangers, but uh: hey, we needed a second away. We needed a second with these normal human adults, because the end of the last episode, them walking in? Horribly jarring! For the audience, because the audience and the team are the same at that point. We live with them. We see through their eyes. Even when we think we’re processing their shit as being insane—we’re right there with them, being desensitized, watching this new normal.
Spending ten minutes with these adults and then being thrust back IN to the girls’ situation? Equally jarring! You’ve had a taste of normalcy. You’ve let yourself, even without realizing, realign how things are “supposed” to be. And now we’re back, and it’s chaos, and a man’s head is caved in, and teenagers are spearheading a panicked hunt. We have to adjust all over again. We have to pivot back to where we were after this weird little reprieve.
Now. Imagine you’re the survivors. You spent all that time with your new normal. With your desensitization. And then they put you back into civilization, showed you the “real world” again. Told you this is what life is. As if they couldn’t both be real, as if you haven’t been living for two years under other conditions.
And then they made you pivot after your reprieve, right back to blood and violence and sacrifice and hunger.
Yeah, dude. That shit wasn’t filler, and it wasn’t because these frog scientists need us to care about them. It’s to put the audience on the same level as these kids we’ve been following for three seasons—and the adults who have no choice but to live with their own choices.
#yellowjackets#yj spoilers#yj meta#god I hate how people throw the word filler around#even setting aside that filler often means character work#which is my favorite thing in the world#a show like this isn’t doing filler. it doesn’t have time.#it’s doing everything by design as it always has#the audience IS the team#we ride with them from the very start#we are given new normals to work with#we lean into it#and then to snap back? that whiplash?#yeah it’s so fucking intentional dude#no wonder the adult timeline is so emotionally turbulent
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idk about you but if I was penelope and my husband came back after twenty years and murdered all my suitors I’d think that was the most romantic shit ever I don’t care. “oh no he’s a monster he’s willing to kill blah blah blah” BOO those suitors were actually irritating as hell what’s the point of having a husband if he’s not willing to go apeshit over some randoms trying to ruin true love. what’s he supposed to do come home and be like please don’t take my wife please please please. NO. take back your kingdom, release two decades worth of rage, get covered in blood, etc. what are you a coward. if he wanted to, he would that’s the real lesson of the odyssey goodnight
#I would not be questioning my husband’s ethics I would be SWOONING#fuck this I’m a monster shit after waiting twenty years….#like are you trying to tell me you’re not willing to kill for me… I see how it is 🙄#penelope was the original ride or die she understood on GOD !!!#a real yearner#odysseus did all that because he’s a lover#the odyssey#odysseus#penelope#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odypen#ghost speaks
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I fully believe that if Shen Yuan transmigrated before Luo Binghe existed, he would have shifted all of his weird obsessive fangirl/antifan energy onto Airplane bro
#provided he sussed him out first#instead of having the protagonist to simp over#he'd be forced to switch gears#and hyperfixate on the reason he's here in the first place#that god forsaken author#at least he wouldn't be forced to follow the plot too heavily#and could explore the worldbuilding#but he's gonna drag that dumb-fuck author along for the ride!!#for all the things he didn't include in his final novel ofc#not any other reason#hurry up and finish doing the sects' taxes shidi#the three finned alligator foxes migration starts today and they won't do it for another five years!!#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞
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Leverage Redemption: The Swipe Right Job
#god#gimme that senior citizen#he is a ride im not gonna survive#fuck#noah wyle#leverage#harry wilson#the pitt#er 1994#tv series#my gifs#leverage redemption
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Snug as a...
...nah. I shan't say :)
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Getting back into a Psillypomp mood. Also trying to motivate myself to draw stuff that isn't just shitposting, so I finished up one of my many sketchdump doodles for fun. Vena's newly developed wings aren't just good for flying; they're also great for cozying up with (being a colossal nuisance towards) her bestie.
There *is* a distinct possibility she still smells like she just crawled out of a sewage treatment plant, so Col may not necessarily be wrong to be grouchy.
#I think I mentioned this before but to reiterate I don’t actually ship these two romantically#but sometimes i think about the two of them being opposing gods whose existence is to bicker and annoy each other#but in spite of that they're also timeless friends bound to reunite across lifetimes#and they genuinely care for each other's well being and enjoy one another's company (even if they'd never admit it)#and it makes me wanna chew on my arm#basically not a “lovey-dovey” relationship but very much a “ride or die together” one#also once again I still think shipping them romantically is cute and have nothing against it#(you may interpret this art as such if you so desire 👍)#anyway sorry to ramble about my headcanons on this goofy silly doodle (was kinda just thinking about these two again man)#I was too lazy to draw a BG so I just tweaked an in-game screenshot to give them a place to sit#i highly doubt insect wings are actually that flexible (but they're magic god-bug wings so uh... shut up.)#artwork#myartwork#psychopomp#psychopomp venus#psychopomp mercury#the sillies#psychopomp spoilers#(i suppose)#ramblings#weird fucking bug
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