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All Ferelden girls know is have dog, hate Orlais, be bisexual, eat cheese, and lie.
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Dang why do i feel bad? (Hasnt taken Anti-Feeling Bad Medicine in 2 weeks.)
#this is a dig at myself#(i need to go out to buy the fucking antidepressants but i dont wabt to GO OUT)
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hawkeye and trapper get fake septums
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[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"
On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"
On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblr#mash tv#mash 4077#mashposting#hawkeye pierce#trapper john mcintyre#frank burns#my art#edit: i love when people in the tags are like ''i love how you draw frank''#bc the way i draw frank is ''barely''#this is not a dig on myself this is an observation of the fact#that somehow he lost what little detail he had and became a large vaguely man-shaped hat#also the fun part about writing his dialogue was that i could add as much punctuation as i wanted#to make the spacing work. lol#also special shoutout to my buddy for helping me workshop the jokes n dialogue
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gentle reminder that jason has striked a god with his blade causing him to bleed, when the god was INVISIBLE, simply based on the movement around him.
#underrated jason moment part 10000000000000000000000#before y'all yap this is MAD skill I'm sorry bc cupid was INVISIBLE#jason is so slept on#y'all just collectively ignore these huh I'll just dig them out of the depths myself then#“jason just got lucky and it was a fluke” comments are probably incoming but i will ignore them#i am what you call 'the screenshot puller' in arguments I don't play when it comes to jason sorry not sorry#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#jason grace#house of hades
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these bitches be gay
#decided to refine some pencil doodles i made recently#prohibitedwish#prismo#scarab#prismo the wishmaster#scarab the god auditor#fionna and cake#adventure time#inky doods#inky art#i am so besotted with them it’s not even funny anymore /lh#someone send help—#restraining myself from having Prismo dig into Scarab’s belt loop in the first pose#cuz apparently Scarab…doesn’t have a belt—(?)#DJDJDJJFJF
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The (Hopefully) Comprehensive Guide to Drawing Transformers! [1]
[Chapter 1/5?]
Decided to make a little quick guide to drawing transformers/humanoid mechs because some people asked! (Plus I thought it'd be fun lol) .... Hopefully it makes sense and helps some people out :'D
[Next] -> coming I dunno when, I keep adding to my WIP pile......
#class got cancelled this morning so I finally had a little free time eheh#also the sketches on page 2 are probably not really accurate but hopefully it gets the idea across skdfskd#I banged it out in a few minutes lmao#gotta get back to the work grind now...#WHAT DID I TELL MYSELF ABOUT MAKING MORE WIPS AGHHHHHH I KEEP DOING IT#Dig's (Hopefully) Comprehensive Guide to Drawing Transformers#transformers#mtmte#maccadam#maccadams#tf idw#transformers fanart#more than meets the eye#frootertooter archive#lost light#perceptor#bumblebee#tfa#transformers animated#tfa bumblebee#mecha art#mecha
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just shoot me yall
#i did this in like. 30 minutes#KABSKDKFKFKFKFKF#whatever dog im gonna dig myself a hole#saw#chainshipping#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#myart
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 4 - Nuthin' but Boothill Edition
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]
#boothill#honkai star rail#hsr#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr memes#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail meme#hsr textpost#hsr boothill#boothill hsr#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.2 spoilers#hmmm... don't think it's worth tagging the others in the 9th image. this ain't about them#still unsure abt how to do the alt text for these kinda posts properly but hopefully i'm improving#anyways. don't think i've ever seen heard and typed "cowboy' so many times in one day as i have while making this good lord#i did a bit of digging around and haven't Seen any of these done yet so. here's hoping that's the case!#i'm only ~3/4 of the way through the 2.2 main quest but the need to make these compelled me to put these out Now#i can already tell u that there Will be more of these for Boothill tho bc i'm crazy abt him. probably enough to make another dedicated post#but i'm gonna wait until i'm fully caught up on the plot (and will probably spoil myself for more of his character lore after that as well)#speaking of. i'm gonna go eat mac n' cheese and stay up too late playing through the rest of the main quest#i'm loving it so far. many thoughts head full abt it all but in a good way. hoping for more Boothill moments as we approach the end#he's def not the main character here but he is to Me okay. he is to me. i'm scarfing down every crumb he drops#i'm also suffering from Aventurine withdrawals out here. Argenti mentioning him was Interesting but i need More. Where Is He.#also. was Argenti intentionally not voiced or was it a game issue?? the hell was that. threw me off so hard when i couldn't hear him speak#anyways i'm getting off topic and wasting precious gaming time so i'll be takin' my leave now
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@flareboi you gave me a bit of inspo
#i had a whole dialogue in my head too but i deffo wont have enough motivation to draw it all out#so now the dialogue is just rattling around in my brain#king 'you ever plan on being a father?'#agent 'no. I'd be a terrible dad.'#king 'why's that?'#agent 'well i can barely take care of myself on most days. having to care for a whole other person too....'#agent 'and anyways; a child is so much responsibility. all this effort and investment; for what? so they'd grow up into a failure?'#king 'is that what your parents told you?'#agent 'shut the fuck up.'#king '....you're not a failure.'#agent '.....'#waughhh anyways. digs into a hole and dies clutching all my hcs#alan becker#ava agent smith#avm king orange#ava kingagent#my art
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fucking kill me
#making an oc then making a self insert is insane levels of pathetic its actually so fucking embarassing#i want to put a gun in my mouth and shoot myself then eat all of my organs and then dig a hole to bury myself into the ground#but i actually like the drawings kinda idk#also hihi get it sadie and macy#bc yk.. sadist masochist.... ok yea its bad i didnt know what to name them ok#when people tell me its ok to be self indulgent and i actually make shit specifically catered to me#🤯🤯🤯🫨🤯🫨🤯🫨🤯🫨🤯🫨🫨🤯#WHATEVER. STOP LOOKING AT ME.#my art#frayocs#sadie#macy
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Pick up the pace, pack up the gear Gimme some face, a souvenir Here come the gays, here comes the fear Now we're having fun
#sam reid#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#iwtv#interview with the vampire#long face#my gifs#i know this video has been giffed very extensively already but i couldn't find the exact gifs that i wanted so i made them myself#and then i thought if i already have them why not share#also never enough gifs of this beauty right?#make lestat even blonder and put him in a perm and suddenly i'm becoming a simp what's wrong with me#it's the makeup i tell you#can you imagine all of them in makeup when they come to his concert? louis getting all experimental and creepy tear-stained goth style#armand digging out his 1940s eyeliner again (as he goes backstage like a groupie to beg lestat for a hookup)#daniel would rock makeup too#anywayyy#second to last row is lestat's reaction to when they ask him about his “ex boyfriend” armand de nothing. bet?
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Trick or Treat!
you are very patient waiting over a week!!
please take some of my favorite treats below the cut <3
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Who wore it better
#not bothering to style myself as Siegfried because I am laughing too hard at the cravat#but I also kind of dig it oh noooo#my face#my cat dexter#this is for cosplay#or is it
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on zoom w my students for a snow day and i was moving my laptop around and forgot i have a giant lmanberg flag in the entrance to my room and two of my students immediately go “is that the manberg flag?” and i moved my camera away like no nope i don’t know wnat that is anyways im fucking killing myself
#don’t think they actually know much about it cause they called it the MANBERG flag#but i wasn’t about to dig myself a deeper hole by correcting them#p#mori
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wait shut up. i’m rewatching hannibal again and i think im being delusional (or like crazy slow.) but lemme cook rq.
in mizumono, when will sees alana on the floor, she tells him that jacks inside. and will INSTANTLY takes his gun out. and earlier at him and hannibal’s ‘last supper’, he said it was necessary for jack to die.
so could this be…will going in the home with the intention to kill jack and only jack? because i don’t think his gun is directed towards hannibal. wills already stated that if he were to kill hannibal, it would be with his hands. he wouldn’t hide behind the gun. besides it’s evident that will has strong feelings for hannibal at this point.
so if this is the case, it makes the scenes leading up so much more devastating. because will wasn’t there to hurt hannibal but instead to aid him. will is showing that he’s on hannibal’s side, he’s already made his pick. the fox has come to help, but not to help the rabbit. which makes everything so much more of a misunderstanding.
and it makes hannibal’s actions all the more heartbreaking.
hannibal is under the impression that will had chosen jack over him, but will has been on his side all along. hannibals just too blinded by heartbreak and betrayal to notice..
#gonna dig myself a hole now.#if i’m wrong that’d be so embarrassing#no acc it’d be more embarrassing if this was just common knowledge and i only noticed it now.#hannibal’s angsty fr#nbc hannibal#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#murder husbands#mizumono
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can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest
like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!
#me.txt#jjba#i'm going to ramble in tags actually. excuse me#ok. rereading sdc and so confused at the general perception of jotaro and his friends/family. he's not NEARLY as flat or as dickish#i understand that the anime (particularly the dub) tends to slander him but even then he still clearly cares for them! i'm confused#i also understand that a lot of people dig against jotaro and kakyoin as a dynamic because 'they're popular' and that generally disliking#popular things across media is a thing that i've seen consistently everywhere but the discredit to them simply as a DUO and not even as a#pairing is so..... odd..... like they're considered to be a duo that clicks for a reason. i enjoyed them even before i got into the fandom#every time i see someone say jotaro is overrated/dull i take a shot and assume they're an anime-only or only read the manga like once btw#joseph and jotaro also have a neat dynamic and they obviously both love and care for each other. like they're not going to go around loudly#or anything but literally the entirety of the lovers and the prelude to the dio fight IS jotaro being worked up over joseph getting hurt#equally i don't know if it translates to the anime as much but joseph is VERY complimentary when it comes to jotaro. like he sings his#praises so often and reminds everyone that he's his grandson so frequently (d'arby the gamer is a good example of this). either way it's so#peculiar....... there's not enough avdol and jotaro content btw (also in canon) because jotaro obviously looks up to him and avdol jokes#around with him on the occasion they interact after their intro which doesn't start very well. it's very cute#i do think an important thing to note about jotaro's character is how he acts AFTER his intro because he's so drastically different. early#jotaro and later jotaro aren't the same character and i do not mean this in a character development way. excluding the jail incident he's#completely different and probably shouldn't really be taken into account (especially considering the amount of slapstick in araki's intros)#and i think that's really???? what people center on for his character? Which sucks balls bad!#anyways. i could ramble more about this if asked i have so much to say but sigh. jotaro cares so much for his friends and family he's not a#flat fully cold asshole character regardless of whether you watch the anime or ova or read the manga. you just have poor media literacy#i wouldn't recommend watching solely the anime for his character though. the dub also changes a lot so it's... questionable#i love the anime and it's still important for him though. also adds neat stuff. i need to stop myself. i have many thoughts on the matter#jotaro kujo#joseph joestar#noriaki kakyoin#adding in case anyone sees: i am not saying that he is perfect about this. in fact he is very ass about it with jolyne and holly and that's#very important. he also is in fact an asshole sometimes. NOT as much as you guys are making him though!#please don't get me started on how much of a dick etc people make kakyoin to veer away from the 'woobified' characterizations of him#in fact i think that's bad if not worse because it CLAIMS to be in character. hes a prim asshole at times but not that angry or dishevelled
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