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the-casbah-way · 6 months ago

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What’s your opinion on the English

#this is a JOKE no one come for me #i hate England as a State in terms of what they have done and what they stand for #i hate posh english people for the way they treat me and scottish people in general on an every day level #but the I Hate The English doesn’t literally mean i hate english people. it’s like saying you’re gay when you’re bisexual #it’s enough to get the point across without dealing in semantics #@ normal english people i love you come here #but also i don’t usually feel the need to say all this. it’s probably obvious #like i’m not trying to be dramatic but england has had a far more profound impact on working class scotland than people fully understand #i felt it in my every day life all the time as a kid and i was born way after most of it happened #so i don’t need to add a disclaimer to every silly throwaway Fuck The English joke i make. in my opinion #anyway sorry anon i hope this answers your question

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thedaisyonthedashboard · 2 years ago

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imagine if taylor comes out like a month or two from now by dating fletcher😭

#this is a JOKE no one come for me #taylor swift #gaylor

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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the real reason gale proposes so quickly

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #galemance #gale dekarios #tav #morgueweave #until then they are Courting #this is the closest cyra is capable of getting to a joke #she's a woman who knows what she wants and it's to fuck that wizard forever #i need a name for them so i can tag them properly but i can't come up with one. can't use 'blood' bc that's stepping on bloodweave #idk why but gale's camp clothes are so endearing to me #his little velvet pyjamas with the embroidery. comfiest man in the camp #at cons i've met 2 separate gales in pyjamas with a nightcap and a lamp and they GET IT

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hoaxghost · 29 days ago

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Unfortunately speaking, generational gap does exist even within the angelic hierarchy

#my ocs #file recovery #angel ocs #coming from a joke with friends #how guardian angels are really just the lil kids of the ranks....#inspired by me getting called cringe for the games i play on roblox by my lil brother #comic #also i like this throne guy i made for a one off joke im gonna keep em around

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN #anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days #mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes #when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years #(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series #in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this

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umblrspectrum · 5 months ago

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part 4 of a lot funnier in my head than on paper

#before anyone asks its not a series the part 4 is a joke dont go looking #the solver granted me this mental image #definitely not at the right skill level to draw it correctly but i did good enough #nori forgetting her ipod in space and then needing n to launch her into orbit to get it back #yknow now that im actually stopping to think about it v would be the only one of the two in functioning order at this point #or they just waited for n to regen and then forced him to do this #we both know n is fully capable of punting nori into orbit #something something stupid mutt #my hatred for this is growing the more i look at it im gonna finish off the tags #art #murder drones #murder drones n #murder drones nori #murder drones uzi #murder drones flesha #i guess #or #murder drones cyn #serial designation n #one day ill be able to draw n in a way i like #noris text box is supposed to be a rose it did not come out looking like a rose #i dont know how to draw roses help

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puppppppppy · 4 months ago

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act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization

#THID FUCKING GAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEE #i have more i wanna draw but my hands not working orz.. maybe ill get around to it later idk #i finally FINALLY managed to get inside that star room.. my own clone!! now neither of us will be virgins!!!!#i dont have anything to go off of but when the journal mentions making another 'me' it reminds me of loop saying theyre like a mirror #theyre always able to read siffrins mind without actually reading their mind (or so they say) but maybe it could just be tone matching???#or smth like that.. idk if these two things are connected though so maybe its more like subtext #i hope im not the only one who made the childrens hospital joke when it came around to color lore part 2 #im also getting the sinking feeling of watching siffrin toe his way near the deep end like bro is so so close to losing it #i feel like if i knew nothing abt the game beforehand and why siffrin is looping in the first place my feelings abt this would be different #cuz id be pretty angry too if ive been stuck in a loop long enough to feel like everyone around me is pretending nothings wrong #than the fact that i have decided not to disclose im in a time loop and that everyone is living this day for the first time #although i also get hes doing this for a reason and when u believe in the universe i guess it also comes with sunk cost fallacy #'this is the path the universe led me down before i even knew what i wanted so all i can do is double down' THATS THE FATALISM TALKING #puppy plays isat #in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #isat act 3 spoilers #isat act 4 spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #sona #puppysona #friends #chipper #doodles

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knifearo · 11 months ago

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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever

#this is not just about the love loses joke specifically but it is the one that i get the most often and it does piss me off #anyway. you guys know what i’m talking about i’m sure.#aromantic people will say anything and here come seven thousand assholes to play semantics. shut uppp you know what the fuck i meant #talking #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace

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smoosie · 29 days ago

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Aftercare

(they share)

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warmfuzzyanimal · 8 months ago

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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???

#sorry (?not really?) but finding high hairlines beautiful has 100000% fixed my self image issues AND made me nicer.#you should be nice to people with little or weird or no hair. i dont want to get depressing but hair loss can be so terrifyingly isolating #be nice!!#you really do NOT know who of your loved ones or friends you are hurting with funny haha bald jokes. and if you DO know who youre hurting #and are still making them anyways #im coming for you.#barkbarkbarkbark #you should be nice to people regardless of physical traits but like #ive seen an uptick in haha bald is ugly jokes on tumblr specifically so im biting tumblr

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)