#this is a date with death btw! free on steam

[m-i-n-a-m-i]

I need to speak with my fictional boyfriend rn. I miss him 🤧

[vengeancewise]

Only about 3 hours into this game and

Part of me kinda wants to list this idiot grim reaper as a test muse

[maximoffwitch]

She’s the Best Remedy

pairing: emily prentiss x reader

warnings: slight mention of canon typical violence

summary: when you don’t answer your phone, emily thinks the unsub’s gotten to you. little does she know the only unsub that’s gotten you is the flu.

word count: 2.4k

a/n: so excited to be writing again! and for my fav fbi agent nonetheless :) and btw this is not rly proofread at all so pls forgive any mistakes !

request: not sure which character to choose for this prompt so feel free to choose whoever - it’s nearly winter where i am so it’s flu season and everybody’s got a cold and sniffling. so maybe r catches a horrible cold and is unresponsive to texts and calls because congestion, tiredness, all the symptoms we love so much so character comes to check on them and help them get what they need

As the morning light shone through the curtains, you let out a low groan.

Usually, you weren’t one to object to a slow weekend morning—a relaxing, warm shower and a nice steaming cup of coffee before heading off to do some errands. Mornings with your girlfriend were especially your favorite, when you could just cuddle into her side, basking in her warmth. However, unfortunately for you, neither of those were options today. Emily had been working non-stop this past week on a local case, and on top of that, your body felt like it had just gotten hit by a truck and then run over.

Pulling the covers over your head, you blocked out the light, trying to soothe the pounding in your head. You knew it was flu season, and as a pre-school teacher, you were bound to catch the sickness at some point. You just wish it wasn’t so bad. The occasional sniffles and cough you could handle, but this felt like death was on your doorstep.

You could barely breath out of your nose and your throat was dry as sandpaper. Another groan escaped your mouth, as the ringing of your phone echoed throughout the room. You had no energy to move, let alone talk to anybody, and you needed the ringing to stop, your headache only getting worse as the sound continued. Grabbing your phone, you blindly shut it off before throwing it across the room. Before you could hear it start to ring again, your body gave way and you fell back into a deep slumber.

— — —

On the other side of town, Emily was desperately trying to get a hold of you. Local cases always made her nervous, even more so when she started dating you. Knowing you could be put in danger, both because there was an unsub on the streets of Virginia and because you were connected to her, made her guts twist. However, this case particularly hit home, as the unsub seemed to be targeting women your age who worked with kids–pediatricians, nannies, teachers.

Emily needed to know you were safe; she needed you with her. After asking Hotch if she could bring you in, she stepped away to call you, only to be met by your voicemail. Any other time, Emily would’ve laughed, as she always did, at the ridiculous message you left on your answering machine, but now, she needed to hear your actual voice. Calling again, she was met with the same response. Emily tried one more time, biting her lip when you didn’t pick up, again. Typing out a few texts, she slipped her phone back into her pocket before rejoining the team.

“What’s wrong?” JJ asked, immediately noticing the worry knitted in her friend’s brows.

“(Y/N)’s not answering her phone,” Emily replied as pulled out her phone again to check for any message from you. “And she hasn’t replied to any of my texts.”

JJ frowned, knowing how that was unlike you. You would always respond to calls or texts, especially your girlfriend’s. Sensing Emily’s concern, JJ stood up and placed a soothing hand on her shoulder.

“I’m sure she’s fine. She probably just forgot her phone when she went to the store or something,” JJ said with an assuring smile. “Come on, let’s have Garica track it.”

Emily nodded, liking that idea. The two women made their way through the bullpen and into Penelope’s bunker.

“What can I do for you two lovely ladies?” Penelope chirped, not bothering to look away from the screen, her fingers still flying across the keyboard.

“Pen, I need you to track (Y/N)’s phone,” Emily said. At the mention of your name, Penelope immediately stopped typing and snapped her head around.

“What happened? Is she alright?” The technical analyst’s eyes were wide. From the moment Emily introduced you to the team, Penelope adored you, your bubbly personalities meshing quite well.

“She’s not answering Em’s calls or texts,” JJ explained calmly, ever the level head.

“On it.” Penelope swiveled back around. Emily rang your number again, so the blonde could trace your phone.

As the dot flashed on the map, Emily leaned forward, her eyes narrowing in on the location.

“She’s at home,” Penelope said lamely.

“Her phone is,” Emily corrected, her thoughts already starting to spiral. What if the unsub had kidnapped you? What if he’d hurt you? Or worse…

— — —

Back at your apartment, you had barely moved an inch. It was now nearly noon, and you knew you had to get up at some point, if not only to get some water. Mustering up all of your will and energy, you slipped out of bed and dragged your feet down the hall, steadying yourself against the walls.

After gulping down some water, you leaned against the counter, hanging your head in your hands. You could barely even think about anything other than your bed, the feverous state fogging your mind. As a wave of chills wracked your body, you knew you had to get in the shower and regulate your body temperature. Besides, your hoodie was starting to cling to the thin layer of sweat that coated your body.

Peeling off your clothes and throwing them haphazardly on the floor, you made your way towards the bathroom and into the shower. Somehow, you managed to take a shower–if you could call standing under lukewarm water, your head resting against the cool tile, for fifteen minutes a shower–without falling asleep. With a one track mind, you changed into another pair sweatpants and one of Emily’s old Yale t-shirts, and climbed back into bed, completely ignoring the flashing missed notifications on your phone.

— — —

“Hotch, I need to go over there,” Emily argued as she paced in the roundtable room, where the team was working through existing evidence. “She is not answering any of my calls or texts, and she fits the victimology. I was going to have her come in to keep her safe, but now the bastard may already have her.”

Hotch remained silent, his eyes narrow and stern, as he weighed his options and observed the woman before him. He knew Emily was too emotional to be anywhere near your apartment, especially if it was in fact a crime scene, but he also knew that she was too stubborn to stay away.

“Fine,” he relented, his voice calm and quiet as usual. He turned his stare towards Derek. “Morgan, go with her. And vest up. If the unsub is or was there, I want this done by the book.”

Derek pushed himself out of his chair and quickly followed Emily, who was already out the room and halfway down the stairs.

“Prentiss, wait up,” he called after her as he narrowly slipped through the elevator doors. Seeing the ground level button was already lit up, Derek turned his attention to his partner. “She’ll be okay.”

“You don’t know that,” Emily snapped, still staring ahead.

Derek remained silent, knowing she was right. He knew better than to make false promises, but it hurt him to think of something happening to you.

The two agents made their way over to your apartment, turning on the lights and sirens as they weaved through traffic. Not wanting to make a scene and disturb the rest of the residents, Emily and Derek calmly but quickly made their way into the lobby of your apartment building and rode up to the eighth floor, not drawing their guns until they reached your door.

Emily knocked loudly first. “(Y/N)! It’s me!” She was met with silence. Leaning in closer to the door, she heard no motion whatsoever, causing her insides to twist. “(Y/N)?” Emily tried knocking again. Still no response.

Derek started to back up, getting ready to kick down the door. But before he could even lift his leg, Emily swatted his shoulder.

“Don’t even think about it,” she scolded him, knowing how pissed you’d be if he broke your door. “I have a key, dumbass.”

Derek furrowed his brows as an offended look appeared on his face. “Okay, ouch,” he mumbled, but nonetheless straightened and redrew his gun.

As Emily unlocked the door and entered your apartment, Derek close behind her as he cleared the first room, the silence enveloped her body. It was too quiet; something was off. While Derek was clearing the kitchen, Emily observed your apartment—clothes strewn on the floor, dirty dishes in the sink and on the counter, your unfolded blanket tossed over the side of the couch. The mess was so unlike your usual tidy apartment, and it made Emily even more on edge.

“Prentiss,” Derek called, catching her attention as he motioned towards the hallway. “Bedroom?”

Emily nodded and followed him down the hall. When the reached the cracked door to your bedroom, she moved to enter, but Derek stopped her. “Let me.”

Emily gulped, knowing her partner was looking out for her. If something had happened to you behind that door, she shouldn’t have to be the first one to see it.

Derek slowly pushed the bedroom door open, immediately checking the closet for any sign of you or the unsub. When he turned towards the bed, he noticed somebody was in it, buried under the covers. Cautiously, Derek pulled the blankets back, his gun still pointed at the figure.

You immediately noticed the lack of warmth and the sudden brightness. Groggily, you opened your eyes, ignoring how heavy your eyelids were. You saw a face standing above you, one you recognized.

“Derek?” You croaked, your brain still catching up with what was happening. When you saw his gun pointed at you, you woke up, your eyes widening. “What the hell?”

Hearing your voice, Emily rushed into the room, pushing Derek aside, who immediately lowered his gun, turning on the safety. “(Y/N),” she sighed in relief as she kneeled at the side of your bed, carefully caressing your face. “Are you alright?”

“Besides being bedridden by a nasty flu and waking up to a gun in my face?” You tiredly let your head drop to the pillow, leaning into Emily’s cool touch against your skin. “Just peachy.”

“You’re sick?” Emily asked, another wave of worry washing over her.

“Mhm.”

“Oh, thank god.” She sat up and pressed a long kiss to your forehead, which had cooled since this morning but was still quite warm.

“Relieved I’m sick?” You quipped, though you lacked your usual sass and playful smirk, too drained for a real conversation.

“Relieved you’re not dead,” Emily deadpanned, causing you to open your eyes and frown.

“Dead?” You frowned, clearly confused.

“Yeah, sweet cheeks,” Derek piped up from behind your girlfriend, where he stood holding your phone. “You weren’t answering your phone, and we thought the unsub took you.”

He tossed the device over to you, narrowly missing your face. As you turned it on, you winced at the brightness, but then your lips parted when you saw the amount of missed calls and texts from Emily, and even a couple from JJ.

“Sorry, Em,” you said sheepishly, offering her a small smile, hoping she wasn’t mad at you for wasting her and her team’s time.

“Don’t apologize, honey,” Emily soothed as she brushed your hair from your face. “I’m just glad you’re here for me to take care of.”

You hummed contently at the thought but then weakly protested when you remembered why she was there in the first place. “Don’t need to stay. Have work and chasin’ bad guys.”

Derek snorted amusedly. “Eloquent,” he teased, earning a glare from Emily.

Turning back to you, she smiled softly. “You’re sick, (Y/N). Of course I’m gonna stay and take care of you.” She said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world, and you felt your body warm—this time not because of your fever.

“Sure?”

“I’m sure,” Emily chuckled as she gave your forehead another kiss. “Let me just wrap some things up with Derek.”

You nodded, closing your eyes blissfully. You could hear the two agents murmuring about something–probably Emily leaving work in the middle of a case–but you could barely make it out, as you drifted back asleep, feeling a lot better now that your girlfriend was here.

— — —

The next time you woke up, your head felt a lot lighter and you could tell your body had returned to a normal temperature. As you opened your eyes and saw the sun had long set, you felt a presence weighing down the other side of your bed. Rolling over, you were met with a sight you’d never tire of.

Emily had changed out of her button down shirt and dress pants, settling for some yoga pants she’d probably left here and an old crewneck of yours. She’d pulled her hair back into a loose messy bun and wiped off the light makeup she’d been wearing earlier. You swore she had never looked prettier.

“You stayed,” you whispered as you nudged her hip with your head, causing her to look away from the files she was reading and down at you.

“Hi, my love.” Emily ran her hand through your hair, scratching your scalp. “How are you feeling?”

“Better now that you’re here.” You moved so you could rest your head in her lap, her warmth comforting you. “‘M sorry about earlier.”

“Don’t worry,” she cooed. “I’m just glad you’re alright.”

“Well, tell Hotch I’m sorry.”

Emily couldn’t help the chuckle that escaped her. She knew you felt bad about the whole misunderstanding and were probably embarrassed. She’d tell you later that the team was just as worried about you and just as relieved when it was only the flu. “Okay, I will, honey,” she agreed.

You stayed quiet for a moment, doing your best to breathe through your lingering congestion. Despite the horrible day you’d had and the ache that persisted throughout your body, you knew there was nowhere else you’d rather be than here with Emily.

“You didn’t have to stay,” you mumbled as you traced patters on her thigh.

“Of course I did,” she said, tossing her files onto the side table. “You needed me, so I stayed. Where else would I be?”

You turned your head so you could look up at her, meeting her gaze. “I love you.”

“I love you too.” Emily affectionately poked your nose, causing you to scrunch it. “Do you want anything to eat? I made your favorite.”

“Not yet,” you replied as you closed your eyes, the feeling of Emily’s fingers combing through your hair soothing you. “Can we just stay here together for a little?”

“Of course, darling,” she agreed, content to just cuddle with you. “As long as you want.”

Feeling loved and cared for, the illness starting to slowly leave your body, you knew that Emily Prentiss was absolutely the best remedy. Thankfully, she was yours to keep.

[russic]

Ranpo Edogawa Boyfriend Headcanons

Warning: 18+ Below Cut 

Request: 

Hey! I hope you are having a great day! 

I don't know if anyone has asked before, but I was wondering if I can ask for headcanons of Ranpo Edogawa as a boyfriend? Btw, I wanted to say that you are one of my favorite writers on Tumblr and I just love reading the things you write!  ♡ 

Whichever lovely person requested Ranpo, I wanted to thank you for your patience and kindness. Enjoy your headcanons. ♡

SFW 

You’re too lucky: You have this “little” guy man, wrapped around your finger. 

 No, seriously. Ranpo’s in LOVE with you.  

You met the sassy green-eyed detective when Kunikida encouraged you to join the Armed Detective Agency. Being assigned as Ranpo’s partner, you quickly became     mesmerized by his “ability” to solve impossible crimes. When you     expressed your admiration to Ranpo, he (cockily) replied, “I know.” 

His heartless response nearly crushed your soul; however, when you utilized your ability to save him from death’s doorstep, courteous of Chuuya Nakahara, he discovered himself stranding with a bouquet of daisies on your doorstep. 

He expressed, “No one’s ability ever impressed me; I often think my way out of things quickly, but I didn’t today. Though I have been nothing but mean and was never determined to put your safety first; you did me. Thus, it’s not your ability that impressed me, but your heart does.”   

Good compliment, but it still hurt.

After his confession, Ranpo granted you permission to enter his “secret” snack locker. 

 Overtime, you noticed that you didn’t enter Ranpo’s locker for the free sweets, you simply enjoyed seeing the wide smile sticked to his face. 

Asked you on a date via Candy Hearts on Valentine’s Day. 

 When you sat at your desk inside the ADA office after a long day, you looked down. On your desk, there was three candy hearts laid out that spelled:   

  You Me Date  

From there, the rest is history: 

Just kidding, when would I leave you hanging like that? 

R.e.f.u.s.e.s  to watch anything besides detective television series: 

 Ranpo’s favorite show is Scooby Doo. Once the guilty character appears on screen, Ranpo identifies them and begins explaining why they had the motive to commit a crime.   

 Asked you to dress up as Shaggy and Velma for Halloween.   

  Invited Atsushi to be Scooby Doo; he agreed.   

 Enjoys watching Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime  

is ALWAYS snacking on popcorn when he’s watching television shows or movies. 

As Ranpo is eating, he will stop chewing to comment upon what detectives are doing wrong. He will begin addressing them as “dummies,” “idiots,” and “goobers.”   

As Ranpo gets angrier, he eats faster and rolls his eyes.  

It’s kind of cute.

When Ranpo talks shit, ENCOURAGE him. 

Though his comments can be rude; you cannot help but succumb to how   A D O R A B L E   Ranpo is when he’s frustrated.   

“Can you believe that idiot? He couldn’t walk me home! Probably went to find another place to die. Well, good riddance.”   

Lightly chuckling at his anger, you’ll respond, “Tell ‘um, babe.” “Fuck him.”   

Filled with steam, Ranpo will say, “Yeah, fuck him!” 

Gets F.U.R.I.O.U.S. when you put yourself in danger. 

When you faced the Black Lizards alone, you returned beaten, bloodied, and battered. Despite refusing to leave your side or release your hand in the hospital, Ranpo REFUSED to TALK to YOU.  

Since Ranpo has grown accustomed to your love, he doesn’t know what he would do without you. He HATES imagining the thought of you leaving him, even to something as uncontrollable as death.

Spell it with me: Ranpo is a   S.P.O.I.L.E.D.   B.R.A.T.    and YOU instigate it.  

You purchase Ranpo’s favorite sweets at the grocery store.   

If Ranpo is tired, you ALWAYS allow him to lay his head on your lap as you play with his hair. Expect Ranpo to fall asleep quickly...   

If Ranpo “requires” attention, he pretends to injure himself. He knows you’ll be running to comfort him within seconds.

Do not expect any public displays of affection. Only selective members of the ADA witness you holding hands once in a blue moon, but Ranpo enjoys keeping his relationship behind closed doors. 

Doesn’t enjoy public dates - Ranpo prefers to stay bundled within the walls of your shared household. 

Expect to bake a ton of sweets together, watch movies, cuddle, and plan picnics in your backyard.   

Ranpo’s logic: Within the comfort of his own home, Ranpo doesn’t have to pretend to be someone else. He understands that you fell in love with him, not because he is the “perfect detective,” but your version of the “perfect man.”   

The one time that Ranpo attempted to partake in a public date, he scheduled a cooking class. However, he quickly grew upset when he discovered the class concentrated on making actual food, not sweets or candy. 

“This is a bunch of baloney, literally.”   

Ranpo LOVES to go on long car rides. 

Sorry, you’re driving.

You’ve developed a TERRIBLE habit of squeezing Ranpo’s cheeks in public.

Cue Ranpo glaring at you with the “are you serious” face.

P.E.T.N.A.M.E.S. G.A.L.O.R.E.

“Congratulations, cupcake! I’m so proud of you!”   

“Thanks, sweetheart. Don’t forget to grab my icing at the store!” 

Sometimes your relationship becomes strenuous because you’ll act like his mother: 

You’ll wake Ranpo up to go to work in the morning.   

He will ask you to do his laundry.   

Begs you to make his plate when you cook dinner because he doesn’t want to get up from the couch.  

Relies on you to clean the dishes.    

A bit of a GASLIGHTER (but a playful version). 

“It’s okay, baby. I’ll just walk by myself today.” Two seconds later you’ll hear him huff.

“You’re always at work. I could use some love! What does a guy have to do to get a kiss around here?” 

“You’d be the prettiest woman in the world if you would come to bed.” 

However, the benefits of being in love with Ranpo outweigh the costs: 

His small romantic gestures make your heart GROW three sizes larger: 

When Ranpo is walking to work with you, he picks random wildflowers, ties the bundle together with a string, and places them on your desk. 

Composes tiny love letters and places them around the house for you to find. 

“You’re the most beautiful woman in the world.” 

“I thought you were always pretty cute... Sorry, forgot the ‘and.’” 

Purchases items that remind him of you. 

Purchases you gifts that remind him of himself. 

“I got you this so you can always think of me no matter where you are!” 

L.O.V.E.S. when you’re admired by society. Every person and their mother ADMIRES and ADORES you. 

When you were being interviewed for capturing a wanted criminal, Ranpo was sitting (front-row seat) in the audience watching you with stars in his eyes. 

In his head, he was shouting, “That’s my woman!” 

Celebrates your success - When you complete a task for the ADA, you’ll arrive home to discover cupcakes waiting for you in the kitchen. When you look up from the counter, you’ll see Ranpo grinning with a handful of roses. 

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU, CUPCAKE!” 

When you and Ranpo are not assigned to work together, Ranpo will arrive home, change into his fluffy pajamas, and gossip about his entire mission.

Usually, Ranpo will rant about the police. His stories always end in the sentence, “so I came in to save the day. Now everyone is fine, thanks to me.”

Yes, Ranpo; everyone is good, besides the man who was brutally murdered.  

DEFENDS YOU AT ALL COST - If someone is talking about you, Ranpo never fails to stick up for you. 

When Ranpo overheard Kunikida ranting about the way you chose to confront the Black Lizards, Ranpo’s sassy defensive attitude jumped into action:

“I’m starting to think you’re just jealous that she can beat all three of them, but you can’t even handle one person with a few bombs.”   

Kunikida didn’t respond; he rolled his eyes and continued reading his emails.

Ranpo chuckled and muttered, “Thats what I thought. Keep their name out of your mouth.”   

ALWAYS reminds you that you’re loved beyond words. 

Ranpo knows you are living a difficult life. He acknowledges that you (like him) need to be reminded that you’re irreplaceable. Thus, he never fails to take your hand in his own, stare into your eyes, smile at you, and gently assure you, 

“I hope you know you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love you beyond words. Thank you for accepting me and loving me.” 

NSFW

Let’s talk about this S.U.B.M.I.S.S.I.V.E. man: 

I’m choosing to address this first - You took Ranpo’s virginity on the night he admitted he was madly in love with you. 

 After Ranpo’s first sexual experience, he became a fucking      fiend... literally

Ranpo is a grower, not a shower. He’s not extremely large, but he is 6.5 inches. Though Ranpo doesn’t have the largest cock you’ve ever seen, he knows how to work it (that’s all that matters). 

Have you ever heard of a pillow prince? Well, that’s Ranpo.

His favorite sex position is Cowgirl.

He despises doesn’t enjoy being on top. 

Ranpo cannot determine which one he enjoys more; being praised or degraded. If I’m being honest; Ranpo is in the mood for any foul words that escape your lips when he’s horny. 

“You’ve been such a good boy solving all of those cases today. Do you think I should give you a little reward for being so helpful?” You’ll whisper in Ranpo’s ear as you’re stroking a hand over his prominent erection.  

“Do you enjoy fucking my pussy? You’re so fucking desperate for me, aren’t you?” 

Enjoys the image of your beautiful body clad in skimpy lingerie; especially two-piece sets that are burgundy red, forest green, brown, or dark yellow. 

Ranpo is a little perverted; especially when it comes to sniffing your panties.

You still fail to recognize how five or six pairs of your panties have gone missing.    

L.O.V.E.S. when you tease him: Ranpo will whine like a little baby, but he enjoys being toyed with. 

As Ranpo is sitting in front of your fully dressed figure clad in nothing but his underwear and wrinkled white button down, you’ll roughly grab his face and force him to look into your eyes. You will whisper, “Too bad you were a bad boy today. I was going to let you fuck me, but maybe I’ll suck your cock until you’re on the edge of cumming; then I’ll leave you to please yourself.”  

ADORES being strapped to the bed as you order him around. 

Ranpo’s BIGGEST weakness is having his arms and legs strapped to the headboard as you hover your pussy above his face.

“Oh baby, you’re so desperate for a taste; aren’t you?” 

He’ll beg, “Please, sit on my face.”       

Bonus points will be awarded if you don’t give the brat what he wants.

Let’s address the obvious:   FOOD PLAY 

If you strive to be in a relationship with Ranpo, you’ll need to incorporate candy in the bedroom. He enjoys using whipped cream, strawberries, cherries, caramel, and chocolate syrup. 

As Ranpo decorates your prominent nipples with whipped cream, he stares at your body wondering, “I wonder if the whipped cream is sweeter here, or her pussy?” He’ll have to taste both to decide. 

Ranpo LOVES replaying the time you dripped caramel syrup on your clit. He watches closely as he licks his lips ready to bury his tongue in you.   

“I know you love dessert.” Ranpo immediately nodded and jumped between your legs. Before he could eat the sweet liquid off of your pussy, you grab onto his hair holding him back. As Ranpo whines, you chuckle at his eagerness

“Open wide,” you order. Ranpo smiled and showed you his tongue. Slowly, you guide him to your clit.

Order Ranpo to mark you: Ranpo willingly acknowledges that he’s not a dominant individual within the bedroom, but he LOVES when your body physically shows that you’re his.  

Don’t get too lost: Ranpo a.d.o.r.e.s. when hickies decorate his neck, stomach, and hips as well.

Willingly buries his face in your pussy: 

Lean against the wall and drape your leg over his shoulder as Ranpo is tongue-length deep in your pussy. Watching your juices drip down his face is a sight you’ll never forget.

Thoroughly enjoys when you run your hands through his hair to pull him further into your cunt. 

“Oh God, you’re doing so good, baby.” You’ll moan as Ranpo drags in tongue over your clit. You tug his head closer indirectly ordering him to suck your pussy harder.

Suck Ranpo’s balls while you’re giving him a hand job. 

Caught up in the fast motions of your hand and the vibration your chuckling on his balls, Ranpo cannot help but moan, “Thank you, y/n.”  

BLINDFOLD HIM: Ranpo will let you do ANYTHING to him.   

Don’t be afraid to have a powerful presence - Say: “If you lay a hand on your cock before I get home, you won’t touch me for a week.” - a.k.a MASTERBATION BAN

O.r.g.a.s.m.         D.e.n.i.a.l. 

I dare you to Tease Ranpo until he’s about to cum. Before he explodes, leave him.   

  Poor Baby...

Try tying Ranpo’s limbs together before denying his release.

R.I.M.J.O.B.S: Ranpo’s Weakness

Please Degrade him while you’re eating his ass. Don’t worry, your hurtful words only add to Ranpo’s pleasure.   

Get’s D.R.U.N.K. on the feeling of your pussy pulsing on his cock. 

As you’re riding him, lean down into his ear, halt your movements, and whisper, “beg me to continue.” 

 “Please, please, please. I’m in love with your pussy and the way you squeeze me. Please don’t stop.”

Cums in your mouth or on your breasts. 

Ranpo also   L.O.V.E.S  being ordered to cum inside of your pussy with your consent. 

Hardly ANY aftercare. I’m sorry, Ranpo will fall asleep immediately. He’s a tired little baby and he isn’t afraid to admit it. 

Yes, he snores.

However, it is a requirement to cuddle after sex because Ranpo loves it. He enjoys being close to you and he needs reassurance that you’re not leaving after sharing such an intimate moment together. 

“I can’t keep my eyes open,” Ranpo will whisper throwing his head back on the pillow.   

“I know, baby. Go to sleep,” You’ll whisper as he begins snoring when his head falls on your shoulder.     

Before Ranpo drifts off to sleep, he will look over into your eyes, smile, and whisper, “Sleep well, I love you.” 

[secret-engima]

How do the rest of the Kingsglaive react to Nyx and Nox getting together? (Hell, how do Regis & Co/Noctis & Co react?) Were there betting pools? (I bet there was) Also, what happens when Galahdians from different clans marry? Does one partner leave their clan and join their spouse? Do they stay in their birth clans? Or are they both adopted into the other clan and considered to be of two clans?

Hmmmm mixed reactions of shock, “ah-hah!”, and possibly eternal despair (mostly from Lib and Axis).

-No betting pools for a while, because somehow only Lib and Axis saw this coming (they know their idiots, they know that their idiots have the Same Chaotic Energy and will be magnetically attracted to each other, it was just a matter of time).

-Betting pool starts up after Nyx kisses Nox in front of like- half the glaive. But they Don’t Tell Anyone because they want the DrAMa and Regis might ruin it if he knows too soon. The betting pool is over how long it will take before someone catches those two making out/who catches them. They gleefully act as Nyx’s and Nox’s alibi’s whenever necessary because watching Nyx try to Court Nox like a Proper Galahdian and Nox flail as he tries to Court Back with Axis’s help is the most entertainment they’ve had in  y e a r s. Ardyn runs the betting pool because Monica is not allowed to know about this yet, Titus just ... sighs and braces for the apocalypse that is an Ulric-Izunia pairing.

-Ignis is the one to catch them about- a year and one Galahdian wedding later (Galahdian weddings are so short and informal that it’s truly ridiculously easy to do it, Nox might not even know it counts as a wedding until after when Axis tracks him down and slaps him over the head when he spots the Wedding Bead/Braid in his hair). Ignis is like- 14-15 by that point? Probably? and accidentally walks in on them kissing.

-In. His. Kitchen.

-To say that Ignis is Displeased™ is an understatement of the Century. He tattles to Regis and the others Immediately as revenge, but as he doesn’t know about Galahdian weddings, all he says is that Nox and Nyx are dating/making out. Regis is- a little bit flummoxed but Ulric has a stellar record so ... okay? Just no funny business before marriage, Nox, don’t make my mistakes. Nox, who is already married by Galahdian standards but Not Ready to tell his Dad that he basically eloped by accident is just like- “Sure” while Nyx bites down on her snickers with much effort.

-Cor tries to Shovel Talk, but Ulrics have no survival instincts and are thus not threatened. Clarus takes one look at Nox’s face and sighs heavily, because he’s getting Regis flashbacks all over again, but seeing as Clarus is the one with grandkids already and not Regis- he can’t exactly lecture.

-Ardyn won the betting pool btw.

-Noctis is like- 12-13 and only just getting into his own “girls are cute” phase so he’s more than a little weirded out by all this. Tries to Shovel Talk on behalf of his brother and is cooed at for it because he’s just a bby LC to the glaive, lookit him try to be threatening so cute.

-Gladio asks Nox how he did it, Nox bluntly admits that Nyx started it and Nox has no advice whatsoever. Gladio goes away disappointed, then remembers he has a married older brother and goes to pester him on How To Land A Date. Axis is Officially Dead Inside™.

-They manage to keep their relationship a secret from the public for like- another two years when Regis finally figures out that Nox and Nyx are married by Galahdian standards and treating each other as such and if he wants a Proper Lucian Wedding he must orchestrate one himself.

-To describe the media, noble society circles, and mooglenet once this gets out, I give you two words: Nuclear. Meltdown.

On Galahdian weddings/etc:

-Usually the partner to propose leaves their Clan to join the other Clan, because proposing indicates a willingness to join their spouse-to-be’s family over their own. This does not count if one member is an “Outsider”, in which case the Outsider is formally accepted into the Clan. This also doesn’t count for Ulics, because Ulrics are Special by Galahdian standards and Nox was fine with becoming an Ulric even though he was adopted as an Arra and so “technically” Nyx should have joined Axis’s Clan. Because Nyx is both an Ulric and possibly the last of her Clan, nobody is surprised or disapproving that Nox becomes an Ulric instead.

-Adoption via both Clans happens if the wedding is being used to finalize an Alliance, though afterward the children are split per Clan name- boys going to the Clan of the wife and girls going to the Clan of the husband for reasons long ago lost in myth and tradition.

-In case you are wondering, Galahdian weddings are Stupid Simple. It goes like this-

Step One: Make an appropriately pretty/shiny wedding bead and courtship necklace for intended Spouse.

Step Two: Present wedding bead and necklace to intended Spouse in front of as Many Witnesses As Possible (minimum of three, but as this is usually done in like- the village square on a market day for good luck, witnesses usually number 90% of the given village population).

Step Three: Pray to all that is holy that intended Spouse accepts proposal and doesn’t stab you in the face as is their Right should they find you unworthy.

Step Four: Thank all that is holy when intended Spouse accepts bead and necklace and help Spouse put on necklace and make a new braid for the wedding bead.

Congratulations you are now married in the eyes of your Clan, your Spouse’s Clan, everyone in your given village, and Ramuh the Fulgarian with all the rights, privileges, and duties therein.

Courtship is an optional step both before and after Galahdian wedding. Some recommend it beforehand, but as this tradition was founded in tiny villages where everyone grew up knowing everyone else it is not necessary. Most initiate Courtship afterward as the Galahdian version of a honeymoon (since a villager can’t exactly take months off when there is work to be done and food to hunt).

Wedding Feast/Party is optional and is often folded into the nearest Festival to save on time/money/food.

Galahdians do not divorce. It just doesn’t happen. Fighting couples can separate to live with their old Clans, but regular efforts must be attempted to patch the relationship. In Ye Olden Days a “divorce” was one spouse challenging the other to a death match in front of the whole village, survivor gets the kids, the house, and all the possessions therein. For probably obvious reasons this practice has not been in favor for about five+ centuries, though angry, non-lethal duels are still considered a way to blow off steam.

If a spouse is abusive and can be proven so, divorce is still not a thing in the typical sense, because the Clan of both spouses will cast out the abuser and mark him/her as Nameless and Clanless, Shunned and Scourge-blooded. Abuser will be forcibly tattooed on the hand/arm with a mark that tells all Galahdians who see what this person is so that they cannot trick another spouse into their clutches. They are then considered a non-entity, purged from all historical records, inheritance lists, and population records and the rescued spouse is treated as if he/she was never married in the first place and had the kids all by his/her self and thus is free to marry someone else after a year-long minimum period to recover from any trauma.

There we go, thank you for coming to my TED talk on Galahdian marriage customs.

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Amnesia: Memories Review (spoilers)

Platform: PS Vita or PC via Steam (I played it on PC) Official English Release

Number of Routes: 4 main routes followed by an unlocked route after getting the good endings in the previous four.

Plot/Setting: The Heroine (she does not have a name as she is amnesiac so you get to name her anything you want) wakes up one day without any memories and this spirit in her head named Orion telling her he is the reason her memories are gone and she needs to interact with people in her life and try to remember her past in order to free Orion and return to her life. He then tells her that there are like a bunch of parallel universes so she just needs to pick the one she feels like is the right one. At first, this seems like a dumb cheesy way for the game to make us pick a route BUT the whole parallel worlds thing is explained really well once Ukyo’s world gets unlocked and you get to see the full story which I loved.

Gameplay: The routes have so many great bad endings which is one of the things I loved about this game. It was impossible for me to get the good/true endings without a walkthrough. For each character, I got the normal endings with occasional bad endings along the way whenever I tried to play it myself. Then I used a walkthrough for the most efficient way to get all the good and bad endings in one try. The game also has two mini games: ice hockey and rock paper scissors which are fun but you gotta beat all the characters in both games to get certain trophies/achievements which I haven’t done. Also, the sprites move to make them look alive/talking. You can also click on the CGs to hear more cheesy lines said by those characters which are super cute.

VA: Amazing as usual. Sadly, the heroine is not voiced. But then again since Orion speaks for her 99% of the time it doesn’t matter.

Art: It’s so good! The artist for this game is the same one for Collar x Malice so I am hyped for that game as well. Also when you play it on PC full screen the art is very HD and nice to look at. Although the costumes the characters’ wear tend to be a bit out-of-this-world-crazy, the art is amazing. The heroine is so pretty. I have seen a lot of people call her dead fish eyes-chan as an insult but like???? What???? Her eyes are so pretty and filled with various emotions.

My Favorite Routes: Kent=Ukyo >Ikki>Shin>>>>>>>Toma

Order I played: the official order the worlds are listed in. 

Btw this is the first proper otome game I played (if we ignore the mobile and indie western ones) and it set the standards pretty high for all the other PC and Vita otome games.

Characters:

Side characters: Mine and Sawa are heroine’s coworkers and friends. Mine can also be her love rival in some routes which was annoying but she is so cute I couldn’t hate her. Then we also have Ikki’s fanclub and the head of the fanclub Rika (are all the Rika’s evil????) who make her life difficult in every route except for Ukyo’s. Then we have the manager from her workplace, Waka, who changes his personality in each route. I like it the most in Ikki’s route tbh. “The Customer is the Enemy!” or something like that is his motto. And ofc we have Orion, the child-like Spirit who helps Heroine along the way and basically does all the decisions for her instead of her which can get annoying but he is also a precious cinnamon roll child so I can’t hate him too much.

Shin: Heart World (VA: Tetsuya Kakihara, Victor/Code Realize)

He is everyone’s favorite. He is the younger childhood friend of the Heroine. His route involved a lot of mysteries to solve. Shin being a tsundere was also fun but that is about it. He is nowhere near my favorite character. He has his good moments but nothing really stood out to me.

Ikki: Spade World (VA: Kisho Taniyama, Germany/Hetalia)

Ah the flirty Ikster! His eyes have this power to make anyone fall in love with him so he has a fanclub and he doesn’t date girls for more than three months as they all break up with him after three months and he moves on to the next girl on the list… until he meets the heroine of course! He would have been my favorite if it wasn’t for some of the choices you had to make to get his good ending- like the one during the summer festival. I was so frustrated with him. He does have this great bad ending where he goes on a murder rampage BUT then he also has an almost rapey bad ending which I am now surprised that the game didn’t actually go through with it now that I know that a lot of these otome games involve rape which makes me glad that they did not include one. His good ending is great though as he and MC start to live together.

Kent: Club World (VA: Akira Ishida, Tokite/Clock Zero)

MY FAVORITE. MY PRECIOUS AWKWARD SON. Kent is the resident older character who is emotionless. He is a grad student and tutors the Heroine and her friends. He is very smart and logical so love does not make sense to him but Heroine ofc teaches him the beauty of love and that not everything has to involve logic. His route is the most normal and realistic one. We get to meet his parents, go through all the awkward stages of dating, and solve some math questions (I used to guide for that immediately tho I hate math). He is also the only one who learns about Heroine’s amnesia and Orion! It’s great! His good ending is really good, too cuz they go live in London happily ever after.

Toma: Clover World (VA: Satoshi Hino, Kamui/Gintama)

He is also heroine’s childhood friend but he was the older one in the group (like only a year or two but whatever) and took care of Shin and the heroine when they were kids. He is the resident crazy guy that should probably be locked up in like Arkham Asylum. He is the yandere of all yanderes so far for me out of all the localized games. LIKE HOLY SHIT. I didn’t even try to play his route by myself first because I knew what was gonna happen and wanted to get through it asap so I used a guide. I probably would have killed the mc a million times if I didn’t do that. For storyline like sure, he might be interesting but NOPE. I hate him so much. He is also super creepy in Shin’s route too like BOI stawp.

Ukyo: Joker World (VA: Kouki Miyata, Aiichiro/Free!)

You can’t play his route until you get the good endings for all the other dudes. He is the true route and ties up the plot and explain all the plot holes in a great way. So his story is that he was dating the heroine in his world and she died horribly in a fire. He was depressed and sad and this deity Nihil heard his prayers and decided to help him settle his emotions. So he told Ukyo that they could go to parallel worlds where he could meet her again. Ofc in each other world she already has a boy in her life and death also awaits her. He basically has to die if he doesn’t get her to be with him or kill her himself to save his own life which causes him to have that split personality. But he cannot truly die because he somehow merged with Nihil so Nihil keeps on reviving him and moving on to the next world. So it is like this never ending cycle in which he either kills the heroine or himself and he remembers everything and all the pain so his crazy side comes out a lot. But Nihil is running out of power cuz he wasn’t supposed to help Ukyo in the first place. As a final resort, he brings Ukyo to his original world and turns back the time so he can try to save her from the fire. Because he is weak he cannot complete the turn back time thing properly which is why it is always cold in August in the routes. Anyways it’s kind of convoluted and confusing but it makes sense if you play the game. He is my second favorite after Kent. I cried during his normal end because it was so bittersweet. It is very easy to get his bad endings in his route though because of his split personality so it’s good to save before each choice. 

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Swine Flu- 2nd Pass on Stuff You Need to Know to Stay Well

Not to long ago I provided some information on some suggestions on how to avoid Swine Flu (H1N1) infection.

I don’t want to repeat myself but there are some serious information what is worth expanding on and one is a prediction of sorts. The intent here is to suggest some effective solutions instead of harping on future problems. There is no satisfaction for anyone with the announcement of future suffering and possible death when maybe it will never occur.

The big news is the Swine Flu has become a pandemic. Let me be clear and define what exactly a pandemic is. A pandemic is defined as a infectious disease that rapidly spreads around the world. I have mention from time to time that it will be a “when” not “if”. In other words a pandemics will occur, Swine Flu is what is happening now, tomorrow it will be something else. It’s always something. Given enough time we will see all varieties of disease.

There’s a lot of media hype. You have to look past that to the facts. The media must sell itself to stay in business.

I would like to make some suggestions that go beyond whatever I said previously.

For your information the WHO (World Health Organization) has increased the alert level from 3 to 5 in late May, early June. As of today’s date June 14, 2009 the WHO alert level is 6. This is the highest level. Their is none higher. Here is the definition of a level 6 as provided by WHO. (level 5 is also provided as background).

” Phase 5 is characterized by human-to-human spread of the virus into at least two countries in one WHO region. While most countries will not be affected at this stage, the declaration of Phase 5 is a strong signal that a pandemic is imminent and that the time to finalize the organization, communication, and implementation of the planned mitigation measures is short.

Phase 6, the pandemic phase, is characterized by community level outbreaks in at least one other country in a different WHO region in addition to the criteria defined in Phase 5. Designation of this phase will indicate that a global pandemic is under way.”

The pandemic has arrived, according to WHO, by announcing level (phase) 6.

Only time will tell is this is the ultimate big one. The last one was the influenza pandemic of 1918. More people died in this one in a single year than died in the Black Death Bubonic Plague (4 years) from 1347 to 1351. Somewhere between 20 to 40 million people died in 1918. This was more than died in World War I.

We need to take this very seriously.

Remember that prevention is much more effective than a cure.

So let’s look at the precautions and some basic supplies that should be on hand at all times. All that I about to recommend are “natural” solutions and these not only work against the Swine Flu but any flu.

Also these same solutions work in case you do become infected.

Let’s make one thing clear. You cannot become infected by consuming pork products. If any pork should be infected it is destroyed by cooking it thoroughly.

First, I don’t recommend vaccines. The CDC (Center for Disease Control) reports that the current vaccine was not formulated for this strain of swine flu. So forget any vaccination. Anyway it has been shown time and time again that flu vaccines don’t work. They can do more harm than good.

Some of you may remember the big flu problem in 1976. Just in case you don’t, a small number of people got sick with what was then also called the Swine Flu. The CDC embarked on a massive vaccination program. Not only did it not protect the people from the flu, but it finally resulted in about 500 people getting something called Guillain-Barre syndrome. This was a degenerative nerve disorder directly caused by the flu vaccine used at that time. So forget any vaccination.

Did you know that the pharmaceutical companies now have complete immunity from any legal attacks from people that experience side effects from any vaccination, whether it be public or private? Even if someone dies from a vaccine, the heirs cannot sue the pharmaceutical, so say the Supreme Court of the United States.

The current drugs prescribed for the flu are Tamiflu and Relenza. The H1N1 virus has developed almost total to Tamiflu and probably has to Relenza as well.

So let’s get on with what you can do, naturally.

1. Get plenty of rest and sleep. This will allow all your energy to be directed to your immune system so it can fight the virus.

2. Wash your hands frequently. ANTI-BACTERIAL SOAP IS NOT EFFECTIVE, DON’T USE IT. After rinsing you hands in water, splash some hydrogen peroxide over your hands and let them air dry or use paper towels for drying. Do not use cloth towels as they could be infected.

3. If you have an outbreak in your area get some N95 or N100 facial masks to wear when you in crowds, in meetings or in the doctors office. the N100 Mechanical filter respirators is best as it provides more filtration.

Let’s discuss your health and nutrition.

It is basic good health to maintain the good bacteria population in the lower bowel. Do not use antibiotics as they kill the good bacteria as well as the bad. Help these good bacteria to survive with the consumption of live yogurt and a good daily probiotic supplement.

Make sure you are getting enough of Vitamin D. If you are not outside in full sun with at least 30% of your body exposed for a period of 30 minutes daily, you need to supplement with Vitamin D. At least 2,000 IU daily is suggested for adults. For children and increased dosage for adults (Altern Med Rev 08;13:9-20)

BTW, sardines are an excellent source of vitamin D. Be very selective. Of the two sources that I deem excellent, Norway and Portugal, Portugal is the highest quality. Sardines are provided in all kinds of sauces. Forget them. Select your Portuguese sardines packed in either water or olive oil only.

As a side benefit you will be getting one of the best sources of Omega 3 fatty acids.

Selenium – Make sure your daily supplement includes 200 to 400 micrograms (mcg). Also selenium is an excellent supplement for men’s prostate health.

Make sure you eat a healthy quantity, only lightly steamed, of a combination of any 2 or 3 of the following: broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, kale, mustard greens or collard greens.

Vitamin C – This is a must and should be taken daily and increased when diseases like the swine flu is announced. The dosage of vitamin C varies widely depending on each person. The best form is “pure ascorbic acid crystals (a powder). The suggestion is to start out with 1,000 mg daily. If this dosage caused loose stools (bowel) then cut back until the stools return to near normal. Then increase slowly as long as the stools remain normal Some individuals can tolerate as much as 5,000 mg daily of vitamin C.

Anti-bacterial, anti-viral, anti-fungus – There is one product that has all these qualities – Colloidal Silver. It is available in spray for the throat; vertical for the nose (nasal passages) which is very important. During flu season I would suggest using the nasal spray 3 times a day and if you are in an infected area use whenever you are in the company of other people. Use often. Colloidal is know to destroy over 650 bacteria, virus and fungus.

There you have it. All the information, precautions, and treatment to stay healthy and possible disease-free during this critical phase of the swine flu pandemic.

from JournalsLINE http://journalsline.com/2017/05/16/swine-flu-2nd-pass-on-stuff-you-need-to-know-to-stay-well/ from Journals LINE https://journalsline.tumblr.com/post/160722592545